okay well let’s try this again one prime number no no it’s not a prime number – it’s like prime steaks even the recesses of questionable recommendations a single tear of a boolean just lost the big race to the new diet school fell into the glowing whole of phosphorescence germinating the kernel of no return and subsequently conceiving the mythical show with rhett and Link on this week’s show forest Patrol the YouTube challenge challenge Smosh this is science with rusty and Arnold and Star Trek the middle school musical and now here are your hosts rhett and Link welcome to not mythical your half-hour of not having to click around on the Internet we want to welcome all you mothers that had a good Mother’s Day Father’s sons daughters but especially a mother calls because you had a good Mother’s Day but the thing that I want to know is how your wife had a Mother’s Day and a birthday because she she was on here she had a Mother’s Day she had a birthday you know I listen I’m so relieved right now okay well I need to use the restroom so I’m not relieving that sense but I’m relieved that did you Mother’s Day went well the bath of the bathroom I can’t stop talking about the bathroom I gotta use the bathroom the the birthday do we need to take a break we can take a potty break I mean where there is no reason that we have to continue I thought that it would be a good thing I thought I could harness it for the sake of comedy you need to literally harness it and move on what I was trying to say was Mother’s Day and birthday both went really well I knocked it out of the park you still laugh at Mother’s Day and birthday what that’s it her birthday okay what I did get that right right what did you do anything special I took her to you know I did something special that you look on a lot this is well this is the like the the mythical show catching up conversation so I’m like hey what you do with it okay so really no but I really want I really want to knock it out the park like I said I would so for Christy’s birthday and Mother’s Day together in tandem I took her for a spa treatment and I also got a spa treatment so I got something out of it was a couple they call it a couple’s retreat you go in there and they put you on two beds and then they massage you is it one person the massaging both of you like one big guy with a hand on each person it’s two people massaging two others I would be good at that when my my my my reach look like a massage three I think no no impulse for the money I was paying for it I demanded that I would have my dedicated person okay and Christy had heard that you’re in the same room that yeah in the same room and there were hot stones involved it was it was crazy you making eye contact with your wife while this was happening I like you’re looking like this yeah I was looking I was looking at her to start and then they said put your head down they didn’t want you to make eye contact right they want you to put your head in that doughnut hole and so I put my head in the doughnut hole and then I’m just going to fast-forward to the highlight of my massage I forgot anyone else on earth exists except me and the muscles in my back and this small Korean woman who was giving me a massage and let’s listen this is what happened my head’s in the doughnut and then all of a sudden are they showing a movie inside they don’t hunt or anything isn’t I could know there’s nothing down there except like linoleum my eyes were closed and like my eyes weren’t like bugging open I closed my eyes of course to get the massage and I’m said of course I’m on this bench type scenario thing a table I guess it’s called a table not a bench I’m not waiting for a bus so anyway the the the knee comes up on the right side of my buttock and then all of a sudden I realize there’s another knee going up on the other side of my other buttock I’m like this woman is she’s on your buttocks she yeah and then all of a sudden I feel two hands go down in the middle of my back we could talk about this later and then and then then her kneecaps go into my buttocks and she is perched on my back doing this motion with her kneecaps on my my god and I’m just like giggling a little bit into the doughnut I’m like I hope she can’t she’s like are you okay I’m like fine I mean that was you felt like I fell like a king you gotta read the reviews before you go to a place like that no we did it it was just to check up on it just to get a little pressure okay well on the glooty you had a great Mother’s Day that’s what what I got from that is you had a great Mother’s Day we said nothing about your wife we had any same room she had a great time it was relaxing if we went out to dinner afterward it was it was a beautiful thing no one was hurt in the process now it was it was Mother’s Day and last week we released the yo mama song so wise Yoda often text her for it vaio mama’s so nice I gotta say it twice she’s nice nice now a lot of you pointed out the comments at the yo mama song would make a great caption fail you may have seen our caption fellow videos in the past that’s when we take a look at the closed captions that YouTube generates and they always generate them wrong and we looked at the yo mama song and the captions that were generated we’re absolutely hilarious a lot of areas yes there are so hilarious