Good mythical weekend. Now, what if different pairs of mythical crew members had to play a series of high stakes rounds of, would you rather Mm. I don’t know about that, but this is what, if we, what Rachel and I each have a card and on each card is a dare, we will open these and discuss which dare we would rather do if we cannot decide within the allotted time, we then have to do both. Dares, I’ll go first. Okay. Okay. And I don’t feel good about this. I feel good. I feel strong. I feel ready. You feel strong. You feel good? Okay. Well that, you know what? Let’s, and you know what? That’s empowering. Let’s rock it out. Okay. You know what? And thats empowering. Okay, Rachel, I love it. Come on, read it up. Okay. What if we gave each other large tramp stamps using real sharpie markers? Oh. Oh, okay. But tramp stamps are kind of back tramp stamps are certainly back. And I will say I don’t have any tattoos, but I’ve really thought about it. Whoa. Would you get this actually tattooed on you? Yeah, if I really like it, I’ll get it tattooed. I’m a really good artist. Okay. Rachel. If you draw an incredible tramp stamp that I really like, I’ll get it tattooed on me. How about that? Yeah, I like it. That’s legally binding. Shake my hand. Alright. I have to really like it. Okay. Hell yeah. Um, yeah. Okay. Do you wanna read yours? Okay. Yes. What if we look directly into the camera and read the mystery joke that comes up on the teleprompter no matter what it says Who wrote the joke? That’s a good question. Who on staff wrote the joke? Yeah. Was it like Emily or Brittany or was it like, yeah, Matt. Yeah. Hmm. Okay. This, this, this scares me. This feels worse because it feels better. Does that make sense? What? Like, this one seems easier? Like this seems easier. Well, it’s like, this seems easier. Well, I’m like, we’re two comedians. Yeah. It’s like read a joke. Sure. Which seems easier, but then, but you know what’ll happen. I’ll read the joke. They clip it out and then they say, Rachel said that. Yeah. Yeah. Rachel said that of her own accord. Don’t want her to say it. Don’t say it’s not a joke. Rachel feels that way. Yeah, that’s my fear. Exactly. I’m like, what are they gonna do with it? And also for this to actually feel high stakes. Yes. The joke has to be. Very offensive. It’s gotta be kind of banana is what I’m assuming. Yeah. Common the Joe has for somebody really upsetting a community. No. What if it’s about black people? What if you’re about black people? Mine’s about gay people. I think that they would do something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I do think they would have, I think, I think they would push it. I think they would be like, you ever made a black joke? No. Okay. No, no, no. Not even in middle school. No Middle school. Uhuh? No. Come on. No. Middle school people were making all kinds of jokes be real. I was making all, when we grow up, and we did grow up in a time when people were making all kinds of jokes and that Yeah, people were saying all kinds of things and Did you ever make a gay joke? No, never in my life. Interesting. This is what I’ll say, right? This is gonna look very bad I think. You don’t think, you don’t think I’m gonna make a gorgeous tramp stamp for you? Are you actually good at drawing? Because I’ll tell you what, I’m not. You know, and I’m actually not thinking about myself. Yeah. Seems I haven’t been thinking about myself in this way at all. It seems like you’re so excited to give me a tramp and I am. You forgot that. It’s both ways, but I’m extremely bad at visual art. Okay. What about, I can write in cursive. That’s nice. I only write in cursive. Oh, you could do a word. A word. What word would you get? Gay. Gay, gay, gay. Gay is, yay. Okay, gay is yay. And I will get black power. And I think, and I think that’s good. Um, I think that makes the most sense. I actually think that makes a lot of sense. I like that we sort of talked ourselves out of this, walking into it. Yeah. We actually, yeah, we actually were kind of combining the two, um, in a way that we didn’t want to. No, but I think it’s gonna be powerful. I think it will be powerful. I think this could be on the cover of Time Magazine. Yeah. You remember when they did the campaign with the tape? No Hate. No hate, no hate, hate. None at all. No. Hate changed the game. Was that just for gay people? I think no. Hate was for everybody. For everybody, of course. Yes. Yeah. My thought, Uhhuh, I think this yes. Will be funnier. Okay. Than that. Okay. What do you think? I think, I think let’s, let’s draw on each other’s. You want to do this? Let’s draw on each other’s beautiful bodies. Alright. Okay. We we’re doing the tramp stamp. