TT2M 14: JustAMinx Gets Furious at Trevor

We’re arm wrestling. Oh no. Oh, no way. I change my mind. Let’s box. I can box. Okay. Okay. Jamie, call it. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Hello, everybody. Welcome to Trevor Talks Too Much. The show where I bring on a guest and I talk to them and we have a little chit chat, little chitty chatty, chitty chatty chatty Kathy. That’s me And we see if we can talk and be friends, maybe, ’cause that’s all I want, is to make more friends. I’m your host, Trevor Evarts, Mythical soft boy, master baker and owner of a large cast iron pan. It’s a good product, not a sponsor. But it’s a good product. Today I spoke with JustaMinx. She’s a huge Twitch streamer, content creator. We had literally the funniest most amazing time. She is hilarious. Such a great person. I, genuinely, all I wanna do is be her friend. And I think we actually might be friends now, so pretty epic. Yeah, we just had a great time. I took her money, not like forcefully, we had a little wager. We had a little wager going, so it was pretty fun. We talked about her favorite streamers, who she watches. We talked about all sorts of stuff. She quizzed me on Europe because I poked a little fun at her not knowing where Iowa was. And then she said, “Well, you don’t know all the countries in Europe huh, do yah?” And I was like, “Well, quiz me” and I freaking nailed like almost all of them. But yeah, it was great. This is normally the point in the show where, I don’t know why I looked at the wall. This is normally the point in the show where I would ramble on about an unrelated topic for about three to five minutes, at which point Jamie would comedically cut me off and say, “Hey Trevor, let’s get to the show.” But honestly this episode was so much freaking fun that I just want you to listen to it right now. So Jamie, guess what? For once, first time ever in Trevor Talks Too Much history, I am not gonna ramble even though the intro was a bit rambly . Well, let’s get into the show. JustaMinx. So excited. Hi everybody. Welcome Minx to the show. Hi, Minx. Hi, Trevor. Lovely to meet you. Welcome to the show. Nice to meet you too. Nice firm shake. Yeah? Nice firm shake. That’s good. Thank you. Thank you for being here. Thank you you for having me. You’re a streamer and a content creator, I would say. You create content. Do you not like to be classified that way? Oh no, don’t get me wrong. I’d love to be classified as a content creator. I look at my friends and they do actual content. I sit at my PC and do crying bits. So you’re boosting my ego. Don’t get me wrong. But it’s a bit of a stretch calling me– No. It’s not a stretch. I love your content. I didn’t tell you this beforehand, but I’ve seen your content before. Oh no. Oh no. No. Take the compliment. It’s good. I thought I was just fresh off the bowl. Like first time meeting. I was about to make a new image for myself. Oh no, so what? No. I’m familiar. Okay. Okay. Wait. Before we started rolling the cameras, we were talking about some pretty interesting topics, maybe we’ll get into it later. Specifically, well– Furry porn. Wolf . Yeah. Okay. That’s what we were talking about . A game called Amorous, which is dating simulator game on Steam. So is that really the first image that you wanted to create of yourself? You just wanna come in here and start talking about that? Hold on now, Trevor. I came in, the cameras weren’t rolling. And you’re the one that said my girlfriend screen shared a furry pornography game. How are you gonna do loop around and turn it on me? That’s not the first thing I’d… The cameras weren’t rolling by the way. I came in and he was just like, “Yes. So my girlfriend… No. It didn’t start like that. No. And he was like, “She made me.” And it’s like, you already know this man begged her to screenshot. No. That’s not true . That’s not true. You were very confident. And he knew the name– It was against my will. straight away. It was against my will. You were acting as if you didn’t know the name too. You were like, oh– Okay. Do you wanna see my search history? I’m gonna air it out. Do I, after this conversation? Yes. Recently closed furry dating simulator, Google search. ‘Cause I forgot the name of the game. And I was looking it up because you, your old name before you were JustaMinx– Oh, Jesus Christ. No. Yeah, before you were JustaMinx on Twitch, you were handagrowls. No. That’s crazy. No. Yeah. And you changed it. Why? Because you got called a furry. Is that true? I didn’t realize I’m in an interrogation. I was told this was a podcast, first of all. No. Because this is very antagonistic. This is the most antagonistic episode of the show. But we’re getting into it now because– No, actually, I’ll stand my point. I’ll put my fist down and be like, my name was Pandagrowls, okay? Yeah. I feel like having a name that’s Panda Growls compared to watching, can I say Wolf ? Yes. We will allow it. Screen sharing furry porn with your girlfriend is a whole different ordeal than being called Pandagrowls. Everyone used to have a name like XX Kitty Cat or like a– I don’t like how this is turned on me. I don’t like this. I think it’s because I’m correct and you realize that. Minx, can we start afresh? Okay. You know what– We’re gonna start fresh. If any of this is cut. No. It won’t be cut. I want to explore. I walked in here and he started talking about Steam furry games and I was like, “Well, Trevor, it’s lovely to meet you.” Trevor definitely talks a lot, doesn’t he? Yeah. A lot. Even before the podcast, huh? Some might say too much. No. It’s not gonna get cut. Jamie would never make me look good, okay? No. The whole point of this show– That’s the whole point of me, is to make these moments. I love you, Jamie. Thank you. Jamie’s great. Jamie’s the hero of the show. I’m the villain. So anyway, do you wanna introduce yourself now that we’ve talked about furries for about 10 minutes? Five minutes. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. Perfect way. Man, now I feel… Do I look at you as I introduce myself? So I feel like I’m not socially awkward or do I look at the camera and feel like, damn, this is a proper podcast set up? When I get invited, it’s usually like over discord. I feel very fancy right now. I feel like I’m like . Thank you. Yes. Like one of those people where I’m like, I feel like we’re about to have a debate and I cross my hands and lean into the mic like this, “Do you really think you’re correct with that opinion?” No. I don’t. You know I see this all the time on YouTube. I love it. I feel very cool right now. I’m glad you feel cool. That’s Link’s chair, I believe. I actually don’t know which side Link sits on. Yeah, you’re sitting in The Link from Good Mythical Morning’s chair. So this is a pretty official– I would’ve sniffed it if I wasn’t gonna get kicked out of the studio. But I was warned beforehand, not to sniff any chairs. Oh, you could have sniffed it. I wouldn’t have been mad I wouldn’t have told anyone. Yeah, I’m Minx. I don’t know what I do really. I guess I am very loud and I somehow jump from, I don’t know. I don’t know how to introduce myself. I’m Irish. I’m very tall. You don’t have to have an existential crisis right now. I’m sorry for asking you to introduce yourself. Yeah. That’s okay. No. But you do a lot of just chatting on Twitch, right? There. I am a just chat and streamer. I’m not a gamer. Yes. I do. But you play games sometimes. Maybe like once in a blue moon. Okay. Maybe like if there’s a game popping off and I’m like, “Yeah, lemme get some views.” If I tag along with whoever’s playing it, you know? Yeah. If you know about me, do you know about my Minecraft arc? No. Oh, good. I’m not like a super fan. Okay. Let’s keep it that way. Okay. Well, now I’m gonna look it up. Jamie, hit me with some facts. Look up the Minecraft arc while I talk about something else. Jamie. I actually kind of read about it, but I didn’t include it on the fact sheet. Dang it. Thank you, Jamie. Thank you. You’re welcome Thank you. I’m here for you. Thank you. I needed that. Too much PTSD. You know a lot of streamers, would you say? Mm-hmm. Okay. Who are your favorite ones to collaborate with or do stuff with? And who are your least favorite ones, also? I like to collaborate with Alex Botez, Andrea Botez and CodeMiko. I have to say that because they’re my roommates. Yeah, that’s true. Are you good at chess? No. Do they ever ask to play chess against you? Yes. And it’s like, bro, you’re literally like a grand master. Like what is your thought process? Like is this fun? I know it’s not fun for them, I know it’s not like fun in there, like chess, Like, oh, this is a tough game. It’s fun because they’re like a cat playing with their prey. Their mouse, yeah. And it’s like, “No. Why would I want to do that with you?” But streamers, I dislike, there’s a good few of them. I’m just trying to think. I don’t clap at anyone actually though. I was just gonna talk about the camp experience. Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the men. The men. Oh, Jesus Christ. QT, pulled it all together, man. Yeah, QT seems like a freaking champ. I don’t think QT is human. No. She likes to camp and stream awards, there’s something coming out very soon. Can I say that? Ooh. I don’t know. Please don’t uninvite me QT, please. Yeah, I’m not gonna get mad at you, but yeah, I don’t know about QT. Streamer awards, you were there? I was. That was like a whole award show that was put on by QT. It was so much, I don’t understand how that woman did it. You know she paid out of pocket first. Like she had no sponsors at first. That’s insane. She was like so dedicated to this and that’s why I’m like, I look at QT and I’m like she’s a different breed. I think she’s someone that will actually make Twitch even bigger than it is. Yeah. And it’s still crazy to me that Twitch didn’t wanna fund that. Yeah. I’m like, “How stupid can you be?” Please don’t bat me again, Twitch. How stupid can you be? Like if you look at like their… Twitch Rivals, please invite me to Arch Rivals Zone. I’m not talking bad about your stuff, Twitch. I have to say that every time, I’m just scared. You’ve got purple hair. That’s Twitch. See, I dyed it for you Twitch. Yeah. But if you look at all their events that they host, QT hit it a mile off. I just don’t understand why they didn’t push money towards her. Yeah. Well, I remember when I first saw it and I just assumed, I was like, “Oh, this has gotta be something that Twitch did or… but I was like, this is literally all just QT. It seemed like something that a whole entire media conglomerate put on, but no, just QT doing it. I’m a very close friend of her, the stress she went through. Like I felt stress listening to her stress. She was obviously having like breakdowns ’cause she was organizing this and I don’t think a lot of people believed in it until they saw the outcome. Yeah. Like the viewers she broke, the reach it had, the clips it had, everything. I was just honored to be on the bottom floor. Yeah. You know what, a lot of audacity of streamers though. Is there some streamer drama? No. It’s not drama, I was just getting annoyed. So at the event, there’s the bomb ground, you know, tables real close to the stage. Only limited people. The ones that got nominated were on the main ground. Yeah. I was on the main ground even though I wasn’t nominated. I like to think it was ’cause of my roommates, but I think it’s just QT was nice to me ’cause I’m her friend. And then like a lot of other streamers were like up at the top deck, like kind of sitting above. And the amount of complaints, the amount of audacity streamers have, being like, “I just felt left out, I was up at the top at the back.” And I’m like, man, there were like 300 K people watching it. Yeah. Be grateful you were even invited. Yeah. It’s not all about… Like what I was about to fight so many people. Or I’d walk past a table towards the food, oh, I kept eating the food. The food was so good. And they’d be like, “Oh, it just sucks being so far back here.” It’s like, “What’s the point? I could watch it on Twitch.” It’s like, “Go watch it on Twitch then. Get out of here. Give your table to someone else you complaining Jesus.” I was getting so aggravated. So aggravated. Well, speaking of fighting people, you’re about to fight someone. You wanna talk about your boxing match? I’m fighting someone. Who are you fighting? Yodeling Hailey. Oh yeah. She’s been a dancer. Yeah. You know what I was before training? An alcoholic, Trevor. Alcohol kills the muscles. But that’s like a comeback story. I mean, you’re the hero of the boxing movie that this will eventually be made into. You’re the hero that comes back from being down for the count and then you train and you’re gonna… Even if you don’t win, you’re gonna find yourself. Have you seen the movie Southpaw? I haven’t. Jake Gyllenhaal. No. You’re Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal was in it? Jake Gyll… Hold on now. Jake Gyllenhaal. There we go. Yeah. He’s in a boxing movie called Southpaw. It’s a good movie. He’s super sexy. I respect that. He’s so muscular in that movie. He scares me a bit. Why? It’s all about his eyes. It’s something like, I feel like he has very dead eyes. Like very sexy, don’t get me wrong. What? No. I’m not calling him not sexy. But like if you look at his eyes and you’re like, he does this. Yeah, no. I get that. Did you ever watch Donny Dart? See it makes you uncomfortable. I just did the Jake– He doesn’t always do that though. Come on. He’s sexy. What a gorgeous man. He’s