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Channel: Mythical Kitchen

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Today we dive into the shocking world of
my DMs. It is a nightmare in there.
Welcome to Mythical Kitchen where we all
got to eat and we all got to try new
things sometimes. And sometimes the the
best way to have a brand new unexpected
experience is to dive deep into those
DMs, real deep into the weird folders in
there. And that is what we're doing
today. A lot of my favorite DMs that
I've ever gotten have said, "Josh, show
more feet." And then immediately they
go, "Never mind. You're barefoot in
almost all of your photos. Thank you."
And I go, "You're very welcome." And
then the other favorite DMs that I get
are people just saying, "Have you ever
tried this? You should make that." And a
lot of them are dishes that might be
from their home country, from their
hometown, from their families that I
have never heard of, which is kind of a
rare thing for me cuz I all I do is read
about food all the time. So today, we
are taking six of my DMs of dishes that
I have literally never heard of in my
entire life, and we are going to make
them today, and we're going to have a
brand new experience together. And then
afterwards,
let's feet shots. And then since new
experiences are always best had with
friends, we're gonna have Trevor come
in. He's gonna taste test the food with
me. Okay, the first DM that I got that
really caught my eye and had nothing to
do with feet. This is from RSRs RNY.
You'll you'll see why it caught my eye.
They said Zuza. I hope I'm pronouncing
that anywhere close to right. But the
more diet critical marks, um accents and
the like I see in a word, the more
excited I get. Um [clears throat] this
is in their words. I grew up eating a
lot of Hungarian poverty slop. One sold
uh cuz my mom's family was born in
Yugoslavia. Give Zuza porcult and try
your luck with the auto translate.
Spoiler alert, not a single English
article about Zuza porcult one you out
there can change it. It's moderately
weird but totally delicious. Hopefully
right up your alley. And I did Google it
and I did autorate it and it is right up
my alley. It is a chicken gizzard stew.
And uh again, anything I know about this
now, cuz I literally never heard of it,
is just from me googling, which you also
have the power to do. Uh uh so take this
all with a grain of salt. And I can't
stress enough. This is all any chef or
YouTube chef is doing. If somebody says,
"This is the best f you'll ever make."
They probably googled it like the day
before.
Anyways, uh we're going to make this. So
we have uh zuza means gizzard. Chicken
gizzards are really great. I've mostly
had them in Korean restaurants, which
are really fun. But we've trimmed these
up a little bit. And we're just going to
sort of like cut them in half just to
get them a little bit more more
palatable. Gizzards are You guys know
what gizzards are? Gizzards I I believe
I don't know if all someone can fact
check me on this. Are all do all
gizzards come from gastroliths?
So, a gastrolith is is an animal that
eats rocks
and the rocks live in the gizzard
and then the rocks grind up food in the
gizzard like grains like so the rocks
will literally like grind up the the
corn [music] grains that like a chicken
will eat. Um, and uh this is like a a
digestive organ that that a lot of birds
have. So, we got our gizzards nice and
trimmed up. I'm just going to season
them up with salt. Um, pork cults.
Apparently, what we think of as goulash,
this like rich Hungarian stew, is is
actually more similar to pork, which is
the term for just like a thick stew
that's flavored a lot with paprika. Um,
I'm going to get lard cubes.
Oh man, anytime you're working with
something that's like a very lean meat
like that, uh, you get some lard in
there and that's just going to help it
out a ton. We're going to get some
garlic in there. We're going to get some
onions. So, we're going to start
sweating that down along with some
bacon. So many of these like Eastern
European stews, [music] they start with
lard and cured pork and then these
aromatics and you're just building
layers of flavor. I touched a bunch of
raw meat, so I'm going to go wash
myself.
Oh, so a gastro a gastrolith is the rock
that's inside of stomach or do they call
them lithophages?
>> What's the term for something that eats
a rock? Be a lithophage. Right.
Right, Winnie. Right. Peppers.
Is it called a Hungarian wax pepper as
one of the ingredients in the stew?
Hungary paprika.
I said before the most I've ever poed
the Hungarians is when I said that
Bellarusian and hammer throwing
technique was better. I think
Hungarians, you watch Ivan Seikon, he's
turning that right shoulder and Ben
Halas does the same thing. He kind of
overturns that right shoulder and I
don't like that. I think it doesn't
conserve angular momentum. I think like
the Bellarusians, you got to keep that
upright. Bellarusians, they bounce too
much though. But anyways, second time I
pee the Hungarians when I said that
paprika is just dried bell pepper,
people rightfully corrected me. Hungary,
they have so many different varieties of
pepper that they make paprika from. In
the same way that in Mexico they have
all these different varieties of pepper
that they use for different salsas,
different, you know, dried chilies,
moles, whatever. Uh, I'm just not very
familiar with all the different
Hungarian varieties of pepper because
the the Ottoman Turks basically brought
peppers to Hungary and started
cultivating their them there like about
500 years ago. Like really, they were
there for so long. So like a ton of rich
wonderful pepper history in Hungary,
which is why they have so many dishes
that use peppers so so well. I make a
lot of chicken paprikash at home. Going
to add those wax peppers along with all
of my gizzards. We're going to get some
nice browning on these gizzards. And
we're going to come back and we're going
to add our tomatoes and our paprika. All
right, we're getting pretty dang close
to these being browned. Really like all
those aromatics. It smells so dang good
in there.
I call that a Hungarian facial. Don't
Google it. I want to taste some of this
paprika. Do you guys know the way that I
I like to taste spices? This is a thing
that I believe very strongly in. Cuz if
you just taste the spice out of your
hand like that, it just kind of tastes a
little like dust and you smell it. But
if you add some salt into it, cuz salt
is the baseline from which all flavor
harmonies are written.
