Channel: Good Mythical More
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You wanna see some pumpkin flavored debauchery? Welcome to Good Mythical More on a Saturday? That's right. This is a very special Saturday episode because we have a very special video that we wanna share with you. And as you may know, we've done a little live show the past five years called Good Mythical Evening. Historically speaking, Good Mythical Evening has been a night of scandalousness- Mm-hmm a night of sexiness, a night of debauchery-ness. And a lot more for one of us than the other. Maybe more for you than for me. That is true, yes. Mm-hmm. It's a crazy night, and some of you have been asking, are we gonna have another crazy Good Mythical Evening this year? And the answer is no. No. We're not. Nope, we're not. Not this year, anyway. Yes, we're taking a little break from Good Mythical Evening. Mm-hmm. But it's not because I don't like dealing with drunk Link live on the internet. No, it's because we got something else cooking up. For now, we wanna share a piece of a previous Good Mythical Evening with you. This is from our 2024 Good Mythical Evening: Sexy, Scary, Stupid, where we tasted various pumpkin-flavored alcohol to see which one tasted the most like pumpkin pie. It is the only segment we thought we could upload to YouTube without repercussions. Yes, and also, you can now watch every live recording of our past five Good Mythical Evening, that's all of them, on the Mythical Society. These are available to all access members. You can upgrade or become a member at mythicalsociety.com. You just said that you can go to mythicalsociety.com, and if you're an all-access member, you get to watch all of the Good Mythical Evenings? Yes, I did say that. You just said that. I did say that, yes. All right. Uh, the Society library of over 1,200 exclusive videos, new drops from us every week, as well as exclusive merch and collectibles and, uh, are all there as well, and it's access to us that you can't get anywhere else. So enjoy this taste of Good Mythical Evening, and remember, there's a lot more where this came from on the Mythical Society. And what better way to get into the sexy, scary, and stupid mood than with a little more booze? Whoo. Pumpkin booze. It's time for Super Booze Flavored Chews: Pumpkin Booze Edition Okay, sexy and stupid. Heck yeah, baby. You're about to drink- … multiple pumpkin flavored boozes and decide how much each one actually tastes like pumpkin pie filling on a scale of one to 10. The winning booze will of course be named Pumpkin Booze Brian. Ooh. So go ahead and taste that pumpkin pie filling. Pumpkin pie. Here, have my- I'm a dog, I can't use spoons. Oh. There's… You have one too. Use your, use your dog voice. Isn't it a wolf? Aren't you like a- Hey, man, where do you think dogs came from? … middle age- Wolves? I'm an evolved werewolf. I'm a dog-wolf. I'm a were- were-dog. You're a what? I can… Can you…? You see- Oh, God, can't. Yeah. Okay, look. He's getting excited. Okay, but y- I want your face to not be close to it. Okay? It's j- you're getting too close to me too soon. Oh, he's getting excited. All right. Oh, he loves it when I do this. Oh, my God. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Alright. Man, I love pączki. Damn, that actually does taste good. It tastes really good. Is that a custard? Okay. So what- Stevie, what was the point of that? Uh, let's just go. To deliver these spooky spirits, we have a very special guest. Straight from Salem, please welcome That Witch Emily. Whoa. Whoa. Holy . Gentlemen. She's got a cauldron. Yes. Look at that . You got, you got a, you got a bush tail. A bush tail, is that what you said? You got a broom. Oh, okay. That's fine. Um, I have both. All right, gentlemen. Ah. I am delivering your liquor tonight. Yes. But I have to summon it from my cauldron. All right, girl. All right. Spiders, bats, and nipples twisty, I summon thee some pumpkin whiskey. Oh. Oh. Look at that. Look at that. You, are you happy now? She, she conjured it right up. I sure did. Uh, you shurted? Is that like sharted but in your shirt? Well, I'm not, I'm not gonna shart- That's good … but I'll tell you right now- Yeah … I gotta pee something awful. Oh, really? Let me… Yeah, I'm wearing these nails. Like, excuse me. I got a whole thing. You can just- But you want me to just pi- Is that- Give me your cup. Oh, you… How about you- Sorry, I lost my temper. I'm a witch. Yeah, yeah. What? Calm down. What? Well, well, can, may I please have your cup? No, no, no, I'm