so beautiful. What a gorgeous man. Wait, look up Jake Gyllenhaal, Southpaw and show a picture of how muscular he was. Damn. I wish all podcasts had a screen like this. Man, we should just start watching TikTok [indistinct]. Look at him. He is big. That is not Jake. That’s Jake Gyllenhaal. That is a fake body suit. No. It’s not. No. Those abs aren’t real. No. You’re insane. You’re insane to… No. That’s not real. No. He was yolked. Yolked for this movie When did this come out? That’s not real. 2015. It’s not a body suit. You should watch it to get pumped for your fight. I should. Can we just watch it right now? I think I’ve got it on my computer. You know, I do abs every day and I don’t have abs. Yeah, I don’t know. I don’t know how you get abs like that. It’s ruined my mood for my fight. We were just talking about my fight. I’ve nowhere. I still have belly fat. Your mood can’t be ruined. It can be. Do you see his abs? No. Okay. But not everybody has to have abs like Jake Gyllenhaal. Only winners have abs, Trevor. You can do it. No. My coach said that I’m too slow. So when I’m punching, he was like, “You know you’re supposed to like jab.” He’s like, “Stop pulling so much strength into it. Do it quick.” I can’t. I can’t do that. Why not? I just can’t. Oh, I’m sorry. You know, I can’t do this. Okay. Nod your head and say no. No. Shake your head and say yes. Yes. I can’t do that. Try it. Nod. Dad, if you’re watching this, I hope you enjoy your laugh. My father, love him to bits, love you, dad, used to bully me over this, okay? Let’s see it. No. No. No See, I… So I did it right, but my neck– You’re here. Your head twitched. Now both of you are laughing. Yeah. Do you wanna know? That’s because I have a small frontal lobe. Is this ableist? Oh. No. I didn’t know you had a small frontal lobe. Would it? That’s like part of the brain, right? I get stressed. No. So if you’ve epilepsy, apparently your frontal lobe is a bit smaller and that’s the things that make smart decisions and yeah. I don’t know what a frontal lobe is. Look up epilepsy and shrinking frontal lobe. If you’ve epilepsy– It is part of your brain. You said it wasn’t part of your brain. Did I? Yeah. Well, that was probably the missing part of my– That’s like the front part of your brain. frontal lobe. I’m sorry for that one It’s like the front… Yeah. Okay. The frontal lobe is mostly– Yeah, tell me what the frontal lobe does. So just make me feel even worse about myself. Okay. The frontal lobe is the most anterior front part of the brain. It extends from the area behind the forehead, back to the precentral gyrus. As a whole, the frontal lobe is responsible for higher cognitive functions, such as memory, emotions, impulse control, problem solving, social interaction and motor function. Wow. It’s in charge of a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Minx, how’s your memory? Not good at all. Neither is mine. Do you think my frontal lobe is small? Have you ever gotten a brain scan? No. Why? I can barely go to the doctor. Why can’t you go to a doctor? Why can’t he go to a doctor? No. ‘Cause I’m like incapable of, I don’t know, like planning things and scheduling things and taking care of my health. I was depressed for like four years before I finally got on Zoloft. I’m not good at like medically taking care of myself. Okay. You know what? That’s fair. Yeah. But at the same time, that probably means that your brain is small. If you never got checked. Probably. I’ve never claimed to have a big brain. I talk about how I’m– I feel like someone’s gonna pull up a clip now where it’s like, “I’m smart”. No. I feel like there’s gonna be a combination– No. I was like, “I know what I’m talking about.” No. There are so many clips of me talking about how stupid I am. It’s like every show I talk about how stupid I am. I own it. Do you smoke weed? No . You just look like a person that smokes weed. So I just had to… My bad now, but you just look like a stoner. That’s fair. I’ve been told that before, but no, I don’t. I’ve done it like once. Okay. Let’s actually add a challenge to this podcast. Okay. So I am trying to be more family friendly, for money reasons. Not for myself. I’m gonna try not curse the rest of the podcast. I’m gonna be like frick or like words like that. If I curse, you can either pinch me like the sore area here or what’s something else? You have to give me a dollar every time you swear That’s not good for money reasons You know what? You don’t actually have to give me a dollar. That was a– No. A joke. I’m not gonna give you a dollar because I don’t need to. But here’s the first one for if I curse. Don’t take it. I’m not gonna take it. But if I curse, you take it. I feel bad. I’m gonna give that back. Money bag over here, but he’s not. No. He’s gonna run away and then be like… He’s gonna ghost me, he’s like, “Huh? No one took that” I promise. No. I just recently came into a little bit of extra cash. Oh my God, only funds? Yeah. Congratulations. I showed whole. Nice. Yeah, check it out. How’d you come into cash though? Well, I was in Vegas. I actually won money in Vegas, which is crazy. How much money did you earn and how much money did you bet? How much money have you lost in winning? No. This was my first ever trip to Vegas after turning 21. Because I’m only 22 and I… So I turned 21 during the pandemic. So I hadn’t been to Vegas after I turned 21 and I won like $3000 on a slot machine, which is insane. Don’t gamble. Yeah, but how many times did you use the slot machine? Not a lot. Really? Like genuinely. I mean, I hadn’t lost. Up until that point, I had maybe lost like less than $100. I was close to even. Oh God, you have good luck then, you should go back to Vegas. No. Don’t gamble. This is a lesson to all of you out there that does not happen, okay? It doesn’t. No. But if you’re lucky like him. You’re saying it doesn’t happen, but it happened to you. No. Yeah. But like it’s not supposed to happen. $3000 off a slot machine? Yeah. But it’s not supposed to happen. Off a slot machine though? Yeah. Insane. I was literally like shocked when it happened. I was like, there’s no way that just happened. ‘Cause you don’t expect– Yeah. Off black jack maybe, because it’s always like up there, but a slot machine, $3000? Yeah. I wanna go to Vegas now. No, don’t. I wanna go to Vegas. Don’t go. This is not a plug for gambling. You should not go to Vegas and try and win a ton of money. It was your first time gambling? Yeah. But what if all of their luck is like your luck? No. You’re telling them the wrong things. Slot machines are so cheap though. Minx, you’re telling them– the wrong things and you won $3000. No. It’s bad. It’s not like you were in poker where you lost like $5000. A slot machine you can’t lose $5000… $3000? I did play poker