You guys like that one? And then
[music]
Oh, yum. I mean, it really it's it's
it's chili powder is what it is. It's
just literally powdered capsicum. It's
really good. A little bit of hot. Super
earthy, not very sweet, which I think
you want. I think you want something
savory. I want to get a little bit of
toast on that. The the quantities in
which we use paprika in America, like a
little sprinkle as a garnish on deileled
eggs that don't cut it with Hungarian
food. That is the little that I know
about Hungarian food. I make enough
paprikos because it's just a great like
weekn night meal. Um that you really
like it'll be like measured in cups as
opposed to tablespoons. And add the
tomato in there as well. Delaze it with
a little bit of water. should see like a
beautiful rich red color. Yeah, bud.
Also, um when the person that DM'd me
that this is a quoteunquote poverty
slop, so many of the best foods are
we're talking like casualt, we're
talking chili, we're talking all the
best foods. Uh I'm put a little sink
water in this just cuz I don't want it
to dehydrate in the oven.
All the water just ricocheted right off
of a gizzard right onto me. Uh, we're
going to put [laughter] I'm going to put
a lid on this. O, pop it in the oven.
Let that go for a little bit. We're
going to move on to our next dish.
Alim,
there's a reference to uh, Ah, you guys
got it. [laughter]
Spooky Margaret
simply said Coca-Cola salad. Then in
parenthesis, if there is any confusion,
Mississippi delicacy. And so that's what
we were making. I I love this because
we've made a lot of what I can only call
salads.
I think that's the new term. We're
talking like like the Midwest church
cookbook salads. Uh we've made Snickers
salad on the show. We confused a very
earnest British man with that one. Um I
think we tried to convince them there's
something called Pop-Tart salad. Uh
we're like frog's eye salad, Watergate
salad, all of these things. Ambrosia. I
I love a mixture of Jell-O and
[laughter]
I'm so sorry. And uh this is one that
I've never heard of, but it makes sense.
Coca-Cola invented in Atlanta, really
big in the south. You guys ever see that
map of who says pop, who says soda, and
who says Coke? [music] So you go in the
south and you'll say like, "Give me a
large Coke." And they'll say, "What kind
of Coke do you want?" You'll say, "I
want a root beer coke." Like they they
use Coke as a general term for soda in
certain regions. I think it's kind of
dying a little bit, but we're just going
to like add some water to a pot. This is
a whole can of crushed pineapple, which
this my I remember like my dad would put
crushed. We would make a a big ass ham
for Easter or what we would do is we'd
call um we'd make offseason ham because
it's cheaper cuz if you're making ham
during ham season, what you got to do is
you got to wait till no one's buying the
hams no more and the grocery store
trying to get rid of them. So we had a
lot of offseason ham and uh we just put
like a whole can of crushed pineapple
just wherever on it. We're going to add
just a whole pack of cherry Jell-O. God,
that's so
much powder. They loved They loved
gelatin back then. I Good for the Jell-O
Corporation, man. Um, this was like
really popular actually a little a
little bit after like the 1950s, like
more in the '60s and '7s. Uh, which I
think is fun. Golly, that is a hell of a
color, man. This is a really fun like
southern play on what I would consider
like a Midwest salad. Boy, you got to
let that you got to let that come to a
boils out. Jello Works. Um, Cool Whip
is, if you've ever looked at shaving
cream and said, "Boy, I wish they made
an edible version." That's what we got
in here. Cool whip. Jesus Christ. The
ingredients list on Cool Whip is crazy.
The ingredients say whipped cream. It's
really one. It's cream. You whip [music]
it. Uh, you can add sugar and a little
bit of vanilla if you'd like. This is
skim milk, hydrogenated vegetable oil,
high fructose, corn syrup, water, corn
syrup, light. There's light cream then,
and then a bunch of uh of chemicals in
it.
It's wild. It um
it does not taste modern. You know what
I mean? It tastes like um science caught
up to to what we were able to achieve
with it. Uh I'm going to whip some of
this and cream cheese together as a nice
[music] topping. Guys, that might be too
frozen to whip. We'll see. I used to eat
just full tubs of frozen cool whip,
though, when I was a kid. Yeah, there's
only 30 calories per 2 tsp. It's mostly
air and sadness. and drop our softened
cream cheese into our hardened cool whip
and just go to town.
How do I [music] do this?
[laughter]
That explains so much.
>> Yep. Yep. Yep.
I'm trying to There's a lot There's a
lot of plugs down here.
A lot of little things.
How much do I force it?
>> I got it.
Don't you worry. Got to bore a hole in
it like Ben Affleck in Armageddon. So,
somehow by whipping the cream cheese
with the Cool Whip, it's just become
flatter and more liquidy. That's going
on top.
Now, it just tastes like shaving cream
and bagel. There. You might be asking,
gosh, why did you not boil the Coca-Cola
uh uh uh with the Jell-O? That's because
we lose all the fizz. And when you're
eating a Coca-Cola salad, [laughter] do
you want to taste the fizz? Uh like most
salads, you get a Caesar salad, you want
to taste the fizz. Actually, I remember
eating a fizzy salad at Sizzler. And
that's when I learned about lacto
fermentation. I'm dead serious. Sizzler
at the buffet, they had like a colelaw.
It was fizzy and I was like, "This is
strange." Um hadn't changed out that
coleslaw in a while.
I don't know. There's no there's no
wrong or right way to do it. Should I
put in all these nuts? I mean, I'm down,
dude. I want like I want a hefty chunky
guy. And I think this is this is one of
those This isn't going to be the last
time we're making this dish either. You
know what I mean? We're going to be
making this for our kids and our kids
kids, you know? So, we got to really
develop our own style of Coca-Cola
salad.