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, a myriad of color. Kind of thought it was just thinking black. I thought it was gonna be kind of old school. Just black. Um, dang. Interesting. Okay. And we need to use all the colors. Yes. Can I, can I do a, a test? Yeah. Do you mind? Yeah. You’re, you’re, you’re fair? Yes. Do whatever. Maybe a little higher up. You don’t want ’em low? Well, what are you doing? I’m just testing. I wanna see how the color will look on you so I can, okay. You can test down here, but don’t do like a, I’m not doing anything crazy. Why would I draw penis in? I don’t know. I don’t like the fallas. Alright, I’m gonna do blue. Okay. This one looks good on you. Okay. You’re, and you’re gonna start? Mm-hmm. Alright. Now what, what am I doing? I’m doing. Black power? No, I, I think you can do whatever you want. Well, what are you, well, I would like you to be No, no, I don’t like, I don’t You have autonomy? No, I think that’s, that’s good. I think you, I think you should do whatever you want. Okay. Do you not like that? No, I like it. Is that more fun or is that less fun? No, I guess ’cause you won’t know. Well, I’m just like, that feels fun. Right. I’ll let you do whatever you want. Right? Yes. I could do anything. I can do anything. Or is that more limiting? Is that hard? No, it’s not limiting. Okay. I, I’ll narrow it down to some things. Okay. That I think are important. You know me pretty well to me. Okay. It’s about you. To you, to you, to you, to you as well. Um, are my pants low enough? Well, I mean, it’s not, this is kind of like a mid stamp. Okay. Alright. Lemme get the tram back. Lemme just my jeans. My jeans practically go up until underneath my breast. So. Lemme just, um, who, who, who’s, who is somebody? Nobody else. Look at my butt crack. Rachel’s seen it before, so it’s fine. Oh, I don’t even know. Right now it feels like you’re drawing an arrow to my butt hole is what it feels like. Rachel. I don’t, I kinda, oh, and then I don’t know how to, Rachel, I don’t dunno how to spell the word. I started spelling, Rachel, I’m really sorry. I, you don’t know how to spell black power? No, no. I, I, I’m just putting a line through it. Oh. Oh. She’s going back to the beginning. Joy Jordan. Are you writing my name? Oh God, I’m sorry. Oh, no. The one thing you never want your tattoo artist to say is, I’m sorry. Love. Okay. Did you write love? No, I just, I think it’s done. Do you wanna, how do you wanna know? Are you done? You just did one color. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like it? Rachel, make it where you like it. Fix it where you like it. No, it’s not. It’s actually not gonna be good. And I’m really sorry ’cause I thought I had a vision and then I didn’t. Okay. It says, do you wanna see it first? Or how should we do this? Yeah. Let’s, I wanna, I wanna see it. Totally. Yeah. Let’s, okay. Let’s just take a little, why don’t we just do a little reveal? For sure. Do not show my butt crack, for sure. For sure. Okay. Is that it? It’s really, so can we see it in a lot of ways? I was trying to do black is beautiful and then I was gonna say actually something about indigenous people and then I decided, I don’t know how to spell indigenous. And so I gave up and I marked it halfway through, and then I just said, actually Jordan is love. So what does it actually say? So what it says is black, indigenous marked out, and then it says, Jordan is love. It says black, indigenous Jordan is love. And there’s a couple hearts. And it and the indigenous, you hardly even know what’s going on with that. Oh no. I don’t think anyone’s really gonna, and I don’t, I don’t know why I brought them into this. It looks like I’m calling myself black Jordan. I know, I know, I know, I know what happened, Rachel. I really, I’m, and I’m sorry. That’s okay. Honestly, this is the least. Hey, this is the least white people can do for black people. That’s what I’ll say. If that made you happy, then I’m glad I did it. Oh, I should have just drawn like a picture or something. No. Oh, wow. Well, now you have to do me. I’m going to, I need to think. Okay. And that’s probably for the best. I can’t believe you wrote black Jordan is wrong. