GMW 62: Brain Freeze Challenge

“Good Mythical Weekend.” Do brain freezes make us dumber? This is So You Think You Can Think? Okay, crew, let’s meet our teams. We’ve got Jordan Morris and Trevor. What is your team name? Uh, we are Trevor and the Good Time Boys. He’s Trevor And he’s the Good Time Boys. We had more boys Yeah. but they died in a jet ski accident. Really tragic. So I’m the Good Time Boys at this point. Okay. And Emily and Rachel, what’s your team name? We have two options. Mm-hmm. I’m gonna let you guys decide. The first one is the Ice Queens and the second is Ice Ice Boobies. Okay. Alright. It seems like it’s Ice Ice Boobies. This group likes boobies. To start, I’m going to need a player from each team to step up to that wide podium, please. All right. I volunteer as tribute. I guess Trevor will be taking this one instead of the Good Time Boys. You’re about to be shown a challenging brain teaser and the first person to correctly answer it will take a point for their team, but you may not answer until you’ve eaten every last bit of whatever’s under that cloche. And here’s a hint, eating it fast will probably freeze your brain. Today’s winning team will receive a special prize. You’ll have to trust me on that one. I’m not buying it. Go ahead and remove the cloche Really convincing. Yeah. to see this round’s food. Oh, those are milk drinks. Is it nasty? Is it chocolate? They’re not nasty. They’re just very cold. All right. When I say go, you’ll have five seconds to start eating and then I’ll reveal the brain teaser so that means you have to both drink and listen to me at the same time. Already a challenge, I believe. All right. Okay. Okay, do we all, we all understand what’s happening? Yeah. Yeah. Trevor, just think warm thoughts like that time we shared a sleeping bag. I will. I’m always thinking about that. Three, two, one. Go! Chug. Yeah, you can do it. Should I cheer him on? I don’t know. Go, go. Wow. Oh. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first was named Snap, the next was named Crackle. What was the name of the third child, Trevor? I wasn’t listening. Uh… Johnny… Johnny… can I hear the question again or do I just have to go for it? Can I help him? Should I just tell him that he’s doing a good job? I, I heard like half of it and I think it’s, I don’t, it’s… Emily, if you finish your milkshake, you can also answer the question. Okay. Pop. I heard Snap and Crackle. Incorrect. What? Emily, you have to finish your milkshake in order to answer. Can I hear the question again? No. Do you wanna finish your milkshake and then I’ll read the question for both of you again? Mm-hmm. Okay, this is going well. I’m sorry. Oh my. Okay. Emily doesn’t look like she’ll be finishing her milkshake. Hang on, I can do this. Johnny. Eh, correct. Yay! Yes! Context clues. Okay. So now at this point, like, you know, we get how the rules go now, right? I’m gonna put on my listening ears next time. I still don’t know what the question was. I have no idea, but I’m happy for you. Thank you. Thank you. Do you guys ever have a thing where you have something cold and then your tooth, like, clicks? Uh-uh. No. No. It clicks? It makes a little click, like a little pop in there. Like it moves and it makes an audible noise? It’s like, I can feel it and kind of hear it from the inside. Is it a real tooth? That’s a good question. Huh. Because there’s a lot of fake ones in here. I think it’s one of the real ones but it sounds like that’s gonna be a fake one real soon. Okay, it is still anyone’s game and now we all understand what’s going on. Go ahead and look under the cloche. Do you wanna do- I didn’t ask, I just grabbed. No, go for it, Jordan. Oh, thank you, I will. [Emily And Jordan] Whoa. It’s just frozen Baja Blast. Again, nothing gross, just very cold and you gotta chug it because you wanna answer the question first. Are we ready? [Rachel And Jordan] Yes. Got this. Three, two, one. Go. Let’s go, Good Time Boys. Come on. It’s not coming out. You got this, Good Time Boys. You can find it in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, but not in Venus or Neptune. What is it? Do this for the Good Time Boys First to finish their drink we lost along the way. It’s so chunky. I need something to go with this. Can I get some chalupas out here? Some really cold chalupas. It’s so thick. Oh, it is so much. