we should we should invent our own language like Tolkien but it can totally consist of sounds like that talking didn’t videos on language I read the books they’re in English elvish oh that’s right that was in there but we should just do the whole language that could be the period deep in the heart of Texas a single drop of sweat from the head of Albert Einstein while discovering the theory of relativity fell into the flowing fountain of fancy fragrance germinating the ultimate seed of my family and subsequently conceiving the mythical show with rhett and Link on this week’s show famous last words part two Forest Patrol the ADHD test Street heart with Hannah Hart rhett and Link calls one direction a caption fail and more and now here are welcome to the mythical show your half hour of not having to click around on the Internet thanks for joining us today I mean you thank you specifically you the person watching may be the only person watching who knows thank you for watching we’re gonna deliver we’re gonna deliver on a show this week that you’re gonna you’re gonna want to break out your notepad and write about don’t bill don’t build it up is it we’re gonna have a One Direction caption fail you’re gonna want to journal about this show you’re gonna want a journal about it in your life journal thank you for joining us and for being your mythical best I’m feeling good I’m feeling like my life has been expanded you know why well good I’ll tell you why because ladies and gentlemen I’m coming off of a high which some people call SeaWorld not about this trip I want to see we’re all with my family but you if anything about it is is not that I was expecting an invite but you didn’t I mean this is like a major plan you like go to San Diego when you get back is when I found out you went to SeaWorld did you feel uncomfortable did you think I would ruin it if I went I’m sorry for not inviting you my sister-in-law my brother-in-law are in town there’s only so many seats in my minivan and you can’t take more than one vehicle that’s not that’s not environmentally conscious if it has other people in it is fine no spoiler alert um SeaWorld is neither a world nor predominantly see it’s it’s an amusement park I knew that and it is it is pretty amazing there’s like beluga whales and dolphins which are amazing and then like the semi amazing shows with like people singing in leotards and there is Shamu I got a picture of me and my daughter Lily in front of Shamu here so lily and I are the ones on the left Shama was the one in the lower right what have you decided to do with their sleeves there well I roll my sleeves up because I when I got there I knew I was gonna get a lot of Sun so I was like I wanna shorts we held up your shorts well I bought a bathing suit that is shorter so I want to get my tan line higher and I didn’t want my tan line to be here so I wanted my tail line did you just do this for the picture or did you travel around SeaWorld with this look I traveled around SeaWorld with this look so you look like a European tourist I recommend that if you’re going to get a tan line you should get it here not here you could have worn a tank top and we also rode Manta which is the pretty much the only roller coaster at SeaWorld this is me and Leroy in the Manta now I did that’s the face I was making because I knew that that’s when they were taking the picture that is not me being legitimately scared well that’s not really what worries me it’s the fact that it says proof all over how did you get the proof well they have screens where they sell you the picture I just took a picture of the screen you took a picture of the proof well either the cheapest person that I was ever come in contact with not just $14 did somebody do they see you doing it so you’re up there now with your sleeves rolled up and your shorts rolled up taking pictures of the proof with your phone my sleeve is how your ass is how your publicly representing the rhettandlink brand on the roller coaster coming up and recognize you and you say yeah I saw a link he’s the one that looks like a European tourist that takes illegal pictures of the proof of him and his daughter a witch the Manta shout-out to European tourists out there and you know there’s nothing wrong with that right Europeans yeah I’m sorry for the European yeah I’ve seen you in Hollywood Boulevard a lot there’s and you love to roll your sleeves up it’s just the things you’re tame you don’t want to tail line here you want it here now there’s lots of inspiring things about SeaWorld but the best thing I saw at SeaWorld the thing that will stick with me the rest of my life happened right when I got there it was an amazing face-off between an old woman and a hover round she goes like a dolphin and a child and all woman in a hover round and an old man with a ponytail I would say all of a sudden I heard excuse me excuse me and I turn around and I see a man with a ponytail on him behind him I see a man a woman with a hover round and she didn’t realize that her hover round could go reverse so in order to with the turning radius on that thing she had to get the man with the ponytail to move but he would not hear her excuse me excuse me she’s like this excuse me and then he finally turned I was like I’m gonna have to come I have to get in on this I’m at you know I’m like I’m like don’t don’t make me come over there you know it very threatening yeah and then he turns around and he’s like there’s plenty of people at this Park you don’t have to raise your voice and she’s like yeah that’s right there are plenty of people at this Park mr. ponytail I’m like what and I’m like oh my god I wouldn’t know who to bet on you know they gathered to put you know hover around probably the guy with the ponies now you grab the pony tails run over him with the hover round okay she