
The cheaper the donut, the better the donut? Let’s talk about that. “Good Mythical Morning.” Today we’re welcoming the Mythical Crew to the big stage to compare some of their favorite foods at cheap and expensive price points. But not just one crew member or two or three. Four different crew members and their favorite foods. It’s time for Naked Foods: Naked Mythical Crew Edition. Naked. Just the food is naked. If we ever get nude, we’ll make you pay to see. Okay, boys, first up, you’re tasting Mikayla’s favorite food served at low, mid, high, and fancy price levels. You’ll pick your favorite and at the end we’ll find out how expensive your taste buds are when it comes to all the Mythical Crew’s foods. This is deep dish cheese pizza. This is deep dish cheese pizza. This is your favorite, favorite food. One of them, yes. Okay, but if you had to narrow it down. Well, you know where she’s from, man. Yeah, you know exactly where I’m from. This is- Texas. No, Chicago. She’s from Chicago, man. First and foremost. That’s why she likes this. It’s so good, I miss it. Now, how do you feel about the fact that we’re using a fork? Where do your parents live? Texas. Yep. I’m usually against that. But you know, today, I guess I’ll let you. These are smaller pieces than like you’d get at Lou Malnati’s or something. Yeah, but I think Lou Malnati’s may be up there. We have two of your favorite places. Yeah. On the board right now. ‘Cause Lou Malnati’s- You guys have a 50% chance of getting on Mikayla’s good side here. Lou Malnati’s has got that cornbread crust. They do, and I love it, I miss it. You’re telling me that we would’ve shipped that in because that’s not in LA. Yeah, that’s a shipped in one. The first one was good. I thought it was really good but… And the crust was… Good. I think- You might have to take like a actual bite, like pick up the crust and take a bite of the back. ‘Cause that’s how you get the full experience. Yeah. This crust back here, that is some… That one’s, this one’s better than the first one. Mm. That might be Lou Malnati’s, I don’t know though. The one thing I know about Lou Malnati’s is that if you get sausage. They put a whole sausage and it covers the whole thing. Uh huh. They put a whole sausage and it covers the whole thing. No, I will say- Really good though. We both tell people that. We probably said that on this show multiple times. Probably. It changed our life when we went there. Oh good, ’cause it made my life, it was my life. That is a sneak. I feel disrespected that y’all have that type of pizza right there. Where’s the sauce on the top, like what is going on? Yeah, this is a betrayal of what you’re supposed to do. It is gross, no. It doesn’t taste bad. Don’t they sway us. I’m swaying you, that’s a no. Look at the fresh tomatoes on this one, Link. This one tastes good though. It does taste good, but. This one is scaring me. But that crust looks good under there. You know what I’m gonna do? I’m just gonna bite the back. Take a whole bite. Man, that sauce. What kind of sauce do y’all like? Do y’all like it a little sweet or do you like it a little bit more savory? I like more savory. I think I like more savory. Okay, same. I don’t know what to tell you here. There’s that one place in town that has like the deep dish. Masa? What’s it called? Masa, that’s my other favorite. You can’t eat a lot of it because it’s so much to it. Sorry, I’m going back in. Okay, man, we gotta make a decision. We gotta, you know, we got other crew to go through. Three, two, one. We agree, Rhett. This is the one. It’s just the best one. Well, boys, you’ve chosen the low price point option, which is frozen Gino’s East of Chicago. What? For 9.99. What? You have avoided both of Mikayla’s favorites, which is on the first plate, our fancy option from Lou Malnati’s for 38.49. That’s Lou Malnati’s? Yep. And her other favorite, which is on the opposite end, our high price point Masa of Echo Park for $28. Yep, this is really good, but. And then the one that everybody kind of crapped on is our mid price point option from Fresh Brothers for 23.49. Frozen! Well, hold on a second. How? Frozen! Hold on a second. It was not, it was not frozen at one point. You know, it is from Gino’s, right? I mean it’s frozen but it’s from Gino’s East. Well, you could say, I mean the Lou Malnati’s we had to ship in and when they ship it in they have to freeze it. But this is like, this is like frozen pizza. This is like you get it in a box and you put it in the oven. And lemme tell you it’s the best. That’s crazy. I’m curious what Mikayla thinks about the frozen one. If you guys both like it so much. I’m curious too, ’cause in Chicago, Gino’s is a restaurant and we used to slander it as a family. Oh. We used to. Well, it turns out when they freeze it, they make it pretty goods. Absolutely hate it, let’s see. When they freeze it and put it in grocery stores. She’s goin’ in the side here. I gotta get crust. See, she knows. What were y’all tasting? What’s going on? We don’t have to answer to you. You do. Sorry. Next up is Lucas’s favorite. This is the Godfather Sub. This is the Godfather Sub. And Lucas, you’re gonna have to tell me what that means. This is Lucas and it’s a, I think it’s like just a bunch of different deli meats and then lettuce, tomato, and like your regular kind of the works. Hold on, did somebody thrust this upon you. No, no, no. I love- And said “Hey, you’re gonna love the Godfather Sub.” There’s actually technically no