I’m MUCH shorter than RHETT AND LINK

so you’re telling me I’m gonna be able to hear the baby’s heartbeat if I put my hair up here let’s try okay I can totally hear it [Music] [Music] [Music] thinking about going on a long run today the challenge here in Austin has been one the heat obviously it’s not a hot day cold and gray run like like you’re running from an explosion in a movie made by Michael Bay that’s the rhyme that’s how it goes it’s he’s going after squirrel where’d it go damn squirrels the other challenge is Hills we live in a very hilly neighborhood and they kill me I’m used to running in Chicago if I were a flat earther I would want to live in Illinois I just look around and go see you can’t climb trees mitzi but it made for some nice and not too hot flat runnin and so it’s been harder in Austin but I think it makes me a better runner when in doubt assume it’s good for you that’s what I say it’s which has led to me eating a lot of poison but it’s so delicious [Music] [Music] so I got home and the wife pinned I colored my wife pinned because why do men get two syllables with husband and women don’t its that sexist the wife bend informed me that the Internet is out it’s not working it’s a good thing I’m going on a long run today give the internet time to think about what it did another thing I want to do today okay confession I don’t really like Taco Bell never really have but they got this new taco that the shell of the taco is fried egg and that’s ridiculous I want to I want to know what that’s like not a sponsor do you want a fried egg Taco China I don’t know uh maybe I’ll get it another day another reason I hate Taco Bell McDonald’s serves breakfast all day I don’t like McDonald’s breakfast either though so I think I’m gonna run ten miles today yeah I hope I don’t poop while I run don’t go into labor while I’m running that’s fine this is my favorite snack I have it at least once a day doing the baby bounce mind if I put music under it [Music] [Applause] [Music] following is my impression of the Chicago Cubs at the next World Series [Music] too soon about six miles one other factor that has makes up running a challenge here is allergy season Austin has one of the worst allergy seasons it really affected my asthma and that’s why I have this inhaler I took a different inhaler before I started running and I take an allergy medication and allergy season is just starting hopefully I can survive this allergy season last allergy season actually died I’m actually goes to clown original Craig should probably get out of here and run at some point too and the Sun is actually coming out in full force now [Music] [Applause] [Music] my left plus 19 salmon I found a squirrel +3 dexterity even over the path of nobility +10 crusty Sun is hurting me – 11 HP thankfully the Swans of paradise gave me back another 6 HP doing good did it 10 miles that last mile it’s not that easy took about an hour and a half nice cool breeze oh yeah where’s my blonde wig still sweating after my shower tonight the big night we are going to see rhettandlink they’re on tour you know the rhettandlink art they are an internet staple you should not an Internet stapler though I should start that show I like to clip together the papers they do a show called good mythical morning every friggin weekday and they are friends of mine I was on their show I tried pizza I had to guess where it was from and I did terribly I like those guys fun and funny but you know when you meet him in real life they’re the same they’re really awesome but speaking of pizza woo transition hands and transition we’re having pizza with our friends John yeah they have a channel called the Dale tribe they’re a family in Quogue we are are already starting to hang out with family make the transition yeah it begins also I wanted to let you guys know already yeah I got your reaction I’m gonna do it shei you seem like a really good person John how do we raise a good person oh the key is to take your time thankfully they come in small packages huh and they don’t even speak what did you get like a year or so to figure out the whole language thing they don’t even speak I mean these are so dumb hey Ren like no explosions yeah significantly yeah we’re all standing up I’m not sitting I think last time I actually saw you guys was a pizza with you will it pizza and I’ll aw I got zero right yeah you were really bad at it wasn’t will it pizza though it was just every side unification it was a definite yeah that’s right miss identified pizza yeah well you can see mr. identified this episode well now I got the episode wrong – yeah okay all right why you lost [Music] they’re talking a lot about hair you know I know I can’t relieve [Applause] [Music] so if you’re thinking about watching more of my videos you’d subscribe and hit that Bell button what else should they do go watch other video previous video and YouTube things feel like that video oh yeah and should I click like they should click like only if they liked it wouldn’t it be hilarious if they didn’t like this video and they look like anything that’ll be so ironic prank is being like pretty

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