that I can’t even say it I can’t contain myself so we’re gonna read the caption fella version of yo mama song at least a few some of the highlights yamas caravan pictures of things about your mom hola that makes two of us except I was thinking about Gil Matta which at that point you fiddles your husband had lived out time as much to do video poker Judge Thomas bonus seemed determined to bark Microsoft wired almost no one has been killed off a taxpayer for example of a sudden Afghanistan’s once died yes nice thing that instead of letting provided at the kitchen he was just a brief uh view of my myself prices economize life jimmy cold was going to ask for more than dot org wrote a book about her and tiled awarded the diseases driving a little bit silicone instantly and settled nolanda in the gold note of national officially notified as well as can be made out of our whole metric mathematics overseas I don’t know that you have to wrap their medical record of delicious chicken burrito Allisyn indiscriminately confirmed that the president Noba Tashi Metallica definitely military what I think that what to do it Metallica yeah Metallica Hospital softly seeking some hypothesis can okay if you don’t have a vertical that’s not a deep breath you take the airplane reading the second is a copy for that I think it was a speedy here on August 11th wishes he with all that with my mom we gotta say that together here on August 11th wishes he was my mom that would’ve been awesome if you gotta said it with me the first time here on August 11th wishes he was my mom all right it’s time to tee up the next episode of forest Patrol hopefully you’re enjoying Forest Patrol as much as we enjoy its animated when we release it on a main channel share it let’s perpetuate this animation station that station is a all this part the animation station nope don’t we should probably be getting back huh we should probably be getting back I was saying we should probably be getting back yeah it is getting dark ain’t it attention all on Danny Patrol code zero zero zero zero zero one in progress at mermaid Falls campground unauthorized campfire duty call back you’re our kids and we’re your folks we’re a family who loves stories and jokes and we love you and we love a lot I love camping – oh man you guys are the best yeah more family songs what a sweet day my keys I got this hold on this is the perfect opportunity to employ my third-party arbitration training hey there folks oh hi Rangers I’m Ranger Russell and this is Ranger Gus it looks like ya’ll are having just a wonderful time on this beautiful night but someone has a special message for you hi family my name is fiery the fire-breathing dragon do you know what I hate what I hate fire huh that is I hate fire between May 1st and October 15th and the last time I checked it was May 7th oh we’re so sorry Ranger Russell talk to fiery oh we’re sorry fiery we’ll put it out right away thank you for your cooperation the message do you thirty law breaking renegades have the faintest idea what precious heart treasures you put at risk by violating our fire policy we’re really sorry and we’re putting out right now you have jeopardized the last remaining habitat of the giant hairless cave hamster really shoot in the world’s oldest tree sergeant Custer the original homestead of our esteemed Park founder Sam to scrimshaw himself our newly renovated wilderness and fitness center this pair of running shoes left behind by a vagrant this totally practical family minivan that’s ours and this leg do you understand yes good you do owe me a new puppet well what kind do you want um I don’t know happen thought about it you want me to buy it or do you want me to make it okay if you can make you that’d be fine I mean if it saves you some money I could use a sock it needs to be believable what do you want it to be that’s the question I’ve always wanted a dog I can’t do a dog the mythical male bowdoin largest this week we got among many other things ketchup flavored lipstick from Abigail in Pineville Louisiana a rubber cat and penguin from Rachel and Brownsburg Indiana salad tongs from Lisa and Louisville Texas and moose nuggets from Julia Amy a Morgan in Alaska one a male s something visit facebook.com slash Rhett link for more information thank you come on y’all male s something that’s our challenge to you speaking of challenges we have another challenge we’ve been working on a video that comes out this coming Monday on our main channel it’s called the YouTube challenge challenge but we want to give you a well it’s not a sneak peek we’re going to show you the video here but it’s a mythical show could be so sneaky that you lose the whole video so here’s the thing I mean you’ve heard all types of challenges floating around YouTube chubby bunny challenge do your own makeup without a mirror I don’t know what they call these tin can challenge all different types of challenge so our idea was in conjunction with comedy week that YouTube is doing next week to pull together a bunch of youtubers and get them all to do a bunch of these challenges back to back to back all at once with us yelling at them on megaphones we call the YouTube challenge challenge YouTube is home to a lot of challenge videos these are videos of people testing the limits of physical and emotional