| Intro: ( D Bm G Bm A ) x2 D Bm In this crazy, mixed-up world G Bm A There are over 3 billion girls D Bm G That’s approximately 6 billion eyebrows Bm A (Oh, oh-oh, oh) D Bm And there’s something breaking our hearts G Bm A D These girls are tearing their eyebrows apart Bm G With the tweezers and the wax and the electrolysis Bm A Pluck, rip, zap D Bm It’s this follicular shrinking G Bm A That’s got us old boys thinking D Bm That girls with big, nice eyebrows G Bm A Will soon become a thing of the past. G Ladies, please listen! Gm Those eyebrows you gotta quit dissin’, ‘cos D A They’re disappearing, getting thinner and thinner With every shearing D G Hold up! Wait a minute! Bm A Imagine a world without eyebrows in it! D G What’s up with making your eyebrows so thin? Bm A Walking ’round, looking like an alien D G What’s wrong with big and bushy? Bm A Wiggity bang bang, de bang de big and bushy D G You think this is the latest trend Bm A What’s next, drawing ‘em in with a pen Em A7 Sister, that’s a dream world you’re living in | D Bm If your eyebrows could talk, we’d know what they’d say G Bm A We really like it here, don’t send us away! D Bm Besides, who’s gonna keep sweat from running into your eyeballs when G Bm A we’re gone? D Bm Let your eyebrows bloom like flowers G Bm A Let them grow uninhibited for at least 72 hours D Bm G And when they blossom, you’ll be the talk of the town Bm A A (Did you SEE Henrietta’s eyebrows?!) (I did, and they’re kinda big… but I think I like ’em!) G Quit with your waxing Gm The strimming and shaving is much too taxing D If they vanish, what will you do? A Go to Bitt’s Body Art and get them tattooed? D Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, let ’em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow G Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, let ’em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow D Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, let ’em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow G Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, let ’em grow-grow-grow-grow-grow D G Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, let your eyebrows grow! Bm A If they ever fall out, put them in a bowl! D G You can glue them back on when you get old Bm A Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, that’s what they’re there for D G Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, let your eyebrows grow! Bm A If they ever fall out, put them in a bowl! D G You can glue them back on when you get old Bm A Let ’em grow, let ’em grow, like two big old ‘fros… Em A7 D Let (let)…them (them)…grow! |