you own any silk clothing you know like the boys were manager used to do there why would you ask me well they were remember in high school there were those guys that had like they had this like a full silk shirt and it was like a thing and it was cool no I don’t I don’t do you need to borrow one oh just sometimes think about it deep in the rock formations of Solitude a single drop of water from a leaky above-ground pool in Alabama fell into the pit of enthusiastic disinterest terminating the gigantic seed of potpourri and subsequently conceiving the mythical show with Rhett link on this week’s show rhett and Link calls Reilly the neck cracking chiropractor a musical performance Kat Von D and a surprise guest and now here’s Britt arguing welcome to the mythical show your 30 minutes of not having to click around on the Internet it’s episode 3 and you know what that means it means we’ve already done two of these and this is the third well it’s a price a prime number the episode one was a prime number episode three is a prime number Episode five will be a prime number episode 7 will be a what what antipodal of does that have on on the show or these these might be some people’s minds it that means everything and some people who are numerologists or OCD or the ban Queen do you know the band Queen now recorded don’t even go there we will rock you and the you know what they did they set in this English Church in England and they stayed prime distances of prime numbers away from the microphone because the dude who’s like the guitars for Queen is like an astrophysicist he’s like a genius and he was like we should stand prime numbers away from the mic so I didn’t tell you this until right now but I am in exactly a prime number of centimeters from the mic to tonight and and this is supposed to make this show I some is that the conclusion I’m trying to draw conclusion there is no conclusion brother it it’s a train ride okay here’s how I see this mythical show engine it will show in general I you know this is an experimental thing so thank you for thank you for being with us as we gain our legs the way that I see this is kind of like a baby giraffe newborn giraffe you know it comes out it’s birthed and then it’s a kind of Lois it’s kind of like wobbling its legs and trying to figure out how this thing works you know we’re figuring out lots of things we’re releasing segments on our main channel and then I’ve seen I’ve read the zoo babies book the mama draft kicks the young baby until it gets up and walks I think that’s what our our audience is doing the mythical beasts have you are our giraffe mother no mythical beasts so what I’m trying to say is you know you’re along for the ride the these things are going to happen it’s experimental things are gonna happen if we can guarantee anything tonight is a good show things are gonna happen I can guarantee you that but it’s the baby likes getting out there what I was saying was we release things on our main channel that people can share thank you for doing that that way it allows them to get out there and the baby drafts to fly well that’s part as part of the whole deal is that we are doing this show that consists of a lot of different things and we put those segments out there thank you for those of you who share those and thank you for those of you who were a part of this amazing thing that has happened since episode one with Gorgon the transmission repair man this dude is everywhere hello my name is go let me help you from Arlen’s transmission in Burbank finally there’s a mechanic who treats the woman the way she wants to be treated Gorgon welcome to TMZ live I’m so happy I’m front up to your camera how did it JT the YouTube no more anonymous dead ball coconut Gorgon the mechanic she’s shifting forward is legal for you shifting gears a little bit this and that was that was no pun really you know shifted it forward and now I’m going to shift it in Reverse shifting gears a little bit to this weekend it’s a big weekend for us this big big weekend for all of you because you all have Mother’s I think that’s safe to say Mother’s Day this coming Sunday I I’m anxious this is a big time there’s lots of expectations for me as a son as a husband / father yeah and oh gosh son-in-law – yeah when you get married you have three mothers right and and you each have two you have to do something in turn for all of them so and here’s the other thing it’s also Christy’s birthday Oh on Sunday on Monday okay that’s okay two different days yes I’m sure I you know I’m just trying to gear up and make sure I got everything your place I wonder I want to be the son of the year well my problem is I set the bar too high I mean last year I made a video of Locke and Shepard I remember that my boys of them doing a poem for their mother that’s all I did I got her a card of course and then I made this video of them doing the poem and she loves just the best thing ever she shared it with all her friends she sent it to my mom her mom and you know the receipt so the board wife what do I do this year because I’m not going to do that again that was a lot of work I think for you this is this has that you have to see this as a rebuilding year it’s like all of your seniors graduated and now your basketball team is like a bunch of freshmen and it’s just a rebuilding year you got to bring it down last year I totally blew her birthday and Mother’s Day like I bought her a card and I forgot