has a hair like a running start okay I’m not gonna do this now because we’re not getting a tan in here ladies and gentlemen buckle your seatbelts bring down the harness it’s time for that’s what is called right when you bring it down yeah get ready for famous last words – that’s right a year ago we did a video called famous last words now we’re doing it I say dude would your sleeves rolled up dude cliff diving without water is a lot safer there’s no way you can drown if I drink this I’ll glow it’s science whatever sign I’ll yield when I wanted you how could I possibly catch on fire my body is 70% water when you leave Chinese food out for a few months it really brings out the flavor uh I don’t need a gas mask I’ve had gas before of course it good for you they’re pills now you’ve seen a man ride a horse but have you ever seen a horse ride a man you don’t think I could swallow three golf balls if I don’t get bit by a spider how will I ever get superpowers if I don’t jump into the radioactive waste how will I ever get superpowers of course I can fly I’m wearing a cape quick we got to get this dynamite to the explosion Factory oh so you think I’m too scared to rip out my own brain stem scissor race if we cover ourselves in steak the wolves will think we’re dead cows and leave us alone if you snort mayonnaise it’s less calories my toast won’t come out bring me a fork and pour some water on me it’s hot in front of this toaster Wow from way up here on this metallic structure you can really see the lightning no doctor don’t wash your hands I don’t want my insides to smell like soap why pay $20 for a haircut when I have a perfectly good chainsaw right here bring it on zombies bring it on ninjas bring it on ninjas zombies I don’t have time to wait for the elevator I’ll just jump it hi I’m Sara Elizabeth from Palm Bay Florida and you are watching the mythical show keep an eye out for any suspicious activity you know poachers non-sanctioned campsites nudists Oh me it’s a blue walk they say you should never fly under a blue Hulk I’ve heard that I wonder why oh I see we’re heading right for the crevice of no return I think it’s the crevice of no return crow boss well now that was a little scary don’t you die on me I’m fine well good oh gosh my radios busted listen if I die first don’t eat my top half feet calves thighs glutes etcetera that’s all okay but waist up don’t do it pesticides I guess you could eat all of me I’d probably get by with just your head people say that there’s a strange mist down here and if you breathe it you’ll never want to leave okay Dean well I’m gonna stop breathing you remember Ranger Dwight and Ranger Nancy you better believe I remember Nancy well they were last seen near hearing nobodies wherever Fanfan sir Nancy that’s what I called her in my mind well night is falling and there’s nothing to start a fire with we got to figure out a way to stay warm and then she looked out of the passenger-side window there was a bloody hook hanging on the gas hole like an asshole you know where you put the gas I don’t think it’s called a ho well you just weren’t my story I’m going to sleep welcome to the crevasse of no return you’ll never need to be well I’ll be good to see you Nancy you’ve held up well I make must get out of here is getting snap a little bit buddy Oh we’d love to stay not really oh your diamond Oh wake up man you’re in a hypnotic state hold on to your hemorrhoids Pancho no Arnold what where are we what happened well first things first Nancy Steele got it I never knew that was so buoyant it’s like a hidden gift I bet you we could do this at the pool I could charge admission I would pay three dollars for a trip around the pool I’m making that money to build a rock you mean like one that can hold a man for one that’s just weird kid I was thinking one that would hold like it egg the fertilized egg you have to land on another planet like a chicken egg to populate its own planet we’re chickens yeah chicken plant it buy your ticket to the chicken planet today all right now it’s time to find out who between the two of us is more ADHD we’re going to play the ADHD test link if we have you mean if we have ADHD well who I think both of us have a little bit I’ve never been officially diagnosed but I feel like we both have a little bit of it now sit see who’s got more of it and we’re going to do a number of neuropsychological tests that test your brain pathways and your attention ability to focus and we’re sitting there’s something at stake here the winner because he won’t be that ADHD gets this bowl of candy that you are holding up you’re one of us what I wasn’t listening is my candy that’s funny how you’re doing right so I get the candy what do you get when you lose the loser is going to get shocked with 20,000 volts from this thing Catullus gave us it’s time to find out who has ADHD it’s the ADHD game round one the Stroop test red link will be presented with a list of 24 colorized words they must say the color of each word not the written word the score will equal the number of words correct minus the number of seconds it took to finish begin red orange green purple red brown orange blue red green brown blue orange brown red purple green red brown purple orange red blue green you missed a lot man either that or I wasn’t following along with you go purple blue brown green orange purple red purple orange green brown blue orange green blue red orange purple Brown red green purple red Brown I got him all right I got every single one right I think I got a lot a right to round 1 results red score was 23 link score was 24 oh yeah come on red completed it in 20 seconds link completed in 19 seconds oh yeah winning we need we need a red scores 3 link is 5 round to the bitten facial recognition test red link will quickly see 15 faces taken from actual mug shots