but I have this instinct of wanting when I sit down to clean the top of the desk off like it’s I guess it’s because I think I see crumbs of some sort crumbs crumbs sing a song let’s sing a song this week about crumbs deep in the backwoods cave of disorientation a single tear in the eye of the person cutting the world’s largest unveil into the kiddie pool of over exuberance germinating the egg of wonderment and subsequently conceiving the miracle show with rhett and Link on this week’s show rabbit lightning a new local commercial crossing streams street charades with SourceFed and more and now welcome to the mythical show your half-hour of not having to click around on the internet don’t do it don’t click there’s no need to because here it is BAM I’m feeling good I’m feeling arrested there was a sleepover at my house last night I didn’t take part in the sleepover he like had a slumber party my son had a sleepover oh but you basically Lincoln your son spent the night you know this right you didn’t think he was missing right he didn’t call the cops or anything no I’m in my place I knew that he was at your house sleeping there I will have a very interesting thing to relate to you about to relate to you about your son he’s not coming back is he yeah he’s gonna be with us for a few yeah ok so when your son is over at my house I like to tell them an epic story so I get locking link in there and I just tell them an epic story about themselves now you’re talking like bedtime scenario bedtime story turn the lights off I told them we need to make a movie about this story it was so good it was about this metal cube this featureless metal cube that they put their hands on it takes them to another parallel this universe is at the top of your head right stream-of-consciousness but you like what are you wearing because are you like in pajamas no and like what I wore for the day you weren’t you weren’t like my slumber party where I’m not part of the slumber party I’m just a storyteller okay that’s what I call me I wanted to make sure I tell them this amazing story about they meet that the the parallel selves they have to fight them and then the real lot gets taken to the fake universe and the real Lincoln comes back with the fake Locke it was incredible it lasted like 20 minutes really they were totally into it the whole time and then I finished and it ends in a totally epic way where they get to be friends again and I’m looking at them it’s kind of dark but I can see him well enough to see that they’re both sitting up on the edge of the bed and I finish the story and Lincoln looks right at me and he goes and then lot looks at him and they both discover your kid you know basically always is sitting on the bed ovation and then and then they were just like they were so moved he’s a nice guy and I was like well I know it was a good story yeah I know you’re not used to good bedtime stories from your dad but when you come over here it you’ll get something epic and you can why does this gotta be why is he gotta give out that he was so impressed that this means that he doesn’t get impressed on a normal basis no it typically a bedtime story is supposed to end with the kids talking out so I if you’re gonna turn this again good bedtime stories in with ovation yeah that’s what we’ve we’ve learned until my son came over you probably never had innovate is the only room you’ve ever closed really this is how great my how considerate my son is not how bad of a dad I am but by the way I am now the resident basketball coach we’re still like going off of who’s the better father in the aftermath of the other day is that what this is turning into much because if it is then I am the resident basketball culture my coaching my cul-de-sac cult you started a basketball Cole I started I be in it I started I’m starting a basketball cult anyone who wants to come to my cul-de-sac is welcome to my neighbor put up one of those adjustable goals now all the kids come out and I play basketball with them and yeah I can dribble with both hands and like believe I’m like reliving the dreams that I had in high school of being on the basketball team but instead I just kept score for the girls basketball team it’s a sore subject so now I’m changing all that so it’s like me out there just to the kids you versus the kids that’s not a couple meet I’ll come over there and play one-on-one with you means you’re a blind fool you’re not gonna be part of this mr. epic story okay I’ll just tell you guys a story in the coldest everybody from your neighborhood can gather around I’ll tell them a story you can just go in there dribble between your legs I’ll tell my story the whole neighborhood okay wait we can see who gets who gets more it gets more kids to show up for their thing this is like turning to something really creepy come on kids to my basketball cough to the cold I will tell an epic story welcome to the the mythical show where these two creepy guys interact with children okay well is that what this is yeah listen before this gets any creepier let’s keep it moving and we want to show you like swishing stuff left and right I’d like to continue talking about my basketball skills okay well you know what you can take a video and you can upload it to YouTube there’s a website for that start a new channel called weird Deuter – cul-de-sac playing basketball with eight to ten year olds hi I’m Michael from Branson Missouri and you’re watching your mythical so does it count from 10 it’s not a photo on this video we are a rabbit lightning I’m red rabbit long moonshiner this is lawn lighting I’m lightning no that is not my real name this but that’s the name that we took whenever we started touring you know you’re not supposed to tell them as a stage name the tweets have been blowing up asking us to write a song I don’t now to write in love I don’t care about your tweeter and I don’t want to hear any more about it I’m believing real