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. I, I got nervous. It’s all the lights and the people. How do you think indigenous is spelled? I don’t know. I gave up. I couldn’t do it. Okay. It was like, I think I’m adding too many. I. Okay. Alright. Can you, is it in there? Get in there. Do what need? Okay. Well now I have to test. Hold on. Where do you Oh yeah, test it. Well that’s, that’s nice. That is pretty. I do have tattoos. I know you have a bunch of ’em, don’t you? I have like four. That’s not a bunch. You have four. Oh, okay. Well, blue looks nice on you too. Yeah. Wow. Universal. Should we do two? Two Blues? Two blues. Hit hit me with the blue. I didn’t think at all about what I would write. Um, no, it’s really, it’s really hard. So what feels hard is that we chose the one where we didn’t. Do the joke. Right. That was pre-written for us by a team of writers. Totally, totally, totally. And now this feels like we have to make a super funny right joke. Sort of on the spot. On the spot. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes, sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss. Okay. Sometimes the miss is a hit. Okay. When I got my first tattoo, it really hurt. It really, really hurt. It was on my pelvis kind of ish. Oh yeah, yeah. I know what this one is. Yeah, it’s a really crazy tattoo. It’s really funny. But when I went in to get it done, the tattoo artist was like. I don’t like the font that you want. And I was like, oh. And I was literally 18. And I was like, oh, okay. And he is like, I wanna do it in my font. I have a custom font. You want that? And I was like, oh, sure, okay. And then he was like, do you like the stencil as he put it on my body? And my friend who was with me who got a trouble, uh, she was like, it’s beautiful. Get it. But it was huge. It was like. It is like this big. It was so big. I wanted it this big. It is absolutely giant. Okay. What’s going on with this? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It’s done. It’s done. I can show, show it. Yeah. Alright. I, I should do a flip. Yeah. I don’t know where, how you did it. What does it say on it? So, I, I always wanna be closer to you, uhoh. Um, so I thought it’d be fun if we had matching tattoos. What did you do? Um, what the hell? Um, so I was gonna write black indi no crossed out. Jordan is love. So what did you do? But then I ran outta room. So I just wrote black in Digit, crossed out Jordan. And then there’s a heart in the middle of your back. Is that funny? Do you like that? Is that funny? I think it’s insane because it was the funniest thing I could think of. It’s such a, it’s such a pies and a part of like, yeah, you did something real strange girl. And I’m gonna do it too. Let’s go. But well, ’cause where I was coming, I was like, how fun is that? And then after this we could take a picture of them together being like, like, we’re like this. And then we’re like, Hey, and I then we, when this episode comes out, we can post it. As a, as a collaborative post course on Instagram course. Of course. Um, and I thought that would be fun. I think it’s gonna be great. And now we have matching tattoos. We’ll remember this forever. Yeah. Um, thanks Rachel. Thank you. Hello. That’s, that’s Chase. This is Jordan. And we love to do things that are written on cards. I love doing things written on cards. If it’s written on a card, I’ll do it. Do what’s written on card? Yes. Why don’t I read this card? I wanna know what lovely might do. Stationary. Oh, it’s like Christmas. What if, you know, I think I don’t like to do things that are written on cards. What if we brush our teeth for 30 seconds? Swap toothbrushes, brush for another 30 seconds. I don’t know about you, chase, but my mouth is a cesspool of germs. I just, I, I do awful things with this. Really? Yeah. Wow. Mm-hmm. I, uh, I wouldn’t have expected that from you. Yeah. I am a little more hygienic. I am very disrespectful to my own mouth. Have you brushed today already? No, I’m sorry. That doesn’t, and I ate at Wendy’s before I came. Uh, I ate it. It’s gross in there. It’s real gross in there. You can pick up a coffee, but I did just have a mint, so I don’t know how that makes you feel. A little bit better about this. Okay. Okay. Uh, right now not knowing what that is. You wanna do this one? I wanna do this. You