Jiminy Christmas. We haven't even gotten
to the Coca-Cola yet, fellas. I what's
upsetting is I know I'm like going to
love this. I hate how few marshmallows
are in it. Um but I I I know I'm going
to love this. I really love Jell-O. Uh
and I love mixing fruit in with Jell-O.
Now the cola goes in. Now the I have
guys I just like I just like uh uh cut
in half just the internal organs of a
chicken that are filled with rocks. And
this is what is getting the emotional
reaction from the crowd. Ah, [sighs] I
don't want to mix it too much cuz I want
to again
leave that foam there.
That's the good stuff. Um, that's about
as good as it's going to get, friends.
We're going to pop this in the Let's
just bake this off for about 3 hours.
See what happens. We're going to pop
this in the fridge. Seize up. Going to
make our next dish. We're going to shift
away from my DMs for a sec to talk about
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we're eating like a weird pot luck today
and I'm pretty excited about it. Uh
because next up, we got from Burnville
from Ecuador and then a colon and then I
need to read you the list. Bless you. of
of dishes that they sent from Ecuador.
[clears throat] And Sabo, Tigrio,
Bologn, Seco de Chivo, or Seco Poo,
Watita, Boy Pasca, Caldo de Salicha,
Morcia, not sausage, loco de papa,
conquer meo de galdo deba, yapichango,
casuela,
and cocado. Um, we're not cooking all
that. What we are cooking cuz this this
caught my eye. Fish and shrimp ceviche
from Hippapa. This dish comes from the
Manabi province in Ecuador. I don't know
that much about Ecuadorian food. I had
Ecuadorian style ceviche in Barcelona
once and the only thing I could have
told you about it is allegedly in
Ecuador they tend to cook their ceviche.
They'll like poach the fish and I've
heard that's because a lot of times they
use a freshwater fish that can have like
freshwater fish tend to have more
parasites and stuff than than um than
coastal fish. Uh but Manabi, Ecuador has
a huge coastline. It's just north of
Peru. So it goes like Colombia, Ecuador,
Peru. And so a lot of people think that
ceviche actually has its origins in
Ecuador as well as Peru. It's the land
of the Incas and of course like Spanish
and sailors and everything mixed down
there. And we've already talked about
the Baghdaddy royal court history of
ceviche via a vinegared lamb dish called
sikbage. You guys know the deal. But
anyways, the thing that makes this
really cool is peanuts. It has something
called salsa demani that is either like
mixed into the leche dik or served on
the side. I thought I had eaten all the
world's great savory peanut dishes and
then I found out that boy is there one
more incuador that I need to try. This
is angry at me. So I'm going to get the
shrimp poaching real quick. We're going
to cook some shrimp and then we got some
mahi mahi right here. Typically they
would use a fish called a picudo. There
especially on the coast. It's a large
billfish like a marlin big old predator
fish. We're going to get those shrimp
poaching real quick. We're going to
shock them. I ain't a food safety
expert, but a lot of people uh uh they
talk about how like the lime cooks the
fish and like acid certainly tightens
proteins. I don't know how that actually
affects food safety in a way of like is
it safer to eat than than raw, you know?
I don't really know. Um I just like it
as all and I've eaten a lot of raw fish.
I'm going to add we've boiled peanuts.
You can a lot of people just use like
prefab peanut butter. Uh but we're going
to try this with some boiled peanuts.
Save some just to kind of like read the
thickness on this. So, we're going to
drop in some garlic, a little bit of
cumin, a very traditional ingredient.
Uh, so I've again I just I just Googled
this. I literally just Googled this. I
hadn't heard of these dishes. That's the
point of this. I'm not an expert. Uh,
apparently though, achote oil coming
from the anado seed, which is really
cool. Like even um like cheddar cheese
tends to be uh dyed using anado oil like
to this day. Um so that's like going to
give it a beautiful orange color
hopefully. Shrimp poach. If you want to
pull them when they start the sea isn't
fully closed. You want to like leave it
a little bit open. We're going to drop a
little bit of key lime juice. Key limes
are these tiny little guys. You got to
you got to you got to throw me a a shell
of a of a lime.
Thanks, coach. If you
This one
like look how much smaller I didn't mean
to just finger that lime. I'm so sorry.
Key limes are so much smaller and
they're like so much more tart uh than a
lime. They're so much like sharper. This
is where key lime pie comes from
obviously. Uh but that's what what this
is here. Take it. I threw it lefty.
>> Wow. [laughter]
>> It did not I did not hit her. I did not
drop a piece of fish in the blender.
That's for good luck. Traditionally, you
would take um some of the the leche de
or like the runoff of the ceviche and
throw it in there. So, we're we're
adding a little bit of fish. Add the
lime. Drop some salt in there.
Start with some water. See what happens.
Man,
>> it feels like a lot of water.
>> What?
>> You wanted it like a loose peanut
butter.
>> Are you blending the peanuts or am I
blending the peanuts?
>> Oh, you were what? Oh, you were.
>> What kind of hot peppers we got going on
in here?
That's crazy. Especially the blended
fish in there. Holy smokes. What the
hell? I've never tasted anything quite
like that. That is nuts. You guys want
to try this?
>> Is it?
>> No.
It's actually throwing me out a little
bit.
It's going to be really good. It's going
to be really good in the whole process
of the ceviche. It's going to be really
good. I feel joy. Okay. So, I've seen
I've seen a couple I've seen a couple
different styles of this dish where you
will either serve the salsa kind of like
on the side um or you'll like fully mix
it in. I think we should fully mix this
in. I want like the creamy ceviche in
there. I think it's going to be really
good. Okay, we're dicing up some shrimp.
