| Intro: C Em C Em C Em F C Em C Em C Em G C Em My hair goes up, my hair goes down C Em My hair goes up, my hair goes down C Em My hair goes up, my hair goes down F (Down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up) C Em Am F My hair flows like a waterfall, over a cliff that is my face C Em Am – My hair goes heavenbound, dirty blonde rockets into space C Em Hmm, my hair conceals my elf ears Am F They are a little bit embarrassing C Em Well, with hair this high, I’m 6″9 Am F Making me a giant, technically speaking C Em Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze Am F To locomote a toy sailboat C Em I would need no broom, to sweep this room Am F If someone spilled honey bunches of oats C Em ‘Coz my hair goes up, my hair goes down C Em My hair goes up, my hair goes down C Em My hair goes up, my hair goes down F (Down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up) | C Em Am F My hair pwns gravity, it makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself C Em Am – My hair looks rustic, like I’ve draped my head with a beaver pelt C Em Hmm, a momma bird laid some eggs up there Am F I didn’t mind that much C Em She raised in my quaff ’til them birdies flew off Am F And we still keep in touch C Em Am E I bet you didn’t see my switchblade, or my iPad or my chia tea C Em And with a little more growth, you won’t even know Am I got a full-sized baby F A full-sized baby? G F Yeah, I’m gonna name him Ricky After your dad Am Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky F I would call him Richard but I’m probably being picky Em F And why, are you hiding a kid anyway? G G Well, it’s actually just a robotic baby What are we talking about? C Em Your hair goes up, your hair goes down C Your hair goes up, your hair goes- C Em Am We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message: F There are many weighty decisions you must make in life C Em Like, who are you gonna marry? Am Whatcha gonna do for a living? F Boxes or briefs? Or commando C Em And listen, you’re gonna make mistakes Am F You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water C Em You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can’t do it Am F You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she’s pregnant C That’s okay, you’ll recover Em Am But you make sure you get this one G C Em Am Most important course-of-your-life-altering choice right C Does your hair go up? Em Or does it go down? F (Down/up, down/up, down/up, down/up) |