While Rhett and Link are away… – [All] The Mythical crew will play. (bell ringing) (liquid splashing) (egg sizzling) (kids cheering) – [Stevie] Good Mythical weekend. I’m Stevie, and today we’re playing Gettin’ Blasted. But before we begin, let’s meet this week’s Mythical Crew competitors. Please gimme your name and the amount of chicken wings you can eat in one sitting. – I’m Gwynedd. I can eat 69 chicken wings in one sitting. – Nice! – I’m V, I can only eat five ’cause I don’t really like chicken wings. – I’m David Hill. I can eat 25 chicken wings. – I’m Jordan Myrick. I can eat 100 chicken wings. And I would go to the hospital after. – I’m Trevor, and I could eat at least one. – I’m Lily Cousins. And I can eat three chicken wings with a whole bottle of ranch. – Wow. – [Stevie] Okay, thank you very much. That is information I needed, as did the audience. Here’s how today’s game’s gonna go. Each round, one person will be the blaster. The blaster will be blindfolded and their goal is to hit one of the other Mythical crew members with a Nerf dart before time is up. And they only have three darts to fire. The rest of the players have one job, don’t get blasted with a Nerf dart. If you do get hit, not only will you be the blaster in the next round, but you must immediately take an extra super nasty shot, aka, you get blasted again. If the blaster fails to hit another player they must take the shot. And don’t be surprised if we add a few twists to make things more interesting as we go. Now, to determine who our first blaster will be I’m gonna ask that each one of you grab a shot glass from in front of you, whichever shot glass you want. Five of them are filled with water, one of them is special. That special person, I mean, the special shot of the person will be the blaster. Just, you know. – Oh, thank God. Oh, God’s plan. – [David] Delicious. – [Stevie] Jordan, are you okay? – Mm mm. – Spit it out. (Jordan coughing) – Ew. – Was I not supposed to drink it? – [Stevie] No, no, it was just citric acid. I think you’ll be okay. – It’s just battery acid, it’s fine. – [Stevie] You’ll be our first blaster. Let’s do it. Okay, everyone has seven seconds to spread out, starting now. (clock ticking) – I’m almost legally blind, so my listening is heightened – [Stevie] Blaster, your time starts now. – Let’s blast. (jaunty music) Wait. Okay, it wasn’t cocked. (all laughing) One of you’s giggly. I think it’s Lily. (Trevor clapping) – [Stevie] You still have over a minute. – Oh wait, did I just blast? – I don’t think so. – No. – Hell yeah. (all laughing) Is someone gonna tell me me if I hit the ropes? Or will I just go back in like wrestling? Okay, I’m so disoriented. (David clapping) Stevie’s laughter is the only thing guiding me. (David clapping) Did I blast? I’m having to actively fight the impulse to put– – [Stevie] 10 seconds. – Put my foot out and trip someone. (David clapping) – [Stevie] Five, four, three, two, one. (horn blaring) Okay, time. – Did I blast? – [Stevie] You blasted, but I don’t think anyone was blasted by your blasts. Okay, sorry Jordan. It’s your second nasty shot of the day. Go ahead and try it out. It’s the hot, hot, hot shot. Hot dog water, hot sauce, and blended hot pocket. – Ew. – Ugh. – It wasn’t as bad until I knew what it was. (all laughing) – [Stevie] Okay, since you didn’t blast anyone, you at least get to pick who the next blaster’s gonna be. – All right, I have to choose my friend, my ally, my boss, Gwynedd. – [Stevie] All right, Gwynedd, suit up. Okay, I promised you that there would be twists and turns, and here they are. So this round, every time the air horn goes off each player must freeze in place and meow like a cat three times before they can resume moving. Will this make it hard for the blaster? Will it make it easy? Will it make it fun for me? Yes, it will. Players, you have seven seconds to get your stuff together. Starting now. (clock ticking) Blaster, your time begins now. (jaunty music) (horn blaring) (all meowing) – Oh no! (horn blaring) Oh no! Oh! (all laughing) Lily! I’m so fricked up. – Did I get one? (horn blaring) – [Stevie] It appears as if you got Trevor. And wait, what happened? Because you’re saying that Lily did something? – She meowed right next to me. I didn’t even get to