Good Mythical Weekend. Have you ever revealed your most shameful secret while eating seafood? This is, “I went to the crawfish boil “and all I got were some spicy questions!” Hello. This is a delicious crawfish boil and the one catch is that some of the foods have spicy questions physically stuffed inside of them. Should we bite into a question? Yes. Yeah. We gotta answer ’em if we do. All right? So let’s just do it. Bon appetit. Are we just gonna go all at the same time? I think we just all go at the same time. I think there’s no rhyme or reason. All right. Oh, I got one immediately. That sucks, right? Yeah. Oh, I got one too! Okay. Can we all have a minute? Ah! So, okay, new rule. We read the question, we answer it and then we get to throw to someone and they have to answer it as well. Okay. Okay. How we get it outta the head? I can go while you do that if you want. Okay, yeah, yeah. Have you ever hit or punched someone? Yes! More than one person. I would say that my first time I remember punching or hitting someone was a girl in middle school. I was new at school and she saw, changing in the locker room for gym, this was sixth grade, she saw that I was wearing a pad and had my period and I think no one else had their period yet and she thought it would be funny to then when we got out to gym, pants me in front of everyone. Oh, yeah. She needed to get hit. Yeah. So she reached out and tried to pull my pants down and I hit her in the face very hard and she fell to the ground and then she was like, “I’m gonna tell on you.” And I was like, “Okay, then I’ll tell on you.” And we both went our separate ways and no one told on anyone. Ooo! Spicy. You know what? Emily, I’ll give this one to you too. Have you hit anyone? All right. I was also curious. Yeah. I’ve never hit anyone, but I have stabbed someone with a pencil. Sure. In the sixth grade. Watch out, sixth graders. Yeah. I was very bullied in sixth grade because I had a, I’d say an unhealthy level obsession with Hanson. Mmm! And I had a T-shirt for every day of the week. And it was great. You had a Hanson t-shirt for every day of the week? Rich. Let her live. Who was your favorite Hanson? Taylor, of course. Sorry, I asked. Yeah. Duh! Idiot. But, yeah, and that was kind of when Marilyn Manson was becoming a thing and kids were like getting into the new metal thing, which I eventually got into and these kids would be like, “Marilyn Manson’s gonna kill Hanson.” They would say it as we were and I just snapped one day. I blacked out. Ha! Wait, wait, wait. Just grabbed a pencil. I just had the pencil in my hand. How dare they. And this kid, Trip, sorry, Trip, turned around and I just stabbed him in the neck. You know, people think it’s the metal kids you gotta look out for. It’s the Hanson fans. I think that was the day I became new metal. Yeah. You’re just screaming, “‘MMMBop!’, ‘MMMBop!’” But, no, it was the back of the neck. But then I also, like, I couldn’t believe I did it and then I just went, “…don’t tell anybody I did.” Yeah. Did you break skin? Yeah. And he didn’t tell anyone? No, he told. But the thing is, I never did anything wrong. I was like- Except for stab somebody in the neck with a pencil. Yeah. Right. Sixth grade, this kid was sent to the principal’s office constantly. Like, he bullied a lot of people and he always had problems. So I was in the principal’s office sobbing, thinking I’m gonna have to go to military school or something and he just went, “Listen, you’ve never done anything wrong before. “We’re gonna get his mom in here and him “and you have to apologize.” And then we went to, like, afterschool care together and played hide and go seek in the gym. Is it only our generation that was threatened with military school all the time? I don’t know. Was it just, like, Bill and Ted had to go there and that’s why we were afraid of it? Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. But, it felt like that was what was gonna happen. Okay. I have one. Oh, this mine involves punching as well. I’m sensing a theme. Perfect. What celebrity would you punch in the face- Oh! If you had a chance. Perfect. Whoever sings. ♪ 1-877-Kars 4 Kids ♪ Yes! That celebrity. Yeah, I wouldn’t constitute that as a celebrity. Yeah. It’s Sabrina Carpenter, right? That’s her first hit. Absolutely. Leonard hasn’t gone yet, but I do kind of want to hear from Jordan Myrick on this. Yes, ’cause you know I have an answer. Yes. And that answer is Cate Blanchett. Cate- Why? ‘Cause of “Tar?” ‘Cause you wanna punch a legend. No, ’cause I hate her. What? Why? Yeah. That’s right. Why? Shut up all of you. And Stevie, you’re part of the problem right now. Lemme get into it. Why? Because everyone- She’s good at