wanna do this one? Yeah. I’m kind of leaning towards doing this one too. Pretty gross. Uh, maybe without even reading it, because I’m not Yeah. Can we just blind. Yeah. Brushing my teeth, that’s fine. Also, I usually go for two minutes, so I feel like this is also under what I would, now, I’m not saying up the stakes or anything, but yeah. Uh, that one’s a little gross. Yeah. What brand of toothpaste are we using? Yeah, is the, is are the bristles soft or are they medium? Mm-hmm. This needs more information. Yeah. There’s so little to go on there. They can make it so hard. What are you a soft bristle or a medium bristle guy? I like a soft bristle. I do like a soft bristle. I’m a medium man. I got sensitive. Sensitive little. Aw. Little gums in there. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I like to really get in there with the medium bristles. Really? Yeah. I can’t like bite a popsicle. I just, everything’s so super sensitive. Does it seem like we’re stalling because we, we don’t wanna do these. Let’s the other one. Please do. Let’s Okay. Also cute. I mean, beautiful station production value. Beautiful station. Yeah. Just gorgeous, gorgeous. What if we kiss? What if we kissed, Hmm. Jordan? So the, there’s a theme. Yeah. And that theme is the mouth. There’s a Yeah. There’s a definite mouth. Yeah. Theme here. I mean, yeah. Here’s an argument for doing both of them. If we brush our teeth first, the kissing will be more pleasant. But if we brush our teeth like this, the kissing’s not gonna be pleasant. Yeah. And uh, if we kiss, we don’t, I don’t think we gotta use, I’m not saying we gonna like use tongue or something, so we could, it’s not like this. We’re in each other’s mouths. We are definitely right. We’re in there. Yeah. And this is just the lips coming into contact. And this is, yeah. This is just the, those beautiful luscious lips. Mm-hmm. You got good lips. I’ve never really taken a look before. Yeah. But now that I know that they might be on my face. You’re noticing the lips? I’m, I’m noticing the lips. And we both have facial hair. Yes. So it’ll just, it’ll ba, it’ll basically be hair bumping. I’ve never kissed someone with a beard. Oh. I’ve always been the one who has the beard in the kissing. Scenario. Oh, chase, you simply must, do you mind if I Yeah, sure. Get a sense of it. Okay. So you got a soft beard. I take care of it. Yeah. It’s itchy, scratchy. I’m not gonna, yeah, I’m not gonna come away feeling like I don’t know what to do. Mm-hmm. This. Here. Here, I think, I think we should do You wanna get matching tramp stamps and, yeah. Yeah. Where’s, could we, yeah. Could we rope in some of the other dares we’ve seen? Maybe I’m on team. Let’s brush because something Uhhuh. Go ahead. Yeah, because I think I, here’s what I think we can do before we start brushing. We can clear our mouths of saliva, we can just do a lot of swallowing. So we’re just kind of in a dry cave and we’re, there’s not as much contamination uhhuh. So I think we can do a dry mouth brush, and we’re minimizing the amount of gunk we’re getting in each other’s mouths versus not having to get the interior of our mouths together at all. And we just. Smooch Smooch. Yeah, I think so. That’s, that’s that. That’s my vote. What are you, I kind of feel more inclined to kiss, but Yeah. Yeah. But. The way that you described that, I wouldn’t say it was an appealing description of how to dry out one’s mouth. Uh, but it did make it seem like yeah, a lot less, uh, fluid exchange. Yeah. And we could still potentially accidentally. Exchange some, uh, we could some fluids with the, the oos And I, and I think, and I think I’m, you know, I’m also just hiding a little bit of personal baggage here. Mm-hmm. Uh, when it comes to kissing, I am saving myself for marriage. Oh, okay. I feel that it is sinful to kiss someone. You are not married. Well, I do not want to make you do something you’re not ready to do yet. Sure. You don’t wanna send me straight, but if fits up the ante here, I. Would you be interested in getting married? Well, we’ll talk about that. I mean, there’s a lot to discuss. Do we want kids? Where do we wanna live? I just, you know, like obviously, um, we’re great friends and we have a connection. Yeah. So that’s there. We’ve got something. You’re a wonderful conversationalist and I always like spending time with you. Thanks Jordan. So I think I’ll bring to you Yeah, yeah. Same. Um, so you know, it. It. Uh, I’m not saying no, but you know, let’s, let’s see how things go. Let hear about this. Look, let’s put toothbrushes in each other’s mouths, and then we will talk about next steps. You’re talking about a second date? