GMW 23: We Found The World’s Rarest Snacks (Improv Game)

Good Mythical Weekend. Somewhere inside these bags are 25 secret snacks that the world has never seen. But can you find them all? This is The Supreme Search for the Secret Snacks. Okay, y’all, I pretty much just explained how this is gonna go. First of all, welcome our guest, Vic from Dropout. Oh, no. Thank you, and, to all of us. To all of us as well, yes. Okay. So basically, y’all have your choice of all these snacks behind me. You’re going to come up. You’re going to open them and you’re going to search through. There are 25 super special secret snacks. That are hidden within these, uh, bags and boxes. And so when you find one, you’re going to tell me what it is. You’re going to hold it up so an anonymous judge can see it and then I’m going to tell you if that is indeed one of the 25 hidden snacks that’s up here. Does that make sense? Yeah, I think so. 1000%. Okay, cool. So to start let’s just, you know, you’ll have some of these and you’ll have this and you’ll have this and you’ll have this and you’ll have these and you’ll. Hold on, I don’t want to touch that jerky. Oh wait, this is just. Did you want this? Okay. No, no, no. Bye I’ll take this. Which one? What’s that? Orange nougat? Nougat? Nougat? I gotta go through nougat? I got a pizza potato chip. I was handed two so I can use. I’ve got wafer cone snack. Bing bang. That’s my catchphrase too. I’m always saying. You’re always saying. Bing bang, baby. What if we can’t open it? I will say I put these in my fiancee’s stocking last year for Christmas. She likes them cause she likes Takoyaki. And I said, oh, a little puff that tastes like Takoyaki. That’s fun. Kind of nice. I’ve got bulgogi, uh, ramen noodle pack. That sounds so good, I was eyeing this earlier. I don’t know, this doesn’t make sense to me, but um, we’ll, we’ll see what’s up. I have both beef jerky and yuca. I was about to say, I’m smelling something that doesn’t smell good, and I think it’s that beef jerky maybe? And I will say we have a, a variety of domestic and foreign snacks because this is inspired by a show called Gaki no Tsukai. Uh, so thanks. Shout out to y’all for uh, this particular idea. Okay. So my hands have too much lotion on them. I never used the stuff. You did just lotion, I did just lotion, I was like, my hands are ashy I need. Made a big deal about it. I think I found something. What’s that? What do you got? So these are round chips and this is like, it’s not a broken piece. It’s a perfectly like it was meant to be like this. And I feel like, um, you get to go to the chip factory and visit the chip factory. And you get to visit Chippy Wonka. Yes. The reclusive chip maker. Yes. Chippy Chonka. That name is better than the one I said. But this is kind of weird. All of them are pretty weird. Like completely round. This is the only one because this one look at this that’s broken, right? This is not this is special. You think they did what that with scissors? A laser. A laser, yeah. Thank you a laser. And sorry did you say Chippy Chonka? Chippy Chonka. The reclusive chip. Yeah, it’s something ding cuz I was right. Is that a point? Yeah, that’s what you got one down. Um, um Oh! Oh! Oh! What? What? I found one! Judge! Secret judge, what’s your sign? Ha ha ha ha! Scorpio. Scorpio! And of course, this is why this is so special, is because we have the scorpion piece of beef jerky. Do you see this? Look at the tail. Yeah, ding right there. And it was because we knew you were coming, this one was what we picked. I love it. I love this. Okay, so I’m going to save this for you judge. So that’s for you. Thank you. Oh, hold on. This is, this is crazy right now. Christmas! No, no, that’s not Christmas. Oh. This. It’s an old, ancient, civilization dwelling. People lived in here. And then if they got hungry, they could just take a bite. Just put a little seasoning on it. Oh, I don’t like the color of my house. Hold on, let me, uh, let me make it, uh It’s not much color. Yeah, there’s not much color there, but hey, it feels different. My grandma lived in one of those. Your grandma? Oh, she was a lucky woman. Um, okay. I saw a lot of dust come out of your mouth there. Do you like it? I had some of it. It’s crunchy. It is crunchy, but texturally, not a lot of flavor. Okay, this is maybe exposing myself. I thought that if you ate dry pasta, it was like poisonous. Dry pasta is poisonous? In the same way that like, if