MK 553: Stop Bringing Fluffy Chocolate Cakes

So in 1999 I did a joke, or I talked about how much I love chocolate cake. And that joke, I guess, hit so hard that from then on people started bringing me chocolate cakes to the shows. Yeah. Even to this day, I still get people bringing me chocolate cakes. And if you had to figure out how many cakes I’ve received over the years, it’s in the thousands. Jesus. I’ve received thousands of chocolate cakes over the last 20 years. You know, it’s like I tell people, “Imagine it’s been your birthday “every single day since 1999, “and every day, two friends give you a cake.” That’s how much cake it’s been, and people wonder why I’m diabetic. Yeah, I’ll try to make you happy, that’s what happened, I try to make you happy. Your life is so beautiful and filled with joy, but it’s also this weird like fun house nightmare. Kinda of dark .

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