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I, I feel like we picked the grosser one, but let’s brush each other’s teeth. Let’s brush each other’s teeth. No. No. Did you ever intentionally like let your mouth dry out as a kid? Like just being bored? Yeah. Oh yeah, totally. Just see how dry you can make your mouth. You were describing that. Yeah, I did. I feel like I did that as a child where I was just like trying to let everything just dry out and see what would happen. Yeah. Oh yeah, you would just, anyway. Okay. Uh, we’re, we’re stall. They gave more fluid. They gave us more fluid to work with. Do you, I think we wanna start, we’re gonna use both of these brushes, but do you wanna start, rather start either of these bristles, medium. I requested a medium bristle. I’m stuck. I can’t get any help in this place. I kind of don’t wanna use toothpaste. I feel like that’ll make it worse to use. Oh, really? Toothpaste. I think it’ll, I think for your sake, I’m gonna use toothpaste because I care about you. We’re adding a mintiness. Yeah. Okay. You can use this or you can not use this. I’ll use it. Okay. Getting rid of fluid, getting rid of fluids. Guys, there’s still time. Are you sure? Talking about the fluid are sure. This is grossing us out so much. Do you not? You not wanna see this? I need to leave. Stevie’s gonna go wait in her car. Um, I mean. I, I wanna do what makes both of us happy, and I feel like either of these is not going to accomplish that. Mm-hmm. So let’s just brush our teeth. Let’s just brush, Hey. Cheers buddy. Yeah. Dig it. And are we gonna get a timer on this? Okay. Let us know when we can stop brushing and brush. Is this good tv? Are people enjoying this? No. Are you getting your gums? Oh yeah. You gotta get the gums. Yeah. It’s like up at an angle. Oh yeah. Okay. Apologies there. When I give you the brush, there might be some caritas from last night on it, so just be on the lookout for that. Mine was Spicy Ramen. Oh, ooh. There you go. Okay. Let us know when to start this one. Just do it. Not so bad. Oh. Oh, did you have red salsa last night? May. Oh, good guess. Good guess. Yeah. I did have red salsa. I do prefer, prefer red salsa with like carnitas. It was not a guess. Okay. Spicy ramen. What kind of broth? It was in the, the little bag, you know, it was just a spicy round. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the stove time, time. Oh God. Uh, head over to eBay to buy this cup. You sure you don’t want a little bit of a Oh, well bring in the next duo. Hi. I’m Emily. And I’m Mikayla. Let’s do it. All right. Look at the little bow. It’s very cute. Thank you. They have this non menacing bow on this very menacing there that we might have to do. Isn’t that great? Okay. What if we eat what is under this mystery clo. Okay. In one bite. Okay. Mm-hmm. And then, and then I read. You don’t wanna discuss, you don’t wanna, well, I wanna know what the other one is. Okay. Let’s jump into it again. Can I do that? Yes. All right. Jump into it. Jump into it. Because I, I’ve Uhuh, um, what if we suck each other’s thumbs for a full minute? I’m, I’m more into that. Are you? Yeah. I don’t know what’s under there. Here’s the thing. I love you a lot. I love you too. I value our friendship. I value you as a person, but I don’t know where your thumbs would be. I wanna know what them thumbs taste like. We Oh, you wanna taste my thumbs? Okay. Yeah, we gotta suck each other’s thumbs week. I don’t. Okay. Here’s, I don’t know if I wanna suck your thumb. Wow. And I love a mystery. I just got my nails done. They’re nice. Okay. So it tastes like so I’m gonna get poisoned then. That’s a good point. Yeah. Alright. Let’s eat this thing. You, I just, I bark few times. You just like jump into like, where’s the, where’s the bucket? Where’s the bucket? Y’all don’t even have the bucket. Katrina. Get that bucket out here. I’m gonna do this for my friendship. So is there two bites under here? Ready for one leg? Yeah. In the, I mean, you guys, you guys seem to reach that co wrong choice. Conclusion very quickly outta all of our doing, I really want you to think about this though. I’m, I already thought about