But we are here to fight, to be clear. Yes, yes. But I have a surprise for you. Oh, crap. We’ve prepared something, ’cause if you’re not familiar with the rivalry that Shayne and I have, I wanted to make it clear, concise, give you all the facts, just bullet points so everyone’s caught up. This is a much smaller table than I’m used to. It’s so tiny. This is so small. I’m normally like all the way under the table. I feel exposed right now. Everybody can see my legs. Well, welcome everyone to “Trevor Talks Too Much.” Hello. Thank you, thank you. Hi, Shayne and Courtney. Hello. Hello, Trevor. Hello, everyone. I’m so excited to talk too much with you. You’re excited to be here? That’s huge for me. That’s really big. That’s a first. These are my friends, not just my kind of coworkers. They’re my friends. No, we’re buddies, dude. Yeah, we hang out. We hang out. We’re good friends. Yeah, we, I was… It’s funny, I was talking to Jamie, my producer. Hi, Jamie. Hello. Yes. I’m over here in the corner. Yes, Jamie’s in the back there. If you ever listen to my podcast, you know that Jamie is the hero and I’m the villain. And she makes everything work well. And I just kind of talk, and she makes it something kind of cool, which is awesome. Was Jamie doing the Patrick Warburton voice earlier? Who was that? Who was doing that voice? That was me. It’s so weird hearing my own voice play like through the speaker ’cause I don’t listen to my show ever. I like, I’ve listened to maybe like two episodes. And when I do the Patrick Warburton voice I’m like, this is great. This is so, this is spot on. And I just heard it and I was like, I actually did that? That sounds like crap. But no, thank you guys for coming. Thank you for being here. Thanks for having us, dude. It was a huge surprise when Rhett and Link knocked on our door, and they’re like, “Hey you two, “do you wanna come along to this cool thing we’re making “called Mythicon?” I was like… Rhett and Link went to their homes and knocked on their doors and said, “You’re coming to Austin, Texas.” Yeah, there was a knock at the door and I opened the door, and there’s just some shoes and legs, and then Rhett lifted the roof off of my house and looked in and said, “Now I’m a big man, and I want you at Mythicon.” And it was great. Yeah, this is- Now I’m here. This is my first ever like convention. Really? Really? Yeah. Wow. Seriously? I have been to one convention before and it was an anime convention in Boise, Idaho. Wow. Lit. Which is exactly what you’d expect it to be. I was there for like two hours. Me and my friends were like, “Wouldn’t it be hysterical “if we went to Anime Con in Boise?” Yeah, and then after two hours we were like, “We gotta get outta here. “We gotta go.” No, I bet it was so cool. I’ve always wanted to go to that one. The one in Boise, Idaho specifically. The one in Boise, Idaho. Yeah, in downtown Boise. ‘Cause you know Napoleon Dynamite’s gonna be there. Yeah. Yeah, he’s gonna be, well no, that was in Preston, which is actually northern Idaho. So, it’s like, Okay! it’s pretty far from Boise. Okay. You obviously don’t know the geography. Okay, you too. Okay, you too. Wow. You guys have probably been to a lot of cons. With Smosh, it’s actually been really fun. Like yeah, done ComicCon, VidCon. I love VidCon. But like it’s so cool to be at a place that it’s not just a bunch of channels. It’s cool to see a bunch of different people coming around who love a bunch of different YouTubers, but to see everybody who’s interested in the same community is so, so cool. And I hope that there’s like more in the future. I don’t know. Maybe like a Smosh Con. Maybe like an Ian Con. Just Ian Con. Just Ian Con. Oh god. I love Ian. I remember when I first met Ian ’cause like, I mean, I was like, whatever, 10 years old when Ian and Anthony started Smosh, and I was like, “This is the funniest stuff ever. “Shut up!” Shut up! Shut up. And then I met Ian and I was like, wow, this is like just a dude. He’s just a dude. Just some guy. Just some guy. Do you have any like crazy con experiences? Oh my gosh. We were just talking about this. I like… I’m trying to remember. I’m so sorry I’m like I’m so sorry. I probably have a couple. There’s one that comes to my head immediately, which I think was either my first or second, it was my second VidCon. Yeah. And we were like walking out of the convention center. We were like walking towards like a shuttle or a bus, and a fan who like loved Smosh a