to give it to her and it was just it was horrible I should do something purposely bad this year so I can do something good next year yes and lat I I’m on the upswing this year I’m gonna do something great because you know all of our moms obviously they deserve it but this year is the year that I’ve got to I got to take it out go and you got to bring it down and that brings us to our music video yeah well you know ever since the 80s when somebody said yo mama’s so fat and then went on to proceed to get some insult someone’s mother there’s been a lot of yo mama jokes a lot of insults we thought listen hey let’s change the tide on this thing a little bit why does it have to be about insulting yo mama why can’t it be about complementing yo mama and that’s what this song is about now I’ve been thinking some things about your mama oh well that makes two of us except I was thinking about yo mama what you been thinking oh you first your mama’s so cuddly that puppies watch YouTube videos of her yo mama’s so bold she’s featured on the tool bar of Microsoft Word your mama so wise Yoda off attacks her for it by oh mama so nice I gotta say it twice she’s nice nice your mama’s so blessed that instead of sweating her body emits a continuous gentle breeze yo mama’s so precious the Golem was like what dream call your mama’s so adaptable the Darwin wrote a book about her entitled the origin of the denise’s your mama’s name is Denise right no it’s Trudy but she’s so accommodating should probably answer to it no your mama’s so musical that I confuse your mama with Yo Yo Ma yo mama so chill that she addresses me as bra your mama’s so full of joy and Cheer she put the detergent industry out of business your mama’s so dazzling that your dad glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas yo mama’s so environmentally conscious that she can read the thoughts of trees your mama’s so creative but I have a reason things and he’s like what can I do with these yo mama’s so brave they never saw her fighting a bear I would think the defend your mama’s so compassionate that she knit sweaters for homeless kittens made out of her own that’s equals mass times the speed of light to the second hour also seen that she makes the soul feel dirty when she’s taking a shower your mama’s so magnetic this cheese even got pull with magneto your mama’s so enjoyable that she’s like a hug wrapped in laughter wrapped in a magic show wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito your mama’s so indescribably awesome that how indescribably awesome ish I’m having a lot I’m describing it your mama so intelligent does he make me feel inferior when I don’t use words good yo mama’s so crafty does she know the full of original smartphone out of glitter of balsa wood your mama’s so outgoing that she is at this very moment in space yo mama’s so careful that she keeps her iPhone case in an iPhone case – yo mama’s so unpredictable that side keeps refused to give her a reading yo mama’s so persuasive did she confess a cop – pulled her over that he was speeding your mama’s so stable that horses are like yo can we stay with you yo mama’s so resilient every morning she’s freaking so cereal with bird flu your mama’s so loving that I wish she was my momma you saying you want to trade mom’s if that’s what you’re suggesting then perhaps yes would that make us brothers I don’t think so but is he if your mama became my mama but my mama stay my mama ding ding woman we would be brothers no I would just be a motherless child you would have two mothers well maybe we should just hang out before us more often okay like a relaxed environment hot air balloon ride really yeah she enjoys that well so does your mom you’re not it’s just all about the heat is your mama I bet your mama knows how to fire she’s such a good and your mom’s a good navigator good would just be along for the ride I mean heat hot air right maybe just the two of them too well in just send us a video I would go and I would write you a letter about it download yo mama so on iTunes or Amazon you can give it to your mama give it to your mama give it to yourself give it to your family give it to your friends give it to your pets because animals need music to just just download it that’s all that’s all we’re asking it’s it’s gift for everybody okay recently on our Facebook page we asked you guys to make posts requesting for us to call people on your behalf sometimes you got something that’s important a message you need to deliver if it’s really important you shouldn’t text it you should tell them in person yes but if it’s awkward to tell them in person you can at least call them on the phone if it’s really awkward you can ask us to call them on the phone for you which is weird but we will do it it’s called red link calls it’s when we make real phone calls to real people based on real requests here it is okay Shawn has asked us to call his place of work which is Panda Express and talked to his manager Andrew and convinced him to stop having Shawn work the drive-through he says his manager is a reasonable person but he doesn’t listen when I tell him that I am horrible on drive-thru however I am the best person for the lobby I get it I don’t the let’s call don’t want to work the drive-through seems like fun gets old quick yeah take the fun panic experiment Bellevue yeah cuz you with Andrew T’s sure thing speaking I’m gonna help you yeah Andrew this is rhett and Link