they will then look at a second group of faces and identify who was in the first group one point each now where do these come from these these are all mug shots from where from local newspapers on the eastern seaboard ok these are these recalls much these are our mug shots that helps me give the gizmo context local newspapers along the eastern seaboard yeah is what jason otherwise knows the east coast is easy board ok it’s called the eastern seaboard when like a hurricane is approached all right 50 turns seaboard he’s wait a minute let’s go 3 2 1 beautiful people make beautiful mug shots so I think people just lie ahead like I’m good-looking I’m gonna get a mug shot I’m gonna get arrested so I can get my picture taken three two one three two one oh three two one three two one three two one this is easy three two one Oh three two one three two one I remember her I remember that cheek three two one three two one that Irish dude was not in the first bunch to one then we just rode rapid any answers three two one come on good nuts other discrepancy you don’t remember that dude yeah we are like we have definitely hit a divergence one of us has got ADHD do you remember this guy yeah three two one all right so let’s tabulate results of round two I kind of feel like I lost some ground there round two results Rhett you got 14 correct in that second round so your total score is 17 link you got 11 crack down to your score is 61 point discrepancy moving into round three this is the final round pressure is on round three will measure spatial memory it’s called sip it lick it smack it name it complete the correct action before the next prompt one point each so sip this lick this lemon soaked in vinegar smack myself on the buttock on the buttocks and name this baby you need to go into an isolation isolation chamber and I’m gonna go through it and see how much if I can make up some ground here go sip it smack it name it Tammy lick it smack it sip it name it Tina lick it smack it named Tammy dang how long was that okay now it’s my turn sip it smack it name it Trudy lick it smack it sip it name it Judy lick it smack it name it be steep lick it sip it lick it name sip it you’re out you’re out you’re out did I win final results link in the final round got nine which means a final score of 25 Rhett got a score of 13 in the final round which means he got 30 and makes him not ADHD ah listen like I’m gonna shot I’m gonna extend an olive branch or should I say a Pixy stick you’re gonna get shocked you know I’m gonna let you have a Pixy stick take it like him okay hey put your put your leg on beer son are you gonna put it on there and then hit me with it yes put it on there in the hit us okay ready yeah okay you know our next guest from her YouTube channel my heart oh and she recently returned from her tour the hello harto tour Hannah Hart Hannah we lived in Los Angeles for two years and we’ve never tagged anything lots of things are tagged we’ve not done any of it but we feel a pressure to participate mm-hmm have you ever tagged anything oh yeah I go play tag in the park all the time no we mean more of like vandalism oh I just call that Street Hart Street part with head up part oh we should probably wear something more appropriate it feels more natural yeah one more hood yeah yeah alright we are going to tag this building do you guys know what time the owners are coming back oh well it’s our building this is your building yeah we’re renting it okay so what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna do tag-team tagging Mitch and I think I don’t know like you called her Mitch like something he said something le purging route he said Nick hey Mitch that’s your street name I’m Mitch Mitch is here this is Anthony Anthony gonna tag some buildings using my alias and this is Rob dream Rob tree in a house okay so what how’s this gonna work you first you shake the cans I’m really pivotal in this process that I’m starting it don’t think just do oh looks like a bad idea a stick of butter stick of butter that’s melting in the hot Sun a hairy stick of butter yeah blue go blue team in go oh don’t pee now ride doorknobs oh you know guys this is the least badass street tagging oh man he’s really giving some beautiful eyes new color new color yeah this is a happy fish everyone be distracted by the goldfish crackers YUM oh gosh you’re using verbiage oh goodness I’ve got to rescue this thing are you ready sucks yeah cuz it’s like you know it’s like graffiti oh yeah yeah this graffiti sucked in like this I’m gonna give you some death to this oh nice shading wow that actually wow that is really good rough so he’s gonna be a white guy huh Wow guys this is part of graffiti 101 you got out there all three book the landlord is gonna be very upset for art is a process where you learn maybe he’s having a fault maybe he’s having an idea brick he’s a porn star Oh BAM that looks real good that’s to us a technique man that doesn’t like a gunshot I really like the shade Master I know my role I think that this is absolutely art it really starts looking good when you get our distance from it yeah I think it’s probably because my distance vision is really bad that guy certainly been through something we need to sign it yeah that corner isn’t that kind of incriminating robbery maybe anything all right mate what can I be first a more OAM arm arm was here oh oh that took a turn I thought it was Fisher uppercase o Rodri like a Russian Oh kill me drop a beat yeah four score and seven doors ago this place with blank as the slate don’t you know and everybody came to spray it don’t say it you wrap it robbery my specialty is the add definition to the artwork see I got a white can and I spray it on a letter then you say oh oh that looks a lot I’m Denise that’s right Anthony ah roll with Mitch because that’s what I