everything. Everyone wants to be like- What has Cate done? Okay, gay diva queen. Okay, she’s giving us mommy. That is a conservative straight woman. She’s conservative? Who named her son after Roman Polanski. She is a Woody Allen apologist. No! She’s an absolute freak. Hey, hey, hey. Quick question. Who’s Cate Blanchett? Got it. She is like an older white woman. She was in the movie “Tar.” She was in the movie- No, you got to give me another references. She was Tar! I know, I know, I know. Galadriel in “Lord of the Rings.” The blonde. Sure. And then- She’s the bad guy in one of the “Thor” movies. Oh, yeah. With the long black hair. With the horns. She’s Benjamin Button. Benjamin Button. Ah, she dates Benjamin Button. She dates Benjamin Button. Yeah. That’s messed up, man. Yeah. I just think she’s evil. That’s messed up. And I think that what I hate so much, if you’re evil, you gotta be evil out loud. You know what I mean? You can’t be kind of like- Secretly evil. Closeted evil. Yeah. You can’t be dating babies. Exactly. So I think lesbians love her and I’m really against it. Sorry, Stevie. She is hot. Okay. That’s all right. As long as you can agree to that, I think it’s okay. Thank you, Stevie. Yeah, I can be honest. She is hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I got a question as well. Yes, and I found one in a potato while you were talking. What? They’re in the potatoes too? I got one in the potato as well. Okay. Also, I would punch Timbaland in the face. Okay. Hell yeah. Where is the worst place you’ve ever thrown up. On this show. The worst place I’ve ever thrown up, I think was on myself at a party. Yeah, that’s pretty bad. I blacked out in the middle of the street. I woke up to four people carrying me by each limb. I was face down towards the Earth and then I started throwing up as they were carrying me and I threw up all over myself and then I got up in the party and everybody in the party was looking at me and I went, “Why are you guys all looking at me?” Saying I was face down towards the Earth is very funny. And then I threw up more by the toilet, missed the toilet and- Oh, no. And then I was supposed to go to Six Flags with a bunch of friends the next day. Did you miss the Six Flags? I missed the Six Flags and I woke up to a bunch of voicemails and being like, “Leonard, where the hell are you? “Leonard, we’re waiting for you. “Leonard, blah, blah, blah.” Get your vomit covered ass over here. It’s not a good feeling. Worst place you ever thrown up. I’m gonna ask Emily. Emily, where’s the worst place you ever thrown up? I’ve told this story before to you. Okay. I had a hard time making friends as a little as a kid. Oh, there’s a theme. Yeah. I grew up in a neighborhood full of kids and I was the last person whose door they would knock on to play. Emily. I know. It’s that- So you threw up on ’em? No. So one day someone asked me to play and I was like, I couldn’t believe it. And so I was like, I got home and they were like, “You better go over there. “It’s been like an hour.” Rushed to this girl’s house, knocked on the door, her mom answered and went, “She’s upstairs with McKenna.” And I went, “Oh, no, she’s already got a friend.” But she goes- You gotta be careful of McKennas. Yeah. Truly. And she goes, “Well, just go upstairs and play with them.” And then I went upstairs and was like, “Hi. Hey guys, it’s Emily. “Where are you?” And I could hear giggling, but they were hiding. Where are you? And then I found them under a bed and my friend Laura says, “Go away.” Kicked me in the stomach and I threw up everywhere. That sounds like a great place to throw up. And then her mom came up ’cause I was crying and I was like, “She kicked me in the stomach.” She goes, “I did not, she just threw up everywhere.” Wow. Called me a liar. She is now my best friend. She was my next door neighbor. Well, that has a- What’s up Laura? That has a happy ending. Also, Laura denies that it happened to this day. Okay. But we all know. Yeah, we all know. Here’s my potato question. I can’t get a question. This one’s kind of wild. Have you ever accidentally hit someone’s car and just left the scene? I’m sorry. No. I could make something up. I was having diarrhea. Yeah. No, I’ve never done that before. What do you do? Do you leave your number and information? Yeah, you hang around and see if there’s, yeah, and it’s never been too bad. Yeah. Sorry. Jordan Myrick, have you ever hit someone’s car? No, I’ve done the opposite, so, I have obsessive compulsive disorder, which sometimes- So you just leave a note on every car you pass. A little bit. Yes. Like, sometimes I’ll get out of my car and the car behind me will be kind of messed up and I will convince myself that, like, maybe I hit that car without realizing it. Oh, yes, I remember you talking about this before. Yeah, so I have one specific time I remember I left a note on a woman’s car in my neighborhood and was like, “I’m really sorry, I know this sounds crazy, “I don’t know if I tapped your car or not “when I was parking, but, like, “please let me know if you need anything.” And she was like, “What a nice message to receive. “No, my car is just ugly. “But, don’t worry about it. “Have a good day.” That’s nice. So, no, I couldn’t do that. “PS, what are your thoughts on Cate Blanchett?” Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I said, “Why I oughta!” Did you get one? I got up another potato question. Leonard, do you have one too? Yeah. I got one too. I have one to. All right, mine is, who’s the hottest member of your family? Whoa. And what makes them so hot? Oh my God. I’m gonna say my dad. I’m gonna say my dad’s the hottest member of my family. And apparently his dad thinks I’m cute. Yes. My dad- Have sex with his dad. Can I? I mean, let’s not talk about that. It’s not a no. Leonard, do you need a new mom? He’s a grown man, he can do what he want, but don’t- Emily, would you adopt Leonard if it came to it? Yeah! _ That’s fun. No. Go to your room. Imagine me calling you, “Okay, mommy.” No. What makes them so hot? I guess he’s just a handsome Black man with a good hairline. Still got all his hair. That’s great. Growing up, everybody always said he looked like Jamie Fox. Mmm! Okay. Yeah, yeah. Hot. Yeah, hot. You got a nice head of hair too. Yeah. Do you have a hot family member? You guys seen Uncle Joey? You guys know this Uncle Joey? Yeah, from “Full House?” No, this is my Uncle Joey. My dad’s brother. Wait, you think Uncle Joey from “Full House” is hot? Dave Coulier? No. A little. I don’t. But it sounded like that’s what you were- Except. Well, yeah, there’s some problematic stuff about it. But, like, I don’t know. Dad’s brother, Uncle Joey, a real silver fox, he’s aged beautifully, keeps in great shape and he paints Christmas scenes on the garage every Christmas. Nice. Okay. He’s a cute man and he has a parakeet, I think, still. He had a parakeet when I was a kid. He sounds hot but weird. Does he think I’m cute? Can I be your aunt? Not with Uncle Joey. Okay. Yeah. Here, I have one. Oh, yeah. I have a potato question as well. Mine is, have you ever fantasized about someone else while engaging in sexual relations? Of course. Yes! I didn’t know I was gay until not that long ago. So, yeah, a bunch. Like, almost all the time until, I don’t know, five years ago. Now be honest, Jordan, Cate Blanchett ever slip in there? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I wanna punch her in an erotic way. Yeah, so not ever obviously with my beautiful, perfect wife, but in the past, sorry guys that I’ve dated in the past, but they’ve kind of mentioned that it seemed like maybe that made sense. I’ve been told by guys that I’ve had sex with in the past that my energy was kind of like, “All right, so are we doing this or what?” “You seem like you’re picturing many other people.” Yeah. Yeah. So that’s my truth. So beautiful. Jordan Morris, I actually don’t know anything about your sexual history. Sure. So I guess I’ll get- Well, I’m still waiting. Sure, sure, sure. I hope to have one someday. So I guess when you masturbate are you thinking of someone other than yourself? No, never. I’m just watching YouTube videos of myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of Cotton Candy Randy videos. Well, you know, listen, you know, you wanna be present and engaged with your partner, but obviously when you’re engaged in sex, the mind becomes a playground. Ah. And, you know, I think you can think about every sexual thing you’ve ever felt and I think that’s okay and I think you need still be present. But say something real. So, yes, I think I have thought of other sex things while I’m having an initial sex thing. You thought of someone else other than the person you’re having sex with? Yes. Okay. Wow. