MK 1225: Can honey even go bad??

I was interning at the Daily Show. Interning, you’d want desperately to be hired. You like, “Please don’t get rid of me after this semester. I love this place so much. Please keep me around.” And there was an executive producer of the show who was talking to another producer in the kitchen while I was changing out like a water jug or something like that. And they were talking about honey near the tea tea setting area. And the executive producer who I’m like, she calls the shots around here. If she says that you should be hired as a full-time PA, that’ll happen. She’s like, “Does this honey smell bad to you?” And the other woman she’s talking to goes like, “Smells fine to me.” She’s like, “I don’t see an expiration date on it.” And one says, “Like, can honey even go bad?” And I went, “Here’s my shot.” And I said, “Actually, honey is so good at not going bad that they used to in golic princes in it. I would like a job, please. It was this crazy thing. And when I say the look on their faces is a look that every time I close my eyes, it’s on the back of my eyelids. It It’s because I’ve seen that look my entire life. Every time I’m out in a gathering somewhere, I’m like, “Here’s a fun cool thing to add to the conversation that won’t stop things dead in their tracks.

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