We've poached the shrimp. Perfectly
cooked. I went I went fishing. I didn't
catch anything and the people on the
boat were making fun of me because
apparently I didn't even have like bait
on my hook most of the time. I was more
there to drink beer on a boat with my
friends. Um and I did that really well.
But anyways, all my friends caught like
12 lbs of fish and we like uh filleted
them and then we turned them all into
ceviche. [music] And then Julia was
like, "You you guys just took like
random fish from like right off the
shore that you caught and they just you
just put them in your trunk and then
drove around for a couple hours and then
just ate it raw." And I said, "Yes." And
look at us. We're all kickass. But that
was one of that was one of my favorite
days. Shout out to Miles and John, the
best two chefs out there. Going to go
ahead and we're going to add onion.
We're going to add some green bell
pepper.
Measure with your heart. We're going to
add a little bit of papino here. A
little bit of cucumber.
I'm going to keep it. Add some cilant
lime juice. Can I just use this? I don't
want to. I'm bored. [laughter]
Going to put a lot of lime juice in
there. Um, another thing I read cuz I'd
be out here reading is that uh a lot of
Ecuadorian ceviche tends to be brothier.
Um, I literally I've only had Ecuadorian
ceviche once and it again was in Spain
uh or in Catalonia. Um, and so that's
all I can I can speak to. I'm going to
save some of this for the side, but I do
want to mix some of that in there. Just
give this a stir. I'm hoping this
creates just like a nice Yeah, buds.
Just like a nice creaminess. Hell yes.
Oh, come on now. Hippie Hopper. Another
thing I Googled, there's something
called a hippie hopper hat.
I want one. If you guys are ever
wondering what to get me for my
birthday, it's a hippie hopa hat. Are
you saying Grace or am I saying Grace?
You. Okay. [clears throat] Grace.
Perfect. So, we're going to go ahead.
[laughter]
>> Amen. [snorts]
>> We nailed it. Um, okay. Where do I think
we should start with the appetizer. We
kind of have an appetizer, an entree,
and a dessert here.
>> Okay. I think we should start with this
is called ceviche hiphopa.
>> Nice.
>> Uh I think you should just dig in how
you want to. It's typically eaten with
plantain [music] chips and popcorn. But
the key ingredient here, the reason this
is so kind of creamy, uh is uh blended
roasted peanuts.
>> Oh, sauce to make something called salsa
demani. I've never heard of this before
and I've never seen that technique
before and it's cool as hell. And
typically it's not eaten with spice, but
I just um but I want to put this calypso
[music] sauce on it. It's really good.
Let me chip up here. Chip up cuz I'm
just going to get probably try and just
get a little bit of the stuff on there.
>> Cheers, man. Going fork.
>> I could eat the whole bowl right now. I
can eat the whole bowl. That's on it.
Yeah.
No. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a lot.
>> No, it's good. It's good.
>> Okay. I'm just going to eat it.
>> Dude, this is like I've never had that
combination.
>> I know. It's hot though. It's good.
>> It was a lot. Yeah. Good.
>> Ow. Okay.
>> This is really good, man. I love
ceviche. I'm a big ceviche guy. And this
is like probably one of the better
ceviches I've ever had in my life.
[laughter]
>> Traditional foods. Don't need us to rank
them, but I'm going to do it anyways.
I'll give it a 10.
>> Yeah. 10.
>> I give it a 10.
>> Yeah. 10. Would keep eating until the
bowl was gone.
>> Um, good. Ecuador is typically served
with ketchup and mustard. I just don't
know how.
>> Yeah. Okay.
Okay. [laughter]
>> This is called Zuza Porcott.
>> Okay.
>> And and the person who DM'd me this
started by saying, "Uh, I grew up on a
lot of like Hungarian poverty sllo."
>> Okay.
>> So, that's what they're calling this.
Their parents grew up in the former
Yugoslavia. This is no kedley with a
very paprika [music] rich stew. Okay.
>> And it's chicken gizzards.
>> Chicken gizzards. Okay. Awesome.
>> Have you eaten a lot of gizzard? I've
eaten some gizzard in my life. I
wouldn't say a lot, but I've eaten it.
That's what happens to gizzards when you
stew them.
>> It's so tender and delicious.
>> I was not expecting that at all. No,
>> that's a delicious gizzard. Grilled
gizzards are like super super crunchy. I
I really didn't think that this would
just get that tender.
>> Yeah. Wow. That's great,
>> man. This is like um much like heart.
Like if heart is cooked well, it just
it's just meat.
>> Mhm.
>> Um like I can eat antiques till the cows
come home. And I do.
>> Until the cows come home.
>> Till the cows come home.
>> Wow. They come home around 9:30. I tell
them, "Hey, when the street lights turn
off, that's when it's time to come home,
mister." But then they're always having
so much fun with their friends.
>> Do they drive or is it like a do
>> They're one of those They're one of
those ebike gangs.
>> Oh,
>> yeah. Have you been hearing about this?
>> Mhm.
>> A bunch of children on ebikes the other
day and I was just like wary of them.
>> It's like terrible.
>> I don't know. I don't know what they're
doing.
>> I It's scary. No, they pulled up. I was
playing basketball and I saw a group of
them pull up into the park. [laughter]
>> Yeah, it's crazy, man.
>> I give this a 10. I give this a 10. I
can't imagine anything better than that.
Um, I'm going to give it, for me
personally, I'm going to give it like a
7.5.
>> Where could it improve?
>> Um,
>> more gizzard. [laughter]
>> Would you like some king or some lizard
wizard?
>> Yeah. Honestly, if I had a beer,
>> then it' be a 10. If I had a beer, it'
be a 10.
>> Um, okay. This next one is going to be a
little bit more challenging.
>> Um, this is dessert.
