
So, where are we gonna eat? I don’t care, just pick a place. Well, this place has five stars, so you wanna eat there? What are the two star reviews saying? Why, it’s like 90% five star? No, you gotta focus on the one and two star reviews. You gotta find out what’s wrong and then see if you’re okay with that kind of wrong. So we’re looking for the right kind of wrong? Oh yeah, wrong-right, it’s always better than right-wrong. It doesn’t make sense when most of the reviews are good. ‘Cause we’re looking for dumb, bad reviews. Dumb, bad reviews are a way better sign than smart, good reviews. Okay, well, this two-star review says that a waiter called him Brandon instead of Brandon. Dumb, bad, which is good. All right, this two-star review says they didn’t have egg rolls, but it’s an Italian restaurant. Dump, bad. And this one says the chicken tastes like soy. What else does it say? It says I work in a food processing plant and I’m telling you there’s at least 50% soy in the chicken. So that’s smart, bad. One smart, bad review and it’s like none of the good reviews ever existed. Dumb, good mixed with smart, bad. Smart, bad is bad. Dumb, bad is good. Dumb, good is bad. Smart, good, nobody cares. So where are we gonna eat? I don’t care, just pick a place.