lot, but she essentially tackled me. Like, she literally picked me up off the ground. Like, she hugged me and picked me up off the ground, and I didn’t know what was happening. Wow. She picked you up? She literally picked me up. She was strong and like- Well, you’re pretty small. Okay. Okay. Wow. I’m kidding, Shayne, I’m kidding. We are five minutes in, guys. The last 30 minutes of this podcast is just us fighting. Yeah. Physically fighting into the crowd. Yeah, just rolling around. You’re just hearing like Looney Tunes sound effects. But she set me down and then was just like, “I’m a huge fan. “Like whatever.” And I was just like, “Okay!” But that was crazy. Otherwise I feel like they’ve been pretty chill. I will say, I’m sure there’s a lot of people here who have been to ComicCon. My experience at ComicCon is it’s fun, but it’s also at times horrifying because when you’re on the convention center, it’s like you’re swimming through people. Yeah. It is so packed that you can barely move. I don’t do well in those situations. I freak out a little bit. I weirdly thrive in those situations because it’s like you’re kind of like in the thick of the world and like you’re kind of invisible in a way. And I love people watching. Conventions are wonderful for people watching, especially when there’s cosplay and just seeing, you just get to look at people and I love doing that. Yeah, I was sad I missed VidCon because like- Oh yeah, you didn’t go this year. Growing up in Idaho, like I said, there’s not a lot of cons that come through. We didn’t have a lot. And then I moved to LA and then the freaking pangea happened and we’re all stuck inside for two years. And so then nothing was going on. And I was like, oh, I moved to LA and now I get to sit in my apartment. Which I’m like not saying that I would’ve done anything else. Like I probably- I was gonna say that was what I was doing before the pangea. Yeah. But I want to go, and then, yeah, I missed VidCon this year ’cause I like went home to visit my family. That’s so lame. Ew! Boo! Yeah, lame. That’s gross. Oh god, that sucks. But who knows? Maybe next year. Next year I’ll make it to VidCon. I think what’s cool about some conventions is when you are doing cosplay, everybody’s famous. Like, I love it so much ’cause when you show up with a cool costume, you have to like just stop. And I’ve seen this with people before where they just have to stop, and people are just taking pictures of them. And it’s just, you get to show your talents or just like show what you’re passionate about. It’s so fun. Yeah, I got a great Naruto a costume. I always am Naruto for Halloween. Actually no, it was 2020. So, it was like Halloween the first year of the pandemic. And like I just dressed up just to take pictures in my apartment and then like sit on my couch and watch a movie. Yeah, we’ve been there. I was like, ooh, I’m gonna get a costume for this year where I’m not leaving my home. Yeah. I did that. I did the same thing. I did like the, one of the exes from Scott Pilgrim, what’s her name? The one with the belt. With the sword. The belt sword. What’s her name? Her name’s like Rocket or something, right? Someone said it. Roxie! Roxie, yeah. Took those pictures in my apartment, posted ’em, and did not go outside. It’s sad but I was like, I love any excuse to dress up. Yeah. Well, the great part is, is like now I know I’ve just got a Naruto costume that I can re-use. You have that. If anyone ever makes you mad and they’re like, “Hey, meet me here and we’re gonna fight,” you know if you get dressed up in that and you show up, they’re gonna be scared. They’d be like, “Uh-oh.” Oh yeah. They’re gonna be so scared. You mean business. I mean, I’m a pretty formidable opponent. I don’t know that you can tell. If anybody wants to fight I do have a convention story. It’s actually was my first VidCon ever. You remember dart cube? Yes, I do remember dart cube. This is a weird- It was a weird- Weird inside joke at Smosh. But it was so fun. So, it was our first VidCon ever. Like, the whole crew was there, OG Smosh Games, everybody was all together. And for some reason, like some places have, you know like when you buy a drink, they’ll have those like light up rainbow ice cube things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all just like kept them with us. And it was nighttime and we were walking in between events at VidCon, and we would just throw them into the abyss. And then hope that we found