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Oh my God, Leonard’s face this whole time has been so- I didn’t know you could do this. I didn’t know that was allowed. I didn’t know it was possible. You’ve never done that? Never done it. They don’t have to know. I don’t think it’s possible with me ’cause I turn on every light- Right. No music. Turn off the TV. Me and you, we locked in. Wow! You know what I’m saying? Wow! Odd, it’s like doing my taxes. We getting to work. We got some things to accomplish here. Nightmare. Okay. My potato question is, have you ever been arrested? If so, what happened? Sorry. No. I apologize again. I can make something up. Yeah. I’ve never been arrested either. Yeah, I was gonna throw it to you immediately. Let’s see, who do I think has been arrested? I probably should have been arrested for stabbing that kid in the neck. Sure. Yeah. I guess I’ll throw it to Jordan or Leonard. Does anybody have an- I mean, I have a story where I probably should’ve been arrested. Let’s here it. Yeah. I was at this place called Flip Flops in Atlanta, Georgia on Crescent Ave. Oh. We have a Flip Flop fan in the house I hear. Listen- It’s a very bro-y, fratty bar. If you’re at Flip Flops, somebody’s getting arrested. Yeah. It was owned by Ace from “The Real World.” Something happened. It was a scuffle or something and, you know, the police had the wrong dude in a headlock, they had a wrong Black dude in a headlock, and me being off that Hennessy, I was a little crazy and some things started happening. Some people were yelling it was the wrong person and I literally pushed the shit out of a cop, like, pushed him- Oh my God! Like, kind of from the side, from the back and then he turned and looked at me and then my friend just grabbed me and went, “He’s really drunk. He’s really drunk.” And then just grabbed me and took me away and- Wow. That’s a good friend. Yeah, and I got away with pushing a cop. Wow! You’re a legend. Yeah. Good for you. Hennessy is possible. Anything. Anything is possible. That’s what I’m trying to say. A question for the producers, can we record a live episode at Flip Flop? It could be a sponsored thing. Yeah. I got a question over here, what’s the fastest you’ve hooked up with a stranger? And that’s kind of insane and I don’t know if I want to answer that. What is time? Yeah. What is time? Great question. How fast does light travel? I feel known each other for a millennium. How fast does light travel? I feel like the fastest I’ve hooked up with someone is probably like under an hour. Yeah. Yeah. And I don’t feel like that’s kinda normal. Wow. Under an hour. I don’t know if I’ve managed that. Under an hour’s impressive. Yeah, I was at a party and there were a lot of lights on, it was bright in there. I mean, I’ve done two dudes in one day. Okay. Wait! Wait, strangers. How far apart? How far apart? How far apart? Were they strangers? That was not the question. Yeah, that was not the question. Please, Stevie, please. We’re making breakthroughs here. Sure. How far apart? I’d say a few hours. Mm-hmm. Okay, cool. Yeah. They knew each other or did you know them? No, they didn’t know each other. Yeah. Strangers? No. Oh. Grow up Leonard. I have a kooky one. Yes. What’s your most commonly used porn search keyword? I do want to get to this. Okay. This is important. Sure. I do want to kind of make up for my pussy footing- Yeah. With that last sex question. I don’t think that’s inappropriate ’cause you said pussy footing. Yeah. Oh, I apologize. Which most coincidentally is my most commonly searched porn key phrase. I apologize for my penis footing. Yes! Best joke ever. Really good. It was very good. Very good. Get some teens in here, they’ll laugh at that. It’s from an earlier video. No. That was a good one. I see why y’all be watching. You know what I mean? This right here, this good. I have one instance of, like, meeting someone at something and then hooking up with them that night. Wow. It was at a concert. The ska band Real Big Fish. Yeah! Yeah! Hell yes! And you know when those horns get blasted- Of course. Things get horny. Yeah. Yeah. And the Real Big Fish fans, I feel like they’re like, “Please have sex.” Absolutely. Like, somebody- What’s it like? Yeah, someone have sex. Yeah. Yes. Well, I’m proud of you for telling that. Thank you. Yeah. I don’t know. I do also want know what your most commonly used porn search phrases and I’ll say my real one to be vulnerable. Thank you. Boat. Boat? Yeah. Sex on a boat? Yep. That’s nuts. What kind of boat? A nice boat. So, like, not a canoe. Not a canoe. Wait, hold on. Tug. Would you take a tug? Honey, I have and I would. That’s your other search. Yeah, I would take a tug if it was a nice tugboat. But, I prefer more kind of a speedboat, a luxury yacht, a nice- I like scenery too. I think scenery is important. I also find the water very relaxing and I think it adds to the fantasy. I’m like, “Why would I wanna watch two people “have sex in a bedroom?” I can do that. I wanna watch two people have sex on a yacht. You wanna make sure they’re rich. Absolutely. Wow. That’s what makes me the horniest of all. I just didn’t even know that was something you could search for. Oh, all of you, everyone at home and everyone in this room- Type in boat now. Go home, type in boat, start watching, you and I will be watching it in tandem. That’s so funny ’cause I remember I saw a porno where someone was on a boat and I was telling my friend about it and he was like, “Oh, I’m too old for all that. “Just gimme a regular sex in my bed at home.” Yeah. I was like, “No.” No way. Send me that video though. Jordan, what’s yours? It’s strong, confident career woman. Just kidding. It’s actually thick with two Cs. Ah! Hey! Let’s go. That’s mine as well. Wow. Emily, now you have to do yours too. I think we all kinda wanna hear- We’re all having fun. I do think this one is, the one I have now, I do think we wanna hear from everyone. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What is it? Hentai creampie. Oh. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. Is that- Animated? That’s your most commonly? Also “Scooby-Doo.” There’s some really good, like Daphne- You’re one of those people? That’s why that’s there? The human characters from “Scooby-Doo.” That’s why that exists? They’re animated, but they bang a bunch of ghosts and stuff and it’s, like, there’s a mummy and, like, his little bandage comes undone and there’s a penis in there. Hentai creampie. Oh, there’s meddling kids. Wow! Yeah, the “Scooby-Doo” animated stuff, it’s pretty good. Okay. Okay. I don’t know. Wow. There’s that, but then there’s also, for some reason I like, there’s, like, animated animals that have, like dragons. Are they anthropomorphic or do they look like animals? Do you know what I mean? They look like dragons. They’re, like, dragons, but they have, like, big boobs. For someone who was hesitant to answer the question, we are certainly spending a lot of time here. I’m trying to explain it in a way that it makes it better and I keep making it worse. It did get very quiet in this room. Emily, you did accidentally answer the next question. So you were exempt from this one. Have I banged an animal? Yeah. What do you want, dragon to have butt or boobs? Why not both? Yeah. What cartoon character would you most want to have sex with? Oh. Okay. There’s one episode of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” from the eighties where Raphael gets a girlfriend. She’s a lizard lady and I, as a young boy, her name is Mona Lisa, I think, and that was a very early romantic feeling that I had. She had a beautiful neckerchief and a very prominent tail. Neckerchief. Yeah. She was very stylish. Oh my God. Okay. Leonard, what you got? I want an Amazonian woman from “Futurama.” Death by snu snu. Snu snu. For sure. Yep. Yep. Dexter’s mom. Oh, yeah! Dexter’s mom! Yeah. I thought about being her for Halloween. You should do it. Always wearing those dish gloves. Woo! She got an ass too. Sure. Big time. Big time. She was the first Pixar mom in many ways. A proto Pixar mom. That’s a good one. Miss Incredible. Miss Incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Yep, yep. Of course. Classic. Well, I don’t know how old this person is, so everyone just assume that they’re my age or I’m their age. Okay. Debbie Thornberry from “The Wild Thornberrys.” Oh, okay. Is that the daughter? The older blonde sister that’s kind of like- Oh, yeah. She’s like a little alternative. She’s a good one. Or the girl Maid Marian fox from the animated “Robin Hood.” Oh, yeah, that’s true. Just as far as alternative girls from cable TV of our youth, Daria’s friend, Jane. Yes! Yes! I was about to say Trent. Oh, Trent. Yeah. I would have sex with anyone from “Daria.” Yeah. Quinn. Quinn’s gorgeous. Quinn. Yeah. You know? Literally any of the characters from “Daria” I’d have sex with. It’s gonna be Gambit from- Gambit. “X-Men” the animated series. Oh! Okay. If it had to be an animal who’s what everyone’s be? Well I have the lizard lady. Yeah, and I said the fox. If it had to be an animal? An animated animal. What type of question? People are very attracted to the foxes from “Robinhood.” The foxes from “Robinhood.” I guess Lola Bunny. Yeah. That’s a good one. That’s typical. Yeah, I think so. That’s pretty typical. Oh! Wait, I feel like this maybe doesn’t count. She’s not animated. It’s just an animal. It’s my dog. No. The cast of “Homeward Bound.” Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No. Miss Piggy. Oh, yeah. She’s not animated, but I would- She’s so hot. I would blow her back out. Yeah. That’s for sure. I understand. I feel like Miss Piggy would try to dom me and I don’t know if I’d be into that. Are you for real? I don’t know if I’d be into that. Grow up. I thought I liked you until just now. I finally found a question. Oh, okay. Hey! Okay. Do you have any unusual turn ons? Here we go. Nope. Just all the normal stuff. Feet, a strong musk, et cetera. I mean, the porn searches thing I think is different. I like short guys. The example was feet or a strong musk? Yeah. Those two feel pretty normal. Et cetera. I know these questions are a little judgy, guys. Yeah. I like a little guy with a big nose. Aw, that’s sweet. Yeah. Also uncut. Uncut. Mmm! Napoleon. Yeah. Napoleon! And dead. Ooo! He’s a ghost. I was just gonna say the ghost thing earlier. Here it is. That’s the one. Are we all just answering all of them now? Everybody answer. Unusual turn ons. It sounds really stupid, but if somebody is purposefully performing and they’re really funny, that’s hot to me. Yeah. That’s so weird, Leonard. Thanks for being so vulnerable. Hey, man, there’s some people where I’m like, nah, I don’t know and then I see them be and I’m like, “Oh, okay. Hold on.” Sure. That’s true. That’s true. What about you, Jordan? It’s so hard ’cause I’m trying to do things without revealing too much about my partner as well ’cause she’s doesn’t get paid for these episodes. You guys get paid for these? Oh my God. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Stevie. I know we weren’t supposed to tell him. I’m getting college credit for this. We weren’t supposed to tell him. I’m trying to get my degree. I would say when- I’m handcuffed to this chair. Yeah, and that’s one of her turn ons. I would say that when someone carries a lot of stuff that’s heavy. That’s specific. Oh! When somebody carries a lot of stuff that’s heavy. Do you hire movers? Are you like, “Ooo, way to move.” I guess if they were all lady movers, probably I would be, yeah. Mmm. Tell me more about these lady movers. Yeah, wait a second. Yeah, when my partner’s like carrying all the groceries or whatever and I’m, like, locking up the car, I’m like, “God, look how many groceries she’s carrying.” That’s cute. Yeah. If a dude helps me like do something in my apartment, like, fix something or something. Oh, boy. Yeah. Jordan hit us with a weird one. These have all been pretty normal. Gosh. I mean, I love a lizard lady in a big neckerchief. Yeah. I know. I’m trying to think of one that is like legitimately weird. Or just unusual is the question. Yeah. So, like, something that you don’t think other people would either think that you’re into or other people aren’t into. Well, do you guys know, like, on women there’s these jugs? Do you guys know about? It’s a little weird. Describe them more. Oh, I don’t know. I mean, they’re gonna jug-like. You know, I like it when someone makes a dinner reservation. Ooo! I like it when someone’s like, “I’ve made a reservation, here’s where we’re going.” That’s fun. So I do feel like I do a lot of, like, the planning. Yeah. And I always feel, like, if someone’s like, “I’ve planned a thing.” I’m like, “Great.” It’s awesome. Yeah, if someone approaches me. Yeah, that’s a turn on. That’s nice. Yeah, yeah. I like to order. I like it when someone orders for me. Oh, that is nice. What? I like to order for my partner. Yeah. I love it. I wanna be bossed around. I feel like you either love that or you hate that. I feel like the dynamics are a little bit different with me and Kendall. You know? I feel like I’m a little, I don’t know, assertive in my everyday life and then I wanna just not make decisions later. I bet that’s it. I feel like I’ve opened the most and I’ve only found one. Yeah. I’m sorry, Emily. That’s okay. Just don’t kick me in the stomach later. Guys, I got a good one. Okay. Maybe we’ll wrap it up after this. Yeah. Okay. Okay. How many times do you Google yourself per month? Ooo. So I think I’m at a pretty good place with not Googling myself a lot and not looking in the comments. I’ve gotten myself in, like, a bad headspace by looking at too many comments. I’ve been there. If you’ve ever written a book, don’t look at your Goodreads. Do not look at your Goodreads. That’s where the psychos are. You know, are there psychos in YouTube comments? Absolutely. But the unhinged people are in Goodreads saying stuff about a book you wrote. So, yeah, that’s where I have had to, like, total blackout. Don’t look at it. But I will say, I’ll include drifting into the comments in this ’cause I try not to, but it happens. You know, you wanna know. you wanna feel good. So I will say I- You wanna feel good, but then you don’t. Yeah, exactly. And you never do. You’re hoping you open the comments and they all say, “Whoa, Jordan is so hot and cool.” Yeah. I wanna make a dinner reservation for him. “I wanna go on an OpenTable “and pick a place I think he’d like.” I probably do that twice a month and always regret it. I don’t ever really Google myself, but I do check the comments and I do be checking like little threads probably about six, seven times a week. Okay. Six, seven times a