
Good morning! Whoa whoa whoa! You seeing what I’m seeing? We’re wearing the… same outfit. This is embarrassing! Well why don’t you change? For you, because you’re obviously copying me. I don’t think anybody necessarily copied anybody. I just think this kind of thing is bound to happen after 37 years of friendship and clothes wearing. But one of us has got to change. Well, I think we can both agree that I look better in plaid. Why don’t you just put your jacket on? I mean, it’s in your hand. I can’t. It’s too hot. Why don’t you just take your shirt off? I know you’ve been working out. Well, I think maybe I’m a little too sexy with my shirt off now for the workplace. I think it would be inappropriate. Well I’m going somewhere after work and this outfit perfectly transitions from day to night. Well I’m gonna see my wife later and she laid these clothes out specifically on the bed for me like she does every single morning because I’m afraid to dress myself. Well this shirt really masks my sunburn. You don’t look sunburnt? Exactly! I think the only thing that’s fair is if we both change. So that we’re both unhappy? Yes!
