Every single step I took was the most miserable step of my life in New York. Josh. The whole city is hostile out there. The concrete just radiates heat. There are these vents all over New York, I don’t know if people know this, that just belch the city’s undersquirts at you. They just go blah and then just a belch of hot undersquirt New York air hits you right in the taint. But I have had the best bagels in my life in New York City.
