GMW 54: Who Ate The Spiciest Food?

Good Mythical Weekend. Will we be able to figure out who ate the spiciest cake based on reaction alone? Time to find out. This is, I Think You’re Hot. Okay, crew. We’ve got various levels of spicy cupcakes today, which is a perfect fit for our guest, Johnny Cakes. Welcome, Jonny. Good to be here. Thank you so much. Thank you. So all you guys have to do is eat the mysteriously spiced cupcake in front of you and then rearrange yourselves from least to most spicy. And shout out to Running Man for originating this game. Uh, I don’t think I can stall any longer. Are you guys ready to? No! Keep stalling. I don’t, I don’t wanna do this. It’s like a little taco. Pick up those cakes. I wasn’t Right in your holes. In your face holes. Interesting. Wow. Thank you for specifying facehole. I’m scared. I got a little bite. Woo. Oh, uh oh. I don’t think I have any. Oh, I might be six. This could be six too. Oof. Yeah. Really? Are we ready to move? We ready to move around? Wait. Okay. Don’t wait. I think I’m like a one or a two. I’m chilling for this first one. I think I’m a two. I’m comfy. How many is there spice in every one, even a one? Yeah. Okay. I think Mikayla’s number one, and I’m number two. I’m feeling heat. I feel like I’m one or two that tasted like, like, um, hot tamales or like, or um, you know that cinnamon gum. Oh, big red. Big red. That’s not too bad. No, I think your oo convinced me. I’m not that I feel I’m not swore above. It’s not too bad at all. I think I’m here. I don’t feel anything. You don’t feel anything? I feel a little kick. But you feel, you know, those atomic balls, those cinnamon, like atomic balls? Maybe? I’m not ahead. I’m, I’m not. So how are you? I’m not dying. Feel though, as though my sweat is breaking a little. Okay. But I like it. What’s your spice tolerance in general? It’s pretty high. Okay. Maybe you’re here then. I wish I could feel your tongue. Yeah. Okay. Let’s switch. Wouldn’t that be nice? We can just all feel each other’s tongue. Yeah. I feel starting to kick you. I’ve always suspected people, let’s switch. Don’t want to tell me and now I know. Oh, you think? Yeah. You think this is, you want me to pull out a chair for you? No, we’re good. Okay. We’re having an argument. We think he’s saying like big red gum and I’m saying those like. Jaw breaker, um, atomic ball things. Mm-hmm. Oh, sure. Yeah. That’s the spice level. Fireballs. Thank you. Mm-hmm. This is like bees in my mouth. Well, fireball means bees. Yeah. I feel like, oh my God. I know we have some, like, new people here, so just there’s actually a rule is that after the shoot, the people who have done it before get to use the bathroom first. Yes. Oh, no. Okay. Are we gonna be like….. Shitting our.. shitting… as we might be shitting ourselves. Say it proudly. Are we gonna be shitting ourselves? Listen, yes. Let’s all say it. We will be shitting ourselves. Well, I mean, it was okay. Are we locked in? How we doing? I think we’re locked in. We’re locked? Mm-hmm. Didn’t get in one. You’re close. Shoot level one, McKayla. Okay. Level two, Emily. What? Level Three. Johnny. We shouldn’t have switched. I’m sorry. No, I’m sorry. Never listen to men. No, I said it too. Listen to, oh, okay. Then listen to men or, you know. So level what’s to men level five. Jordan. No level. Carney. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. So we would’ve won if we hadn’t just switched. Yes. Yeah. So soon and we’d be done. But the good news for all of us is that we get to watch you at, wow, that was so close. I know. Sorry. Alright. Okay. We have new cupcakes. They’re shuffled around, and this time we’re making it a little bit more difficult. So anytime anyone says the words hot or spicy, The round gets extended by five seconds, so that’s five more seconds where you don’t get milk or ice cream to cool down. Okay. Okay. So be very careful and go ahead with those holes. You know what, Stevie, you can call them mouths now. You don’t have to keep calling them holes. Oh, thank you. Maybe she, I wasn’t sure what the rules were. You just assume she meant now. Yeah, there’s, there’s things going on in my mouth. I think I’m scared to swallow this. Mine is not caliente at all. Wait, don’t make me laugh. It really comes later. It comes later. Yeah. The cakes are good until the heat comes. Yeah. Great cake. Good cake. I said heat. Oh wait, that was hotter. Oh, he said it? Yeah. Oh, sorry. I mean 10 seconds for every, Okay. Yeah. Okay. This is doing more. I can’t tell if it’s the heat from the last round. Yeah, that’s confusing. Oh, I can definitely know. I’m pretty sure I’m, and I’m like over here. I’m pretty sure he, the awake. You’re one. I think I might be one, right? I think I’m a three. Oh yeah. I’m a one or a two. Right. Who thinks they’re the hottest? Just like visually like sexy. Stop saying it. God, I’m bad at this game. I’m sorry. The, there was a phenomenon last time where I got something that was muy Caliente and then I got another