Good Mythical Weekend. Who says Craigslist can’t inspire works of art? This is Totally Sketch: Missed Connections. Hello everyone. Welcome to my art studio. Welcome, welcome. Thank you. So we are going to read real posts we found on Craigslist, missed connections, and you’re going to sketch the people and situation described in the post so that we can hopefully find and reconnect these people. Sound good? Yes. Yeah. Okay. I’m gonna do a character now. Fun. Beautiful. For the first, for our first post. Which is entitled Ultrasound Tech. It was Thursday night and I had a UTI and you was like, Hermione from Harry Potter with your ultrasound wand and you cast a spell on me. I was there with my boyfriend, but I could leave him for you because you know how to work it Girl, if you wanna go get McDonald’s sometimes, hit me up. Tell me how big the cyst is on my ovary, so I know it’s you. Oh, you’re a real, you’re a real person. I am. I sure am. Leonard. And you have both a UTI and ovarian cysts. Listen, I diversify my issues in my body. Okay. Leonard, do you know where that ultrasound wand goes? I have a feeling. Because I had to think about it for a minute. Why did you, why did you bring your boyfriend with you? Because it’s his fault. It is his fault that you have a UTI? Always. Oh, okay. That pH. The pH is his fault. But that’s why you needed a PhD to go up in that. Uh, do you wanna know anything about what the doctor looks like? Sure. Tell us more. White jacket. White? Uh, why would you say that? White jacket. White? It’s too late for that. Oh, so you go to like plain clothes doctors? Well, you know, sometimes they’re, they’re scrubbed up, you know? Yeah. Well, she had scrubs under the jacket. She. Yes. Yeah, she, she. Oh, okay. That’s easy. Was it not clear when I said, you know how to work it, girl? Yeah, it’s interesting. Mine is so much more correct than yours, but still, ultimately so much worse. Mine is worse. It’s looking strange with some of these things that are happening on this. Oh no. Oh God, this is awful. Wow, that’s interesting. Leonard’s is deeply upsetting. Oh. What have I done? And it was like all start. We were deeply upsetting inside of me too. No. No. Okay, so, so, but you have a UTI. You like to wear a sweater. I love to be hot, itchy, and uncomfortable in my crotch. When you, when you go in there, you keep. You keep your pants on, you would pull ’em down a little bit. You maybe wear khakis. What? What are you having a stroke? Like what’s happening? Maybe I drew pants on you. Oh God. Okay. We’re getting there. Yeah. We’re getting there. Are you guys having fun? No. Oh no. This is one of the most stressful things I’ve done on the show, and it’s hard because no matter how hard I work, I know this will be bad. Listen, I’ll be the judge of that. Do you, do you often go to urgent care? Oh yeah. I got strep like a year ago. That sucked. Oh no. Okay. But my doctors are always hot. Read it to me just one more time. What part do you need? I just feel like, I’ve run out of things to draw and there has to be something I forgot. Okay. It was Thursday night, so keep that in mind. Thursday night, Thursday. And you was like, Hermione from Harry Potter with your ultrasound wand and you cast a spell on me. She was just doing her job, but she happened to have some flare to it. A little flare. Goodness. Um, but I was there with my boyfriend. Um, but I would leave him for you ’cause you know how to work it girl. And I think by it, she means the wand when you read things again, you like understand it more. Isn’t that crazy? Okay. Alright. I’m done. Okay. I can’t wait to see this. Nice. I think you should go first, Leonard. Okay, here we go. Show me my weird thing, Leonard. Okay. Let’s see. Oh God. Is that what you think I look like? No, that’s the doctor. Those are your legs, you’re wearing– Those are my legs? You wearing brown khakis and some Air Force ones. Oh, hang in there person back there. That looks like a chainsaw. That’s a the what is body doctor It. Dang it was it. Hang in there. I couldnt finish. Hang in there. Oh, like those posters with the cat. Yeah. Yeah. That’s cute. Bottom half of her face is