Good Mythical Weekend. Can we pull off a food heist? This is Dinin’ and Dashin’. Eatin’ and Sneakin’. Snackin’ and Hijackin’. Okay, crew, Gwynedd’s favorite Slurpee is about to be slurped by a thief, but who could it be? Two of you have envelopes containing an alibi, one of you has an envelope revealing that you are the thief. The thief will have 60 seconds to drink Gwynedd’s Slurpee, and return to the starting line with as little evidence on them as possible. Gwynedd, go ahead and put on your blindfold please. And the rest of you, open those envelopes. Okay, criminal. Ready, set, steal. Hello, welcome to the convenience store. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. No Burgling. No burgling. No. Stop. Stop. Nope. Thief. Thief. Don’t do that, thief. Put it back. Stop it. It’s not supposed to be that convenient. You gotta pay. Stop. Please. Ah, stay in the range when I can hit you too. Ah. Stop. I work here. I’m allowed to do this. This is in my JD. Hey. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, time. Yeah. Okay, Gwynedd, you may remove your blindfold as you can see. I’m gonna go tell my manager. Your Slurpee has been slurped. Go ahead and investigate. Well, it looks like we all have stuff on us. Yeah. Some, some crotch spots. Nothing that looks like that Slurpee necessarily, that I’m aware of. Think it’s ranch, maybe. Oh, okay. Smells kind of pickley. Smells ranchy. Also, I noticed, there’s just like a hole here. Yeah. Yeah. I got ranched right in the hole, unfortunately. Pretty cute panties though, but like I think, what is this for? Ranch in the hole story of my life. Ranched in the hole. What is this hole for? They’re coveralls. It’s for ranch. Usually, usually mechanics wear pants underneath. Nobody told us to keep our pants on. Well. And I classically don’t like that. They’re called coveralls, but it’s more like cover-most. Yeah. Cover much. My penis is rubbing against a zipper. How does it feel? Not, you know, I’m, it’s alright, you know. I’m open minded. Did you take your pants and underwear off? Yeah. So how did it taste? The Slurpee. Pretty good, right? Yeah, well, I, I can’t say. Okay. I was nowhere near your Slurpee. Okay. While all that was happening, I was at the toilet museum. Oh. Playing, playing craps. Airtight alibi, solid pun. Yeah. And I, yeah, I wasn’t doing the Slurpee thing, I mean, props to whoever it was, but I was, um, catching up with old coworkers ’cause we all hate the same people that we used to work with. Yeah. So we were kind of talking and a lot of them died actually, which is pretty cool, so. Yay. Yeah, pretty good news. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How about you? It couldn’t have been me. I was in line for tickets to Gloria Estefan. Oh, oh my God. Miami Sound Machine. I know. She’s back. She’s back. Not the Miami Sound Machine, just Gloria. She, Gloria. She does not speak with the Miami Sound Machine. It’s one of these situations. Yeah. Okay. I heard a lot of fancy footwork. It sounded like a lot of tipping and tapping. Mm. Um. How long have you been investigating? Is this many-? This is, these are usually my methods. Okay, cool, cool. I’m always looking. Are you a private investigator. Are you public? No, I’m public. You’re public, public investigator. I take the whole operation public. Cool. Yeah, feel free to invest. Your taxpayer dollars. Um, I’m gonna guess, um, based on almost nothing since there’s splatters and splotches everywhere. I don’t know who has the fanciest footwork of all of you, but I’m gonna guess Andrew. Wow. Because he’s got the long legs. Okay. Will the real criminal please step forward? Wow. All right. It was me. You little sneak. I just wanna applaud, uh, everybody, first of all. Yes, yes. But Chase’s performance as the 7/11 guy. Him yelling, I work here. Whenever I go into a 7/11, the guy lets me know I work here. It was hard to hear anything besides the desperation in Chase’s voice, honestly. Can you see her blue teeth from there or not. My teeth are blue? From here, they look quite blue. Oh, that would’ve been a. Blue. Good detective. They definitely looked blue from where I was standing. Yeah. What’d you put in there? Hey Emily, I’m, I’m linking up my wireless speaker to your teeth. ‘Cause they’re blue teeth. They’re blue teeth. Well, there you have it. Yeah, you could ask us to take out our tongues. Take out our tongues. Take out your tongues. Take out your tongues and put them in the ranch bowl. Good Mythical Weekend Extreme, will they cut out their tongues? Yeah. But my teeth are really blue. You look good. Okay. Oh no. Somebody’s about to steal Andrew’s cupcake from his surprise birthday party. Andrew, if you could please put your blindfold on, and the rest of ya’s, open those envelopes. Okay, criminal. Ready, set, steal. That’s my friend’s cupcake. Oh, that’s, thank you. Stop. Stop. I party here. Stop. Thief. Oh. Please, for the sake of my friend’s surprise. Stop, thief. Stop. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Done. Andrew, you can take off your blindfold and ask some investigative questions. Hmm. Sounded like a hissing snake or something. Oh, okay, cool. Well, first of all, the fact that Chase called us friends, I feel like I already won. Okay, you’re all quite, you’re all quite covered here. First of all, um. Thanks for coming to my birthday party. Yeah, no problem. But I did hear that my cupcake was stolen, which is a terrible way to start a party. Where were you when that was going down? I was nowhere near the scene of the crime. Okay, where were you? I was petting an elephant in an ethical way. Oh. Which means I went nowhere near the penis. Okay, interesting. Sounds quite ethical. All right. You seem trustworthy. Gwynedd, where were you? Petting an elephant’s penis. Really? Oh. So you were doing the non-ethical way of elephant? We have some fundamental disagreements in the world of elephant petting. Yeah. But we can still remain friends. We’re friends. I guess they always say there’s two ways to pet an elephant. Ethically and unethically. Penis or not. Yeah. Okay. Those are the two ways. Okay, Emily, where were you? I was filming them, um, petting the elephant. Oh. Um, just for memories. Oh wow. We all just got here. Yeah. It seems like it. We’ve never seen an elephant before, we had to do the full. Okay. Inspection. Huh? Yeah. Full, full deal. Undercarriage. I mean, it honestly seems like all of you are guilty, but. Yeah. I guess if I had to guess, it would be based on a few things. I would think it was Gwynedd. Will the real criminal, please step forward. Wow. I got it, I got it. Okay. Um. Well, the, it looked like she was maybe finishing chewing at the end. That was part of it. And then also based on the way the voices, I kind of, I’m like a bat, I can do echolocation. Wow. Wow. And using my bat senses, I could maybe tell that your voices were coming from over there at the beginning, and maybe she was over there. That isn’t fair. We got a bat guy. I don’t have bat senses, I don’t. I’m kidding. Also, you have echolocation and you chose to do this with your life. I know, I should be doing something else. Fighting crime. I know I should be petting elephants. Has anyone mentioned how spicy? Yes. Spicy cupcake? Feeling like I’m dying this entire time and no one cares. Oh, you had some of it too. Gwynedd, I was only watching your closeup the whole time, and you did seem like you were dying. You, you went into a seizure at one point and I just wanted to make sure everything was okay, but. We each had a sympathy lick. Oh wow. And, that was really bad. Yeah. It’s bad. It’s bad. Brutal. Um, well I have more bad news for you, Gwynedd. Uh, because you got caught. Sorry. Your mugshot will be posted to our Instagram along with your crime. Wow. Boo. Emily, I am so sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your favorite movie theater snacks are about to be stolen and not by just one thief. They will have an accomplice. So go ahead and put on your blindfold and y’all can open those envelopes. Okay, criminals. Ready, set, steal. Yes. Okay. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Okay, Emily? Go ahead and remove your blindfold. Ask your questions. I’ve never heard people chew with a voice behind, like, somehow it’s like usually chewing is just this, but y’all, y’all had voices to it. Um, so we’re gonna play along for a minute. Okay. You know, we know the answer, um. Do we, I don’t, I don’t know that we do. I don’t think we do. I dunno that we do. So, uh. Jordan, where were you during this? Well, funny story. I’ve been dead this whole time. Oh my God. Yeah. Interesting. I died five years ago tonight. Wow. Here. Wow. What? Oh, I want to haunt Mythical, wouldn’t that be. I’m sorry, I’m already doing it. All right, go ahead. Andrew, what’d you do? Oh, I was busy. I was at, I was, um, judging a chili cookoff in an elaborate ploy to get even with an ex. I don’t need to get into it, but that was what I was doing. Yeah. Oh, yes. Okay. That sounds like. Yeah. Something you do. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. How about you, Gwynedd? I was live tweeting the season finale of the Vampire Diaries. That’s exciting. That, I feel like that ended many years ago. No. This is an airtight alibi and also people are on Twitter all the time. Live tweeting is a huge thing. People still live tweet the vampire diaries. Twitter is a huge. Yeah. Called that. How’s Riverdale gonna end? Stay tuned. Alright, um, so it was Andrew and Jordan, um, and yes, it was because your voices were crazy. I need. Right next to me. I need you to pick the eater criminal, not the accomplice, to be specific. Oh, okay. Um, I think that the eater was Andrew. I, I know that sounds crazy, but I heard a voice right next to me too. Just go. Oh, like that. Like right next to me. So I know it was the two of you, but I know there’s stuff on your face, Jordan, but I feel like that might be a misdirect. Mm-hmm. Was it like this was like. Yeah. Yeah. Those are more like. I could hear you giggle from over there. Okay. Okay. But the real eater, please step forward. Wow, he did it. He got away with it. You know, they called me the eater for a lot of reasons. It was so unbelievably hard to throw all of that. I have marinara sauce in my eye. I’m sorry, but to. At least it wasn’t spicy. To throw sauced up chip that’s the size, that’s like the shape of a Frisbee was so hard. I, I mean, I’m armchair quarterbacking you. You did great. I think those pretzels might have been easier because they’re round. No, there was even more sauce. You’ll see. Is that what’s in there is pretzels. It’s like so saucy. Everything is so sauced up. It was really hard to throw. Yeah. There was a moment of that where a meatball hit me in the face. I’m so happy and I’m just like, life is beautiful. It’s wonderful that we’re all here together. That’s true. It’s wonderful to be, to be alive. What a gift. It’s true. Wonderful. I gotta say, I’ve never, like, I was laughing my ass off ’cause I couldn’t see anything. Oh God, it was very funny. Was so funny. It was very funny. But, um, well done. Do you wanna hear about Vampire Diaries? Oh, I haven’t seen it. Jordan. I have some bad news. Someone is about to steal your favorite piece of candy, so please go ahead and put on your blindfold and open your envelopes. Okay, criminal. Ready, set, steal. Can we pause? I have to go to the bathroom. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Okay. What happened? What hap, okay. I can, I think my piece of candy’s gone and I’m so mad. Um, okay, so I think I have this figured out, but I wanna be thorough here. I want to hear where everyone was when my candy was stolen out of that graduated cylinder. Emily, where were you? I was, um, getting that Real ID. It’s important. Had a whole argument with my mom. I said, passport is a Real ID. She said, no, it’s not. And then I had to stand in line. It was a whole thing. It turns out it is a Real ID. Yeah. Uh, Gwynedd, where were you when this was taking place? I was hanging out down at the alibi factory. Whoa, cool, dude. I love alibis. Yeah. Uh, all right. That checks out, that checks out. Uh, Andrew, where were you? I was actually doing something similar to Emily, but I was actually getting a Fake ID. Oh. Because, yeah, I’m trying to try alcohol. That’s right. Yeah. I’m interested in trying. And you’re 17, right? Yeah, yeah, 17. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. I hope you get into San Diego State. Thank you. I’ll write you a letter of recommendation. Jesus. Uh, okay. So I’m 99% positive it was Emily because she’s the dampest. Uh, I did hear Gwynedd’s very distinctive laugh early on from that area, and Andrew just looks like he hasn’t moved one centimeter since we started this. That’s not true. So I’m gonna, I’m gonna say it was Emily, will the real criminal, please step forward. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Am I good or am I good? Well, you know, good news for Gwynedd because now she doesn’t have the only mugshot that’s gonna be posted to our Instagram. All right. So you guys can do like a slide situation. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah. It’s the table’s still pissing. It’s like it’s been pissing this whole time. If the table’s a pissing, don’t come a knocking. That’s what they said. I’ve seen that bumper sticker before. That is piss, right? I mean, it’s happened. Also that candy was. It has holes in it. So sour. It was the craziest like sour candy. I knew it. Oh, you had to get the candy to the top. The problem is thing had. And I put it in my mouth and then I spit it out ’cause it was crazy. And I found out I have a little cut in my nail and that sour candy. Ooh. Burning your nail. It hurts, it hurts. I didn’t know I had a cut in there. Thank you for enduring the pain, uh, today. 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