though. While I was there. Did you get money back? What? Did you get money back? Yeah, I won. I play poker. That’s like one of the things– I was excited to do. Wait. Really? Yeah. Well, like my dad’s a big poker player and so I would like play in house games, but that was my first time playing poker in Vegas. But I mean, it wasn’t like a high stakes poker game. Shoot. You should join Alex’s tournament. She’s trying to find creators that are into poker. And I’m like, man, I don’t know anyone that just enjoys playing poker. I love poker. I play so much, yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. Oh God, do it. If you win though, you have to gimme a share. Okay. Cool. Yeah, I’ll do it. Ah, Okay. You hear it? If you get me into the tournament, I’ll cut you. We’ll go 50/50 on it. Yeah, she’s doing like a little creator… No. I’m not playing. No. But I’m saying if I win– I’m just scouting. I’ll give you 50% of the wins if you get me in. Oh my God. Okay. Let’s go. I wanna play poker. Yeah. Start training. I am. I didn’t know you were trained in that. This weekend I was training. That’s insane. This is so exciting. Is it no limit Texas Holdem? Is it like Omaha pot limit seven cards stud? Okay. Is it the one with the King on the card? Yes. That poker game. I believe all 52 card decks do have four Kings. You know what? Moving on. So how was your week? Minx is now interviewing me. We should just bring Minx on as the co-host, like stop inviting people. We found– Yeah. Yeah. You knew the whole show was just me talking to people until I found someone that I finally wanted to talk to all the time. Well, see. There we go. Trevor And Minx Talk Too Much. You know what now? Now I feel like you’re just doing that to pick favorites. Yeah, I am picking favorites. I do pick favorites. You pick favorites? Yes. Of course I do. So you have favorites on all the… Every person you brought on here, your favorite? Yeah. 100%. Why wouldn’t I? I talk to a new person every week. Obviously, I’m gonna… And everyone’s so different, obviously I’m gonna like some people more than others. Would you not? Okay. No. You’re absolutely correct. I guess as a guest, I’m just intimidated now. Like maybe at the end of the podcast, you could have told me that, but now I feel like I gotta like bring out my whole resume and be like, “I’m very cool”. No. You are cool. Am I Trevor? Because– I think you are. I don’t know, we’ll find out afterwards. Won’t we, boys? No. Here’s what I’ll say. When I say I pick favorites, there’s only been maybe like one show so far that I haven’t really enjoyed doing. Okay. Every other one I’ve really loved talking to the person. Maybe there was someone that I liked a little bit more, but it was probably just cause I had like more in common with them. Like I loved having Myth on, TSM Myth. Oh, lovely. Myth is so great. He’s so amazing. I love Myth. Yeah. So he was like a ton of fun, but like I play a lot of video games and so it was just fun to like talk to him about that. You play Fortnite? Do I play Fortnite? Yeah. Not enough to consider myself a Fortnite player. Okay. Continue then. It’s like when my friends and I have played too much of other games and we’re like bored out of our school, I guess we’ll play Fortnite. I will say though, when they introduced no build mode, I started playing a little bit more. I was one of the people that were like Fortnite stupid. Like I would make hate tweets about the game. Sorry, developers. Please, if you wanna gimme a code now, I’m on your side. But I used to be like, are you stupid? Like building, no build happened. And I got addicted. Yeah. I can’t talk. It’s the frontal lobe, man. I told you about the frontal lobe Are the English and the Irish conjoined? Conjoined? Answer me. What do you mean conjoined? Just answer me. Yes or no? It’s a yes or no question, Trevor. No. Thank you. I’ve been to Ireland. Have you? Yeah. When I was 10. Where about? I was in Dublin. Okay. How’d you enjoy that? It was a lot of fun. I saw U2 at Croke Park. Croke Park. Ah, the only stadium we got. You know, I’ve realized how behind Ireland is since I’ve moved to LA. I only moved here in December. We don’t have Uber. You don’t have Uber. Well, in my village. I guess it depends. In Dublin they have Uber because it’s like the capital, the tour spot, but where I lived, my little village, we didn’t have Uber, we didn’t have DoorDash, never heard of Instacart. You don’t have to call up the chipper and be like, “Well, yeah, Tony, I want the garlic cheese fries and a Kebab. Like you have to call you, you can’t be like, “Leave it at my door”. You have to have a conversation with it. Yeah. And I’m like, “Damn. America is kind of ahead”. Yeah. Except on the healthcare. You guys are really there Let me just crinkle this dollar into the mic for those of you listening. That’s my dollar. I was doing so good too. No. Another one. I’m gonna make a deal with you. I’m gonna leave this here. No. I’m gonna keep going ’cause otherwise it won’t stop and I’m literally trying to learn. Well, no, I was gonna say I’m gonna leave this here and if you don’t swear, you can have the dollar back. No. Because that that’s already yours ’cause I’ve lost. All right. So now it’s a $20, so I’ll up it. just so I’ll up it. Trevor’s making a little money Just so I’ll up it, ’cause I was so good. I could be family friendly if I wanted to. Could you? I could be. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh good. No. There’s some places in America that don’t have Uber and DoorDash. I’m from Idaho, originally. Potato. Idaho is the potato state of the– United States. I know that, actually. I wanted to taste Idaho potatoes out. Why’d I change my accent for that? I don’t know. I think I just turned American. I don’t know why. I think I looked at you– I wanna taste some of those Idaho tatters. Yeah, you can’t talk about Idaho without being an American accent, I feel like. It’s just one of those things. It’s one of those states. It’d be like talking about Iowa. Same thing. I don’t know. No. don’t say that. Idaho and Iowa– Wait, what’s Iowa? Iowa’s over there in the– No one is from Iowa except for his one friend. Central, in the Midwest. Is that near Texas? No. It’s near Illinois, Chicago. New York? No. Okay. So I– Do you know where The Great Lakes are? As an Irish person. Okay. Shall we pull up a fun little you guess the EU countries? Okay? Cause you’re looking at me as if I’m stupid. No. I’m not looking at you, I’m asking you genuine questions. If we pulled up the EU countries and you had to point where they were. Can you please put up a blank EU map because no, you were not trying to help. I was trying to help you. I asked you where The Great Lakes were ’cause I was trying to give you a reference point. What are The Great