underwater. No. Yes. That’s a mask. Very, I honestly, yeah. Oh God. I think this is really good, but I need to see everyone else’s. So Rachel, give it to me. Okay. Here, here it is. Ah, as, um, so at first I did think that this was a man, so that’s why he’s, he’s kind of. But again, gender is fluid. You really compensated. That’s, that’s, that’s a lot of hair. Mm-hmm. And then he’s got the, the wand, and then that’s you on the table. Is that tiny person my cyst that’s hanging out? Or my boyfriend? That’s your boyfriend. Trust me. I do go for the tiny one. Yeah. Because he’s forgotten. You know, you’re like, oh, I might go for the, the new guy. Your cyst is the, the little mark. Oh, you made a dot? Yeah. On your body. That’s cute. I’m like bleeding through my shirt. Yeah. Cyst. It’s, it’s a big cyst. Uh, this is great. I love the full use of the, the composition. Yeah. So, let’s see. Jordan, what do you got for me? Okay. Yay. What is happening? Is that a stinky vagina that you put? No, it’s lightning bolts. Oh. ’cause you’re in pain. And then why is there a cat? Hermione Granger has a cat, so I really wanted to hit home. Deep cut. That was. I think, I thought we were supposed to do more of a landscape, ’cause they said draw the scenario and then I realized that everyone else did more of kind of like a police sketch artist type situation. Yes. Can I just tell you, I love that you put Thursday and a moon so we know what type of day. You could have done a clock but you didn’t. You know, with a clock, you could say am pm. No way. You’re right. You’re absolutely right. Right. Alright, I’m gonna go with Leonard’s because it is. I feel like it’s a closeup because feels like, it feels like I’m looking right at her, like down the barrel. Right. Leonard? Khaki’s still on. Oh, okay. Like I’m right down the barrel. Hold on. Oh, alright there Miss. Yeah. So you’re the winner. Good job Leonard. Great job Leonard. Wow. And this will be posted onto Instagram. What? Yes. Um, no. Oh yes. Because we gotta help find the person. And you’re helping with it. I’m going private. Okay. Here’s my post, titled ‘Gorgeous Viking looking dude that works at small bar and map room’. You gorgeous Viking looking, dude that works at small bar and map room. Big, tall with an awesome beard. Me, curly hair, black, with cleavage and shy. Oh, this is a woman’s wig. I am a woman. All right. Mm-hmm. At some point, you may have told me your name, but I was drunk at the time. Oh, oh, oh. You know, last night I kept peeking up from my phone while I was having a texting conversation and to gaze upon your huge hands. Oh, here’s a thought, please, pillage and plunder my vagina. Yep. Oh, wow. Wow. Thought you were gonna say village. Come on. Ideally this would include costuming, a horned helmet of some type, mead. My Masturbatory fantasy suggested, does anyone know this dude? He’s hard to miss. Please convey the message that a shy, sexually frustrated black, creative, funny chick who wants his penis, last name ,and number. Mm, and also those hands all over her. IE me [bleep]. After posting this, I’ll never be able to go to have a beer without intense embarrassment and or having my [bleep] twitch. Good Lord. I didn’t know could say [bleep] on this show. I didn’t know we could either. I would’ve been saying it the whole time. Okay. Oh, well those are the risks we take in life. So that was, that was beautiful. Any questions, ladies? All right. Any questions? So, Viking, right? What? Right. Oh, Viking. Does he have a huge [bleep]? Emily’s drawing the biggest, veiniest [bleep] I’ve ever seen. Oh, I’m excited. Wait, where were you? Where was this? I was at a, a bar. A bar and small map room. Huh? Map room. Can you, I, you know, I think the three of us maybe have never been to one of those. Can you explain that to me? Yes. Okay. $21 cocktails. Yeah. Um, um, lot of maps. Maps, globes, tall Viking men behind the bar, but. Ooh, like he’s a conqueror. Yeah. Mm mm Oh. What was, you know his name? I’m dripping right now. Oh, you’re dripping? Just thinking about him. You’re gonna slide right outta here. Alright. Hopefully I’m gonna slide right into a ship. Full of Vikings for all of us. Would