official definition of this sandwich, but some people liken it to an Italian cold cuts type of sub and it usually has different peppers. Yeah. And some vinegar and oil. Would you do this at Subway? You probably could. I think it’s one of those like, everything on the menu type orders. But certain places just do it with the best gabagool combinations. Okay. And it really hits. I think, I like it with Swiss cheese, but I don’t see any Swiss cheese on that, so sorry. Often, it’s provolone, I’m sorry to say, Lucas. Okay. This first one is not too much to speak about. I don’t think we’ll be choosing that. The bread is a little- The bread is making a statement everywhere. For me, it’s all about the bread, I gotta be honest. It takes a sandwich and just elevates it up. Well again, we have two of Lucas’s favorites up here. Yeah, I love this sandwich. You’re really ripping that apart, huh, bud? And you call it The Godfather when you order it? No, well, it’s a, I think it’s called The Godfather. I think some places it’s Godmother. I think some places it’s just God. Oh? The God Sandwich. It’s equal opportunity. God Sandwich. This was a step up for me. That was juicy. There’s a lot of oil and vinegar happening on that, which I really like and I prefer the bread. This one. Don’t gimme a sandwich without oil and vinegar. Look at that cross section. And look at that bread. We got sesame seeds. This thing is huge. Galore. So, I just gotta sit here and watch you eat these, huh? And grill marks on the inside? Uh oh. If this ain’t fancy, call me Nancy. That is- I think there’s a tomato in there, but I can’t find it, so. You might be about to find it. That’s next level. Got some peppers in there. Super juicy. Bread is soft. Good gracious. And crisp at the same time. Wowzer. A whole nother level. That has to be one of your favorites. I’m not saying. Okay. And then this. This one’s long and slim. I’m gonna try to push, I’m gonna get that out of the way. You don’t like tomatoes? Sometimes I don’t like tomatoes. Okay. Like today I’m not feeling it. I learn stuff about you every day. That’s interesting. Very crispy bread. And thin bread, like in a way to let the ingredients really stand out. Which I’m very much for that. I like it. But I mean this, there’s no contest here. Yeah, but here’s one problem. The back of this thing is closed. Okay, well, you can let that be a problem for you. Two and one. I am, that’s my favorite. Hold on, but it’s not folded in this. Yeah. Yeah, you have a problem with that? With the not full cut? You learned something about me. I learned two things about you, bud, this is great. Well, Link, you have chosen one of Lucas’s favorites. It’s our high price point option from All About the Bread for 17.95. Good bread. And Rhett, you’ve chosen our fancy option from GGiata for $24, which means you get that Meal of Fortune under the plate. Is that also one of Lucas’s favorites or has he not had it? Well, I wanted to ask Lucas if he had had it. Yeah, ’cause I haven’t had theirs. I mean, fun fact, Stevie, I’ve had it, okay. Oh, you’ve had it, and you chose these two others? The other Lucas’s favorite is the second plate. That’s our mid-price point option from Bay Cities for 15.50 Bay Cities is kind of like- I love Bay Cities. OG, like I love the Bay Cities, but GGiata, I don’t get that sandwich from GGiata, but I order from there a lot. They’re a weekend staple. Okay, all right, okay. I don’t know what to make of that. Well, if you guys are not doing anything next weekend, you wanna come over and eat some sandwiches, you know where I am. I’m busy. Okay, yeah, me too. I’m busy. Did you win anything? Nope. Okay. The first plate is our low price point option from Eastside Italian Deli for 13.90. That’s a lot of money for that. It looks bad. Yeah, it wasn’t great. Did you miss our R-rated extravagandas? Gandas? That was “Good Mythical Evening: Sloshed in Space.?” You’re still feeling it. Huh? Yeah. You’re still feeling it a little bit. Well, it is now available on demand. Yes, you can demand it at goodmythicalevening.com. Stream the full recording. Goodmythicalevening.com. And don’t wait too long because the recording and limited edition GMM, GME tee are only available until November 9th. Okay, November 9th. Okay? Okay! Okay. Now it’s time for Davin’s favorite. These are blue crab hand rolls. These are blue crab hand rolls. You still recovering? Yep, still recovering. We’re all still recovering. Blue crab hand rolls. This one is soy paper, which is drawing me in. Because you’re being drawn away from the… Why is this so white? I will say that Davin’s favorite is not up here. You, don’t be afraid, you can go in. Why is it so white? And I’m gonna spoiler alert that Davin’s favorite is SUGARFISH. And SUGARFISH refuses to let you take out their hand rolls. Which I agree with because they’re very particular about- Yeah. When they’re served. And they do it so right. And how fast you need to eat them. I respect that. Yeah. I’ve never thought about getting this. Just like, it’s almost just like. I’ve gotten it. Straight up just crab. Yeah. Well, that one has, it’s half crab, very white, half rice. The crab is very good. Mm. I’m just not eating the seaweed because I don’t like that. I like to think a hand roll is like a mini sandwich, you know? It’s so good. A little Asian sandwich. I don’t know why I’ve never really thought about the fact that this exists, because usually when I go to a sushi place I just get the sushi. But