MB 52: How To Sleep On The Job

Heck yes! It’s time to work. Let’s go to work. Let’s get it done! Heck yes. It’s time to work! Let’s go to work. Let’s get it done! I’m so tired, man. How do you have so much energy? Oh, you’re probably sleeping wrong. I can’t deal with another lecture about thread counts. Rhett? How often do you go to bed? Every night. You’re only sleeping once a day? Well, there’s your problem. What’s wrong with sleeping once a day? Rhett. Hey! Well, you see, I have unlocked endless potential by adopting a dynamic polyphasic sleeping schedule. Instead of sleeping in one long stretch every night, I take several micro-naps throughout a 24-hour period. You see, while the average person… May need eight hours of sleep over a 24-hour period, I only need… Two hours of sleep divided into several micro-naps throughout the same… Period. This is a bit annoying. Oh, so you want me to miss one of my micro-naps and throw my whole… System off-track? Oh, no. I wouldn’t want to throw things off. Listen, so I shared this Google Doc with you for the, uh… You’re sleeping again. Hey! Rhett! What? This isn’t sustainable. And it’s rude. And I’m trying to get stuff done and you’re just… Screw it. Hey. What the hell is this, sleeping on the job? Hey! What? Hey! What? Hey! What? Hey! What? Hey! What? Hey! What? Hey! What? Hey! What? What? What?

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