MK 1191: Uncle Roger Reviews Olive Garden Meatballs

Uncle Roger, welcome back, my friend. Good to see you. >> Thank you. My nephew Nigel tell me they got free food in this car. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> We did put a sign, a sandwich board that just said free food, and I knew you’d find it eventually. >> Yeah. That how you trap Uncle Roger. >> Okay. What is this? What are we having? >> Um, so well, this is from the Olive Garden, which I understand you’ve never been to before. >> Olive Garden, >> the best restaurant in all of America. >> Is it like something fancy like Madison Square Garden? >> It is exactly something fancy like that. But it’s the fanciest place where you can get lunch for $7. $7 lunch. Okay, maybe it could a good uncle everything. >> And so this is a dish that um does not exist in Italy. Oh, sorry. This you got to opening. You got to open. >> Oh, this niece Lily Fo. Why? Why they make you do this now? >> I don’t know >> who you piss off. They make you the cheese shredder. >> Yeah. Okay, that enough. >> I told you to stop stealing my yogurt from the fridge and you kept stealing my yogurt from the fridge. The air conditioning is blowing it on Uncle Roger. He’s our esteemed guest. I’ll angle it. >> Don’t worry, niece. Lily, come work for me. Don’t work for this mythical kitchen anymore. >> They just they just bully you every day, you know. >> Lily, we love and respect you. And if you need to negotiate your rate against Uncle Roger, that’s good. That’s enough. That’s >> Come to my restaurant. You can get free fire rice. >> Oh, I love your food. >> Oh, all spring into my face. >> Uncle Roger, there’s so much cheese everywhere. >> Is that cheese with side of pasta? This bread stick is so big. >> Uhhuh. >> This like as big as my testicle. >> This like >> just one. >> Yeah. Just >> Uncle only have one testicle. >> What happened to the other one? >> The one my one so big I don’t need two, you know. Just one other one. >> Okay. Let’s see the meatball first. >> Meatball not terrible. >> It’s not It’s not bad. Mido not terrible.

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