| Intro: G7* G6 G7 G7* G6 G7* G6 G7 F7 F#7 G7 | Note: G7*: 353463 G7* G6 G7 There is this problem G7* G6 And it’s kept on the hush-hush G7* G6 G7 Most everybody’s seen it F7 F#7 G7 But they just don’t discuss (it!) G7* G6 G7 It affects about 30 percent G7* G6 Of the male population G7* G6 G7 The healing won’t begin F7 F#7 G7 Until we have frank communication! G7* G6 G7 Ring, ding, dong… G7* G6 G7 Ringity-ding da ding dong… G7* G6 G7 Ring, ding, dong… F7 F#7 G7 Ringity-ding da ding dong (get their heads ringing) G7* G6 G7 Please understand G7* G6 That this problem hits home G7* G6 G7 I speak from the heart F7 F#7 G7 ‘Cause I’m convinced I’m not alone! G7* G6 G7 When I was thirteen G7* G6 And got interested in girls G7* G6 G7 I looked between my eyebrows F7 F#7 G7 And I noticed some curls (boing!) | Am C How did I get here G D/F# In this awkward position? Am C My two eyebrows G D/F# Have formed a coalition… G Cadd9 Out of the blue D/F# Cadd9 My eyebrows grew G Cadd9 Now there’s one D/F# Cadd9 Where there once was two G Cadd9 Holy cow! D/F# Cadd9 Gotta stop this somehow G Cadd9 Things are gettin’ hairy! D/F# Cadd9 Gotta end it now… (G7* G6 G7) x2 My unibrow! G7* G6 G7 F7 F#7 G7 (Ha! A-huh! Huh! Huh! A-huh! A-huh! A-huh! Huh!) (Link laughs) G7* Shave it, pluck it, wax it G6 G7 Shave it, pluck it, wax it G7* Shave it, pluck it, wax it G6 It’s gettin’ drastic! G7* Shave it, pluck it, wax it G6 G7 Shave it, pluck it, wax it G7* Shave it, pluck it, wax it G6 It’s gettin’ drastic! G7* G7* Pluck it, pluck it, pluck it Shave it Wax it G7* Pluck it, pluck it G7* Shave it, shave it Wax it G7* G7* Pluck it, pluck it, pluck it Shave it Wax it G7* Pluck it, pluck it G7* Shave it, shave it G6 G6 Wax it, wax it, wax it, wickety wickety wickety wax it |