MB 22: Who Stole Our Special Sauce?

Hey Rhett! Shushhh! Where’s your lunch? Sit down or go away, man! Unless you’re gonna blow my cover. Your cover, what’s up? Quiet! Somebody keeps stealing my very special spicy chipotle ranch sauce and I’m gonna find out who it is. So we sit and we wait. Okay! So it’s like a stakeout from a cop drama. Yeah, whatever, like a stakeout. Love it! Alright partner, you can count on me. Yeah, yeah, okay. Go fellas! Sorry I’m just getting excited about a sport. Yeah, it’s like I’m the young handsome rookie cop. And you’re the old grizzled vet who has to show me the ropes. I’m only 8 months older than you. Guess we’re in for the long haul, partner. The ex-wife is watching the kids tonight and we’re gonna be burning the midnight oil to get to the bottom of this. Ex-wife? Did you get a divorce without telling me? All cops of stakeouts have ex-wives. No marriage lasts when you’re married to the job. What the hell was that? Well, in the movie Chinatown, the cops would leave a pocket watch on the wheel of a car and then when the mark drove off, the watch would break and they’d know what time the car left. You own a pocket watch? No I just used your iPhone. Oh no, no! Argh! Okay, what time we got? An iPhone doesn’t stop at the time it breaks, it just breaks. I told you we’ll do what we can. Information has value and if you scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours, man. What’s going on here? This is our informant. He’s tied up in another case, but I told him if he helps use out, we could sweep all that under the rug. Okay Ammo, tell the man what you know. Former Hot Dog On A Stick Employee, Matt Carney, really likes spicy food. Specifically what spice? Chipotle. Chipotle! Okay! Well? Well what? Pay the man, that’s good information. How stupid! Thanks, man! I got us a couple of bacon double cheeseburgers because you can’t be worrying about your health when you’re worrying about justice. Hey, that’s my sauce, man! Huh? My sauce, the whole reason we’re on this freaking stakeout. My sauce, look, it says it right on the bottle. Property of Refrigerator Mythical. Property of Rhett McLaughlin. R.M. is my initials, Rhett McLaughlin. Well, it could have been a little bit more clear. Do you always use that much? Listen, man, I’m sorry. I learned my lesson. I promise I will never do it again. Oh, you’re not getting off that easy. What? But it was just sauce! It was just sauce!

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