Ever since I stopped adding onion to my tomato sauce, my life has only improved. I got fitter. I started making more money. You know, before bills used to come in the mail when I was putting onion. Now checks come in the mail when I don’t put onion in my tomato sauce. So all I’m saying is the power of manifestation is absolutely real. Shout out to Oprah’s book club in the secret. Anyways, I started using whole canned tomatoes. I got more attractive. I have more friends now. And I started answering texts in less than 3 days. All that that last part is not true. No, that last part’s not true. Uh, but for real, the pinade absolutely changed my life. Once I stopped using breadcrumbs and started using a pinade, my skin got clear. Interpersonal relationships started blooming. Self-esteem at an all-time high. Still about a 2 out of 10, but that’s an alltime high.