calling on behalf of one of your employees Sean yeah tell us about his work ethic and what you have him doing around there at the Express well I’m Sean as he’s won my arm counter help you know he serves the customers do you ever have him work the drive-through do I have him work the drive-through yeah um I’m trying to train him on the driver he’s not very strong on it right now you know um I’m sorry I’m Who am I speaking to hi this is Rhett & link calling on behalf of Sean one of your employees yes but um I’m sorry I don’t I’m not quite understanding your request though okay well he asked us to humbly request that you just put him back on the lobby he doesn’t want to work the drive-through you know you said it he said it he’s not that great at it so just keep him in the lobby get him off of that drive-thru he doesn’t know what he’s doing over there um this is something that he wanted us to deliver on his behalf because he’s not comfortable telling you the cold hard fact which is he sucks on drive-thru he doesn’t have the gift you gotta have the gift you do it that bad yeah I understand that but I’m sorry like I’m not like but I’m trying to grasp that like who you are as far as telling me that yeah well we’re rental Inc we make calls on behalf of people like Sean now and I’m even wearing like a tie so it’s rhett rhett and Link I’ve never heard of y’all that’s fine yeah if it makes you normal now listen Andrew it’s just real it’s real simple it’s not like he’s going to make a career out of Panda Express so just in the meantime what you need to do I think is just kind of give him what he wants which is he wants lobby he drinks eats sleeps Panda Express and lobby okay yeah no I mean yeah it’s just just a fatter than you I’m not really quite sure I’m speaking with so it is there you know okay well do you I’ll speak with Sean so um okay one last thing okay could you just eat a little bit of that orange chicken I want to enjoy it by carelessly through the phone here I love oh is so good it is like candy I’m fine sir thank you do you I mean do you get it for free right I was not about that I’m just not in the mood to sample North chicken thank you well which one do you want a sample which is your favorite um a lot of them are my favorites they’re just okay we don’t need to call a sir just because we’re dressed up today during any one you want and actually we’ll guess what you’re eating based on all that’s good okay we want to keep this we don’t keep this a phone line tied up okay Andrew great talking with you we sure you’ll make the right decision yep all right thank you very much never get that you too all right we sure you make the right decision all right everybody welcome to a game night tonight we’re gonna be playing risky settlers knights and allies of the Lords of Dominion of Earth pandemic Edition now we’ve all played before but linked this is your first time right yeah I mean just get started I’m I’m sure I’ll catch on well everybody start with picking a color and taking three cards up building him yet now we roll the dice when you rolled a two that means you get to roll the mega die you roll a 14 that means you get three jumbo resource cards no look at them yet now we all grab items from the game chest that correspond to our item cards I’ve got a pistol card okay everybody provides two forms of identification one for you in real life and one for your character in the game I’ve just got my license well I guess we’ll be playing with a rodent entrapment expansion packet now swab your neighbors mouth for a DNA sample now wait five to ten business days for the results okay now check your results and take the corresponding actions yeah you got a predisposition to restless leg syndrome and you only get one more card now take and eat a piece of whey bread you put your left hand in you put your left hand out and put your left hand in and you shake it all about now regurgitate your wave read into your money bag dodger you get to pop the biosphere to see how many newborns are present for the firstborn prophecy – okay the prophecies agreed the crystal bearer must retrieve a bloomy elderberry from the north-facing slope of Mount Glockner wand what number am I thinking of – no eight now get eight tattooed on your left butt cheek what is it you wanted the word eight right like I just ate not the number eight no oh left hand Oh Gert snake eyes we get to release the Bandit do the cinnamon challenge Wow milk yourself huh you’ll is time to cut off your left pinky finger what and there you have it guess what crystal bearer you get to go first now we just got to figure out who’s gonna be the mayor the mythical mailboat of beefs up this week we got among many other things the Spider Man PEZ dispenser from Stevie in North Carolina a red link coke bottle from Savannah Mars in Oklahoma a key in Bell from Ted in Boston and a tape dispenser from bin in Florida want to mail us something visit facebook.com slash red link for more information thank you you’re watching the mythical show with rhett and Link and she’s given me a butt tattoo now as part of the mythical show we are making more commercials and in this week’s episode we are making a commercial for Ryan Lee a chiropractor in Silver Lake now for our practic is it’s it’s there’s some controversy associated with it some people don’t consider a real doctoral type thing yeah well there are doctors but they’re their doctors of chiropractic they’re