you forget that there’s other. I’ve grabbed a few of these and I like it ’cause I like crab. This one’s a lot more texture. The first one is so finely ground and juicy that it’s a very good taste in the first one. They’re both good in their own way. I feel like the first one tasted better. Hmm. This one’s a little drier. This one kind of looks like tuna instead of crab. That’s weird. There’s a seasoning in there that sends it in a different place. Wow. It’s like very aromatic. Strange. Okay. Hmm. Okay, okay. Three, two, one. I agree. Oh! Yes. ‘Cause I’m taking the seaweed outta the equation. It doesn’t look good, but it tasted really good. Okay, you’ve both chosen, both chosen. Hey, we’re all still recovering. Still recovering. Both chosen our mid-price point option from Seaweed Handroll Bar for $12. The one in the middle’s our low option from Fish on Rice for $9. Not bad. And the last one is the fancy option, Oishi Sushi for 14.95. They were just trying too hard to be fancy. They did something with the spices. They crossed the line. And finally we have KG’s favorite. These are strawberry frosted donuts. These are strawberry frosted donuts. Your favorite donut? Yeah, I love a good strawberry donut. Well, what in the world? This is a triangle of donuts. I know, I’ve never seen it before. It’s so cool. Oh, and they’re all on sticks. One of KG’s favorites is in this lineup. What? Don’t bite the stick. Come on now. Come on. This is just so you don’t have to get your fingies dirty. It’s actually really smart. But is it? It’s a, I don’t know. We’ll find out. Tastes like Dunkin Donuts. Do you like this more than a chocolate donut? Yes. Hmm. Does that mean you’re like a- Are you judging me right now? A strawberry milk girl or something? A strawberry milk girl? Is that a thing? Yeah. You don’t know about the club? No, I like chocolate milk actually. That’s, it’s really good. You hate it. You hate it. No, this one has. That’s a good cakey donut. It has hearts on it. It’s a good cake donut. Aw. They hate it. This one is- Oh man, that’s some thick icing. And there’s a lot of texture to it. Is it? Hmm. I’m trying to, is this one fried? Yeah. Mm hm. Yeah, that’s a good donut. Because look at how it gets hollow in there. Ooh, that’s a good donut. So good. Put my finger in there. It’s almost, the donut is almost too good and overpowers the icing. Woo! Mm. Now, this is like a cake donut. That is kind of glossed up with the strawberry cream. What would you think about that one if you ran into it in the wild? I would be like, “Nice.” Nice. A thing I can buy right now. It’s got actual pieces of strawberry inside. Mm. The love in KG’s eyes for these donuts. Like out of every round before we even started rolling, she was giving them so much eye and it’s still there. I just feel so special right now. I thought, yeah, I thought the look was for us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We usually don’t, you know, we usually maintain like a 15 foot barrier between us. Yeah, Yeah. I think it’s less than 15, so I got really excited. Yeah, no, for sure. This one’s really good. It’s good in a unexpected way, isn’t it? Those pieces of strawberry in there. And look at the way that it’s ridged on top. Ridged for your enjoyment. Eating. Now this one looks- This looks like- Tad bit boring. This is like Ralph’s in a box, you know what I’m saying? Ugh. Oh no. So bad. What in the world happened to that one? Yeah, I don’t know. What are we gonna do here? I’m gonna take another bite of this big one. Oh. Hmm. Three, two, one. Oh, no you didn’t. We agree. This is really good though. Okay. It’s to be noted. You have both chosen the mid price point option, which is also not KG’s favorite from Voodoo Doughnuts for 3.75. Voodoo, great! So good. The first situation was our fancy situation from Donut Princess LA. This is a bouquet of sorts for 50 bucks. Donut Princess, not Donut Prince. Correct. Then the next one down, the really cool one that was unique and unexpected, that’s KG’s favorite, of course, our high price point option from Sidecar for five bucks. Aw. You couldn’t gimme like a warning. Warning! Don’t, don’t. Don’t throw the other one. Thanks. And finally. Sidecar. And this is gonna maybe break your heart a little bit. The low price point option. Krispy Kreme. From Krispy Kreme for 2.89. I thought that that might have happened. Are you kidding me? This is Krispy Kreme from like the cabinet inside of the grocery store though. No, I thought the same when you gave that reaction. So, we went and triple checked and no, this is direct from Krispy Kreme. The icing is bad, I’m telling you. A Krispy Kreme donut is great, but the icing is not great. Well, you wanna take home this bouquet? Yeah, I would love to. Thank you. You can have it. Yeah. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I’m Hannah. And I’m Glen. And we’re somewhere in Arkansas. And we found the Bean Palace. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Maybe I should make a pilgrimage. That’s the spirit. You see something that says Bean Palace, you pull over, you make us a video. Yeah! Thank you. Let’s donate $1,000 to Safe Horizon to aid in their mission to stand with those who have experienced violence, abuse, and exploitation. Safe Horizon envisions a world where safety is a universal human right and they help over 250,000 people seek safety each year. And you can join us in giving at safehorizon.org. 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