you eat flour, it’s poisonous. That’s also not poisonous. If you eat flour, it’s poisonous? I heard it’s not actually the egg is the reason you can’t eat cookie dough, it was because of the flour. Well, it’s not poisonous, but the flour in a lot of things like cookie dough is not pasteurized. What podcasts have you been listening to? You’re getting some bad metaphor information. Have you, did you know jet fuels don’t melt Allegedly. Allegedly. Um. Guys, this is really exciting. Okay. I found it. I found it. I found the one everybody’s talking about. Wow. See your catchphrase. Bing, bing, baby, because I just found the Courage Cone. Wow. The Courage Cone. Of course, we all know. Right. It’s the cone where if you take a bite, it gives you the courage to call a family member you haven’t talked to in a long time. Wow. Do it. Wow. Yum. I’m gonna do it. It works fast. I’m getting the courage. Yum. Hi, Dad. Wow. Yeah, that’s right, I’m on camera. Oh, my God. He was already on the phone? Yeah. That’s how it works. Wow. The Courage Cone dials for you, so you have to. Yeah, on camera. No, YouTube. No, not the main channel. Probably not a million views. Maybe like 50,000? 50,000 maybe? No, 50,000. 25? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Nope, one cat. Um, sorry I called. I did it! Would it have been more impressive to your dad if it was two cats? I need another cone, I gotta call this guy again. He’s probably blocked me at this point. Wait a second, what’s this? Whoa! What the hell is that? This is a kissing stone. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a kissing stone. No. No. Well, then if it’s not for kissing, what have I been doing with it? Whoa, whoa, guys. Hold on. Whoa, wait. Yeah, it’s so crazy inside of this bag. This, this guy. I don’t know if we saw it. See how dusted it is? It’s got so much dust on it. This is the luckiest one inside of here because it’s the dustiest. Wow. When you have this much dust on one little snack it actually means that you’ll get an extra little piece of luck back. Back? Why? Why? And why? Is the buzzer whether or not they like what we’re saying? That’s just true. So the buzzer doesn’t matter. Yeah, it’s true. That’s accurate. I’ve heard that. What’s the buzzer? I don’t even know anymore. That’s crazy. What is the buzzer? What is the buzzer? Dunkaroos. This looks fun, guys. Maybe can we stack on those also? Yeah, let’s share some Dunkaroos. Yeah, let’s see. Oh. Popcornopolis. They got these on there. Oh, I found something. Oh. What? You guys know Mortal Kombat? Uh huh. Yeah. Remember Raiden? Yeah. This was his hat when he was a sperm. Still in the balls. Yes. Yeah. This is what he would even, even before. That’s the ding? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Dang. That’s the ding? Dang. The lucky little chip I found doesn’t get a ding? But sperm hat? Sperm hat. Not just any sperm hat. Raiden the Thunder God. The Thunder God. Sperm hat. Sperm hat. I don’t understand. Oh! I wish I did. Wait! Oh. Oh my god. No! It can’t be! Wait, hold on! Yeah, shake it more! Shake it! Yeah! Okay, we got it! It is the rice cake that is the reason that your mom divorced your dad. It is the rice cake! She looked at this one day, your dad got home late from work, and she said, Frank, I want pasta! And she cracked it in half, and then she moved to Italy. Wow. And she has a boyfriend now. And his name is Raul. And they are so happy. And so, we’re gonna put this in a special place, actually. Yeah. I found something. I don’t know if you can see this. If you could bring the camera down. Um, oh, there’s no, okay. Um, so, these have a little something in them, a little goo in the middle. And if you’ve been a good boy or girl or person, you can see through the goo. Oh, you can see through it? Yes, and then if you look through it, you can see whether or not you’ll die alone. Ooooooh. Not great. I think that was really good. Oh, hold on. I got a cone of bravery. Whoa! You get this cone, you gotta call your crush. Whoa! So I’m gonna go ahead and call my crush real quick. Can I ask, how is the cone of bravery different from the cone of courage? Great question. You call your crush, and so do your family. Right, right. Oh, I didn’t know they tell you that somebody blocked you through a phone call. Oh, damn. Yeah, it’s all right. Sad. Whoa, whoa. This is actually a crazy dunkaroo. This one’s very different than the others. And you can see I’m looking at