it. What if this. Is like poison poisonous. Two thumbs from a court. Oh, I dunno. Ah. I know it just came out. Sorry. I think you would like that dead man’s toes. I actually think you would like that. No, I don’t wanna suck on dead people’s thumbs. You wanna suck on a live person? Thumbs? Yeah. I just feel like whatever is under here is gonna be gross. True. And I know your thumbs aren’t gross. That is true. And just the nail polish. That’s the only thing that’s really keeping me up. Okay. I don’t want you to get sick. So for that. Oh, and we got the bucket. But here’s the thing too. You eat whatever. No, I don’t. I’ve seen you eat. Just like the wildest thing Whatcha talking about on this show specifically, I know like a long time sometimes like a nasty thing you ate. Oh, that lost bed. You might mess. Yeah. What if it’s just like something easy like that? All right. All right. I don’t want you to get, um, radiation in your mouth from my fingers. I, I have radiation. Other way to be fair, I’m probably should be studied. We live in California. All right, Mikayla. Radiation. Let’s go. Let’s go. You, you gotta do it. I have to lift it. Yep. Oh, what if it’s a rat? Oh. I’ll see myself. I’m in Tennessee. I’ll eat a rat. See, that’s what I’m saying. Okay. Did I gonna say that? Just open it. Okay. We reached it really fast. Are you proud of us? No deliberation, no thoughts, just vibes. Okay, look, now I’m rethinking it because like name the places your thumb has been in the last like 24 hours. Well, I’m really thinking about it now. I washed them pretty recently. Okay. I did as well. Yeah. Okay. Put some lotion under my eyes. Lotion. Okay. Lotion. Lotion. Um, and it’s like skin barrier lotion, so it’s really good for you. Okay. That’s probably up under those nails. And then mm-hmm. Uh, and uh, I bathed. Okay. That’s good. Yeah. Yeah. Dove sensitive skin and I have a sensitive mouth, so God, I think on some cups and some bars, and then one bar, no, two. I don’t have to tell the truth here. Don’t. This is fun, don’t. You don’t, but I’m just doing it anyway. Yeah. So I’d say that that, that I had a sandwich yesterday. Okay. What kind? It was just cheese and ham. Mm-hmm. What are you thinking? I’m weird about hands, but again, I am scared of this. Now I’ve thought some thoughts. Let’s suck each other’s thumbs. Dude, you wanna suck each other’s thumbs for real? I don’t want to eat whatever that is. You don’t? Okay, we just gotta, let’s do rock paper, scissors. So I, I say thumbs suck. You say eat that. Okay. Ready? All right. All right. We gotta go three times. Rocks, paper, scissors, shoot. All right. Yeah. Okay. You want me to do okay, rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. No, I already lost. Yeah. All right. Let’s eat it. Let’s eat it. Alright, let’s go. Okay. Fate has the, who is that? Just mustard. But it’s a big one. It’s a, that’s a big Flo. I can already smell it. Yeah. It’s, Ooh, that’s the strongest one. I’m gonna need this bucket over here. Yeah. I may need it. That’s, no, don’t like it. I don’t like it. I don’t, ugh. I don’t like mustard. This should have been, this should have been for Jordan Myrick. Yeah. We should have gave each other love mustard. We shoulda just kissed. Is that an option? What if we do this and then we have to kiss in the next one and we got mustard mouth? Is there gonna be another next one? We just suck each other’s thumbs. I don’t allow it. All right, let’s go. You. I don’t wanna eat this. You don’t wanna eat it. It’s just mustard. I’m gonna mal it is gross. It’s gross. All right. This is so humiliating. You little piggies better like this slot, right? This is the mythical humiliation ritual. Yeah, that’s right. All come on. Okay. Ready? One has to be for a minute, a full minute. Do we see a timer? Okay. All right, timer. All right, let’s go. Okay. Oh, I don’t wanna ride her that hickle. Oh, don’t talk what? Hmm. Okay. Mmm. Happy New Year. Yeah, that felt crazy. That felt wild. And you talked way more than I did. It was the tongue just going, Ugh. Now we know what that mouth do. That’s true. Yeah. All right. Do we have another one? Do we have to do this? We don’t have to do this. We did the other one. Okay. Whoa. Thanks to you all home for joining us. Have a great weekend. We’ll see you next Saturday. That’s right. Little piggies, you. Little sloppy piggies. 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