not medical doctors the MDS kind of looked at the backbone doctors in their own little circle and I’ve been to some I’ve been to one or two or three well this is this is my first visit and exposure to chiropractic as with all of our commercials we like to meet the client do a little research so we know how to make the best commercial possible you want to make a commercial for a Pentecostal Missionary Church of Christ forth watch or do you wanna make a commercial for Riley Chiropractic Center what do you like I mean I’m willing to go anywhere dr. Lee oh my goodness how are you doing good best rep nice meeting you guys art all try and make this a very pleasant experience I should be scared or so there are some risks involved okay very minor risks let’s get into it okay all right give me dinner oh my god when do I get naked oh there’s shortly me for that we don’t get any of them I’m just gonna do a little simple neurological test see if your your nerves are functioning properly this one’s a little bit slower and then but this one was good although IQ might be attacking about you kept on the right side this is good this is good for me good that’s right now this is where we’re gonna do I’m gonna take your head and you’re gonna just let me hold it okay you can do anything with your face but just let me let gravity and we’re gonna let it drop right here Oh what Elma earth Wow what did that look like from like your perspective like he was he was killing me right well yeah and that’s what I like about it that’s it just relax drop and oh here we go good anything where they come take photo you just borrow there’s a little inherent Oh obviously awkward awkwardness yeah be good hmm just laying back oh yeah and I like that and it looks like you’re hugging somebody or putting them to sleep that’s right permanently oh good oh good worse than it is okay what me muscle look on my face right afterwards really like relief meets it’s over I think about when is where’s the egg what is he was delivering a serious chiropractic message I like to Riley did is a boom and it’s just like another person’s like you know yeah I like it good we’ll be premiering Riley chiropractic centers commercial later on in the episode but now it’s time for a new segment that we are calling readily finally talk to a girl they had a crush on in college but we’re too afraid to talk to her now they’re going to talk to her if you watch good mythical morning in the past you may have seen us in an episode called how to talk to a girl in college North Carolina State University there was this one girl that we both saw she was hard to miss she was very pretty and she wore like these boots and these skirts and we just got to talking about her we never talked to her but we started calling her Miss Perfect yeah I remember we would go to the Brickyard at NC State to eat lunch and we would just sit there at this table and all we would do was talk about and look at Miss Perfect but never an ate alone and we would never talk to her talk about her talk about this talk about but then years later that I’m talking just a year ago I’m at home I get a text from Annette and it says turn on wipeout and I see the hostess it click Miss Perfect Miss Perfect is Jill Wagner host of Wipeout hostess hostess of Wipeout and I think you shouldn’t say hostess I think that’s sexist you have to host okay I’m just like anybody else but you know I’m happily married now it’s not like it’s not like I need I’m upset about anything it’s just to me it’s just a lesson no word at all you single guys out there that you know what you never know who you might be afraid to talk to and they might turn out to be hosting a show I’d be on TV where people name themselves on big red balls and whatnot and why are we talking about this now we’re talking about this because we have a special guest welcome crew and those of you across the internet to the mythical show miss Jill Wagner welcome to the show thank you really thank you I mean you were sitting there through the holes it gets better the second time around really yeah you saw the first time we kind of shared with everybody yes I saw it first of all I have no idea what I was doing when you guys were like stalking me in the bridge yard we were just watching you eat and it wasn’t one time I mean it was multiple times talk many times over several years but the thing is it’s like I don’t know what I was doing I don’t know if I was picking my nose I don’t know if I was like possibly I probably was and you were here you were at one of these tables with that had like four seats but you were there by yourself so why didn’t you guys come talk to me I don’t know we kind of built it up in our minds and it would be like the ice was so thick it’s like this ice is unbreakable question for you guys how did you what how did you perceive me it’s been pretty nice no knowing you had these boots yeah you like the boot to have on now no they were like really tall white boots they were like oh my wife yeah you did slight boost almost two things EJ so you saw the video where we kind of spilled the beans and and uh and I watched it and I don’t think I’ve ever been as flattered as I was when I heard what you guys said I am serious it’s the issue it was I was so flattered and that’s the truth and creeped out maybe no no not at all because you guys are cute I mean you guys this is going well no I’m getting like not for our sake but for the sake