| Intro: C C/B Am Am | Note: C/B – x20010 C If you have a need C/B For somebody to touch up Am Your dishwasher Am In a way that requires paint C Just call this man C/B Am Am Jerry Stauffer in Continental, Ohio C He’s got the skills C/B He’s got the brush (oh yeah!) Am He knows what he must Am C Do to your dishwasher when he comes to your house C/B He’ll break it out Am And start stroking the dishwasher with paint C C/B Am He’s the dishwasher painter man (stroking the dishwasher with paint) C C/B Am He’s the dishwasher painter man (stroking the dishwasher with paint) Am C Nothing inappropriate about that C/B Would you like it in taupe Am Would you like it in mauve Am C Would you like it in white ’cause that’s a conservative way to go C/B That’s most of the paint I own Am Taupe, mauve and white Taupe, mauve and white Am C Stroking at day, stroking at night on the dishwasher C/B With my paintbrush Am Nothing inappropriate about that | C My business is really hurting lately C/B ‘Cause everybody likes Am Stainless steel Am C Stainless steel that’s all I see in the model homes C/B And when I try to paint ’em Am The paint just drips off, drips off Am The paint just drips off of the washing machine C C/B But they’ve got this thing called brushed steel Am Am Oh and I can brush that steel like a maniac C Like nobody’s business (so you can get the brush strokes on the steel) C/B Am Brush strokes on the steel now I’m stroking the steel C With my paintbrush C C/B Am Am C C/B Am He’s the dishwasher painter man (don’t forget about Jerry) C C/B Am He’s the dishwasher painter man (over there with his paintbrush) You know exactly what he’s doing with the paintbrush C You know exactly what he’s doing with his paintbrush on the dishwasher C/B Am Little bit sad what he’s doing with the dishwasher |