them later just, and that was like something we did throughout the night and that was just our inside joke. And it became like, you know when an inside joke just becomes like almost like a cult? Like, it just becomes the thing that you guys just do? It was… That reminded me, okay, I’m sorry. Jamie’s in the back, and she does this when we record normally also where she says, “Hey, pick up the pace, idiot. “We gotta keep it moving.” But that reminded me of like one of the most infuriating moments of my life. I was at Disneyland, and it was when they just opened up like the Avengers place. And they have the Ant-Man themed restaurant. Yeah. And I went there and got food, and they’ve got like this giant pretzel. And they’re like, “Oh, like you got a drink. “Do you want to add like these cool like light up things “to it, like for an extra price?” And I was like, “Sure.” I looked at the receipt and it was like $15. And I had this little tiny like Ant-Man like little pin particle capsule in my drink. And I finished my drink. I was like, I cannot believe I just spent that much money. I like- They gotcha. I keep it on my desk at home as a reminder of how mad I was and how the next time I go to Disneyland, I am not spending a single penny. The next time I spend money to go to Disneyland. You’re going back to that restaurant so that they can ask you if you want that little capsule in there so you can look them in the face and say, “Absolutely not.” “No. “No, I don’t.” “Do you remember my face?” “Do you remember me?” “I came here three years ago! “And you sold me that damn capsule!” And you hold it up and they’re like, “You kept it?” You’re like, “Yeah!” Yeah! “And you’re gonna eat it!” They’re like, “I don’t wanna eat it.” You’re like, “Yeah!” Oh. So, I would say that the three of us are like pretty chronically online. Oh, I’m so, online, I’m sick to the bone. Yeah. Yeah. So, I personally, when I spend a lot of time online, ’cause what happens is I get home from work and then it’s like 5:00, 6:00 PM and I think, “You know what? “This is a great time to take an hour long nap,” which is not a great idea. And then it’s 2:00 AM and I’m like, “I’m not tired at all.” And then all my friends have gone to bed ’cause they’re responsible adults. And I’m like, well, what’s there to do? But just go down an internet rabbit hole. Time to be online. An internet rabbit hole. An internet rabbit hole. Do you guys have any internet rabbit holes that you’re particularly fond of to go down in those moments? Yeah, so I don’t know if anybody can relate to this, but you know how on TikTok something crazy happens and then there’s a part two to explain everything, right? Yeah. Can I swear? Yeah. I am a part two slut. I have to know the whole story of anything. When someone finds a cat under a car or like “I am about to cut my bangs,” I’m like I have to know the entire story, how you feel, where are you now? Like, I love it so much. Yeah, yeah. You just, it’s funny ’cause you get to the part two and sometimes you’ve gotta like click into the sound and scroll down like two pages of TikToks to be like, where is the original? Or when like people turn off comment sections, that is the funniest thing to me. Like, someone will post a TikTok that is just so dumb, and then they’ll turn off the comments, and then you click on the sound, and it’ll just be a black screen that says comment section. Yeah, someone makes a new TikTok to be the comment section to their sound. To be the comments section so people can just roast whoever posted that original dumb TikTok. And you’re like, I gotta find the comment section. They find a way. They always find a way. They always find a way. I actually had a question for it. This is a rabbit hole, this is something that I started getting served on TikTok. There is an Italian deli, this is in Italy. Oh yes, I know this. And I’m curious if anyone else has seen this guy, but he makes sandwiches, and he makes the most unhinged sandwiches I’ve ever seen in my life. He will take an entire ball of mozzarella, he’ll chop that in half, slap those on the bread, take a bunch of prosciutto or- And pesto. And just layers it on. Smashes the bread together. Stuff shoots out everywhere. It’s nuts. And he is just speaking Italian the whole time. He’s like, “Mozzarella di bufala.” And he is just like slapping it. And I’m like, these look insane. And all the comments are like, “I’m thirsty looking at this. “My mouth is dry. “Like, this is