>> Okay, dessert.
>> But I don't know if this is typically
eaten as a dessert cuz this is uh called
Coca-Cola. Sorry, one more bite just to
prepare myself.
>> Okay, hold on. Yeah,
>> you [music] said Coca-Cola.
>> Sorry. Coca-Cola salad. Coca-Cola salad,
of course, from
>> Mississippi.
>> Miss America. Yeah, this is ours.
>> Come on, Mississippi. This is us.
>> We're responsible for this.
>> Yeah. Yeah. These beautiful dishes over
here. People are hungry.
>> God.
>> Good old US of A. Um, but it's like a
Midwest church salad, except this is the
southern version. So, hopefully you can
still taste a little bit of the uh the
fizz of the the carbonation.
>> Wait. Yeah. Okay.
>> But it's it's cherries, cherry jell-o,
god waln or pecans, walnuts, one of
them. Uh uh coconut shreds and then a
whole can of Coke. Oh, crushed
pineapple.
>> Okay.
>> And then on top is cream cheese and cool
whip. And then a different cherry.
Different kind of cherry than is in
here. [music]
>> Um
I mean, okay.
Look, it's not bad.
>> It's not I can't tell what it is. It's
like goo that's sweet and tastes kind of
fruity,
>> which historically speaking,
fruity tasting sweet goo is something
that I enjoy.
>> I don't know if I've ever met a fruity
fruity sweet goo that I didn't enjoy.
>> Yeah,
>> that's fine.
>> This is crazy. I want more cream cheese.
>> No, I don't.
>> I kind of want to do a cream cheese like
Hold on. Can I do something real quick?
>> Yeah, go ahead.
>> Thanks. I just want to see what happens
if you sort of emulsify it.
>> Yeah. create a sort of like looks like a
Russian beet salad.
>> Yeah.
>> All right.
Nope. Not as good. But hey, that's fine.
Well, what do you give that?
>> Call me crazy, Trevor. [laughter]
>> I think that's a 10 out of 10. I mean, I
think that's really good.
>> All right. And I'll and I'll go back and
retroactively I'll give them all 310,
too. Why not?
>> I think I think we got three.
>> I'm in a giving mood. [laughter] These
are three tens.
>> Trevor, this is just the beginning.
>> Oh, boy.
>> I do have some more DMs to cook. N you
cool sitting here
>> like like on the bench or like
>> Yeah, you don't get any cushions.
>> Can I find a comfier chair to sit in?
>> If Elijah Wood didn't get a comfier
chair, you don't either.
>> All right, fair enough. Um,
pork be express. And I ain't never heard
of that. And I've eaten a lot of
Filipino food. After some Googling, I
surmised that it was indeed Filipino.
And I've eaten a lot of Filipino food,
but you sort of get locked into, you
know, your your adobos, your lubia
shanghai, even into like your your
manood, your aatas, your camote cues,
all that kind of stuff. Um, I've never
had Bee Cole Express. And after googling
it, uh, it was invented by a chef during
a cooking competition in 1970. And the
Belell Express was a a like large
high-powered commuter train. Uh, and her
brother heard the Belell Express in the
background and said, "What do we name
this?" Ah, Belel Express. But it's using
a lot of different ingredients that are
from the Belell region, which is in the
south part of Luzon Island, the biggest
island in the Philippines. If you look,
it's like snakes all the way down. And
so it's known for a lot of chilies and
aromatics. [music] Uh and then using,
you know, a bunch of pork belly in
there. It's just like creamy and spicy.
And this this looks just so up my alley.
And I'm really stoked. Um I'm going to
dice up some some some ginger right
here. We got some garlic there. Chilies,
shallots. We're going to get this all
sweating and aromatic. What are you guys
um favorite Phil who are your favorite
Filipino basketball players?
>> Tony.
>> Tony.
Tony, do you play basketball? Look at
that. Oh well. Can't fake Can't fake
that. Can't fake that. This also gets
spiked with a shrimp paste called baong.
Uh that is one of the I'd call it one of
the more potent ingredients. Anytime you
take a sea critter and sort of like salt
it and ferment it into a paste, I'm
pretty much down. Kind of just want to
sweat it and start working. There's kind
of like a an instinct that a lot of
people have to like really like brown
and get a sear on every piece of meat
because I think we're grow up watching
Food Network and they're like, "Oh, you
got to brown food or there's no flavor."
And I'm like, "I don't know, man." I go
to every time I go to Korean barbecue
and I try and turn up the grill, they
come and turn it down. I think they're
on to something, you know? Just going to
get all of our aromatics as I drop most
of them onto the table. Okay,
there we go. We're going to get that
sweating around. Get a little salt in
there just to get the juices working. I
might just throw the pork in there ASAP,
right? There's no reason this can sweat
with the pork. I'm going to do it.
Dumping my pork in there. We're just
going to kind of cook this until the
pork sweats out a little bit. Just cuz
if we like add water to it immediately,
it's uh it's going to get all kind of
like scummy. So, we want to like let
this kind of steam. Meanwhile,
silling hava. Silling hava.
Seling habasing habas. Never had this
pepper before. We got Tony. We don't We
don't have an Ecuadorian. So, we got I'm
gonna try this.
[music]
This is really mild. That was a little
bit of play acting right there. Uh uh.
I'm going to rip a ton of Thai chilis in
there. Guys, can we double the amount of
Thai chilis? Okay, I got like five more.
Trevor, you ready to sweat?
>> Trevor doesn't smell bad, though. He
sweats a lot, but he smells good. So,
apparently this dish is made with like
very like uh bicolano ingredients, uh
which are like chilies and coconut milk
and and aromatics and all that. So, this
is like like the fun the fun new spicy
dish. I feel like we're seeing worldwide
a bunch of fun new spicy dishes come out
in like the '7s, you know what I mean?