connections with real people you know I like to make physical contact with my fans you know and I and sometimes that’s just brushing up next to them sometimes it’s a handshake sometimes it’s more I’ve been living out of a car for the past three months now my philosophy when writing a love song as you think of something that you love so let’s just talk about a few things that we love oh well women from a distance I’m not currently dating anyone now as you know I’m married to little rabbit I write a lot of songs about a lot of women but but little rabbit knows that they’re all about her ultimately even if it’s about Amanda or Jessica the red hair of the devil woman you’re singing about your walk low rabbit but I think if you’re writing a song about a woman it’s almost best to think about something other than a woman that you love and then write about it and give it a name of a woman there’s maybe at all like a bouncy ball or what’s something that you own that you love there you go I like yo-yos it goes away and coming back just like a a woman there was a time I held you in the palm of my hand like a yo-yo and on ya then what I got another yo-yo 24 yo-yos we could do a whole album about polygamous love songs and we would sell like hotcakes something about you seeing that staring at me directly makes me uncomfortable there was a time when I held you in the palm of my hand and you came to me but only for a fleeting second we tied the knot around the finger and then I began to play tricks on you that were unmistakable like Rami by walking the rocking the baby is like when she got pregnant were you walking the dog and all of a sudden we were rocking the baby I can curl it rock I got to see the words man you can’t rock the baby like a faker you do that and did meet you in the music video but don’t do that in the lesson my step sounds really good with the yoyo he’s got his own YouTube channel his collie ho gogo rolled up what’s his name again Tyrone what if I did that you cannot you can’t do two things at once man you can’t do one thing at once what about all them times that I was the one driving the tour bus and drinking the big gulp that’s not that’s not multitasking man that’s just enjoying yourself boy this is a lot better than not the whores are gonna be we might have a number one yeah no I mean I might need to use a restroom okay we will check back in with rabbit lightning later on in the show and see if they have made any more progress on their love song but now it’s time to tee up another local commercial let’s use golf terminology since now we’re both avid for that means I’m about to start speaking okay okay that could get a little odd for I’m gonna speak or it’s like over no that’s it when you get finished speaking for tea up the local commercial okay you have to go over okay so we like to make commercials for local businesses you know that and we’d like to make them for local local businesses meaning businesses here in the Burbank area I like to say Burbank sometimes to a to tell you that I think we should start that for I don’t think that’s how it’s pronounced over anyway uh we found a business pretty close by that was it we were hungry so we found this business because it’s a recipe it’s a Chinese residents on ease restaurant called frontier wok and outside of it it looks like the Old West I mean it there’s like a thing a cart that holds the gold yeah no golden there was no go like a trash it had been pilfered but essentially it’s a western themed Chinese restaurant so we were like this commercial is like 75% written before we ever showed up but then we did show up and well we meet Paul the owner here let’s hear some behind the scenes just kind of set the stage coach for here it comes are we in Arizona in 1850 no we’re in Burbank at a Chinese restaurant called the frontier walk hey there I’m Linc I’m great okay this is wrap we uh we’re here that we’re here to make your ad for you you’ve got pictures of famous people who’ve eaten here I guess we do you want a picture of us yes if you want to but you have to be famous I’m working on it I thought we were as famous as Sholay Bocelli who is that I didn’t know yeah and tris Holly Hardy what about that guy jumping over the car I don’t know yeah let’s see we could totally be on this wall those are legitimate this is legitimate and this is legitimate who is this Christie Howard Clark I would like to know who she is so they don’t know I will definitely we’ll get you a picture you want to be blind white black and white yeah do a black and white of us we should be eating your food uh-huh and then the people we looking at yeah look at these guys they’re eating in this restaurant that’s for sure they were here yeah so Paul is a super friendly super accommodating guy but the way that I see it or saw it the stakes were pretty high because I felt like I wouldn’t be justified in putting our head shot in the frontier walk unless we delivered on a Chinese platter of Awesomeness his is commercial I think we’ve done that and I think a key to that was the fact that Paul went on to tell us that you know we kind of pitched an idea for the commercial and then he was like well you know I’ve got a friend of mine he used to work here Jose he doesn’t work here anymore now he just runs this mobile petting zoo and he’s got a horse he’s got a little miniature horses like a cowboy he dresses like a cowboy and so we were like okay definitely we want Jose to bring the animals for the commercial I don’t think what Jose really understood though was the fact that not only did we need his animals for the commercial but we wanted to make him the star of the commercial hey he and Paul yeah guess you only need two for a showdown hello stranger we don’t need any trouble around here I’ve been traveling for days and I’m hungry feed me or I will shoot you and burn down your establishment barns chicken chicken chow mein young cow fried rice kung pao chicken