awful.” But I want you to see them sometime ’cause I want you to critique them as a cook. Shayne’s rabbit hole is just, “Dude, I found this crazy sandwich.” I found the craziest sandwich. I do get served a lot of cooking TikTok stuff. But most of it is always out in the middle of the woods. Like, it’s some guy- Yeah, cooking by a stream. It’s some guy cooking but he has to cook on a hot stone over a fire in the middle of the Rocky Mountains. And I’m like, do you not have a kitchen? Like, just cook there. But it looks incredible. And I’m like, I can’t, this isn’t like instructional for me ’cause I can’t go out to the middle of the woods with five heads of garlic and a slab of steak and cook out there. No, there was this guy in high school that I used to watch all the time. It was like, you know how people watch like videos on YouTube or certain channels to like help them fall asleep? This was that for me. Like, it was this guy, and he would just like go out into the woods, and his knife was just this like hunk of obsidian, like sharpened obsidian. Okay, Minecraft. And he’d just start like cutting potatoes and like frying stuff, and he’d just do these like really close up shots of just like, he’s just got like a pot out on a fire in the middle of the woods. He’s like going to a babbling creek and scooping up some water to like, and it was just the most calming thing for me. And I just fall asleep watching. Wow. I wonder if there’s like makeup routines in the middle of the woods, you know? We should explore this. We should do more things in the woods. Today I’m trying to impress Sasquatch. Hopefully they see me. This is my Sasquatch look. I’m going to meet him. Holding up a rock just like. This is what I’m gonna smear my foundation on with, it’s just a leaf. I do have an actual rabbit hole I fell down this year. Like, actual weird rabbit hole. Have you, you’ve probably heard of The Backrooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We did a sketch about it on Smosh recently ’cause- Nobody watched it. It’s fine. I watched it! I’d wanted to make it for like a year ’cause I’ve been obsessed with it. You really did. You really pushed to make that one for a long time. I got obsessed with The Backrooms. So, basically for those who don’t know, it’s like, you know how in video games if like your character clips out of the game and you clip like out of the whatever and it glitches out. It’s kinda like, what if that happens in real life? And effectively the internet decided that you end up in this infinite liminal space that looks like an abandoned office building with fluorescent lights and like it’s all just a little uncomfortable. Like, yellow wallpaper. Yeah, just really uncomfortable. But that’s just level zero or one. And it turns out there’s like nearly infinite levels. And people have like detailed what all these levels have, and they’ve even gone through all the people that are in every level. There’s like a cult that exists that they worship this like parrot or this parakeet. And there’s levels eventually that are just open fields with dragons. There’s all sorts of stuff. There’s the pool room. He knows a lot. There’s eventually levels that are the pool rooms and they have water, but it only goes like knee deep. And you have to get through those. This really has been a rabbit hole. I spent the whole night and it kept being like, oh, there’s another level. And you get to the end of this Wikipedia page for level 372 and it’s like, “And then if you do this you end up in level 375,” and you’re like, what? Okay. But they sometimes ring you back to level two, and then you might end up at level 999. It’s all over the place. Yeah, you sound crazy. Yeah. I am. Marry me, Shayne! I was there, man! He’s married to me. He was in The Backrooms! I saw these levels, man! I saw The Backrooms, man. Dude, I saw them, man. I saw level 35, man. Elmo was there. The most I know about The Backrooms is like the videos that Matt Pat has done on it. That makes sense. Oh my god. Shout out to Matt Pat. I highly recommend like taking a look at it, looking it up on the internet. It’s a fun rabbit hole. It’s cool. It’s one of those things that like if you stumble upon one of those really popular videos that’s like about The Backrooms where just someone is filming a video with their friends, and then they all of a sudden are just in there by themselves. It’s just like, you just kind of submit to this experience. Like, okay, this is The