embarrassment and we’ve combined all these challenges together to the ultimate YouTube challenge challenge we got a bunch of youtubers we got some milk makeup tin cans marshmallows you get the idea you guys ready all right we’re going to get started with a cinnamon challenge where the doctor said you can die if you do that so we’re going to do the same cinnamon challenge that means coca cinnamon in your mouth and just spit it out so go ahead and put that spoonful of cinnamon in your mouth the YouTube challenge starts in 3 2 1 apply the makeup in front of you on your face without the use of a mirror yes your 22nd supernote go three two one day no carat pink medley dream crusher the dear melt and flake well now get up and we’re moving on to the smoothie challenge grab one of the ingredients lift off the ball one of the liquid slips out of the bowl challenge when you eat five take another small coin most experienced moment in your life this is my most embarrassing moment I mean Jojo moving on to the tip and challenge very carefully grab one of the ten cans from the ingredients they might be spinach whatever give you all the things that I hate spinach I think I’ll forget yo what is that raise your hand if you have gone food okay now it’s time for the what Sami challenge milkshake with the music cocktail or each space the final frontier these are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise its five-year mission to explore strange new worlds new civilizations to boldly go logic has rhythm minimal logic makes sense one and two two thousand three three and the four and five six seven eight looks like the Klingons are ten warm feet I give it all she’s got captain why is the power starting to dwindle I’m not sure but I charging my weight without playing whistle down down here we are I have the raptured security guard and I will never die yes I will never please a flower de fascinating it’s you it’s me will our fighting ever end why can’t we be friends outside I know that deep down I think you’re pretty cool too we threw boulders there’s devotion we study stalls you probably thought this was a promotion for the mythical show no I’m Chuck testa go to Chuck testa comm check me out now back to the mythical show hello and welcome to how well do oh you know each other before we start our game let’s meet our duo’s from Sacramento California they are the most subscribed channel on YouTube with nine point seven million subscribers let’s welcome Ian and Anthony better known as smosh and now our other duo is all the way from North Carolina and are best known as the older less successful Smosh rhett and Link first question round one worth one point what will your friends say is his favorite salad dressing blue cheese yeah I can’t see sally’s together all the time yeah all right Anthony same question I’m gonna go with balsamic vinaigrette balsamic vinaigrette second question what did your partner give you for your last birthday oh wait a card like a birthday card happy birthday on it a happy birthday card is your rant that’s like a greeting card that he got it the store I thought I got you nothing back nothing Oh for reals no boo that’s right I think you Jamie who between the two of you is the safest driver um okay it’s pretty easy since I’ve had at least 11 tickets in my life Rhett is the safer driver not I’m not happy to admit it you saved question goes to you Anthony uh I am the safer driver overall well which one I thought I thought I was a safer driver but then I thought about how down my dress oh you’ve crossed you know I crossed my name out and then I wrote Anthony so your point yeah okay next question Anthony question is let’s hear it is the worst YouTube video you uploaded three guys in a hotel hate that video three guys in a hotel it sucked really bad and it is not that it is Garrett’s blow this video isn’t even public but it’s still on YouTube no oh sorry but it’s private but you can we show a clip of it will grant you guys spinal special loose exclusive access rusev access Jared’s blog right here I’m like a hair stylist not like professional hair stylist I’m probably gonna get my major in that that was so good alright let me go to North Carolina Smosh I just wasn’t fan of this one um goth and baseball goth and baseball shirtless and pointless that was a great video man we were shirtless and it was pointed I would like to see this video do you guys have it yeah let’s let’s play that now all right well show here goes away and comes back to you yeah yeah Wow that was um that was a lot of a lot of nipples bonus question coming up three points three points if the two of you were stranded on a deserted island and you died first would your partner eat you what I’m not an RT all right II was gonna say yes he said he’s a heartless hungry jerk yes it Anthony question goes to you no doubt about it yes no doubt about it yes and the answer is Breton League SiC Smosh five round two coming up okay what kind of nut does your friend enjoy um Brazil nut oh I bet say sock perhaps red has a better answer as to what is absurd what nut his partner enjoys most link loves peanut butter but I would not call him a fan of peanuts in fact when it comes to nuts I would say that he is a fan of pistachios what you said that I would I’m gonna be oh wow look at you yeah that’s it