MB 82: Becoming The Squirrel King

I think I left the front door unlocked. Somebody could just walk in the house and take whatever they want. And what if after they take whatever they want, they leave the door open? And then, like a squirrel gets in. And then that squirrel sees that nobody’s home and claims the house as his own, because maybe that’s how squirrel property rights work, I don’t know. And then he invites his friends over and then there’s like a whole squirrel city, with it’s own infrastructure. I mean, it’s my house, yeah, but I can’t F-up the whole squirrel community just because I need to get into my house. Dammit. I’m gonna have to join them and then work my way up. And run for squirrel king. But is the squirrel queen gonna expect me to be, you know, intimate? Ah, just gotta stall long enough to issue my first squirrel king edit. All squirrels must live outside. And then my second edit, squarral king lives inside. Alone. Squirrel queen outside. Okay yeah, that’ll do it. That was a close one.