you like to share in the plundering? Honestly? Yeah. Yeah. Like this sounds good. Um, did he look like, like a Skarsgard? Hmm? Which one of them, Bill? Yes. Stellan? Alexander. Woo. I hope it was Alexander. Yeah, I know the Skarsgards very well. One of those, he looked just like one of those. Cool. Yeah. What do you feel about the sea? The Sea? Yeah. And he’s a viking. He’s gonna like take you to the sea. Just, just like the sea. He keeps me wet. Okay. I love it. Yeah. But I’m shy. Oh yeah. Say more about that. I’m shy. I’m not really getting a shy vibe. No, I’m not getting it either. Um, so I’d love to know more about in what ways you’re shy. Well, you know, I like to have most of my conversations through, uh, phone. I’m with the ladies now so I can gab about being dripping wet. Oh, yes you can. And you were drinking beer. Oh, I was drinking beer. ’cause that’s what he drinks. He drinks beer, so, oh, he drinks beer. Okay. Were you a little tipsy? Oh, I was a little tipsy. Yeah. I almost, I almost said something to him, but I didn’t. What would you have said to him? I would’ve said, Gustav. Gustav, if that’s your name, in my mind, that’s your name. Right. And then he would’ve said, that’s not my name. And then I would’ve said, shut up. I would’ve put my finger on his lips. Oh, oh my God. Cool. And I would’ve said. That’s hot. Take me to the back room. Oh, to the back room. But enough of that, I’m gonna fall out of this seat if I keep talking about it. Okay. Jesus. Wow. I wanna see what you have created. So worried. I can’t believe you have so many feelings, but you didn’t say anything. Yes, it was tough. Yeah. Emily, are you done? Yes, I am. Are you ready? Oh, no. All right. I’m ready to see your work of art. This is– Ho, ho, ho. Wow. Is that him? He’s more manly than that, but I like what I’m seeing. What do you mean? Um, he doesn’t really have a box torso like that, but man. You didn’t tell me about the torso. All I, I love, I love it. I just wanted to see those hands. Um, how is the, how’s the beer looking? The beer looks good. Thanks. It looks delicious. It looks amazing. Thank you. Alright, Rachel. Okay. Okay. Here. Here it is. Why is there a dong? That is a print. It’s not a, a penis. Is that Bob Ross? That is a print. That’s Bob Ross. What do you mean? What, what does that mean? It’s a print. It’s like a print girl. You know about the sweat print? Sweat [bleep] print? Yeah. Like sweat print. Oh yeah. Thank you. You’ve been out here in Lesbian world for so long. You missed out. I don’t know. Anything missed out on what’s going on with [bleep] prints. Gimme your number, I’ll send you some photos. Thank. Yeah, just Google John Hamm sweatpants. Now first of all, I love the map. That’s a big old map. Yeah, the is map. Um, unfortunately he does not look like Bob Ross, but I love the hairy chest. Thank you. That’s a hairy chest. It was a hairy chest. The nipple detail. Amazing. Just wanted them to stand out. Oh, yeah. And those beers are large. Yeah. Well, it’s a beer garden. It’s a beer. These maps, is this like pre pangea or like what’s going on? Yeah. Okay. You know what this, this is is– What country is that? This is Africa, clearly, and then, hold on. That’s Australia. Okay. And then, wait, that’s New Zealand. I see it. This one? Yeah. And then this. That’s, this is America. Hey, this is America. The earth is 70% water. So, exactly. You just kind of, you know, put it all, there you go. Right, right. Jordan. Okay. We got a big move. None of us know how to draw hands. We’ll find it out. Well, you immediately said he had big hands and I said, well, I only know how to draw hands in pockets. So everybody has their hands in pockets. But I, I tried to make him very big. I did her small for scale and I tried to make her look shy. Is that a Mountain Dew on the bar? Um, sure, yes. Ooh, I like it. His big hands are in his pocket because he’s. Is he touching himself? He’s touching his penis. Yeah. Ooh, ooh. And that’s me. And that’s you over here. Look at my cleavage. Huge cleavage. Oh, I love it. And your skirt has a wet spot on it. Beautiful. You know what? Jordan, you win. Whoa, you win. Jordan. Also, it’s a map of