Good Mythical Morning! Is that too much? Good Mystical Morning! Good Mythical Morning. Mystical. Uh, myth, like a myth. Like a… Good Mystical Morning! Er, hello! Is this the right room? I’m auditioning for Rhett. Would you be comfortable cutting your hair for the roll, uh, maybe shave your beard into a chin strap. A chin strap for real? Are you serious? Oh, uh, I’m sorry, what’s with the stilts? Um, I’m auditioning for the role of Rhett. You’re looking for an American accent, right? Yeah exactly, yeah! So just like a general American accent? Uh, we were hoping you would read for Link Neal. The shorter one? Yeah, yeah! Okay! More like Piedmont region. Okay, so maybe a little bit not too much of an accent but you know, just happy to be here and… That’s perfect! Okay! Dink it! And… sink it! Turtle meat was my nickname in high school. Cement shoulders was my nickname in high school. Chilli puller was my nickname in high school. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Boiled for safety. What is this? Boiled for safety? Put that on a t-shirt. Put that on a t-shirt. It’s a queen sweep y’all. Is that a typo? Should it be a clean sweep? Bippity-boop-boop research. I don’t, I don’t… I’ve prepared a song for the role, you mind if I sing it for you? Well, we don’t normally, uh… Can you feel the love tonight? Will it hot pocket? I actually, I actually had a question about this, um, hot pocket is not a verb. So like grammatically I was just confused. You know, will it become, will it work as a hot pocket. Will it work as a hot pocket, I can just say that. Will it work as a hot pocket? Okay, I can do even better. Does it work as a hot pocket? Okay, you want “will it”? I really like beans. I’m Rhett and I’m a fan of beans. I don’t really have to really like beans, do I? What the crap! Tokyo. What? Tokyo. Whaaat? What’s your comfort level with, uh, with like sharp objects like darts? We want somebody who’s kinda like, you know, bad with them. Oh! Darts? I’m actually really great. I carry darts with me everywhere I go. I’m great with it. See? Oh wow! Every time, you can count on that. Could you play up being bad with sharp objects? Um… like you know, oh look at me! I might hit my jugular! Look at me, 3 darts, one jugular. That’s a good video, people’d click on that. Hi, I’m here for the call back. Yeah, come on in! There’s a vagrant who’s following me. Oh no, this is who will be the Rhett to your Link. You guys get the part. Okay, unison, Good Mythical Morning. Good Mythical Morning. You’re a little slower. Good Mythical Morning. Good Mythical Morning. No, how about just one of you says it. Good Mythical Morning. This is the first ever inaugural episode of Good Mythical Morning. This is the beginning of something beautiful, hopefully something special in your life. We’re glad that you joined us. Thanks for watching! We want this to be something like Rhett said, special. Whenever you watch the show, that’s when your mythical morning happens, like a new beginning. Just make it a part of your day! You know, we’ve been best friends since 1984. Oh, that’s a stretch. I mean, is that… Just go with it! You know, we’ve been best friends since 1984. We want to welcome you into that friendship. Yeah! Guys, uh, let me just, uh, I think we’re good. You weren’t buying the friendship? ‘Cos I didn’t think you liked me. I don’t. I didn’t really like you either.