yeah but when you eat nuts Ameritech me thank so many pistachios that you had an allergic reaction to it when your hands went numb all right let’s go to question two shall we whose number will appear the most on your monthly cell phone bill Christy your wife dang it man you have all the right rationale but you say the wrong answers nah wait your own numbers gonna be on your cell phone bill what do you mean by this ha ha ha you know I wrote I met you yeah same question for you um probably probably Kanye West Kanye West Anthony his mom’s oh speaking of mamas leads us right into the next question who is more of a mama’s boy you or your partner I want to spare Anthony the embarrassment so I’ll just say myself really it’s because you’re embarrassed yeah yeah I’m trying to be embarrassed yeah I don’t want everyone to know you’re big right this this guy the bad answer the score is time yeah breath question goes to you I don’t think that you’re actually a mama’s boy but if you have to choose who’s more of a mama’s boy it would have to be you well it is correct what would your friends say you were you would be doing if you weren’t a youtuber gonna have to ask you for an answer here red archaeologist woo writing a blog no one would react I’m just gonna say um the the career that I was doing before I did um Smosh which was Chuckie Cheese I was Chuckie Cheese I was announce you would haha okay here we go bonus question round two worth 1 million points Ian what would your friends say is the most annoying thing about you um uh yeah I knows one uh gargling gargling yeah gargling I said when he brushes his teeth he makes a sound like he’s Hawking a loogie yeah it’s the guy that’s the gargling yep dawn doesn’t count yeah one yeah million and six point yeah right how about answering the same question I would say that the thing that annoys you most about me think about it is that I’m a know-it-all Oh you both win cakes with your pictures on them yeah this is our sexy picture to thank you all for playing this has been how well do oh you know each other come back again and see us tomorrow for a brand new show it’s not true we’re doing this tomorrow this Delmarva shout hand is broken now that’s dr. Elmont a knowledge discovery chemicals danger one of the most scientific things on the planet is volcanoes on today’s episode we’re going to be constructing a fake volcano on a miniaturised scale you so much first but but first we’d like to introduce our child well she’s not our know I think you should say that different but first we’d like to introduce our child you’re implying that we’ve Pro created for a child our assistant there you go Leilani hey there come on same right here do you like science yeah what’s your favorite field huh field of science I don’t mean like a pasture but first we would like to introduce our child well she’s been here for a while have you ever heard of a volcano yeah well are you ready to experience a volcano yeah yep can you say that with even more enthusiasm absolutely I’m not talking to you I’m talking to her do you want to see a volcano what would what did I ask her the first time are you ready to experience a volcano yes what can you let her say it without you saying it are you ready to experience a volcano yeah I like that no Leilani I spit oh not long working on this thing hmm look at all just looks like a rock what do you think of volcanoes made out of light Ani well it’s men are like lingo I haven’t been working on my own I just showed you up what is this all around it’s historically interactor it’s tough diseases the cowboys and Indians see it since when is the cowboys and Indians fall around volcana well I didn’t think about that now why are you making her do that because her eyes are bright deadly I’m level with the top of my volcano what’s wrong with a little vinegar tomatoes I connect the dots my daddy used to spray vinegar in mines just looking at him crooked well that explains why your eyes are so stupid count them out one yep two little more nope missing it okay now have you heard of food coloring don’t answer that it’s a little joke adeje sometimes you get her story well she didn’t do it take this out first tastes like soap forgot we put soap in it I’m gonna be burping bubbles uh what’s just old acid he’s called vinegar you know what I’m going got it I’ll get it Oh got it I’ve got it we can both got it let’s both got it oh there she blows cowboys and Indians burning up hey you don’t do that good goalie look at that just because you’re come in a gallon container don’t mean it’s an illicit beverage this is what you call a volcano off oh there we go whoo Wiens yep how did this amazing explosion happen you might ask and I might answer this is sighs did you need to go to the potty I do it’s time to spend the mega wheel of mythicality can I spend it you spin it let’s go there together you doesn’t it that way and I’ll spin at this alright one two three oh that’s not gonna work who’s gonna its gonna let go you can spend a slingshot very gracious to gear up ten seconds to live uh what would you do with ten seconds I’ll live time to take a nap true I’m gonna make you the best 10 seconds ever Wow everything is Trey I’m so happy I had a great life thank you thank you thank you I always wanted to go I’m asleep oh man oh man oh no no no no no