Let’s make Gordon Ramsay’s Beef Wellington using only 7-Eleven ingredients. This one’s to you, Gordon. Poop Slurpee right into a pot. Two bags of beef jerky. 7-Eleven hot dog chili. Simmer it and strain it for about seven hours. Chopping up a couple hot dogs. Oh, yeah! Three extra thick glizzies. Roll it up into a cylinder, poach it off. Big ol’ hot dog log. Instead of puff pastry, we’re gonna use a pizza. Beautiful duxelles. The ham out of several sub sandwiches. Gorgeous. Nacho cheese mixed with mustard. Roll it up. Bombs away! Oh, that’s wet! Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Right around the rim. Nope. Gordon, why don’t you love me, Papa?