the back of this one. Usually you’re focusing on the D on the front, but you’re not usually focusing on this beautiful Z that’s on the back. Gorgeous Z that represents. Xenon, the Zekul. And these were actually used. This is a special one, secret special one. This is limited edition. If I eat this, there may be only ten left in the world. I need it. Yeah. Wow! So actually I’m gonna put that in the center. Wait a second, wait a second. Wait a second. I almost ate, I almost ate this one. No, I don’t want this. It was in my mouth, I almost ate this one. But then I took it out because it felt like spiky? And I realized that this is the piece of double drizzled popcornopolis from ancient Rome! Wow. You absolutely should not be eating that. It was spiky in my mouth. I’m always thinking about the Roman Empire. And I realized that if I ate this, I would die. Okay? I don’t get the game. I don’t understand fundamentally. You guys aren’t gonna believe this. Whoa, what is it, Jordan? In this bag of Korean crackers I have found the one cracker. Wow. That is called, get ready. I will. It’s called Divine Sight. I’ve heard that if you crush up the Divine Sight, and I can tell it is because of the way it curves on top, so it’s definitely the one I’m talking about. If you crush it up and snort it, you can talk to God. Whoa. Yeah, I got a card if you need it. No, no, I’m good, I’m good, I’m good. I’m good. Oh, wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow! Yeah. Yeah, it’s me, Jordan. I’m on camera, yeah. Nope, YouTube. It’s not on the main channel, it’s a weekend thing. Yeah, I mean, you know, 50,000, maybe, I don’t know. Alright. Yep, I’ll never contact you again. What happened? Whoa. What happened? Wow. You did something really cool. Cool. It was awesome. I hope I looked great. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait, what? I was about to stand up and I’ll sit down. Sit down. This is the chip that caused Princess Diana’s car accident. Oh my god. I hate you chip. Oh my god. Why would you bring that chip here? I didn’t. I found it in this bag. Pickled onion flavor spelled with a U so you know it’s British chips. Wait, can you remind me really quick, how a chip caused a fatal car accident? Absolutely. So Princess Diana was in the back of the car. God rest her soul, eating these. Um, with her lover. And then the driver of the car, who was their friend, turned around and was like, well, something smells funky. And Princess Diana was like, it’s these chips. And she turned around and she gave him this chip. And when he ate it, he turned back around to be like, I love that, give me another. And he fully crashed the car. She truly was the people’s princess. She was. She was. Woah! Oh my god! Oh my god! Look at what I found! Woah! Hahaha! So, okay, you know the beach? Yeah, yeah. Crabs . This is a special sample of blue beach. Every, one in every hundred, hundred? Is that rare enough? No. Thousand? No. Ten thousand? Better. One in every ten thousand bags of Takis is actually blue beach. This is sand. Look at that. One in every 10,000 bags of Takis isn’t food? That’s why it’s so special. It’s such a special snack. Look at this. But it’s not just any beach. You can eat it. And I’d love to see you do that. Eat the beach. Eat the beach. What’s it taste like? It’s so good. Whoa, whoa, hold on. I found something kind of crazy. Whoa, what? You guys remember the group, The Village People? Yeah! Of course! Well, one of them, apparently, crossed a witch in the bayou. You know, the guy who always was the Y in the YMCA? Right, yes, that’s the guy who turned into this one. This is him. This is him right there. Wow. Yeah. Very nice. I’ve actually found something incredible. That’s why the vibes are good. I’m gonna turn it all around. You’re looking at that from the side. So typically you’re looking at this kind of chip. You’re not looking at the side. And this one’s rare because from the side, as we can all clearly see, this is an exact replica of my own vagina. Whoa! I’ll prove it! Prove it and put it in the thumbnail. I, this is kind of special. I found a bag of tiny waffles that was created by a licensed artist. Marriage and Family Therapist. And what happens is you eat one, and you tell someone around you something you like about them. Okay. Well, I hope there’s one, two, three, four, five in that bag. I don’t know. Let’s pass it around. Oh, okay. Yeah, for sure. I’m gonna get up real