Lakes? Do you think I know the lakes of America when I can’t even know a state? Well, no. They’re the great lakes. They’re up… Never mind. The ocean? No. No. Tell me now. Go on. Tell me. No. The Great Lakes, they’re the like big thing that’s up in the kind of Midwest. They’re next to Minnesota. Where’s Midwest? Like left? Up top? Okay. So if you have the time zones, if America is a box and you have four time zones, the Midwest is in the central. So you have Pacific, Mountain and then Central and then east coast. So that’s a map of the United States. Iowa’s– Okay. So I know California, New York, Texas, Florida. So go up from the right to Texas. You see the green one that kinda looks like a face? Damn, you were really… Iowa. In the middle of nowhere. No. Idaho’s to the left. Idaho’s right above Nevada and Utah, so it’s… Idaho’s only like a 12-hour drive. Oh, okay. It’s still the middle of nowhere. Oh, Iowa is absolutely… Iowa is yeah, over there on east Jesus nowhere. Damn. Anyway, you wanted to quiz me on the EU? Okay. All right. Let’s see it. Point to me. All right. Okay. What country is this? That is Portugal. Hey. Okay. What country is this? That is Sweden. What country is this? This? Yes. The boot? Italy. Okay. That was an easy one though. It was. ‘Cause along came Italy, kicked poor Sicily. I’ve gone three for three though. I’m doing good. You have. I play a lot of jeopardy. This is not all of EU you . You’re trying to scam me. How is it? It’s what we looked at. Wait that was Europe in 1914. Hold on. Let me pull up– So no. You were correct, Jamie, he was pulling up some different on… Okay. What’s that? Jamie, can you send me that link? What’s that? That? Yeah. Austria. You were very close. It was Czech Republic. Czech Republic. Okay. Actually, you know what? Fudge. I’m not gonna challenge you cause you know a lot about EU. What were we talking about before we got into the maps? When I was in Vegas, I can bring it up now. When I was in Vegas, we went to this restaurant called Dick’s Last Resort. And the joke is that like the bit, the whole shtick of the restaurant is that they’re just mean. Okay. Yeah, I’ve heard of that. There’s like service with sarcasm and they give you these funny hats and they write insults on them And the one that they wrote on mine, it was really good. The one that they wrote on my hat was, “I am only with her because she plays with my booty hole.” So that was my hat Here’s a fun picture of me wearing it. Oh my God. Wait. Okay. Who was the first to make the move? You or your girlfriend? That’s hard to say. We actually met on Bumble. Oh really? Yeah. During the pandemic too. We met on Bumble. No shot you man, a dating app. I thought those were for… You met on Bumble? We met on Bumble and we’ve been together for almost two years now. Damn. Yeah. Which is crazy. Shout out to Bumble. Bumble sponsor– Yeah, Bumble sponsor an episode. Trevor Talks Too much. Hello. No. I think I technically made the first move because even though the girl’s message first on Bumble, we matched. It’s actually a funny story. I don’t even know if I’ve told this story on the podcast before, so this is fun. I wasn’t even going on Bumble trying to find someone to date, ’cause it was like early pandemic. My friends and I were playing video games together and we were just joking about dating app profiles, like funny ones. And I was like, well, I don’t remember what mine was. Let me go read it. So I pulled up Bumble and she was the first person that popped up on the screen that I saw, and I was like, “Ah, she’s cute. I’ll swipe.” And then I went and read it and closed the app and didn’t go back on it. Like I didn’t swipe anymore. Then we matched and then she didn’t freaking message me. We matched and she didn’t message me. And I was like, come on. What the heck? So with Bumble, you get like one free renew or whatever, where you renew the match for another 24 hours. I was like, “Fine. I guess I’ll renew.” And I renewed it and then she finally messaged me. Oh, I love romance stories. Yeah, and I think in the first message that I sent her, I used the word poggers. Oh. And we’re still together. So if I can do it, anyone can do it. Oh my God. Yeah, I said the word poggers, ’cause I think she said she plays video games or something. And I was like, “That’s poggers”. You know, I can’t judge. You’ve been together two years. Yeah. I love romance stories. She’s great. I love romance stories. So tell me about your first date. Round me up. No. How long did it take? Okay. Because I’m so interested in the online. I know you didn’t mean it like to… Yeah. But I’m like how long did it take for you guys to be like, “Yeah, let’s meet up”? Well, it actually… So our first date, technically “We played video games together”. Okay. So we played Valorant together and we were like in a discord call, which was fun. And then it was actually the day after we played video games, we went and got ramen together. But it was like pandemic. It was very early, so stuff was closed so we just picked up some ramen, took it back to my apartment. We just ate and then she went home and then– Did she go home? Kidding. Yes, she did. No. But, I mean, it was, yeah. She’s awesome. She crochets, she makes jewelry, she’s very talented, she draws, she’s very artistic. Actually, on my dead Twitch channel that I never used because I have a full-time job and I’m too tired to stream, she drew all my emotes too. Oh, my heart is so . I hate happiness but it makes me so happy. I’m so angry, jealous, but it just makes me like, oh, that’s so cute. She drew your emotes? Yeah, she drew my emotes. She is very talented. She’s definitely the talented one. That’s what I’ll say. You’re so charismatic, dude. I’m telling you… podcast. No. I’m telling you, of all the podcasts I’ve been on, you can include it if I’m nice. I feel like immediately… Like I don’t feel stressed. On some podcasts, I’m like run down, “Here’s what you say”. I feel like I just met you and it’s like, we’re just rambling. So I’m like, of all the podcasts I’ve been on, you’re an insane host, amazing host. Thank you. That’s so nice Most comfortable I felt in a podcast. Oh my God. I’m blushing. Am I blushing? I can’t see, the camera’s not on the screen anymore. What’s your girlfriend’s name? Destiny. Oh my God. She’s so sweet. No. I don’t wanna hear that. Bumble. I feel like this should be a Bumble ad. I’m gonna download Bumble now. It should be. Yeah, Bumble, sponsor the show. No. The only reason I haven’t downloaded, ’cause I have Tinder and Tinder is like, I know I’m never gonna meet anyone from there. Yeah. But I don’t wanna go on Bumble ’cause I’m too lazy to message someone. I never downloaded Tinder. I only ever had Bumble and Hinge. And I don’t know, I kind of used them– Wait, what’s a Hinge? Hinge