Backrooms. I don’t know what it is, but it seems endless. Well, there’s this like genre on YouTube. It’s called analog horror. But it’s like- I think that’s, yeah. Yeah, it’s these people that just like independently make these YouTube videos that detail the most just like screwed up scenarios and weird stuff. There’s like The Mandela Catalogue. Is that one? Cool. Wow. Yeah, The Backrooms is one. Petscop is another one. Never heard that one. I’ve never heard of this, but I love that there are people out in the crowd that are like, “Yes!” It’s like- “Yes, that’s my favorite.” Yeah, no there’s these whole channels that like people just create these like super like well detailed stories based around these like things that like are kind of real life. But it’s called analog, and you watch and they’ll just be like 30 videos on one channel and it just goes, Matt Pat does a lot of videos on ’em. That’s why I know about ’em. And he goes through all the, he- It’s just kind of the video version of like creepypastas and stuff like that. Yeah, kind of. I love that stuff. The one rabbit hole that I really go down is like pretty depressing. Okay. It’s like very existential. But I don’t know if anybody’s ever been on a Wikipedia and seen the Wikipedia page for the timeline of the far future. One guy. One person. Dead silence. One man. One person. That was a quiet crowd just then. That is huge. One guy. “Yeah! “Future! “Love it!” Future! Nicole’s sitting over there, and I was hoping she would laugh at that. We make a lot of “SpongeBob” references. No, she hates the future. No, so like it’s this Wikipedia page, and basically scientists decided that the best use of their time was to take all of the knowledge that they had about the universe and how it works and detail how over the next like quadrillion years things would happen. So, it like goes down, it’s like a bullet point list of like in 1,000 years, this is gonna happen, in 2,000 years, this is gonna happen. And it goes all the way down basically until they predict like the collapse of the universe. Like, every star in the universe has turned into a black hole, and they’ve all sucked each other up. And the universe like, it’s just like the second big bang, it rebirths itself. And how does that make you feel? Like, the most insignificant speck. Like, I just sit there reading for hours about how like, oh yeah, in one trillion years, the Earth will finally be sucked up by the sun as it is turned into like a dwarf like giant star. Something like that. And I’m just like, I’m nothing. I’m nobody. I am nothing. I gotta wake up in four hours to do my silly cooking videos. Oh my god. I’m glad you enjoy the silly cooking videos ’cause it’s the only thing keeping me sane But that’s just a game theory, so… But that’s just a theory, Just a theory. A game theory. Thanks for watching. Wow. Matt Pat, come on the show or whatever. I think that’s what I say when I reference someone. I say, come on the show, and then maybe he’ll come. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. He’s a nice guy. I mean, you guys came on the show. That’s pretty huge. We did. Thank you. Did you tell us to? Yeah, I mean, Rhett grabbed me and threw me from Los Angeles all the way here to Texas. It’s crazy being- Like a javelin. Yeah. It’s crazy being a guy, like I’m thin, I’m wiry, I’m not like a big guy. I tell people that I don’t feel like I give off tall energy. Like, about when we were doing our meet and greets, like half the people that came in said, “You’re so much taller than I expected.” And I was like, “Thank you, I know. “I seem really small. “I got a small personality.” But it’s crazy being, like I’m 6’4″. Last time I went to the doctor, that’s what they measured me in at. Wow. Wow. And then I- Wow. Yeah, thank you, everyone. Pretty big accomplishment for me. I know. Thank you. Thank you to my dad. You’re like if they sliced The Rock vertically, and then we got rid of one of the sides. Yeah, but like into thirds. Yeah, into thirds. I think I’m a third as wide as The Rock. Wow. But yeah, then I stand next to Rhett, and I’m just like, “Hey dad. “Hey.” I think everyone does that. And then I stand next to Link and I’m like, “Hey pal.” “How’s it going, kiddo?” I remember first meeting them, and I thought like Link was like 5’8″. That’s what everyone thinks. It looks like that. And then you’re like, oh Standing next to Rhett, anyone looks 5’8″. But Rhett did a great job of saving those hobbits in “Lord of the Rings.” And taking them outta that forest. You know, he was really fantastic. For the next segment of our show, we’re gonna roast my bosses. Just roast the out of Rhett. Link wears glasses. He’s blind. Hey. Speaking of roasting, ’cause you were on our Rhett and Link is dead funeral series. Oh yeah, yeah. You were arguably the best one on that one. Dude, if you haven’t seen- And you were a last second, like that was a last second thing. Yeah, Josh was supposed to be, so if you haven’t seen on Smosh, they do a series where they have a funeral, which is basically where they put someone in a casket and then they have like 10 people just roast them. And then they’re just sitting in the casket, like half laughing, half crying. But they did it for Rhett and Link, and Josh was supposed to roast them but he wasn’t available. So, they’re like, “Hey Trevor, you wanna do it?” And I was like, “Yeah, I got some jokes.” We had to build a second even longer casket to make that episode work. You can guess who it was for. Yeah. But if you want to see me make like way too many jokes about Rhett having missionary sex with his wife… Go watch the video. That episode got like way hornier than I thought it was going to. I loved that- My bad! Your bit made Ian uncomfortable. Do you know how hard that is to do? Ian yelled stop across the set. It was like, when I was doing it, you know, I was in the zone. I was like, this is hilarious. They’re in the casket laughing. And then the next day I went to work and had to look him in the eyes and I was like, I didn’t think this through. No, no. I didn’t think this… And then Rhett, wherever he is, screw you! Wow. We’re in our like company wide like monthly meeting, and Link wasn’t there, so it was just Rhett leading it. And he’s like, “Yeah, if you didn’t know, “we did a video over on Smosh, “and Trevor had some really nice jokes.” And I’m just sitting there like head buried in my hands. And then he looks me in the eye and he says, “Trevor, I want you to know “that Jessie and I had missionary sex “in your honor last night.” I was like, dude, is that your way of asking me to quit? I like, I don’t know what you want from me. My bad. Sorry. Yeah, it was… It’s still hard. And he still gives me crap. Bad phrasing. I don’t even have to roast you. Just doing it yourself. You walked right into the skewer. You’re roasted. My fault, my fault. Yeah, no. It’s still tough to look him in the eyes. And also Jessie is just the sweetest person ever. And she wasn’t there, so it’s like, it’s easy to make fun of Rhett, you know? Like, you know, it’s goofy old Rhett. And then the next time I saw Jessie and I was like, I’m deeply sorry. She tweeted at me when the video came out, and I was like, I don’t know what to say. Oh god. I’m just really sorry that you had to hear that and see that. But, you know, as the- But you were very funny. You killed it. Thank you. It was a great episode. If you haven’t watched it… If you haven’t watched it, please check it out. Yeah, it’s funny. And you’ll know the source of my eternal embarrassment. Yeah. So yeah. Thank you for coming on by the way, again. Is this over? Yeah, no it’s over. Bye, everyone. No, no. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Yeah, get out. No, we were talking about, ’cause like I’m the only show that we have that like consistently has guests, and so when we were planning this, we were like, “Well, who do you wanna have as a guest?” And I was like, “Ideally nobody.” ‘Cause like sometimes I’ll have a guest on, and I’ve never talked to them before in my life, and it’s a crap shoot. Like, sometimes it’s like, “Oh, I vibe with you so good, “and we’re having the best time ever.” And then other times I’m like, “You’re giving me nothing. “Like, I am getting nothing from you right now. “I am putting the entire conversation on my shoulders.” Oh gosh. And they were like, “Well, you gotta have a guest.” And I was like, “Can we just like drag Shayne and Courtney out to Austin? “‘Cause I like them.” Wow. Wow. Well, thank you. This has been great. They’re all here for you. Yeah. Oh man, I just started hearing someone yell it out. But, you know, it’s fitting ’cause obviously, Trevor, you’ve ruined my life in a lot of ways. Yeah, successfully. You know, I like to tweet on Twitter. Yeah. And you started replying to my tweets saying, “Oh, another banger. “Another banger by Shayne Topp from ‘iCarly.’” Yeah. Well, you know, that happened when I was pooping