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. No. A straw would’ve been so… You can do it. Come on, I know you’re a guzzler. I know you’re a guzzler. I lied. I lied about being a guzzler. Think about that night we spent in the sleeping bag. I’m a sipper. Ow. You’re closer than he is. Oh my God. You’re closer than he is. You can do it. You can do it. Is this what people typically look like who drink Baja Blast? Yeah. Open the throat. You’re always saying that, Emily. I told you I have a bad gag reflex. That’s like, yeah, that’s the nightmare Mary Poppins. It’s not just… Does jogging help? I don’t know. Water, water, water. Incorrect. No! Oh God. I don’t remember the question. Okay, now, anyone can answer. You can can find it in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, but not in Venus or Neptune. What is it? Anyone can answer. No. Okay. You can find it in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn but not Venus Oh my gosh. Or Neptune. Is it oxygen? What? I don’t know. Incorrect. You can find it in Mercury? A moon. Umm. Incorrect. Oh, is…? This is a riddle, guys. A riddle? Oh, it’s probably a letter. Ah! The letter E. M, E, N, R. R P. R. R. Correct. R. Yay. Well done. Yes! Woo! Way to go, Rachel. Ice Ice Boobies on the board. Ice Ice. You know, funny thing about Ice Ice Boobies Huh. is it uses a sample from under-boob pressure. Hey, let’s give it up for the Good Time Boys there. Let’s give it up for the Good Time Boys and their really fun music history humor. Okay, boys and boobies, we’re changing things up for this round. Who wants to go up to the podium? I mean, I’ll go. You, you need a break. You wanna take Emily? I will also go. You wanna take… You’re going back-to-back? Okay. He’s crazy, so… Oh. Okay. We thought that we would warm things up for you. Oh. So go ahead and un-cloche. We’re moving from, uh, freeze to spicy. Oh. A spicy bowl of human teeth. Yum. We got some esquites, spicy corn. Well, what was the name of this episode? Well, you know, we had some freeze. Now we’re going some spice. What a twist. Who knows what the other rounds are gonna be? Is M. Night Shyamalan writing these things these days? This is… I did not see this coming. Okay, so you have to finish all your spicy teeth before you can answer. Three, two, one, go. Oh, it’s so hot. I don’t like it. I don’t like it. What word is spelled the same forwards, backwards, Hoo. and upside down? It tastes like beans. I think I know this. Beans? I don’t like it. I feel like the kitchen just said to themselves, how do we create the weirdest poop possible? You guys should put something there. There’s a nail there. It’s prime real estate. Okay. Or something. Maybe the Baja Blast numbed my mouth. I’m so sorry. I’m just, I, I know I’m not being a good sport but I hate it. It tastes like church food. Someone just brought this to a potluck. Yes. Well, it’s like Wednesday nights when you, like, you eat the food at the church but it’s not, Right. It’s… something’s wrong with it. God. The blood of Jesus in there. Oh God. It feels like it’s judging me. Mm-hmm. I’m, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry, Jordan. Wow. I don’t know what it is about this. What’s in here? What are you gonna do? Put it in there? Ooh, there’s lotion in here. I’ll eat all the lotion. I’d rather eat the, the fine fine product of mythical lotion other than this. Can I do that instead? It’s a totally different video. The lotion chug challenge. Yeah, the lotion chug challenge. What else is in here? You keep going. 5 million views. All right. We got lip balm Totally different video, totally different team name too. I’m kind of like, just thinking to myself while I’m doing this, like, are people enjoying just watching me eat corn? I think there’s probably some weirdos who are. Yes. I’m so sorry that I’m not being a good sport and participating, but I- I- it’s not gonna make it down the gullet. It’s just not. It’s okay. You have so far just advertised merch that’s available at mythical.com so Do you want me to keep- oh, I’m also wearing some Oh yeah! Whoa. These eye-sized boobies are brought to you by this shirt. What’s the name of the shirt? I think it’s the emo shirt. Nice. Has anyone figured out the riddle yet? I think I have. I’m really stumped. Oh, yeah. If I don’t know it, this is gonna be a real bummer. Yeah, that is gonna be a real bummer. Two more kernels. Two more kernels. Damn. It is spicy. It’s the word “I”. Incorrect. Wait. Hold… but maybe it is. Forwards, backwards, upside down. You know what, It’s I. you’re, that totally counts. There’s a logic to that. I think that for the sake of not having to sit in this round any longer, you are correct. We were looking for the word noon, but you’re right about I So? You’re right about I. So you get the point. Wow, you are right. The boys get the point. Whoa. Yeah. Nice work, Good Time Boys. Thank you, Trevor. Way to go. Good work, Emily. I’m gonna have a, Thanks. a celebratory sip of milk. Do you name your boobs? No… but, but that’s, I- I’m not against it. Bobby. Betsy. Okay. It depends. You know what? That wasn’t bad until I just had a weird burp. That was the worst burp. Oh my God. You’re