is like, just like a more serious Bumble. Bumble’s like the middle ground between Tinder and Hinge. Okay. But I would say, I don’t know. But no, it’s great. Hey, I mean, I met Destiny on it, so I got nothing bad to say about Bumble. I do this thing. It’s called the divorce arc, right? I like to ask very risky questions where it causes fights a lot of the time. Oh, okay. Why don’t you let me do that with you guys. Well, I wanted to meet her in a nice setting first though. She’d love to meet you. She’s great. I’d love to meet Destiny. You can hang out. Well, I’d also love to question you guys like a, ooh fun relationship quiz. Who knows each other better. We kind of did that to ourselves when we were… ‘Cause we went to Vegas together and we drove. She was going to see a concert with her friend– You guys drove four hours? Yeah. Who drove? I did. Damn. But we did that. We had like a little… ‘Cause I asked her a question about me or something like that and then we just ended up going back and forth and asking each other obscure trivia about each other to see who knew more. It was pretty even, I’d say. We just started asking each other questions that we knew the other person wouldn’t know the answer to because we do know a lot about each other. I feel like we’re pretty good on the trivia. Even though I have a terrible memory, I feel bad sometimes, ’cause my memory’s awful, but I try to remember the important things. I know right after this podcast, I’m just downloading Bumble. Now you’ve tweeted recently that you are not single. Was that just a joke? Do you just tweet– Oh no, I lost a Garfield Karting. Me and my friends were playing Garfield Karting on thing and they knew I was kind of trying to talk to someone and they were like, “Okay. If you lose, if you come last again, you have to tweet that.” Okay. I see. And everyone believes that one tweet, the one time I lost Garfield, Mario… No. It’s not Mario Kart. Why do I keep saying that? Garfield racing Kart on Steam. Best game ever. Best game ever. It’s such a fun game to play. Have you played Bean Battles? No. That’s the greatest game on Steam. Really? Bean Battles? Bean Battles. It’s 99 cents and it’s Are you looking up Bean battles? I don’t like that. No. You’re like beans and it’s like a shooter game. You just… No, Jamie. Why are you supporting this? No. Jamie. I’ve never heard Trevor make that sound before Jamie. So show more, you’re gonna set him off. So good. And it’s not really a Bad Royale, but it kind of is. It’s so much fun. Why have I never heard of Bean Battles? You know what game is so much fun? Freaking Golf with your Friends. Any of the online mini golf games? Oh my God. No. I’m the worst. All I do is just troll. I don’t like that game. Is it ’cause– Yeah, because– Exactly. I literally just you from anger. That’s why. It’s people like you. It’s me Oh my God. That’s why. My friends I’m like, “Why do they enjoy it so much?” It’s like, there’s the trollers, and then the people who just wanna try enjoy the game. I’m the troller. Oh my God. I get like 200 strokes just trying to hit other people’s balls. Oh my God. And then you like… It ruins everything, the whole set up. And it’s like I’m so angry at you and I’ve not even played the game with you. I can’t even– We won’t play it. I’m not gonna– No. I’m turning. I’m literally turning my chair around for the next, whatever next topic we talk about ’cause you’ve pissed me off. Okay. Why would you troll In Golf for Friends when you’re trying to… Just That’s a crisp $20 I’m making money. That’s 21 buckaroos Actually, you know what? I’m gonna leave a gift card on the table ’cause this is a present. So this is– For what? None of your damn business, unless I curse. Does damn count? No. Absolutely not. Okay. Trevor. I was just curious. Thank you, Jamie. We didn’t go over the rules. I’ve just made some money. Have you played PICO PARK? I love that game so much, but Goddamn. It’s a great way to figure out which of your friends are complete morons. See, the thing is I didn’t actually play it with my friends. The only time I played it is with my chat. Oh. Oh God, that sounds awesome. And it was the worst time of my life. Well I loved it. Well, we know Twitch chat, notoriously smart people. They try and they never succeed is how it seems with them. Oh man. Wait, what’s your favorite platform? YouTube? Twitch? I probably watch more YouTube just because it’s a lot easier. ‘Cause I play a lot of games and so I don’t watch streams unless I’m not doing anything. But most of the time I’ll have like a YouTube video up and then I’ll watch it while I’m playing another game or like in between. ‘Cause I play a lot of games, at cue times, like Valorant and Escape From Tarcov, stuff like that where there’s like some downtime. So I’ll just have a video up while I’m playing that. But I do watch quite a bit of pro league of Legends and pro Valorant. So I watch that on Twitch usually. Oh really? Yeah. But I don’t know. A League player. How’d you feel about Arcane? It was great. I loved it. I hate League, but I think it was the best show of all time. It was a great show. I hate league too. But no, I agree in this sense where as a Twitch streamer, it’s bad to say this, but I don’t understand how people can watch a whole… Hold on, a burp’s coming up. Hold on. Oh, a bit wet. You should done that in the mic. I don’t know your schedule, man. What if a guest is coming here in like an hour after me and they’re talking into my burp sweat, huh? You saw me throat the mic earlier, right? Yeah, but that’s your mic. This is the guest mic. No. I’m pretty sure– That’s Rhett. Rhett McLaughlin uses this mic and I deep throated it. We share these mics and I put this about four inches into my throat. So is that permission for me to deep-throat this mic? I don’t know. If you want to. If Jamie shrugs her shoulder, that’s a no immediately. I don’t want you to incriminate yourself. It’s a good thing. I clean the mics after ’cause Trevor deep throats the mic a lot If deep-throat the mic and I get like a lawsuit over it for like giving someone like Irish bacteria, that just means we get hang out again, right guys? Yeah, we can go to court together. What were we talking about? We were talking about streamers and Twitch and watching Twitch. Oh God, I don’t know how people watch Twitch. I’m like, as a Twitch streamer, I wish I was a YouTuber, but I just can’t be a YouTuber. I can’t. Yeah. But YouTube makes so much more sense than Twitch. Like how are you gonna sit there and watch an eight-hour stream, when only realistically, half an hour of that eight-hour stream will be entertaining? Yeah. It’s like just wait for the edited thing of it. And that sounds so… It’s freaking me over. I see that gift card. It’s freaking me over because I’m like, I