Um I don't know if this is the best way
to experience Bele Express, so I'm sorry
if I'm butchering it, but I I I just
really want some spicy food after adding
no spice to that ceviche. Cool. Perfect.
I'm happy with that that pork. It's nice
and sweated cuz you do want this dish to
like have a kind of nice white color
palette to it. Yeah. Yeah. Loaded up the
chilies. That's not a crazy amount of
chili though. A lot of people when I
would cook with fish sauce would would
sort of be concerned with their their
health in terms of what they're
breathing in. I think the baong is going
to be even heftier. Always taste your
baong before you add it to your dish.
Hell yeah. This is actually a lot milder
than some baong I've had. This is
spicier, too. So, we're going to add a
heck of a lot of that. Really, really
good. Super like deep, roasty, nutty
flavor in there. And then we're just
going to go into this coconut milk. Oh,
sugar. A little bit of sugar just to to
balance everything. Going to go into
that coconut milk. Add a little bit of
water. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, I didn't lift my leg to fart. I was
trying to crack my head, but I want I
want you all to know that. Oh, Uncle
Josh. Too old, man. I need There's water
there. There's water there.
idiot would just
[music]
every morning. Where's the toothpaste?
Where's the It's right where the
toothpaste is. [clears throat and cough]
So, we're going to go ahead and add a
little bit of water.
Let it sauté. We're going to top it with
some of these chilies. Let it kind of
sweat in there later. And then serve it
up with some rice. Trevor, we got we got
the most incredible potluck going on.
>> Yay. Can you do it like little little
John?
>> That was so good. Oh my god.
[laughter]
One more time. One more time.
That's my imitation of a Kevqua accent.
Um, I've been to Quebec once and I
successfully bought in French and that
was maybe my crowning achievement and
Madame Keith uh Merci for all the
knowledge. Um, anyways,
[laughter]
true story. This is a dish called Bing
Bing Booting Shamro.
Um, it it Sorry, I'm sorry. I really
have uh the Kebekqua dub of King of the
Hill stuck in my head of Kebabqua
Boomhower just sort of mumbling. Please
pause this video to go look up that
clip. Um, but uh this is a traditional
It's crazy, man. This is a traditional
cake that is made. I was invented during
the Great Depression in Quebec, which I
realize I had no idea that. I mean, I
knew the Great Depression affected the
world. I just I never thought of the
Kebekqua in the Great Depression. And
and that's that is my privilege. And now
I'm paying homage by making puning
share. It um during the Great Depression
would have been more like a bread
pudding that was topped with a mixture
of like heavy cream and maple syrup.
This is also a dish that is sometimes
served at Sugar [music] Shacks. You guys
know about Sugar Shacks? You're from the
land of maple syrup? Do they make maple
syrup in Maine?
>> Yeah.
You never been to a sugar shack?
>> Every Mayor makes maple syrup.
>> Not I didn't say that you made but like
I assume that every mayor at least had
been to a sugar shack.
>> Only sugar shack I know is my bedroom.
Am I right? Up top.
>> He does have a neon sign that says
beyond the nude on the sugar shack.
We're going to add heavy cream and maple
syrup together. We're just going to stir
that. I can't tell if that was used to
stir the shrimp paste, so I'm not going
to use it for that.
I fudged that up. We're just going to
whisk that together. We're going to
bring that to a simmer. This is actually
a really cool technique, though. So, uh,
now it is typically made at kind of a
really stodgy cake batter, but you
actually like pour this maple syrup
heavy cream [music] on top of the cake
batter. The cake cooks and rises through
that that that sauce and then the sauce
settles at the bottom. So, it's really
cool. I've never made this before. This
is going to be rad. Um, that guy up. We
want it to boil a little bit. It's going
to get nice and kind of uh kicking.
[laughter]
What? What did I do? Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Am I creaming? Wait, hold on. Hold
on. I cream the butter and sugar in here
probably, right? Okay. And then this
dries go. I was going to mix my dries in
there, but I just mix the dries in
there.
>> It's baking powder and flour. Yeah.
>> Well, what do you mean? Yeah, you got to
mix it in a bowl. Okay. Well, I'm going
to cream the butter and the sugar. If
you don't cream the butter and the
sugar, your cake will not be as light
and fluffy because you have not beaten
air in into it as much. Why? I don't
like that they're whispering.
>> Bang on about the sugar, though.
>> Bang on about the sugar. Thanks, man. I
appreciate that. I'm going to get a
little bit of salt in there.
A little bit of vanilla.
>> You don't want to that much because
actually what you're doing is you're
knocking out.
>> What? I'm knocking the air out of the
I'm beating the air. You beat the air
into the butter and you beat the air out
of the eggs. All right, now we're just
painting this around. This is a stodgy
cake batter.
Almost. It didn't even move. Um, yeah,
we're thinking this is this this is just
you're So, you're putting the soup on
the This is crazy. All right.
>> This seems awesome.
>> This seems awesome.
Yeah. Heck yeah, man. This is just going
to bake off. I want to drop a little bit
more on that bad boy. I want this to
boil. So, you're kind of like getting
like a steam and a bake through all
this, right? Cuz it's going to Yumo. So,
it's going to bake. That was just
straight butter. So, it's going to bake
just through.
It's going to bake through the sauce.
The sauce is going to like start to
reduce. It's all going to settle.
There's no way this can be bad. It's
just all a matter of what degree of good
it is.
I'm [laughter] trying to find Dude, I'm
so bad at finding the right things. Here
we go. This is from Emerald Kang.