oh that is some tasty kung pao chicken I’m glad I had my last meal at the frontier walk come to frontier walk in Burbank one three one one Hollywood way for Chinese food so good it’ll blow you away so if you need a little white horse for your birthday party call Jose and if you need Chinese food in a western setting call Paul or just go to the frontier walk yes do it okay listen well right now we’ve been best friends since first grade you you have this knowledge you’re comfortable with this by now but what you may not know is that Rhett and I are both avid journalists and sometimes we find it interesting to go back into our journals the journals that we wrote on the same day about the same event and cross-reference them and see how we our perspectives different perspectives you never know what you might learn and that brings us to a segment we call crossing streams welcome to crossing streams I’m red I’m Linc and this is my journal leather huh yeah I’ve got kind of an Indiana Jones motif going here and of course it’s large because it’s my my life journal I’ve kept it for my entire life yours is kind of girly kind of looks like a diary is definitely a journal well it says diary on the front I think at some point that said dairy I think it was like a dairy farmers journal let’s just see what they say is what is on the inside the counseling well let’s start with me July 27 1999 rhett and I are camping at Linville Gorge I slept so well on my new sleeping bag last night and I had an amazing dream I was a dragon slaying night I walked across lava then fell into a sand pit and got sand in my mouth then finally got out and extinguished a dragon’s flames under a waterfall interesting I have a entry from that same day July 27th 1999 camping with Linc he’s sleepwalking again last night he got up walked across the camp fire coals grabbed some freeze-dried beef stroganoff and ate it straight from the bag then turned around and peed on the fire oh well that totally makes me reinterpret my dream it should let’s go to a more recent time uh April 14 2013 my computer went out on me again the day I guess I’ll have to get another one again I must have given it too much water but I know that computers need water just like plants I think I’ve got something that could shed a little light on this I don’t have an entry from April 14th but I do have another piece of an entry here from July 27th 1999 that night that we went camping together I was 14 years earlier yeah after Linc peed on the fire and laid back down he started sleep talking so I decided I’d have a little fun I told him computers need water just like plants about 200 times in a row computers don’t need water man in fact is it like the exact opposite of what I’m just shocked it like no-one else who’s seen me water my computer has ever said like in coffee shops when I’ve been watering my computer how will I recover from that except by reading another entry for my journal it looks like an Indiana Jones movie are you really finding a page where you do that I just kind of shake it it’s like a magic 8-ball oh really yeah shake it and then the date that I want comes I just find that most of my journal entries are written in here in the middle January 18 1989 today I brought my grandfather’s taxidermist Wild Turkey for show-and-tell at school I have no idea how it happened but when I sat it outside in the hall for a second to get ready to surprise the class it was totally destroyed yeah I also have an entry from this day January 18 1989 today somehow wild turkey got loose in school those things can be deadly he was standing alone in the hallway but I was able to tackle him and rip his head off crisis averted it was a totally stiffed Turkey and he had a really aggressive look in his eyes the look in his eyes was one of death I doubt I think we’re talking about two different turkeys here I’m pretty sure the one that I killed was was he didn’t bleed though it was the same date and it was the same school I think this has really shed some light on stuff we should do this more often this has been crossing streams Li’s rats and gorgon are the sexy mechanics versus me jo and Elliott are the straight ballers it’s strange to raise the addition sexy mechanics sweep allah’s’ what are you looking at Oh chicken is what he said that’s right that’s right you’re a chicken you have a problem for the transmission can you work out some kind of a deal the best deal for you don’t give them a deal very good they’re the enemy the winner gets to keep the turf loser has to do the slow-motion walk of shame into the street of nothingness NARS one okay go you’re eating a hot dog street vendor street vendor to vendor with the shoot something wrong okay taco taco truck sleepy sleepy taco night late night taco drive taco truck you’re sleepy tacos this is late go go man you’re good two words snores parking ticket parking ticket ticket oh right to make it so uh meter reader Peter Peter made meter boom this is called a celebratory jump just fine okay okay dancing table okay boring okay he’s haunting putting a gun Michael Jackson’s Thriller some way usurp the point like a change a cheap oil change good long again that’s a change oil for the transmission fluid are you advertising your own business in our terrain the voice it was a seven hey Mina Ted give a clue great great great great agenda three words head airbag head-on collision and shirt torso torso Mambo mommy mom gangsta gun chest gun boobs boobs done something tap oh okay listen wait we get to steal this right bust a cap Oh Buster cow bra we get a boy so if I get this we went automatic good luck how is he missing hey Bert hey oh boy what would you go back you gonna die right now tap dancing tap dancing oh uh dance fine I think it’s crying yet the east and west uh-huh okay Oh what’s happening oh the killer rising story okay East West led Coast West Coast can you reserve can usurp West Side Story oh uh uh a