Hey! What’s going on? You lost your voice? You’ve got like laryngitis or something? Oh oh oh right, it’s the day that you plan to only speak only in emojis. Mondays. Okay yeah, you’re feeling yourself! I mean it is very cool to speak in only emojis for an entire day. So, uh, what did you do last night? Oh yeah? What movie did you watch? The wave! The 2015 Norwegian disaster film directed by Roar Uthaug. Oh no? Ah, Ocean’s 11! Ocean’s 12! You know what series I’ve been wanting to really watch again? The Fast and The Furious. Okay I know you’re not a fan of Vin Diesel but he’s actually pretty good in those movies. Yeah okay! Oh god! What does that mean? Are you threatening me? You’re gonna hurt me? Oh yeah, your kids taught you that teenagers generally use the skull instead of the laughing face as if they’re saying “I’m dead”. Okay, well, what’s first on our schedules for today? Um, I want no part of that! So he expects me to wash my eggplant and his eggplant? Why are you still watching this?