one that was similarly Caliente but it didn’t register because my tastes buds were all off so Carney, That’s true. If you think you’re a one you might not be. Uh, I do taste spice, so you may be right there. Maybe. I see. I just said why. Spice. Does that count? Yes. He was talking about the drug from Dune. I don’t think I’m the top, but I think I’m close to it. Mikayla, how are you doing, Mikayla? Down there? I think I’m three. She’s just saying. I think I’m a three. McKayla. I’m pretty sure I’m one or two. I got nothing. I think I’m, maybe we move down one. You, you expect we move down? One five. Oh, okay. Okay. Well maybe not. Jordan is a one. You think you’re one too? I, I have a little bit of, you have like nothing. I got basic zero I think a little bit. I had a little bit. Okay. Feel like I had a little, but it’s not– Last time. I don’t know. Is this entertaining? I feel like me and Matt are supposed to switch. Yeah. Because aren’t even just in more sensitive. I don’t know anymore. Every episode it’s a different experience for me. Instead of folding chairs, we should be on toilets. Sorry, I don’t mean to like backseat produce over here and they’re on wheels and people push us around. Oh yeah. Oh, so everyone gets their own. We’re not shitting on each other’s shit. No, Lily, we’re not. Shitting on each other’s shits. But we’re shitting on, we’ll be gross. We’re shitting on our own shit. You locked in? Yeah. So, okay. Level one, Jordan Morgan. Alright. Okay. Two Lily. Oh God. Three. Emily, I, it was the phenomenon for Carney. Yeah. Five Johnny, six, McKayla. Okay. We’re good. We’re good though. We’re good. Okay. I’m clearly the problem. Emily’s got, we just gotta, you, you, I mean, talk amongst yourselves. Sitting here for a while. A while. While. Alright, here we go. Timer starts. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well how much time is coming outta my mouth then? What? What are we gonna do if I just like burn all the cameras in front of me? ’cause I’m about to like Shoot that a hard time. It’s fun to watch Mikayla. You should. We just. Get into some big questions, like let’s go down the line. Who believes in God? Like who believes and time? Thank you. Thank goodness. Okay. This round you are not allowed to leave your seats, so you gotta move your seats with, with your, yeah. Oh yeah. Pretty funny with toilets on wheels on wheels. All right. Should we do this? Go and Do you want me to say whole again or, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold, put in holes. All right. Here we go. Stevie’s got a new catchphrase. The sprinkles were a nice touch. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh oh. I’m asleep. I’m a one. Okay. Here’s the thing. My mouth is still burning from the last one, so I can’t really give it accurate relief. Tell everyone and then just move here so Lily can sit down. I’m gonna move over here. Do I think I’m like a three, A two or a three? What happened over, what about you? Is this the easiest way to carry? I can’t be a two. I can’t be a two. Are you? Is either your one? I don’t want to swallow it. You have to swallow. Really? I’m one. You’re a one. I’m probably one. Okay, then let’s get you a bucket. I might be like a four. I might be a four. You think you might be one? I don’t think I’m one. Okay. I might be three. I think I might be where you are. Bucket. Am I one? Oh. Oh. No. Here, go girl. Oh. Ooh, okay. Oh, people like that, but don’t let him see it. Wait, maybe I’m not, they like it. My chair. I think so. But it’s not why we’re allowed do it. It might be from the, because I did residual because that was weird. I tasted okay. I didn’t, the was from last time. From the last you were like sour. Maybe not the experience I’m getting. I have a little bit. Alright, are we locked in? I, no, no. Yes we are. Let’s go people. My mouth is still burning from the last one, so I don’t want be wrong again. I don’t know. What about you? How are you? I think I’m a four, but a Los Angeles two. That was good. That was good. Damn. Were you just, Matt, were you just holding that one in the chamber? Like waiting for, for like three weeks. Can we speed it up? Alright, let’s– You ready? Just do it. Level one, Johnny two, Jordan three. Emily, what? What, Emily? There’s no, sorry. Lily Mikayla. Oh, okay. Five. Carney. Really? Of course. Yeah. Lily. Lily. Pretty clear. Lily, are you okay? It went, I kept it in my mouth and then it went into my gums, and now it’s just sitting in my gums, but there’s also just so much left over here. Oh wow. Sorry about that. No, that’s good. Okay, Stevie, what’s our disadvantage this round? Um, so this round you’re gonna be focusing on what you are feeling because you can’t see anything. You’re blindfolded surprise. So please take this time to taste the subtle flavorings of Daal and Carolina Reaper as you put these in your hole. Yeah, I don’t wanna do it. Oh no. Oh, I think I’ve got a bad one too. Yep. Yep. Oh, no. I cannot see anything. I know you can’t see