a globe, right? And it’s a space map. Oh, no one’s ever seen a map of the earth as a round circle. Well, I mean, if you, it is flat. Listen, Jordan, you win. But I will be taking all three of these drawings home with me. Okay. Um, just letting you know. Thank you. Sounds good. This my missed connection. Yeah. Saw you crying at the western at Taco Bell, you sleeveless Shirt five o’clock, shadow buzz cut, long eyelashes. Me: tall, decently fit guy if I may say so, watching you from drive through. I was sitting in my car. Huh. And I noticed you sitting in the dining room all alone. Sitting alone. All alone. When you was alone, you was crying alone eating cinnamon twists and drinking a drink and reading the book, the Da Vinci Code. Wow. Wow. That’s such a funny detail. Wow. All I could tell you was having a piss poor day. From the front seat of me car, I could just barely see that outline of your muscular calves through the green sweat pants under the table, and it made me wanna get to know you a little bit better. I couldn’t tell if you were crying because of something sad in the book. I never read it, never had the time to finish it or because of something else. Either way. I really hope we can meet beep beep. You can tell me all about the book and I will make you cry happy tears. PS I like cinnamon twist too. Any questions? What’s, what gender are these people? Men. Men. Men. Two men. We’s be men. I’m a man and that’s a man that I was interested in. Got. And what did he look like? He had a five o’clock shadow. Oh, okay. No, that was me. He was just tall. No, he was wearing a sleeve. I’m sorry. I’m so drunk this morning, sleeveless shirt. Five o’clock shadow, buzzcut, long eyelashes. Really long eyelashes, like gorgeously, long eyelashes, like the kind of eyelashes I wanted to go snip snip and save ’em. Yeah, because my eyelashes can be so short and I wish I could have long ones. I don’t know how you grow long ones. I have a pretty nice car too. It’s pretty gorgeous. Uh, drives really well. Do you guys wanna know things about my car? Yeah. Tell us about your car. Yeah, it’s nice. It’s got four wheels. It’s got a window in the front and a window in the back. Um, and then it’s got four windows on the sides. Um, and it’s got p, it’s got power, it’s got p, you don’t have to roll it like this, do you know what I mean? The old kind. I don’t have that anymore. What color is your car? What color? Red. All right. Red. And they always try to catch me. Cops. Ooh. Oh, okay. I’m going so fast. Ahhhhh! I love to drive so fast. Oh, I haven’t died yet, so must be doing something right? Yeah. And what do you look like again? I’m tall. I’m tall as ever, decently fit, and I was sitting in the drive through watching this man. Uh, I don’t do that often, but when I do, I do it well. And what was he eating again? He was eating cinnamon twists and reading the Da Vinci Code inside of a Taco Bell. Honestly, a pretty sad display. Pretty sad display for you to be by yourself in a Taco Bell reading the DaVinci code. Oh yeah. I’ll make them cry. Okay. You know what I’m talking. I’m get close here. Yeah. Are you guys done? Do you have a picture? You have an image for me so it can help me find this man? Yes. So good. And find the love of my life. Yes. Oh wow. She’s so good at drawing. That’s incredible. His big long lashes. Oh, the bell. Wow. The car. Oh, the book. Oh, the twist. Oh my God, I love it. Is this what he looks like? Oh, I think so. All right. My guy looks good. He doesn’t look as good as my guy though. Let’s see. Oh no. Oh, no. If you can see that the thought bubble is saying. Hey, that man eating alone in a Taco Bell. And why is there a [bleep], that says Taco Bell on it. Yay. What is that? That’s the bell. Oh, that’s the hut. It must be drawing a bell. I think you just drew a floating sombrero. Is that supposed to be a sombrero? That’s supposed to be a bell. That’s the bell supposed to be a bell? Is that a book? That’s the DaVinci code. I thought it was a shirt. He’s eating the cinnamon twist thing. Oh, he’s crying. He’s crying. Well, Jordan, let’s ee it I had a lot of ideas, um, that didn’t really come to fruition. Um, I started out