MK 602: Josh Takes Off His Pants Too Soon

I don’t like giving mass- So one, I don’t like being massaged. I don’t like people touching me. And also one time I made a massage therapist very uncomfortable. You farted? No, I didn’t. They go like, undress to your level of comfort. And then I was like, okay. And I started taking off my pants. I was leaving my underwear on, but I was wearing long pants. And they immediately go, no, no, no. And I went, oh, ’cause- What’d they think? You’re just supposed to do the shirt? Well, they were, no, they were, no, they were like wait for me to leave. And I was like, I don’t, you should have said that. And the whole time, I have so much anxiety about like not making a massage person uncomfortable. And when I called to book them, they’re like do you prefer a male or female masseuse? I go, oh, I don’t even see gender. I just, you know, to me it’s all expect- you know? And so I don’t even, it’s just whatever. I’m here for a professional massage, you know? And then I’m like, game plan for this whole thing. And then started taking off my pants, like, oh no. Which you never want to hear when you’re taking off your pants. Never. Never.

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