week. Six, seven times a week. Yeah. Yeah. I be checking. You wanna go next or do you want me to go? I don’t ever Google myself. Yeah. Okay. Because I have a Google alert set up for my name. Oh, okay. So I don’t read the comments because they’re too vile. That way if an article comes out about me or something, I see it. Okay. And occasionally it’ll send me a Reddit thread and I’ll go, “I don’t need to look at that.” But it’s nice, you know, it gives you a little digest. Yeah. Once a week. It says here’s the times your names were mentioned on websites. It’s not bad. That’s a handy tip. It’s not bad. I don’t Google myself because nothing really comes up. I mean, there’s things on there that- Police reports. Yeah. They also are incorrect about a lot of things. Sure. And stuff like that. Oh, yeah. If you Google my net worth, it’s way low. Like, it is way off. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t think there’s anything there. It’s just like, “She has three action figures worth $30 or more.” Rich in friends. Rich in friends. But I do look at Reddit because we have a podcast that I’m always like, I hope people are watching and I hope that people like it ’cause we’re kind of new. So I look at that, but then I do look at ours sometimes and a lot of times it’s nice, but then today I got a little bummed out. I looked today. I hadn’t looked in a while and then I looked today and I was like, “I don’t think we should do this anymore.” Yeah. You mean the internet in general? No. Somebody should turn it off. I gotta do the internet, but it’s, like, I don’t really look in the YouTube comments anymore. But sometimes I’ll be on Reddit and I’ll wanna just torture myself. Yeah. Or something. So I’d say I do it about, like, the same amount of time you do. Sometimes I won’t see any bad comments or threads about myself, but then I’ll see a thread that’s like, “Why does everyone hate Jordan Myrick?” That’s exactly. I’m like, “Why didn’t I see any of those comments?” That is exactly what I say today, was someone going, “I hate her and a lot of people do too.” And I’m like, “Who? Wait, what?” So someone can just say that and then people go, “Yes, exactly.” I can pile on. Like, I can pile on. So it was one of those pile on things. I was getting a lot of hate comments at one point and then I realized they were all just from one person. Oh, did they have dummy accounts? No, it was all from the same account. I would just, like, occasionally see things and I’d be like, “God, what a mean comment.” And then I realized that all of those very targeted specific comments were all from one specific person. I noticed that too. On the same account. I was once called fat in the ska Subreddit. Aw! One of the fatter Subreddits. I mean! I didn’t mean. Jordan. Yeah. Rough. Wow. Thank you. Really rough. I know. I was like, “Okay, this is-” I’m getting a few of those lately. I felt so betrayed. I get ’em all the time. People being nice or people being rude. People will be like, “Either I hate Jordan, she’s fat.” Or, “I love my plus sized queen.” And I’m always like, I hate to break it to you, I am not plus size. I am just what an adult large looks like. Yeah. Yeah, there is a lot of the, oh, she fell off kind of stuff for me. I ain’t been here long enough yet. Don’t worry. Hey, buddy. Don’t feel left out. You’re young still. All I’ve got is people calling me Ron Funches or David Lucas. I always look like some other Black guy. Yeah. And that’s really about it. You know, a couple racial things. Really? But not really. No. Nothing too crazy. All right. I feel like that is- Sometimes I’d be like, “Damn, y’all could talk about me in some type of way.” Come at your boy. They’re like, “What’s up with that Leonard guy?” He’s something. When did they get John David Washington on the show? He’s so funny. John David Washington is so funny in this. I didn’t realize. Where he’s eating the spicy cake. Wow. Well, we gotta wrap up this episode. Looks just like his dad. Yeah, ’cause they’re gonna make us all have sex with each other on top of this. So thank you everyone for sharing and thank you to all the crawfish- Can we bring lights up? For being delicious. Can we bring the lights up? Let’s get the lights up so everyone can have sex with each other. Somebody Google “boat”. Thank you so much for tuning in. Google “boat”. And we’ll see you next weekend. Google “boat”. For another Good Mythical Weekend. Check out a sneak peek of the Mythical Society exclusives on Good Mythical More now. But he gathers himself enough to take Rhett’s hand. Link bites back a gasp as Rhett slides the other hand along his waist. He is surprised how well they fit together. And how at ease he feels in Rhett’s arms.