strong. I did a British flag and a gay flag, both from memory of what they look like. Big lashes and then you’re so big you don’t fit in the car. ’cause you said you’re really tall. Mm-hmm. Just it. Just riding on top of it. Red, lucky red car. Lucky it’s from Dune. A red car. I actually drew the car as red before you even said it. Wow. Oh, that feels like something. You can tell, you can tell. The Taco Bell, the book, the eyelashes, the crying, Green sweatpants. Green sweatpants. Oh, I forgot about sweatpants. [bleep] print, [bleep] print, [bleep] print, [bleep] print. I’m educated now. Thank you. Well, I am just, these beautiful eyelashes. Emily, I’m gonna have to pick it. Sorry. Yay. All right. I hope you find him. I hope so too. Okay, last but not least, it’s my turn. Title: Daniel at Planned Parenthood. You, the bearded, be scrubbed tattooed, office manager on duty at the Candelaria Planned Parenthood. Me, the blonde female who came in for an annual exam this afternoon and is undoubtedly violating some codes of privacy slash ethics, but trying to hit on you. You kindly assisted me with all my paperwork for today’s visit after handing you documents, disclosing the intimate details of my personal health and sexual history. Hm. Discussing my insurance coverage and for good measure, talking about my presidential preferences and voting stops. Oh my God. I found myself wondering whether you were this friendly to everyone. It was giving single. I realized it’s your job to find out how many sexual partners a girl has had and hand her a cup to pee in, but. I felt like we might have a special little spark. Charm, confidence, the ability to multitask and a heightened awareness of STDs are all very attractive qualities to me in a man. And provided you’re not gay, I’m sure our mutual openness regarding all things sexual would bode well for outside the clinic compatibility, if you’re interested and available. Let’s go have coffee slash drinks sometime. If you wanna wait until my results come back to respond to this, that’s fine too. Okay. What was, what was the hair color? Hair color. It’s so hard to say. All right. Okay. Was it, was it textured? The hair? Yes. So textured. In what way? Just like it was beautiful. Was, was he white? Was he white? White? I don’t see color. Okay, but if you were to maybe guess. Sure. An ethnicity. White. He was maybe white with some textured hair? Really a lot of texture. So curly or something like that? I was so magnetized by other parts of him. Like what? My favorite thing about him was his beard. It was, let’s just say, different than other beards I’ve seen. Oh, all right. Okay. I love this. Because normally I don’t even date guys with beards. Ah-huh. The tattoos. What were the tattoos of? Yeah, shark. It was perfect. ’cause I’ve been in a shark attack before. Tell us about that. What? While I was on vacation in Vero Beach, Florida, and I was attacked by a shark. What? It’s fine. It’s been three months. Three months. Three months. That’s pretty recent. Yeah. Have you, how have you been recovering? Well, he put me in the vagina. That’s why I had to go to the Canaria Planned Parenthood. The shark did? Yeah. I didn’t know that sharks. I wish into this guy bit me in the vagina. But no, the shark did. Uh, so that’s just the only tattoo. Huge shark tattoo. Shark. Okay. Okay. Huge shark tattoo. Oh god. And is on his like arm or something like kind of, and then over. On the arm and then over and then over. Over into what? Like over after the arm. Onto, onto the chest? Just like arm and then over some over. I’ve never seen anything you’re saying over, but he was wearing like a coat or something, right? He was wearing a coat. It was cold in the office. His coat. How did you see the tattoos if he was wearing a coat? I asked to see them. Oh, I see. I said, are there gonna be any shark things here? And then, and then he showed it to me. Ah, anything else I can help with? Um, is the Planned Parenthood– Closed now? Yeah. Oh, it’s closed. The Candelaria, planned Parenthood has closed since I went here. Okay. Yeah, that’s why I couldn’t find the guy. I tried to go back, but yeah, there’s a big fence around