of all the single guys out there who might be in the position that we were in you saw a girl you thought she was attractive you wanted to have the courage to talk to her but you just couldn’t bring yourself to do it our idea is to do a reenactment yep we’re like you’re sitting at the outdoor seating eating your lunch like we always saw you and we’re faced with these with the choice of either to do what we did for change the course of history in a reenactment sense and talk to you what subtly does change the course of history I don’t think it will it won’t okay so I’m gay this is a segment we call rhett and Link reenact not talking to their crush in college but this time around talking to her for the benefit of single guys to give them confidence uh excuse me hello are you doing fine for you see you’re eating today hi my name is Lincoln this is uh Retton we’re friends and hi god I just saw you sitting here and what’s your what’s your name hi my name is Jill her name is Jill yeah do you mind Jill is it there’s two seats here getting this sure you can okay this is going good good so far yeah I like your boots oh thank you I like your boots too I like a more well this is going good wouldn’t you sneak you come here often every day at lunch yeah now you’re noticing time I know that too usually sit in this area well you usually sit in that area but I can’t say instead of there yeah I mean look this way uh we thought today we would were you looking take things to the next level me yes we have been observing you like a bird no just making sure you’re safe we’ve been looking for an opportunity right wasn’t safe in the brickyard do you have a landline a phone number yeah because we don’t have cell phones don’t exist yet are you in a van huh I was in high school yeah so something are you in a band now yeah he was also a new yeah well used to be we were dual leads are you in a band now uh could be we could restart right now is that requirement no I guess technically not you guys actually hear that okay did you touch this with your mouth I’m parts of it oh wow I you know I a lesson to all you single guys see how easy it is to break the eye that easy I you know I think we should run that again but a little bit differently needed up a little okay just a little bit hi mom oh my god you’re so beautiful lady no thank you can I sit absolutely sure thank you usually you come in this restaurant yeah like every day really yeah I’ve classes done why I make a note for the time probably I will be here tomorrow to check our school here usually no but I’m looking for the beautiful lady some like you so you go to a lot of campuses beautiful women usually my job is shifted shifted know about the cheaply um know what would what do you shift a lot of things I can’t do shift anything’s okay I’m looking for different maybe maybe we could be friends I mean I’m here all alone and really you’re here all alone in fact you look hungry are you hungry Alejandra I’m hungry for talking to you maybe I have your number okay absolutely probably your number inside of the scent okay absolutely it’s a token of my friendship swear to me you’re gonna call me pinky swear are you sure you’ll accept my part if if you pinky swear that you’re in a coma why don’t you give me your pinky are you missing a pinkie no they’re okay I think you swear you’ll call me I saw at the club and I’ll answer oh wow this what just happen we got a love connection meatball Segal guys you see what can happen if you’re well if you’re Gorgon well I guess this has been rhettandlink reenact talking to the girl that they had a crush on in college in order to give confidence to single guys but then fail in the arena Ackman and buy Gorgon on to then actually do the reenactment and be successful to actually instill confidence and you single guys and I don’t think we’ll ever do this segment again that was that was good though right now it’s time for the world premiere of the new Chiropractic commercial that we have produced Rowlett there are a lot of questions surrounding chiropractic care is it safe is it helpful are they real doctors you may have had a negative experience that left you hesitant to return to a chiropractor maybe you felt uncomfortable or maybe you felt nothing at all hi I’m dr. Ryan Lee and I specialize in holistic chiropractic care I’m committed to providing a comfortable atmosphere for my patients as well as an incredibly professional environment whether you’re dealing with a stiff neck a painful back migraine headaches whatever call and make an appointment today gentle comfortable professional practice and – comfortable time to spend the mega wheel of super mythicality but why should we spend the wheel when we can have it professionally shifted gorgon will you do the honors yes if you’re wondering why Gorgon showed up in the middle of the show it’s because he showed up in the middle shaman of the show it’s been it whoa shifted shifted around most satisfying ending ever now we have determined through many studies and researches that the most satisfying thing you can possibly do as a human is bubble wrap pop here we go and it’s just to clarify when I meant to say was pop bubble wrap what do you speak like Yoda bubble wrap pop everybody take some grab some board take some of that most satisfying any ever well that is so satisfying good that was awesome pop get the on oi yeah that natural there there we go hair still good and everything you