
I’m Baby Secret and I’m here to interview our special guest, Jameela Jamil. No. No. This is not okay. Hi Jameela! Hi. This is my nightmare coming true. Have you ever been nervous in an interview? Yeah, now, now! It’s just happened, just started. Next question. Is she French? What’s your favorite seasonal beverage? My favorite seasonal beverage is hot chocolate. Let’s move on. Are you an organ donor? No. Am I going to be made one now? Shhhh… My favorite organ is the spleen. I love the way it removes waste and recycles red blood cells. No! I’m leaving I’m getting out here. How fast can you run? Not very fast. I outran a zebra once. Cool? Will you sponsor my 5K Fun Run? No! I’m never gonna see you ever again. We’re done. It might be hard to run because of my soft kneecaps. But that’s the price you pay for fighting for your country. I want to go home. What finger do you care the least about? I really like all of them and I want to keep them all. (bleep) off! Did you know the thumb technically isn’t a finger? It is delicious, though. Oh, guys! This is too… this is too far. This is my nightmare coming true. I’m not going to sleep ever again. You bastards! That’s enough of that! Where would you like your ashes to be scattered? In Target, I love Target. Okay, I’ll follow up on that when the time is right. How much do you make in a year? Quite a lot of money. Take me home with you! Take me away from this place! Nah, I’m good. You chill here. I think we’re done. I came here to promote The Good Place and The Misery Index and I’ve just been tortured. So I’ve got to go now, guys because 100% (bleep) this. Uh, Okay. Goodbye. Please don’t come to my house. Thanks Jameela for being here today.