quick. Vic, you handled that stuff with the blue hands really nicely. Do you think so? I think so. It did not feel like it went well. No, I think that waffle compelled me to tell you that. I really appreciate that. So then I guess I go next. Rachel, I think you are so funny and so smart and so talented. And you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen in person in my life. Oh my god. Yeah, and I think we I think there’s something here, is all I’m saying. Okay. The waffle, the waffle is crazy. That’s a waffle. The waffle is crazy, dang. Guys, surprise! The waffles are ecstasy. Okay, you guys, um, I have a snack, but I don’t know that I want to share it. No, nevermind, don’t worry, it’s fine. Say it! No, come on. Don’t make us beg. No, I don’t wanna, it’s just, it’s just like this is really special and I don’t know, I’m like looking at this and I’m like, I don’t know that now is the time for it. Okay. Do you wanna head out? Like how bad do you wanna see it? I wanna see it pretty bad. I don’t know, how bad do we want to see it? We want to see it. Wanna see it Come on. So I, okay, so like, this is kind of embarrassing and I’m like putting myself out there in a really big way and like, so don’t laugh, I just want you to be supportive is what I’m letting you know is that’s what I need out of this right now. I want you to just be supportive. I don’t want any questions. Okay, here we go. I have spent the last six years formulating and crafting and sourcing and figuring out distribution for a snack. And it’s named Vic. Also. And this is what it is, I want to show you. That’s how you open it, everybody has to open it like that, otherwise it doesn’t sort of oxygenate the way that it’s supposed to. And so this is what it looks like, and it comes like this. Pre bitten! Pre bitten! It comes like this. Because here’s the thing, it’s like, what is the worst part of a snack, is when you look at it and you’re like, oh, the snack is intact, nobody’s eating it. Are people interested? So it’s like, people are looking at the snack out of the gate. It’s like an empty restaurant. Because like, look, I’m just sort of like, oh, does anybody want this? And immediately all of you guys, all in your eyes, were all like, me, but you didn’t say anything to be polite. So, um, that’s why this snack is special. Look at that, look at that pull apart. That pull apart. Wow, wow. I spent years formulating this pull apart. Just watch this. Watch one more time. The judge did not like the pull apart. Judge! Judge just take a peak for a second. Watch this. It’s hard to hear. All right, I got something. Whoa, what? Okay, this is rhubarb and custard flavored bonbons. Oh! But what you don’t know is that these were discontinued. Everything all right? Yeah, it’s okay. Hey guys don’t worry about me. These were discontinued in, uh, the 1940s. Whoa. Um, because they were sneaking. Penicillin into this so they’ve discontinued it, but hey, I’m gonna I’m gonna keep these at home in case the apocalypse comes around You know, I’ll get rid of that UTI. I’ve always got reoccurring. Well, wait a second hold on uh. Hold on whoa, hold on uh huh. Uh oh. Oh boy. Do I, do I even need to say it? Cause we’re all kind of seeing it. We’re all thinking it. We’re all thinking it. Not that one. Not this. This? Didn’t think today would go this way. The pretzel with a big ass? The butt pretzel with no butthole? Right. And that got a ding? Uh, the pretzel with no butthole, that was not on my bingo card. Working here is so easy, but it’s also hard in a different way. Oh, hold on, I, I found something. Alright. I found something. Y’all remember that, uh, that movie Scarface? Yeah! Yeah! Say hello to my little friend! Well, did you guys know that he was actually an avid baker? No! They cut all that out. Oh my god. And, uh, this was one of his, uh, famous treats. It was a cocaine covered Cookie. Wow. This cookie is covered in cocaine. You can do the commercials. Cocaine. Covered. This is a cocaine covered cookie. My man, Tony Montana. You remember Tony Montana. Oh, this is kind of weird. Um, I think I got a special treat, guys. Whoa. These are Muddy Buddies. And I’ve heard that this particular brand from this factory will reawaken a long dead sexual libido. Okay. No, I just want to play Elden Ring and door dash Little Caesars. It didn’t work. Left side of the table really seems like they’re trying to get horny. Thank you for giving me the ding even when I