not saying that you… I, I'm not saying ask permission. I'm just saying… All right. Woo. Oh, it smells very pumpkin. Up, up. Mm. There you are. All right. Okay, so this is pumpkin whiskey. Here's the cap. I'm gonna go take a piss, a witchy piss. Bye. Keep it witchy. Straight in the cauldron. Pumpking. Mm. Mm. Mm. Hm. Okay, so this is not how much we like it. Well, well, I ki- It's how much it tastes like pumpkin. Well, hold on. I'm, uh, it changes your voice. Yeah, it does. It always… I- Hm. It's like drinking a pie. Wow, that is, it is quite- It's, it's very sweet … it is quite good. It is quite good. We approve. I highly recommend it. We're, hey, guys, I mean, I mean, not, I mean, a sponsor of course. Um, but me, man. Southern Tier Distilling Company, Pumpking. Y'all did it. You did it. They, they misspelled pumpkin though. Yeah. Well, yeah, maybe a point off for that. Pumpking. I love- What's the scale, Stevie? One to 10. Um… I li- I'm seeing if my sense of smell has changed. Uh, I'm gonna give that an eight. I honestly can't imagine something tasting more pumpkin than that. I mean, I could- … it'd be a, a nine or a 10, but um, it's very, very pumpkiny. I know. I'm s- I'm actually gonna switch to this. I give it, uh, and I wish I was rating it on how good it is, but I'm rating it on how much it's like pumpkin. And I'm giving it a, I'm also gonna give it an eight. Okay. Uh, but if I was saying how much I loved it, I might would give it a, I might would give it a 10. Maybe you would give it a 10. I might would give, I might would. He might give it a 10. That's a total of 16. Boo! Whoa, you're back. Did you p- did you pee? I did. Did you pee in this? Is it, what, what color is it? Purple. Yeah. He- he- oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, all right, are you ready for your next liquor? Yes. Spooky. Okay, here's my next incantation. One use and some stubble. I don't have that, I wax. Now vodka emerges from my cauldron's bubble. Ooh. Oh. It looks like cream f- of whip. What's that called? Cream of whip. Cream of whip. My favorite beverage. That's what I do later tonight. Cream of whip. Whoo! You know what I'm saying, Cool Whip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I like Cream of Whip. Next time I break out the Cool Whip, I'll be like, "Baby, can we call it Cream of Whip?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to be a nice boy? Yes, I'm sorry. Thank you. I just, I just- I eat bad boys. It's been a day. Oh, whoa, whoa. Bad little boys. Okay, okay. I'm not a bad boy. Okay, so it's vodka. Here is that bottle. All right, thank you. All right, bye. Um- The special effects department, shout out. S'more. Yeah, y'all are working hard. E- you know, everybody's working hard. Um, ex- I mean, I'm not really working hard. Yep. I gotta say, um, I was expecting more from vodka. Vodka is sort of like, you know, it is the liquor that gets often flavored by things. Um, you know, a lot of people that we went to high school with really love vodka of all different stripes. Um, and so I'm just trying to find a nice way to say this. No, it. This sucks. It's, it's, hey, u- use, use your- It's real bad … use your naughty boy voice. Eh, this sucks. Yeah. Um, it's, and it doesn't taste like pumpkin. It tastes like maybe, like, uh, the taste that would be in your car after you took your, uh, like you went to a- Canoeing a fall festival of some kind. Yeah, you went, you went in a river. I'm gonna give it a one. And you took your shoes off in the back. Oh, God. And then you drank out of them. Something about it is not working. I'm glad it's a limited edition. I hate the bottle, too. It looks like Cheez Whiz. I'm giving it a two. All right. I just wanna say, out of character, I've noticed that you put me on wheels. I can't even walk onto set. Is there a reason for that? Is there a reason? Uh, uh, no. You don't even trust me to walk anymore? It, no, it- Don't blame us. No, absolut- it has absolutely nothing to do with what happened last year. Hey, blame somebody with a headset. Don't blame us. I mean- Okay. But, I mean, you're the one who chose to- Put my through a wall? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You're right. That's on me. And then you were on it. I, I, I'm sorry. I'm having a really difficult time remembering- Concentrating because of my … and so I just, can, can we just pl- I just, can someone remind me w- what happened? Yeah, I, I, yeah, I need to be reminded too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, some people might not know this. I mean- Azangela, are we live? I'm told. Uh, we're live. Are we live? One second. Oh, oh no. Bye Proof this wasn't planned. You know, you, you, you went first through that thing- I don't think anybody was suspecting that it was anything Listen, I had airbags in place. It was fine according to HR. All right. Yeah, yeah. I'm still here. Yeah, yes, dear. But you're on wheels now. Yep. Yeah, exactly. I've been told that's how I get everywhere in this, in this program from now on. Yeah. It's like- All right, all right. This is the last one, Linker … my mom in the airport. Cackles, casses and all things oral. Conjure up this pumpkin cordial. Oh. Whoa. And that's- Always with the oral cordial drive. Cordialing. Let's go, gentlemen. This is the last one. Oh, the last. Okay, so this is, oh, this is another Pumpkin King brand. Well, they said it was all pump- ugh. Okay. Well, but the brand. Not the… Okay. Oh, you didn't like it. Pumpkin… Oh, this is for you. She didn't like it. Bye. Let's see if we like it, eh? What is that? Um- Oh, that's the bottle. It's the same people that, but they've made a new thing. And the old thing, I've been loving. Well, let's see how they do on this thing. All right. Here we go. Rink. I don't know what that noise is. Rink. I thought, I thought you were talking to yourself again. Rink. Let's go, rink. Um, it's not as good as the first one. Hm. It's less pumpkin-y than the first one. Oh. Oh. Oh. Um, he might have to spit it out it looks like, maybe. Um, I'm gonna s- It's not the same company as the one that you liked. Oh, thank God. Oh, it's not? They just call it Pumpkin King as well? Yeah, and it has similar, like- Oh, it's- … signature. It was Punk King. Pumpkin, yeah. We are, we are, we've got a rivalry going and we're- Well, this one sucks … we are gonna track down the one that's worse and we are going to- It's that one we're gonna buy them out and we're gonna oversee a merger- No, no … between- And then we're gonna fill all their bottles with the stuff that we like. And we're gonna s- we're gonna call it? The same thing that people already like. Right. We'll just- Yeah. Oh. Oh. Well, we're gonna- Good times. We're gonna give this one- Good times with Mike … I'm gonna give this one a three. I wasn't hating it. Okay. But, but, what do you, how much pumpkin is it? That's not what you're… Again, I- I want to say what I think of them … it, it's amazing how when you cannot… How is it? It's about how pumpkin-y is it? I'd say a four. Okay, that's right. For a total score of seven, that means that the whiskey is officially Pumpkin Booze Brian. Oh, my God. Yeah, so Pu- so Southern Tier- Buttery … Pumpkin. Put the sticker on there, Bubba. Oh, yeah. Look at that. This is just one of the many things that, uh, it, it comes from our morning show, uh, version of this show. In ca- Uh, this show we do once a year … in case you're joining us for the first time ever … that, that show, uh, we do in the mornings. And, uh- It's much like this, but not like this … and it's, we just have happy-go-lucky banter, and we enjoy being with each other because you know what? After all these years, we still like each other. That's right. And when we get, when we get drunk, I can get, and I can start to get in my feelings. Uh-oh. So I just want to, you know what? Are you gonna, are you gonna cry already? You know what? I'm not gonna cry already. I just wanna say, you know, i- in my heart, you are Pumpkin B- Bru- boo- bruise. Is that, what is it? You can read it 'cause it's right there. Pumpkin brew- Cumkin, cumkin. I know, I'm serious. Cumkin. Pumpkin Booze Brian. That's me. There we go. Man. So- Oh, thank you for that. Now I, in case, uh, we have to cut to a pre-tape later for incontinuity, I don't want that to be there. But- Not, not, n- that's gonna happen. Uh, otherwise, I would say, uh, that I would love for you to wear that all night. Hey, hey, listen. He ain't that drunk. Hey. That's right. I'm, I'm glad we're doing this together, man. Whoo. Love you. Love you, too, Link. Whoo. Well, that was the least drunk that you were the entire night. Yeah. And we did have to censor some of that stuff out for YouTube. Hey, but if you want to see just how drunk I got and everything else that happened the rest of the night- You did … and every Good Mythical Evening night that we've ever made fully uncensored, if you're ready for that, head over to Mythical Society now. Become an all-access member to unlock all five Good Mythical Evening live recordings now at mythicalsociety.com/gme.