tearing up. It’s the worst burp I’ve ever had You made Jordan cry. and I’ve had some bad burps. Quick, what are your boobs named? Uh, Gross and Burp. I don’t know. It’s all I can think about. We’re sticking with spice. Please un-cloche your food. Chicken. Ooh. Sure. I can see the spice on it. Yeah, you can smell it. Okay. Three, two, one, go. Oh. Oh, sorry. You got it. Oh my God, Trevor. Put the whole thing in your mouth and then pull out the bone. I’m playing to win. Oh. Ooh. Is it bad? What is a 20 percent tip on a $60 bill? Easy. Now ask them well-researched interview questions. I hear that’s a popular format. What kind of bill? What kind of bill? Right. Does this count? Does that count? Yes. Whoever says it first. Do I just swallow? Wait, I forget. You said 20% on what? $12. Oh. That’s correct. 20% on a $60 bill. Trevor got it. Thank you. That is spicy. Cut it before I start crying. That’s not that bad. It’s just deep in there. It’s getting in there. It’s deep. We built different. Okay, I have some news in general, the point total. There’s three for the boys and only one for the boobies. Yeah. But, but, but, but it’s the final round and it’s worth two points. So it could result in a tie here. And I, like I said at the top, it’s a very special prize so I know that you all want this. Um, okay. Talk amongst yourselves. I need two players up at the podium for the final round, please. I didn’t really do the second one. Uh-huh. I feel like I should do something. I feel, I feel okay. I’ve recovered. I’m not gonna stop you from getting up there. How are you feeling? Okay. I feel okay too. All right. I won’t, I won’t stand in your way. I’m going. Do you wanna take on Emily, the, the ages long rivalry that you guys have? Yes. We’re just kind of the Mario and Wario of Good Mythical. Which is which? I’m Wario. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. I’ll go. Let’s do it. Let’s do it. Wow. Okay. Go ahead and un-cloche this mystery item. Ooh. Ah, yes. It is both very cold and very spicy. Wow. I’ve heard of ice cream, but spice cream? Okay. You may start eating in… If you cut that out, I’m gonna be so mad. I’m gonna watch the video and make sure you kept in spice cream. Three, two, one, go. You got this, Emily. You got it. Cold. Who could have seen that coming? Yeah. Not the worst flavor combination. No, not the worst. Whoever finishes their ice spice cream first will have to spell the word “mischievous”. Oh, man. Why won’t it go down? Do you know how to spell the word mischievous? Hold on. I’m… one thing at a time, man. Did you put a ramen packet on top of this? If you don’t, you can just stop. God dang. Is it kind of the cream offsetting the spice at all or is it…? No, it’s, it, again, it’s tasty. There’s a salty sweetness about it that’s really pleasing. You’re liking it. Yeah. I would pay 10 bucks for this at a weird ice cream place that you have to wait in line for. Okay. Cold Stone. Cold Stone, yes. Is the sway helping? I don’t know. Jordan, you’re really licking the plate clean. Mm-hmm. I gotta get it all, right? Okay. Spell “mischievous”. M-I-S-C-H-E-V-I-O-U-S. Mischievous. Incorrect. Oh. Emily, you can’t play until you finish. You gotta swallow before you can spell. That’s the, that’s the rule of spelling bees. You cannot spell with a full, full mouth. Okay. M-I-S-C-H-I-E-V-I-O-U-S Incorrect. Goddamn. Jordan? Mischievous. M-I-S- C-H- I-V-O-U-S? Incorrect. Emily. Guys. M-I-S- C-H- I- E-V- E, Guys, I- I before E, except after C. But it’s an H. Um, okay. Is there an umlaut in there? Am I missing an umlaut? Uh, okay. M- Looking at Trevor who knows this. Okay. I can’t. Good Time Boys, you got this. Oh, thank you. M- I am so embarrassed right now. I am too. Is Clippy here? Clippy, help me. Clippy! Okay. M-I-E-S-C-H-I-E- V-O-U-S? Crazy. Incorrect. Okay. Emily. You got this. Lock in. You got it in there. M-I-S-C-H- E-V- I-O-U-S. Incorrect. Jordan. M-I-S- C-H- I-E, I’m so sorry to everyone. I-E- V? O-U-S? No. Is that it? There’s an O-U-S? That’s mischievous. We did it. Way to go. Yeah. Oh, so yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good prize. Very good prize. What’s the prize? I promised. Some brain food. Ah, get over here. Hey, hey. Let’s eat our brain. Brain food. No, we lost. Damn. I don’t know why, I feel like apologizing to everyone, including everyone who’s watching today, We can use editing to make it look like, Sure, sure. that wasn’t an insane ordeal to spell that normal word. 25 minute long episode Yeah. No kidding. Alright, see you guys next weekend. Bye Bye. Watch the full recording of Good Mythical Evening Sloshed in Space on demand at goodmythicalevening.com and don’t forget to grab a limited edition tee while you’re there.

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