like and I’m not that good at rapping Anthony you just do the piece will do this Anthony like this one feels very weighty to me yeah where has to make a lot of calls on people’s behaves but this seems to be an important one Chad wants us to call his girlfriend Camille and ask her hand in marriage I value my personal relationships too much to give them into our hands this is taking a risk let’s call him hello can I speak to Camille please look Camille hey Camille uh Chad asked us to give you a call it’s link and Rhett what’s going on today were you at my brand America hotel you had a hotel what’s what’s happening oh yeah I’m on a date are you sitting down sometimes when is difficult news this good to be seated maybe you can sit down I don’t know if how long have you been dating Chad we’re here Camille I don’t know if you know this but Brett and I make phone calls on people’s behalf and can you can you tell Chad that um now is the moment can you can you tell him not just say that tell him to get down on one knee I think yes I wanted to ask uh he wants to marry who did he ask you that already I wanted to that was my job will you marry him yeah okay not even any suspense I mean that could have been a drum roll is pretty okay that’s great so uh does he have a ring yeah how big is it perfect oh it’s really small and yours try not to hurt his feelings okay is it in school so you guys are getting married should we do that now I think we could actually marry you right now if you yeah I’m a licensed electrician let’s just get it over with we can marry you right now you ready thank you for letting us be a part of your engagement story for all time thank you so much the coolest thing ever messages and we’re always willing to give marriage advice first piece of advice I give to anyone is asked to entertain errs to propose on your behalf that’s so check there you done that one and here’s here’s another piece of advice listen don’t expect too much of Chad he is a man okay it’s just he’s going to disappoint you he is he’s gonna be kind of a loser in about three or four years it’s not a big deal it’s just the decisions you’ve made and you’re stuck with him you think it’s gonna be awesome it will be for a little bit and you know what he will he will think you’re great forever because that’s the way it works thank you but you’re gonna get tired of here by now right right well right we uh you know so we just facilitated the beginnings of a marriage yeah you know I can’t accept responsibility for what happens beyond this point and a matter of fact I don’t want to accept responsibility for what just happened no well I get some good advice though you know kind of a downer the mythical male Boulder amplifies this week we got among many other things a plush mythical beast from Tony in Canada some rhett and Link buttons from Lisa some bacon lollipops from Elsa and South Carolina and a rhett and Link piece of wood from the Walters family in Sarasota Florida wanna mail us something we got a new address visit facebook.com slash Rhett link for more information thank you we sing some of One Direction’s most popular songs and then let YouTube’s automatic closed caption tool translate them these are the lyrics we got back your reign is tool don’t know of or determined is when you walk through the door oh no a knee up to make you look being the way that you all easy man tells everyone else in your room conceded everyone export be booze yeah you’ll be just give me no let’s go and never hit one tonight and live all alone something further gizmo call sideline has to make you’ll see Danny you here with me now course you got that Sydney in the margins is little more dead out one day menu content one day a water for the turkey anywhere that you like we can go out and they did it in that bed Republicans take her there take her there bring it up up in their hair honey if you you wanted yeah with your chairman here with your retired this kind of foolish babies days me go and have a comma take me Oh Mary Jane hey I bet many tissue plant mini tissue that’s the message because if you plant a tissue it will grow leticia tree tissue box or something like that it’s not too late to submit your cicada challenge video that’s when you the mighty mythical beast eats a mightily dead cicada not to show but the actual cicada and you do it in a way as we can see that you did it thank you to those of you who have submitted a video we’re gonna be taking those for two more weeks two more we can you win a mythical beast prize pack if you’re the winner that we choose to say is the winner you get a poster a t-shirt and we’re gonna sign this thing here you can get the t-shirt and the poster at dftba.com slash rhett and Link we’re signing all these posters and we’re signing one right now so exciting reach on overrun it’s happening it’s brief sign live on episode 10 alright now it’s time to spend the mega will the mega mythicality rhett is a teacher link is a student link see this is how it works it’s sip it lick it name it smack it smack it you hit yourself here it’s amazing it’s so confused when you name it you need to say things like beastie like good names for a girl not Tina I don’t teach her I don’t think that’s a good name I don’t I don’t you’re a beasty ha you’re gonna knock the whole set over if you don’t get up a little bit cuz my nose is running I’m so nervous you want me to do that on your nose here we go don’t do this man let’s do something else you wanna I got some more candy I got her by yo-yo come on let her do this one I can’t put your leg out check out my complainer which leg you want man keep offering me a leg just let me put it on you but I won’t push the button huh hey it’s like no listen you have to let me set it on there and I’m gonna do it and it’s gonna be fine okay it’s gonna be okay it’s good hey