should be like, no Twitch is wowser, but no, how do you watch Twitch? Yeah, I watch it occasionally. I play RuneScape still and there’s actually a couple of RuneScape streamers that I will still watch. But yeah, I don’t know. RuneScape. You don’t know RuneScape? I do know it. I’m just judging you, man. Oh, you can judge me. That’s okay. I actually watch more streams while I’m playing RuneScape because it’s such a brainless game. Okay. And like I don’t pay attention to it when I play it. So then I like to have a stream on. But there’s a couple of streamers that I enjoy. But you’re right, I mean, a lot of it is like just waiting and like not a lot going on. But I don’t know, it depends, but I do watch more YouTube. Anyway, I wanna play a game. I would love to sit here for another four hours, personally. Oh my God, I realize I… I feel bad. I just talked the moment. That’s why I blame you as a host. I feel very comfortable. Usually, I feel like stress where I’m like waiting for questions, but like I said, you guys just made me feel very welcome here, where I’m like– Good. Yeah, good. I feel like I’ve just ranted more and wasted the hour. That’s literally the whole point of the show, is just to like chill Yeah. and conversate. It’s a fun game. Is it about my old tweets? No It’s not about your tweets. It’s a fun game. Even though I really wanna do Irish versus American, ’cause that was something Jamie wrote down that we should talk about. Ooh. We can do do like multiple. Cool. Or just have me on again. Please. You’re the most fun guest I’ve ever had. I know you’re gaslighting me, man. I know you’re gaslighting me. He’s saying that because– Gaslighting you? I don’t know if that word makes sense. I’ve learned it lately and I keep using it. Gaslighting. I don’t think you know what gaslighting means. I think I do. Are you gaslighting me right now? Gaslighting isn’t a real thing, you know that, right? You’re gaslighting me right now with that word. You’re literally crazy. You’re gaslighting me. You’re crazy. Gaslighting isn’t real. See, I’ve seen it. I’ve seen– You’re crazy. Gaslighting isn’t real. You’re actually crazy. Wait. Are you actually Gaslighting me? Gaslighting isn’t a real thing. You’re crazy. Now you’re gaslighting me. Okay. I know what it means now. Oh my God, I’m mad. If anyone ever gaslit me in real time I’ve never been gaslit, but I just– I was just doing it to demonstrate what it was. I’ve being gaslit. I don’t care if it’s an example or not, but I’ve been gaslit now Trevor, so I’m stressed. Look, I’m tense. Look, these muscles. No. From boxing everybody. I’m matching my first game. Do you want Jamie to give you a massage? Hey, what’s up Jamie? Hey. I’m kidding. I know she has a boyfriend. I’ve learned that sadly in the past. All right. Irish versus American things, what’s better? Irish McDonald’s versus American McDonald’s. So Irish meat is better, that’s what she said. Irish meat is better, but Americans have a bigger menu. What matters to you more? More options– A bigger menu. or better meat? So America. All right. Where’s Waldo versus where’s– You answer too. What the ? Well, I don’t know. I went to Ireland when I was like 10. I wasn’t gonna say anything. No. You can only get it if you notice. I noticed. No. You noticed as I tried to slide it away. Well, that’s your fault. You slid it away so I noticed– So that doesn’t count. If you’d left it– It doubles out. Doesn’t count. You shouldn’t have it. We’re making up the rules as we go. What is it a gift card for? Ooh. Drybar. Stop it. I’m not taking your hair gift card. Well, then it’s not fun. Bets are really fun. Okay. Then put it back out there. I’m sorry. Okay. Anyway, I haven’t been to Ireland since I was 10, so I don’t think I can speak to this. So I’m gonna let you answer and I’m gonna trust your opinion. Irish meat is so much better, like I said, but American has bigger menu. So actually Irish, ’cause I feel like Big Mac is the popular item and so it’s about meat. That’s what I get. So yep, Irish. I trust you. Where’s Waldo versus Where’s Larry? Who the is Larry? Goddammit. I don’t know how the fudge you did that. Enjoy your bloody hair cut. You take the $20, you give it to Jamie. Jamie deserves it. It says Drybar: Premium Hair Care Created For The Perfect Blowout. Yeah. Yeah, I’m getting a blowout Well, I want something back ’cause I’m trying to change. I’m actually trying to be family friendly. This is good for me. Is it? I feel bad. It’s healthcare. It’s self care, but yes. Where’s Larry is like a Where’s… Do you know what Where’s Waldo is? I know what that… Where’s Waldo, yeah. Where’s Larry, apparently, unless Jamie’s making it up, but it’s like an– Yeah, I created all of these things on Google. Unless it’s like an Irish version, it’s Larry The Leprechaun. Which maybe that’s just like offensive. And that’s not a real thing. No. I swear to God. It’s real. Jamie. Jamie. This is pretty up. On Amazon. This is definitely not– I looked it up. No. Leprechauns aren’t even like a common thing in Ireland. Really? Yeah. Wait a minute. There aren’t little tiny people in green suits with red hair running around and riding rainbows and finding pots of gold in Ireland? You’re kidding me. You know what? Just stand up really quick. Can the camera the height difference? Okay. Hold on. Well, today is a loss in my words, huh? Did you think you were gonna stand up and be taller than me? Yeah, I’m so used to it. I’m so used to like– How tall are you? I’m 5’9″, but I wore heels today, so I’m six 6’4″. Just in case that part gets cut out, Minx just tried to intimidate me by asking me to stand up, thinking that she was gonna be taller, but she didn’t realize I am long and I’m strong and I’m down to get the friction on. Strong? Okay. All right. All right. You know what? Never mind. No. I’m not strong for arm wrestles. I had an arm day today. We’re arm wrestling. Oh no. Oh, no way. I change my mind. Let’s box. I can box. Okay. Okay. Jamie, call it. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Oh my God, I’m so weak. I’m wiry. So the past two minutes were all cut and it wasn’t because I embarrassed myself twice. It was completely because we said some juicy gossips that you guys can’t hear, right? That will be cut Jamie, right? All right. Time for the final game. It’s a game that I like to call, What’s in My Pocket? I’m gonna give you three hints. There is an object that is currently in my pocket. No peeking. And I’m gonna give you three hints and you have three guesses to guess what it is. And if you guess right, I’ll give it to you to keep, forever. Okay. And if you don’t, then I get to keep it and make fun of you. You ready? Man, you already took my Drybar gift card, so not enough to lose, huh? All right. The first clue is it smells good. Clue number two– That’s not a clue, man. Like that’s not. That’s a clue. How was that a clue? Not even Sherlock Holmes could come here and be like, yeah, I know what I’m talking about here. I’m giving you three clues. I’m giving you two more right now. Okay. Clue number two, it’s for your car. And clue number three, it’s out of this world. And Jamie wrote these clues, not me. Yeah, the last was a bit of a stretch though. Anyway, you have three guesses now. The last one’s thrown me off. Yeah? Do you have an idea of what it might be? Yeah, like an air freshener. Okay. Well, you’re right. It is an air freshener, but what kind? What’s the design? It’s out of this world. There’s different air fresheners? No. You know how like– Black ice? No It’s my favorite scent. No. Not the scent. The shape of it. You know how they make those ones– ? No. You know how they make those ones that are like the trees and they look like a tree and they smell like a tree? Okay. But they also make some that are just cool shapes and different designs on ’em that hang. So what’s the design on it? What does it look like? It’s out of this world. You have two guesses. The sun. No. A star. No . We’ll give you one more because the– Okay. You get one more and I’m gonna give you another hint. Yes. Do you watch a lot of movies? That wasn’t the hint. I’m asking so I can formulate the hint. Yes. I do. Okay. So you’d say you’re pretty well versed in films? Yeah, I’m so stressed now ’cause I wanna win this prize. How about the movie Signs? No. You haven’t seen Signs? Have you seen Ben 10? Yeah. ♪ I wanna be a kid ♪ Okay. So what’s the shape? Octagon. Just give it. No. Okay. I’m gonna give you a really big hint. Think ET. Finger. It’s a freaking alien. It’s an alien. You can keep it since I took $21 and a gift card to Drybar. She guessed finger. I mean, to be fair, I said ET. Well. Look at it though. Isn’t it cool? This is a beautiful… later… Not on my watch. I thought we were gonna get her one last time. Not on my Goddamn. If you hadn’t mentioned the gift card as you gave me this, I would’ve forgot. But it was lying in the back. It’s going back in my wallet as long as my properly won, fairly given air freshener. Yeah, properly won. Well, thank you so much for being on the show. Thank you for having me. Thank you. This was a good time. No. I appreciate it. This was so much fun. This is so chilled. Can we talk again sometime? Can we be friends? Absofreakinlutely. We can be friends? We can be friends. Frick yes. No. thank you so much for having me though. This is like literally one of the funnest podcasts I’ve been on in a while. Very chill, no stress. Jamie, you’re so amazing too. Everyone’s just chilled. Oh, thank you. It’s just chill vibe. Thank you so much. So I appreciate guys so much. You’ve been my favorite guest so far. I’m playing favorites. You’re my favorite. It’s not a joke. I’m gonna believe it’s not a joke. I have laughed harder this show than I have ever laughed on a show before. You know what? I’m gonna believe you. I’m gonna believe it’s not for the cameras, I’m staring at you guys. It’s not. I’m gonna tell you the same thing once the cameras are off. Well then. Well, plug yourself. Let the people know where they can find you, what you’re up to. I have a boxing tournament coming up May 14th. So you’ll see me in that. Hopefully not get my face but off me, but fingers crossed for that one. She’s a professional dancer. Where can people watch that? ‘Cause I wanna watch it. Creatorclash.com. Awesome, creatorclash.com. Check out the box match. What’s your Twitch, Twitter, all that stuff is JustaMinx. JustaMinx, yes. JustaMinx is my name. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you so much for being on. Thank you. Well, everyone, that was the most wonderful experience. I mean, that was great. Everybody, that was JustaMinx. Please go check out her Creator Clash boxing match that’s happening in May. If you’re interested in watching a couple of content creators duke it out, one of them being the person that you just witnessed, and she is fiery, so that’s gonna be a great time. Go check that out. Also go check out Minx’s Twitch and Instagram and her Twitter, all that stuff. Go check it out @justaminx. She’s just great. She’s literally the most amazing person. I just want to have her back next week. Jamie, can we get on that, please? Thank you. I would be so incredibly down. She was a delight from the moment I grabbed her from the green room. Yeah, you physically picked her up and carried her. Yeah, and she just hopped right on. She was super comfortable. Yeah. No. I mean, yeah. I feel like that went pretty amazing. What are your thoughts? I mean, I want that energy in the room all the time. You did take some of her money, but we left her with a really cool alien– car freshener. That’s true. Okay. I gotta work on my clues. I understand that. But also I feel like if the other clues I thought of would’ve been too obvious. She guessed so many shapes. She forgot about out of this world. She guessed so many shapes. Octagon. That’s my favorite. I lost it. Everyone that has been Trevor Talks Too Much. Thank you so much for listening. I hope you enjoyed that as much as Jamie and I did. Check us out every Tuesday, wherever you get your podcast video version, the following Monday. Leave a review. Like I said, leave a comment, Tweet me, DM me. I don’t know. I read stuff sometimes. I can read. I’m capable. You can follow all the Mythical stuff. You can follow me. Also big thing to check out that you should is Sporked, sporked.com. You’ve probably heard about it, but if you haven’t, it is our new website that we just launched recently and they’re doing all sorts of taste tests and food reviews. And all the stuff that you wish you knew when you were in the grocery store. When you’re walking down the grocery store with your cart, all of the facts and info and opinions you wish you had are all gonna be on this website. They are tasting all sorts of things, like pickles. They’re doing different kinds of chips. They’re doing different kinds of ice creams. I mean, anything you can find in a grocery store, they’re taste testing it, reviewing it, giving you tips on how to do the best shopping. And there’s a lot of really funny stuff over there too. A lot of great content. They’re super talented teams. So please go check out sporked.com. It’s great. I’ve recently bought pickles recommended by them and they were really good. But yeah, follow all this stuff. I say it all the time. Follow all this stuff, watch all this stuff and I will see you all next week. Bye. Your first ever regular outro. Now that you pointed it out, I gotta make it weird. Everybody, a song for you before we leave. Bye-bye.

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