These are five Star Wars characters I would cook and how I would cook them. A little frog man who talks real funny. I would saute Yoda’s legs in the style of Grenouille a la Provencale with plenty of garlic and parsley butter. Mmm. I would butcher this amorphous and horny slug creature and then turn his meat gobbets into bun oc, a Vietnamese snail and rice noodle soup. Extra spicy for me. Dumb as nails, but extra fluffy, I would dress and roast the Ewok whole allowing the fat cap to slowly render like Brazilian picanha over the churrasco. As you can see, Keenser has a bony outer skin so I would quickly blanch his face filets before pulling the meat and tossing with cavatelli in a Calabrian chili pasata. Jar Jar Binks is the most universally beloved Star Wars character. So, unfortunately I could not bring myself to cook and eat him as he is too special to me and all other super fans just like me. I’m sorry. Tell me what Star Wars characters you would want to cook and eat like the red and black guy, Count Dooku.