These are the five knives that every home cook needs in their kitchen. First off we have the paring knife, which is small and maneuverable making it great for intricate tasks, like taking the rind off of the lemon for a cocktail. Next up we have the Santoku blade. Now Santokus have little divots right there which create air pockets making it perfect for vegetable prep so it never sticks to the knife blade. Next up we have the bread knife. Now it’s got a serrated edge, but ironically will not cut through bread. However, it is great for spanking your pork. Yeah, you like that. Next up we have the Stabby McStabberson, now this was forged by the McStabberson Clan in Scotland in 1872. It can cut through a human breast plate in one motion and it’s perfect for butchering large animals, such as bread. Now here we have Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. My favorite part about Thunderfury is the soul portal attached to the hilt that traps all its enemies and sends them to the Library of Fate where they’ll face off against Rakanoth, the Lord of Despair. Happy cooking everybody.