made the joke that they didn’t work. Whoa! Oh, stop. No. The shut up gummies. Do you see this? Stop. Shut up. Right, and you all know how these work. This is crazy. This is such a special snack. Like, we’re in a group and you told me a secret. And then it sort of comes up in conversation. We’re like, so like, start the conversation and then I’ll like start to say something. Yeah, oh, remember that one time when you and I were at camp? And it was really late at night? And I’m like, yeah, I remember that time. And then you go Mhm, mhm. Wow. But, So you guys know each other from before. Yeah, Vic and I used to go to camp together. Aw, that’s cool. Vic, I hear when your mouth is full of those, you can list all the state capitals. Is that true? Montana’s capital, classically. Uh huh. Yeah. Vermont. The little tree, the tree capital of the world. Land of lakes is a butter. Uh huh. And Wisconsin’s capital is classically Milwaukee. That’s all of them! That’s all the states! Wow! Oh, hold on, hold on. I found something. Whoa! This is actually my, uh, my best friend. He was in that bag the whole time? My best friend, you know, when I was a kid, I found this little, like, turtle creature, and I was like, this is crazy. That was your best friend as a kid, this is my best friend. And, um, I think he crossed that same Bayou Witch. And, um, he got turned into this. And, uh, he’s been waiting for me. And you know what, buddy? I love you. No! Wow. You didn’t give him a ding. He just ate his friend. That was a hard X. Damn. Hard and quick X. Whoa, whoa. Guys, hold on. Hold on. I don’t know if you saw this. This, in fact, right here. This is the one and only chip inside of this little bag that’s actually a candle. This is a candle. I love that. Yeah. So, and you shouldn’t eat it, but. It’s a candle. Yeah, yeah. Oh, this is kind of cool. This little packet with an angry beer on it. Have you guys seen this packet with an angry beer? Yeah. This is the world’s only snack that makes it okay to get drunk at work. Whoa. Yeah. So I think if I, I can have this powdered beer and no one can call HR. Okay. I genuinely don’t know what this is. I, I really have something for real. It’s a tiny R. Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Just stop, just stop. Wait a second. Oh my god. This must be one of the 25 because it’s singing! Oh my god! I can hear it! Oh my god! Oh my god, it’s doing Wicked! It’s doing Wicked! This has to be one of the 25! Oh no! Oh my god. Does somebody have tape? Does somebody have tape?! I’m not getting to some of your tape! Hurry! Hurry! Oh my god, no! No! Oh my god, no! It’s gonna be okay, Vic. No, it’s not gonna be okay! It is, it is. Seriously. Oh my god, thank you. Oh my god. Wait, come back to me. Somebody else go. Oh my god. Need a minute? No. Ooh, that’s pretty tape. Oh my god. You’re not gonna believe this. Hurry! Tape the chip! Hurry! Oh my god. You’re li, oh my god, no! No! It’s cracking more! Okay, oh my god, you’re not gonna believe this. I opened the bag. I a chip that looked exactly like Tony Shalhoub. And I was so scared, and I dropped it, and so now it just I had I taped it back together literally the best that I could. No, I can see it! It’s Monk! It is! No. It had the soul of Tony Shalhoub in it. I appreciate you ate that chip that had tape residue on it. It’s so interesting that when I took something out of my mouth earlier, you said, ew, get away from me. I’m trying to put it back together. It, there was no moisture in that, um, so that’s gonna be tough. Um, I think that one’s dead. Oh, thank you. Can I see that tape? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no. I just picked this up and it had the thing in it. What? I picked this up and then it already had scooped this up. This thing is a magnet for other snacks. Well that’s just legitimately cool. Ah! So this thing was a perfect one that could just, it takes other snacks and then it sucks in it. It’s like that movie The Thing. Oh. But it’s a, it’s a snack so it’s gonna get ya. Oh no, look, wait, hold on. This is something. I don’t know if you guys are yes, this is it. So y’all know the horns at the beginning of the buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh The one they do at the movies? This was the original horn to make that music. Oh my gosh! Crazy! It’s crazy! Which century is it from? It’s from the 8th? Eighth Century Fox. Wow. Eighth Century Fox. That’s correct. That’s correct. That’s when they were just doing plays. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Whoa! You guys know how the Olympics happen every two years? Yes. If you count the Winter Olympics. Yes. Are people not counting the Winter Olympics? Some don’t. I dont. There’s some people who hate winter. Why? That’s a different time. When those rings aren’t up there being represented in the Olympics, they’re just in this bag, bro. They’re just chilling together. I didn’t even realize it. So they’re taking a rest. They’re to rest? It’s a bunch of Olympic rings. Um, yeah. And okay, cool. Thank you. I think that’s pretty good. This is not a special snack. This is more of a PSA. This is not a snack. This is a craft. And so I think that we should get a point because this shouldn’t have been on the table. This should not have been an option. This is a craft. This is not a snack. Thank you. Wait! Wait! Wait! Ah! A hat! Whoa! This is the part of the episode where a bag of cookies, but it was hats? It’s a hat! It’s a hat and a bag? It’s a hat that caused Princess Diana’s car accident! And alright, don’t like callbacks here, got it. It is, start. Well, let’s workshop it. Okay, here we go. Um, a little okay, the year 2075. Yeah. There’s no birds left. Absolutely. No! There’s no birds left. That makes sense. My dad will have nothing to look at. To look at. Nothing. And it’s hard. And people are sad. And so what has the government done? They said, we’re creating a program where we’re um, creating birds. And so they sort of have started workshopping some other things. And so we have this little guy, this little guy. Oh. Future Bird. Future Bird. Come on. Hold on. Hold on. Just give it one more chance. Imagine this. You’re sort of seeing. Imagine. Hold on. Before you make a judgment. So you’re sort of like, you’re driving Princess Diana’s car. Pretend like you’re driving it. Fine. I was the one driving Princess Diana’s car. All of a sudden, the wind hits the windshield, falls down. It could be a bird, you just wouldn’t know. Yes. You guys, I’m a little worried about this one. What the hell is that? I don’t know. Oh, I know what that is. Every 10,000 snacks, your Takis will turn into sort of some blue sand. And so we got really lucky today. Oh my gosh, this is kind of amazing. Uh, Diana Nachos. They discontinued these. But, I heard that if you have a bite of them, you can, uh, enter Princess Diana’s consciousness. Wow. And remember the best day of her life. Oh my gosh. I’m a little nervous about this one. I’m gonna see if it’s true. I don’t know if it’s true or not. They say that? Try it. Whose day? Uh, Method Warps. Okay. It’s true! Oh, it might get a little dangerous in here, y’all. Why? Might get a little dangerous, better watch out. Uh oh. What happened? Everybody knows. No. These guys are ops. It goes back. It’s historical. Okay? It all went back to when the polar bear gang stepped on the main teddy bear gang. Right. Stepped on his Jordans, right? Stepped on his Jordans at a movie premiere, and ever since, they’ve been beefing. What movie? Oh, they was seeing Harlem Nights, starring Eddie Murphy and uh, Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor. And you know what? The polar bears, they wanted to go see a Princess Bride, you know? But they was beefing and that’s when it all started. You stepped on the Jordans. Now, those movies were out around the same time? They were around at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, what’s happening now that they’re in the same room together? I think something might pop off. Y’all got your vest on? Yes. Here, maybe we move one of them over to this side of the table. Yeah. This may be smart and just like, yeah, we’ll keep an eye. Also there’s, this is an eagle. You guys, you all did a great job. Uh, but there was one person that found the most hidden snacks and that was our guest today, Vic. Yeah. And, uh, as your special prize, you can take home any snack, uh, you want. Uh, that you’d like, so. Oh, perfect. Aw, that’s the one I wanted. Thank y’all for playing, thank you for watching, make sure to tune in next week for more Good Mythical Weekend. Bye! Goodbye! Let’s eat all of this. Uh, would you ever recreate the Linkin, Linkin Park with Linkin Park watching Linkin Park Park a Linkin video? No, because you can’t improve upon perfection. God, he’s right, man, I heard Scorsese directed that.

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