Hey, hey, happy New Year. Happy New Year man, how you doing? Never been better, New Year, New Me. I like that attitude. Hey, I’ve been thinking that. I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met, Link? Do you know where he went? I’m right here, man, New Year, New Me. You can’t just be in my office, you can’t just walk in. It’s a whole new me, a whole new Link. Okay, I see that you’re saying that you’re my best friend and business partner Link Neal. And frankly, you sound a lot like him, but you’re obviously not him. I’ve been working on my personal growth. Well, you’re a shorter. New Year, New Me. Stop saying that. Okay, if you’re actually the one and only Link Neal, then there’s a few questions that you’ll be able to answer. What’s your full legal name? Charles Lincoln Neal III of Buies Creek, North Carolina. How many episodes of GMM have we made? 1,879 and a half. What’s your dog’s favorite treat? When I return home every evening. What’s your most common recurring dream. I’m walking on the beach, I can’t get to the mango smoothie stand, I’m naked and my teeth are falling out. In 2007 on a trip to New York City, you lost your wallet. Where’d you end up finding it? I threw it in the trash at a Sbarro’s Pizza. Who’s your favorite historical figure? Frodo Baggins. What’s the square root of 2,940? Right around 53.3. Per our secret bet, what happens if you ever have a fourth child? I have to name him or her Santa Claus. What’s your deepest darkest secret. The Chili Cheese incident. Dammit, what’s your mother’s maiden name? Johnson. Street you grew up on? Johnson, are you asking me password security questions? What’s your first pet’s name. I’m not answering that. Wrong answer, your first pet’s name is Princess. You’re not the real Link Neal. You’re trying to steal my identity and I won’t stand for it. That’s ridiculous. The Rhett I know would never stoop so low as to commit identity theft. Who are you? Seriously? What’s your family’s first car’s name? I don’t think our car had a name. What’s your favorite character on the “Walking Dead?” Is that show still on? I don’t know. What’d you have for breakfast this morning? I don’t remember. Imposter! You are the faker. What? Get out of my office, you go on, get out of here. You get out of here. How did he know? How did he know I wasn’t the real Rhett. I’ll steal your identity one day, New Link.