it and the building was on fire. Okay. I feel like I gave a thorough and perfect description. Okay. Yeah. Emily. Yep. You’re first. Oh my God. Wow. It’s so similar to him. Dang. Yes. I love it. The one thing that’s hard for me is that he’s not wearing a coat. I know. I, this is him when he took it off for you. It’s just hard for me to know if it’s him or not. I, I, I think you’re, um. That is a valid criticism. Sure. Is this the paperwork that I filled out? It is. That’s awesome. Thank you. I also just know how it’s like, there’s like a long line and then multiple other ones, not from experience or anything. Sure. I think it looks really good. Can I ask about your choice to just use black and white? Um, I felt like I was in a time crunch and I didn’t wanna overthink it. Oh my God. That’s what the gynecologist said to me when I was there. We’re on a time crunch. He said, we’re on a time crunch and I don’t wanna overthink it. Yeah, I just, I also, you did tell us what color his hair was, so I went, I don’t know, let’s just do all black marker. It’s really beautiful. Thank you very much. It reminds me of expensive photography. Alright, Leonard, I’d love to see your masterpiece next. Oh my God. Leonard, give it to him. All right. See, that’s his arm. That’s his arm full of tattoos. Okay. And that’s his beard. You can see that’s you looking down at him as he’s writing down how many sexual partners you have. That’s me. That’s you. That’s me. Yeah. Zoom in on that. Yeah, get in on the head. I’m not even wearing red lipstick right now. The eye. So I feel like the, doesn’t really make sense. Why does the nose look like the end of a dog tree? Um, well, Leonard, this hasn’t really helped at all and it has hurt my feelings. My, um. Amazing. It seems like he has a tattoo of that cross with the circle on the top that the Pharaoh would hold as a staff. Yeah. Um, and then some spiders. Um, also maybe the word ass is that what’s written down? Yeah. It says the word ass. Yes. Yes. Um, okay. Leonard, thanks for sharing. And that’s his beard. That’s his beard. Oh, it’s coming through. Okay. Unfortunately, I really remember what his arms looked like, but I don’t remember what his face looks like. And that’s what I need help with. Okay. Rachel. Well maybe this’ll help. Oh my God. Who went? Who? Oh my God. Is that my IUD floating in the air? Yeah, that’s, that’s, that’s an IUD. And it’s also, that’s also the implant, just in case I didn’t know what you had. And then I’d also just thought I’d toss in some ovaries and fallopian tubes at the bottom. That is perfect. I have the IUD and the arm implant. That’s so good to be protected. Doubled up. I can’t have sex without getting pregnant. So that’s why I have five to six forms of birth control on at all times. So you’re very fertile. It’s hard to say. Yeah. Uh, yeah. This is, this is the guy, this is what he looks like and the camera’s not picking up the eyes. Eyes that I did, but he does have little eyes. I’m curious. Uhhuh, the eyes are the smallest eyes I’ve ever seen. Well, better to see the, you know, insides of the female, uh, with things keep going that you need to be. It’s kind of like. When you, it doesn’t even, so there’s a shark tattoo and it’s also seated on a stool. The shark tattoo is good because it’s on the arm and then across. Yeah. Yeah. You nailed that and nailed and that’s what I wanted to focus on. You did awesome Rachel. And I wanted to bring the sterility of the room and, and the, the presence of the door when, when you’re in those kinds of spaces. I think that’s really, really cool. I wanna say, I think all three of you did an absolutely incredible job. Yeah. But ultimately the winner is. Leonard, while I do find the drawing upsetting, it does simulate the vibe of the situation the most. This getting put on Instagram too? Thank you, Leonard. Congratulations. And when people Google you, they’ll see this. Come up with this. Oh man. That’s great. Yeah. That’s it for today. Love is real and we’ll see you next weekend. Namaste. Throw back to your favorite summer mythical Moments on Mythical 24 7 Stream our channel on Amazon Prime and Fire TV channels, Roku, Samsung, and more.