There’s 75 grams of protein in these waffles, here’s how to make them. 3/4 cup of oats, 1/2 cup of non-fat Greek yogurt. Two eggs. Ah, I missed one! I tried to look cool. 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda, 1/2 teaspoon baking powder, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 cup of almond milk, and one 1/2 scoops of your favorite protein powder. Mine tastes like rocky road. Blend it up. Blender gets full! It’s waffling time. Lube up your waffle maker and overfill it like you do every time even though you tell yourself you don’t overfill it this time. Ding waffles done. Crispy. One more. No lube. Need the protein, need the macros, need to love myself. Are the waffles done? Now I’m gonna top it with blueberry compote and some melty peanut butter. I can’t wait to get swollen. Share these with a friend. Trevor! Are you saying I need protein or something? Well, how do you love yourself if you’re not weirdly big? Uhhhh, I don’t. Me neither. We’ll get there one day. It’s good. Blueberry compote, really nice. Are these gonna be the best waffles you’ve ever had? No. There’s 75 grams of protein. You take what you get. It’s pretty good. Yeah, they’re pretty good.