Emerald said uh Prahook dip, [music]
which I never heard of. And so I did
some googling and then Lily started DM
with Emerald. And so um I'm going to do
a dramatic reading. Is Lily purple in
this? No. Yeah. Okay. So Lily's purple.
So Lily said, "Thank you." smiley face.
And Emerald said, "Hi, OMG. This is so
crazy. I think prohis would be the
coolest to make. I recommend having it
with fresh snake beans,
sliced cucumbers,
do it in post, fresh green cabbage and
sliced radishes. Uh, my family made it
makes a less spicy variety with a little
bit more coconut cream. Also, IDK if
many recipes specify this. Um, but to
make it less stinky and add more flavor,
I recommend sautéing the pro hook for a
bit. This is the pro hook. [music]
Um, just to get rid of the gnarly
fermented scent. And it is a
tremendously gnar I I've never had this
dish before and I love Cambodian
cuisine. I love chimera cuisine. Um I
it's like really really wonderful. I've
never had this. This I believe is the
backbone of a lot of food in Cambodia.
Anytime you take a sea critter and sort
of like salt it and ferment it into a
paste, I'm pretty much down. Smelling it
raw, it has like not only a fermented
scent to it like fish sauce, there's
something uh deep in ammonia to it. So
this is fermented mudfish. Um, [music]
it's it's crazy. I've never smelled
anything like that. I I reckon it's
gonna be like tremendously delicious,
especially when sauteed with all these
freshness because like when you have
something so funky and then something so
fresh and like spicy, it really combines
to be a wonderful flavor. Okay. Okay.
[clears throat] Le said, "Incredible. I
will take all of those notes." Thank
you. [clears throat]
This is a fun ingredient. I've never
never had these in my life. in my lice.
I've never had lice. To my knowledge,
I've never had hair life, head lice. And
[laughter]
[gasps]
>> yeah,
we can cut. We don't have Anyways, uh
Blaine went down to uh Long Beach.
Blaine went all the way to Long Beach to
get Cambodia and stuff, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, dude. Shout out to Blaine cuz
going from Burbank to Long Beach, like
it's it's brutal. As the crow flies, not
that far, but in traffic that's like 3
hours. Uh uh shout out to Blaine. But
Long Beach is like the biggest Cambodian
population in uh California, I believe
in America, actually. So, there's a
bunch of like really incredible
restaurants down there and a bunch of
really great markets where you can get
stuff like raw hook and pea eggplants,
which I never had before. We're going to
start sautéing this down.
And then,
does anybody want to smell this? It's
It's just like it's a um it's a
completely new scent to me. Do you guys
want a new experience?
>> Oh,
>> Taylor.
>> Taylor's nothing.
>> I won't.
>> Oh, wa.
>> Right.
>> Oh my god.
>> Mudfish, you say?
>> Mudish.
>> I thought they were supposed to live in
water.
>> It's pretty good. Well, I'm uh I mean,
ain't nothing to it but to do it, you
know. I'm going to add a little bit of
extra for for good measure. Yeah.
Listen, it's called Pra Hook. We're
gonna add We're gonna add the damn
prohib to it. You know what I mean?
I mean, I when it's Yeah, that is a
hefty smell. That is an air. That is an
aroma. A lot of people when I would cook
with fish sauce would would sort of be
concerned with their their health in
terms of what they were breathing in.
It's it's it's um
I kind of thought
What are you guys talking about? I I
kind of thought that it was going to be
one of those things that maybe um when
it started cooking it didn't smell.
>> What are you guys talking about?
>> I don't know
>> why I don't like how they're whispering.
>> It is quite pungent. I ain't going to BS
you. I ain't going to BS a BSER, but I
will say the the smell really did change
as this cooked down. You can feel like a
lot of those volatile compounds um kind
of like mellow out. It just smells like
really good, really savory fish sauce
right now. Uh speaking of which, hey,
get a little bit of this bad boy in
here. Our old our old standby three
crabs.
One,
two,
three.
Just a little bit. Just a little bit of
fish sauce. I mean, this is meant to be
like a super super flavorful like dip
and condiment. Yeah, man. And it's Dude,
you know what's crazy though is you
literally add the fish sauce in there
and it like smells less pungent. Are you
smelling coffee right now?
>> Wait, can I have a coffee? I'm adding
pea eggplants. This is crazy. I've never
seen these before in my entire life.
They look like little baby Thai
eggplants that you might get in like a
curry. Um, don't know if these are the
baby version, if this is a completely
separate plant, but these are so cool.
And so you add these in here and then
they kind of like uh uh pop in your
mouth. Coconut cream. It's going to make
it nice and thick. It's going to be
really wonderful. And then a little bit
of shredded macroot lime.
And then palm sugar. You know how I know
it's palm sugar? Cuz we got a bucket of
these palm sugar nubbins. And some days
a pickme up. I just eat one like candy.
We're just going to let this simmer uh
come up to a boil. Let everything
dissolve in there. A couple Thai chilis
we're going to bruise up just to get
that aroma. And then we're going to rip
it and dip it.
You're you're back. Dab. We made you
made more food.
What? What's going on?
>> Hello.
>> Yes. [laughter]
>> Um, someone please rate my Kebabqua
accent. I think it's pretty good. This
is our appetizer for today.
>> Oh, this is our appetizer.
>> Do you want to eat a whole chili?
>> No.
>> Me neither.
>> Not at all. Not at all. [laughter]
>> This is Prahawk. This is uh this is the
dip that we made with that like very
very intense pungent fermented fish fish
paste, but we sauteed it down with that
chrome with that uh beautiful kind of
like curry paste uh lemongrass and then
these little guys here. I really want to
try this. They're called pea eggplants.
>> Pea eggplants never had before. They're
awesome. Hey, what's the difference
between roast beef and pee eggplants?
Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can
pee eggplants.
Thanks everyone.
>> That's pretty good.
>> Thanks everyone. Did you eat one?
>> I ate one. It's fun.
>> Wa! Pop! I wasn't expecting such a pop.
>> It's supposed to be like a dip. I fear
we made ours too stodgy. Someone uh come
tell us this is too stodgy, but I think
you kind of like rip it like that, dude.
>> Okay,
[laughter]
that is [snorts] I think we might have
made ours too concentrated. I'm going to
be honest, just the little bit that I
got off of eating the pea eggplants, I
was like, damn,
>> it's it's pungent.
>> It's like really
>> This is the single most pungent food
I've ever eaten in my life.
>> I'm literally just going to take the
smallest little bite cuz I want to taste
it. But like truly, I've eaten so much
food today.
>> No, I think we should I think we should
have thinned this out. I think we fudged
up.
>> Wow.
>> There's some snake meat in there.
There's some snake meat in there.
There's some snake meat in there.
No, it like tastes good, but I know
>> it is so concentrated.
>> I'm not often one to say this. Maybe.
Yeah, maybe too much flavor. Maybe I
could eat like a couple bites of it
before I'm like, "Wow,
>> I really think we over
>> Yeah,
>> we over reduced it, man."
>> No, it's um I'm going to bring I'm going
to bring this to my Cambodian homie
Mooney Noron.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh Mooney, I'm coming to you, buddy. Um
and I'm going to see I'm going to see
what he says about it and see if we we
[laughter] made it anywhere close to
right because I can't stress this
enough. I said at the beginning of the
episode,
>> I'd never heard of these. I literally
just Googled them and I tried my best.
Yeah.
>> Um, man. Okay. Well, pallet's warmed up.
>> Yeah.
>> Pallet's warmed up, brother.
>> What are we giving that? We're also
giving this a 10.
>> Oh, I mean, this is easily a 10.
Something with that much flavor, you
can't not give a 10.
>> Yeah. And And those And those little pea
eggplants,
>> they're plants are awesome.
>> They're They pop. They pop crazy style.
>> I also I I did add more prawl hawk.
>> I'm going add a little bit of extra for
for good measure.
>> Yeah, it was supposed to be a
tablespoon, a half, but probably
probably half cup.
>> Yeah, it's all good.
>> No, I I didn't put that I didn't put
that much to put a hefty amount.
>> Um, be express.
>> Okay.
>> Uh, Filipino dish made in 1970s. Uh,
taking kind of the the meat pork fatty
rich cooking of Manila, combining it
with the bicolano southern ingredients,
all the chilies, aromatics, all that
dish. Typically would have been like
vegetarian, but adding all the fat in
there. Yeah. Getting like a lot of that
stuff. I tripled quintupled the chilies
that supposed to have that we would, but
this is kind of like one of the spicy
Filipino dishes.
nom.
>> That's a delicious food.
>> Do we have a lime anywhere?
Like,
>> oh my god,
>> there was zero loft on that,
>> dude. Just like a little bit of citrus
on this. I don't know if that's not
tradition or like a little vinegar.
>> That's delicious.
I
>> mean, yeah. Just Yeah. Get a little
squeeze on. Get a little bite. Throw
>> like a little cardamom on there. M. Mhm.
Dude, this is
>> that's crazy. We got another 10,
>> brother. This is We got another 10 on
the board.
>> It could be an 11.
>> And this one this one's a serious 10.
This one This one might be an 11.
>> Honest to God 10.
>> That's kind of throwing the rest of our
judgment into question.
>> Yeah, this is according to us as good as
the Mississippi.
>> Yeah. Yeah, that's the Coca-Cola
[laughter] one.
>> That feels That feels disingenuous.
>> No.
>> Oh, you eye queen.
[laughter] Get it in the middle. Get it
in the middle.
>> Okay. This is ping shame. Ping. Oh, this
is the
>> kebabua. Um, say that ping sh.
>> Uh, this is the the great depression
kebab dish. Um, with that little like
maple syrup, caramelized heavy cream.
>> Mhm.
>> It's it's very much like
>> Oh my gosh.
>> a Canadian sticky toffee pudding.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Like really like sticky toffee pudding.
I love that idea of just like sticky
caramel dense cake on top.
>> That's really good. Yeah. Okay, that's
another 10 for me.
>> That's the problem. That really is a 10.
Yeah.
>> Yeah. If we are to go back and
retroactively adjust our scale, we can
retcon our [laughter] our scores. I
think all I'm doing all I'm doing is
dropping Mississippi salad a couple
points.
>> There's actually there's not only are
these like delicious like there's a lot
of like inspiration to glean from this
stuff.
>> And really like I've never heard of
this. I've never seen this technique of
baking the the cake batter with the
syrup on top.
>> No, it's amazing. Yeah,
>> that's so fun.
>> Finding new fermented shrimp and fish
paste to use.
>> Yeah,
>> man. This is a fun time. This was Thanks
for cooking all this, man.
>> We did it. Look at you. You made all
these things. How crazy is that? We're
eating them, but you made them.
>> You know, I had a lot of help from all
the, you know.
>> Yeah, we made them.
>> You had help from pretty much everyone
but me. Pretty much everyone but me
helped. [laughter]
>> Oh, man. This is awesome. Uh, thank you
all so much for coming by.
>> DM DM me what you want me to cook and
whichever What should they DM you?
>> Um, oh yeah, just don't.
>> Okay. Well, hey,
>> I mean, you can if you want. Just don't
be mean. And if you DM me things to
cook, it's probably not going to happen.
So maybe don't waste the data.
>> No, that's a good point. Well, see
[snorts] you next time.
>> You, yes, you are formally invited to a
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