king pain if you get it you win if we steal it we win oh seven eight nine hat homeless man homes been Barbie um former homeless been asking for change oh cool pop out good child how about begging for change Oh get this this is this is our our Dean is like they make it a lot I didn’t plan on staying anyway to make you gotta make it a racquetball your guys I’ll make it a handball shut the gate on your way out oh we learned if we did get more points in turn out so hey but we would fight so you know what you’re leaving this door we’re gonna keep talking to tell you’re out of gunshot those are tough so I’m so mad video yeah we really do like you so bad huh the mythical mail boat of augments this week we got among many other things a medal from Linda and Germany a hard drive from James in Massachusetts a light-year blend from Alexis and Kentucky and some broken plastic fish from even California also thanks to Martina in Illinois for sending us a rhettandlink rubik’s cube when I could have put that on the boat if we just wanted to say thanks wanna mail us something we got a new address visit facebook.com slash Breton link for more information thank you what would you do with 4,000 post-it notes and guileless kid wanna go again where he turns towards the camera okay just go ahead and dart looking at me it’s a picture video and then you’ll turn and look signature guy all right Rhett hey Paul we got a gift for you all right oh I like this bah we loved it so how do we go on the wall of fame you know first you want to find a spot for it because I think if we leave before you find a spot for it I have a sneaky suspicion it may not get on the wall I was really hoping that we would get pretty close to Kristi Howard Clark you sure you don’t want to put us in a more prominent place like maybe right there right here I’m afraid people gonna steal it I like this spot because I’m because it’s open yeah do you most people come in and hang up their own photos oh they just give us a photo kung pow screw this is gonna probably go in slow motion my dreams have come true and our mission is accomplished are you happy yes I’m happy so now we’re going to put it all together with everything that we’ve taught and everything that you’ve learned there was a time I held you in the palm of my hand and you came to me for just again I attached myself to you with a not unbreakable then we started playing tricks on mistake we were walking the dog and then all of a sudden we were rocking the baby why did it up and let me loose people thought we were crazy and maybe we were and just like a yo-yo do sleep a lot run up the credit cards and take you to for all you’ve got back and forth and around the world you’re not a yo-yo you’re a girl and I’m sorry for treating you like a yo-yo all these years more times I’m sorry for treating you like a yo-yo oh all these years take me back honey I played alimony and I’ll take you into my house and I’ll make you my own I like this we shouldn’t even release this I’ve been keeping this in my desk thinking about you every day I know you want to come back home and make this right and get married again for the third time and well but I’m willing to do that but you’re not supposed to make her feel like a yo-yo that’s a catchy tune yeah I can’t wait to see the music video I can picture lots of yo-yos there’s a music video I don’t think we can do that we don’t have anything to do with it they should do it I don’t think those guys aren’t asked but I think we should produce it for them right we’re not gonna have any part in that but I’m sure that they will do it here and we’ll just watch it along with the rest of us cuz they’re not us yes you’re not us playing characters thanks to those of you that have submitted videos for the cicada challenge people are actually eating cicadas prepolymer but a lot of you are not really eating them in a way that we can really tell that you’re getting a cicada into your mouth maybe you’re cheating maybe is something else find us a K to eat it it’s just an 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know we’re gonna sign like ten to fifteen with a golden marker not real gold and you might get one of the golden ones cost the same just buy it but basically what he’s saying is if we run out of silver we’re gonna sign with gold and those would be different because they’ll have to spin the mega wheel of megaman ality thanks for let me spank you know what you should spin it you should go like this link thanks Rhett’s hair is on fire why I just really enjoyed this episode yeah this has been a lot of ah your your hair’s on yours what here is on fire well do something about it put get it out oh stop dropping there or something oh yes you like put your shirt on ah ah good gracious man my going out came in contact with your belly it’s not going it’s not going out I’ve got one here may 6 1995 I lost the election for student body president today I don’t know what happened I gave a great campaign speech even though the microphone went out and I had to yell my whole speech to the entire student body I was especially proud of my campaign slogan fresh veggies and the cafeteria and new video cameras in every classroom hmm you know what I remember that day and I know that I wrote in my journal entry that night about it may 6 1995 right Brett gave his campaign speech today it was going fine until he got to his campaign slogan which I think was freshman wedgies in the cafeteria and a few hidden cameras in every bathroom can you read what you thought your slogan was again fresh veggies in the cafeteria freshmen wedgies in the café’s what my journals have new video cameras in every classroom a few hidden cameras in every bathroom which is inappropriate yeah that’s nothing to get elected for sounds a little creepy I can see how honest mistake I lost in a landslide – Lisa bus well she was very charismatic she had a lot going for well this is even blossomed early