me, but imagine a man suffering. Oh, that’s my favorite thing to imagine, actually. Oh my God. Thank you for that visual. This is nothing. I bet you how I’m a one, so I think I’m, no, but I think I’m a one. Johnny, I, I don’t have any spice at all. Okay. I’m gonna move. Johnny, I might be one behind you. Oh, no. But you probably, I’m gonna move, I’m gonna sit next to you after I, I’m moving. Here’s the thing. Mikayla, please stand up. You all tell me where to go because I’m not good. They, we were with you at a two Lily. Where I’m coming over here. Y’all just put me somewhere. Lily. Oh my God, no. Is this me? You is me. Hi. I’m here. Okay. Okay. Hi. I think my chair turned around. I think I’m a three or a four. Okay, great. Wonderful. Oh, I might throw up. I’m a, I’m a five. A five. I A five. Who said that? Who is this? I think I’m not five, maybe I’m four. I think I’m a one. Emily, I think you were a two Who was behind me. This, there’s somebody behind me sitting in the behind. Who is me sitting behind me right now? Somebody sitting behind you backward. Wait. How do we, whatcha touching? What are we, are you touching somebody? No, that, where are you going? No, I don’t know who that is. Okay, well here’s the second chair. Second. Yeah, that’s the second chair. That’s the second. I’m scared. I do. I think I’m a one. Oh no. Okay. Am I still on the stage? I’m a stage two. The two Matt’s in the two. We should make sure we, we gotta clip this along. I’m a one. Matt’s in the two. This is two I. Yes. Johnny’s got a hard half. I’m a five. I’m a five. I’m definitely a high. I think I’m a three. We’re just three. I’m a five. Three. It’s under, I think it’s over there. Okay. I’m Jordan. I’m, I’m sitting in five now. I’m going to move to four. Okay. It sounds like you’re count. I’m sitting in the one. You guys figure it out. Oh one sounds so far. I’m sitting in what I think is chair touch Jordan. Okay. What is this? That’s a two. If anyone wants to my, I’m two. I already forgot their chair. Oh, I, that was, I don’t think we’re supposed to bring the chair. That’s Matt. Oh. Hello. Hello. I think the bringing the chair way, you’re guys just sit, Matt gotta get up three. No you’re not. You’re two guys. I have an announcement. Whoever’s a one don’t sit ’cause there’s no chair there. Oh, well I’ve got the floor here. Maybe we stand getting, maybe we stand. Okay. I don’t guys, I think Johnny’s gonna be sitting. Okay. Johnny’s gonna sit where? Okay. Can I be three? Yes, you guys. I am the first chair over here. I feel like I’m dreaming. Get the chair spread out. I don’t feel like I have legs. I don’t feel good. Okay. Are you okay? Here we go. You’re locked? Yeah. Locked. Level one. Emily? Yeah. Level two. Matt Carney. Shit. Level three. McKayla. Okay. Four. Jordan. Five. Lily. Of course. Jonny. Yes, we are. As good at this as we were when we started. Okay, this is gonna be the final round. If you don’t get it here, you don’t get it at all. And what is it? I don’t really know for this round. You can only use the word cake. Cake, okay? Put it in your holes. Cake cake. Hmm. Cake. Cake. Ooh cake. Ooh cake. Cake. Uh oh. Oh. Cake. Cake. Cake. Hello? Cake. Okay. Cake. Cake. Oh, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. Oof. Cake cake, cake cake. O cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Okay. Cake. Cake. Okay. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. Cake. Cake Cake. Oh, let cake cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. Okay. Okay. Wow. This is the, this is well, okay. Level one today. Why are you looking at me? Carney? Hey, level two, McKayla. Hey, level three lily. Level four, Johnny. Level five. Emily. Level six. Jordan. Cake, cake, cake. Am Am I having a stroke? Oh, is it spicy? Uh, a little, but it’s like, I don’t know. We gotta, oh wait, hold on. Can we say things that are not cake now? Sure. I think you got some Hang out for a bit. No. Alright. Read that. Oh, it’s up to me to finish this. Sorry about that, Jordan. Ah ha ha. Thank y’all for watching. Also, if you wanna make hyperrealistic cakes like the ones Jonny makes now, you can go to the Jonny cakes.com to pick up his brand new kits that will have you. Baking up crazy cake in no time. It sounds like it’d make a great gift. Alright, are you you glad that I did this, Jonny? Thanks Jonny. Thank you guys. We’ll see you next weekend. Thank you. Thanks for being here. I had a, I had a horrible and fun time. That’s the point. See you next weekend. Bye. Bye. Watch Wonderhole Season 2, starting tomorrow at 11:00 AM Pacific, 2:00 PM Eastern on the Rhett and Link YouTube channel, or stream it early and ad free exclusively on the Mythical Society. The last time I did this was the first time I did this, my son was back there and he, I had hooked him at the base of his skull. Oh, so you called something and I yanked it four times. You don’t have to demonstrate. He was going like this. Whoa, whoa. Jesus Christ.

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