MK 1248: Meet the elf who invents BANNED TOYS

Did you invent any toys? >> Did I invent any toys? This is a great question that I have definitely thought about before I came in here today. I invented the lawn dart. >> Um, yeah, when I guess all the murders started happening with the lawn. >> Well, I wasn’t allowed to torture kids anymore, so I was like, let them torture each other. >> The only toy that you invented has now been outlawed in many states simply because of how popular a murder weapon they were. Every once in a while, someone makes a lot of money on eBay selling

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