meow. – Trevor. – Hi. – [Stevie] Trevor, I’m sorry. You have to take this shot. Are you okay? – In the face? – Yeah. No, no, I’m just nervous. No, it hit me in the shoulder. – Here, take this gnarly shot. – Okay. Bottoms up. – [Both] Oh! (Trevor gags) – Ah, oh. No, it’s down. – [Stevie] That was a Pep-sea shot, which is Pepto Bismol and seafood broth. (Trevor gagging) – Ooh! – Thank you. – Before the next round, you should go to sporked.com to help you find a new fave at the grocery store. – Yeah, we try everything so you can miss all the junk that they have at the grocery store and just buy the good stuff. For example, did you know that Betty Crocker instant mashed potatoes are delicious? – And, you may never think to buy Heinz Mayoracha, but it slaps. – Good product. – [Stevie] So go to sporked.com. Okay, Trevor, you are the blaster for this round. And if you haven’t already guessed, we’re adding another curve ball. So not only is the whole meowing thing still a possibility, but everybody has bells on now. Sticking with the cat theme, I guess. Players, you have seven seconds to run around. Start hiding now. (bells jingling) (feet stomping) – Scary. – [Stevie] And Trevor, you can start blasting now. (jaunty music) (horn blaring) – Oh my god, it was me again! – Yes! (all laughing) Yes! Yes! – What happened to your shoe? – Did he get you? – Yes. – Where’d your shoe go? – I took it off and threw it as a decoy. (all laughing) I was trying to play with strategy. – Jordan, I didn’t want it to be you. But that being said, get nay-nayed. – Stop, seriously. – That’s the Gritty. – I won’t drink this while you do that. That’s what I say. – Literally. You literally have to drink it. It’s literally the game. – [Stevie] Here’s the thing, you always are talking about how you’re like the yes-ified version of Link, and this is very Link. (laughs) – Yeah, we both hate Trevor. – What? – Oh! – Dis. – Kind of a bruh moment. – I feel so scared. When they handed me this cup of liquid everyone behind the scenes was like snickering. Okay. Okay. – Yeah, you got it. You got it. – Okay. – Breathe into silence. – Okay, let’s rock into it. All right. Hm mm. – Uh oh, SpaghettiO. – [Stevie] That was the wasab-egg shot, which is wasabi mixed with hard boiled egg water. – Ew. (Jordan coughing) – It wasn’t the wasabi, it was the egg. I could taste the egg. – [Stevie] Okay, it’s time for the final round. In this round, the cat meow’s in play. The bells are in play. We’ve also attached these squeaky rubber chickens to your feet. You have seven seconds to find your places, starting now. (chickens squeaking) Blaster, your time starts now. – I’m feeling really emotional. I’m like almost crying under the blindfold. If I don’t hit somebody this round I’m gonna actually freak out. I’m gonna have a full nervous breakdown. This is the worst day I’ve had since I started working here. (horn blaring) (all meowing) Who’d I hit? – Nobody. (giggling) (chickens squeaking) (bells jingling) (jaunty music) (all laughing) – Did I get someone? – [David] No. – I’m actually like a little bit upset. I’m actually feeling really bad and I am crying under the blindfold. (all meowing) (horn blaring) (all meowing) Did I do it? – No. (Jordan screaming) – Oh my God! I’m still going. (all shrieking) – Take the gun away from her. – Did I just hit Trevor? – Take the gun. – It’s stuck again! Ow, don’t throw the bullets at me! It’s too shameful! No! (all laughing) Help! – [Stevie] Okay, okay. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. (all laughing) I’m so sorry. (chicken squeaking) – [All] Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. – Shot, shot, shot. Do it, drink it. – [All] Drink, drink, drink. – Shot. – Whole thing! – Uh uh, uh uh. What is it, feet? – [Stevie] This is the FML, fish sauce, milk and lime juice. (Gwynedd laughing) – Ah! – [Stevie] Thank you to our Mythical crew. I hope you had as much fun playing as we did watching. And if you didn’t, hey, at least you’re getting paid. And thanks to everyone at home for hanging out with us. We’ll see you next weekend. – Yeah! (all cheering) (all meowing) (all yelling) – [Stevie] Head over to sporked.com, the team over there tries everything at the grocery store so you don’t have to. 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