one day. Makes sense. ‘Cause like Shayne and I knew each other before that, and we had fun and I was like, I see so many people reply to Shayne’s tweets with these memes that are like, oh, like, and it’s just like, “There goes Shayne again,” or whatever in some funny format. I was like, I feel like I could make one of those. And I just had this funny picture of a cat in my phone. Horrible quality. Yeah, terrible. Deep fried crunchy. Really deep fried, yeah. Crunchy cat. Yeah, if you don’t know, Shayne and I are bitter rivals. Yes. We’ve fought multiple times, greased in the parking lot. Yeah. Always to a draw. That’s actually why he had to come, so we could finally settle it. Yes. But I have a surprise for you. Oh, crap. We’ve prepared something, ’cause if you’re not familiar with the rivalry that Shayne and I have, I wanted to make it clear, concise, give you all the facts, just bullet points so everyone’s caught up for the next part ’cause we’re gonna, you know, we’re gonna debate each other here in a second. But yeah, if you’ll turn your attention to any of the screens, I’ve got a little something prepared for you. It’s the scroll. In the year of our Lord 2021, a young and rather strapping lad created a comical photographic image that would go on to terrorize one Shayne Robert Topp, best known for his work on “iCarly,” “So Random,” “The Goldbergs,” and the small YouTube channel Smosh. The skies were clear on the afternoon of March 22nd, 2021 You remember the date? when Shayne innocently tweeted an updog joke. Little did he know that this tweet would dramatically change the course of his life. It was under this tweet that Trevor Joseph Evarts, the debonair culinary producer of Mythical Entertainment, would first reply with the meme that destroyed Shayne. “Another banger. There it is. “Another banger by Shayne from ‘iCarly.’” Those words would echo in Mr. Topp’s head for eternity. That blurry photo of an exorbitantly wide cat would haunt Shayne’s dreams and thoughts until the day he died. In his own words, he knew it was immediately going to ruin his life. Another banger. Another banger by Shayne Topp from “iCarly.” In the months that followed, Trevor became widely renowned as one of the finest meme connoisseurs. While Shayne, well he fell into a pit of madness and despair and desperately plotted his revenge. While Shayne schemed and took cheap shots at Trevor’s young age and dashing good looks. I can’t believe Mythical Kitchen hired a seven-year-old. Trevor let the seeds of his work take root. Shayne’s friends, and even his so-called fans, made new iterations of the meme that would be spammed under every tweet he made. Another banger by blank. Shayne? Another banger by Shayne Topp from “iCarly.” On occasion Shayne himself would succumb to the meme, tempted by the allure of yet another banger. While Shayne wallowed in his grief and madness. Trevor continued to thrive, gaining massive amounts of likes and followers with every new assault on the @SuperShayne Twitter account. Now here we sit with bated breath as Trevor prepares to put the final nail in the coffin, ending the career of the beaten down broken shell of the former “iCarly” guest. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah. That was painful to have to relive that right here. Yeah, that was it all just wrapped up, you know, in a neat little bow. That was perfect. Wow, it was really nice to relive all of that honestly. It was great. I didn’t even realize until we were like, well, we’re gonna have Shayne on, we gotta talk about our rivalry. And then I was just like scrolling through like all of Shayne’s tweets and I was like, oh, like, I kind of did ruin his life a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. They’ve gotten creative. They have. It’s transcended into a crazy sphere. Yeah. It’s nuts. Which like, again, I was taking And just like, how could I make a funny meme to reply to his tweet? And then it became this whole thing. I feel like those are the jokes that somehow latch on. Like, the jokes that I spend the most time working on do not get any traction. No traction. But like for instance, when I went out and did “Try Not to Laugh” one time, and I just was like, oh, I got a dumb joke that I’ll do for Noah. And I went out with a red phone and was just like, I’m just gonna call every pizza place and say they’re my favorite. I did not expect people to like it. But it, boy, it really caught on. Yeah. I remember you telling me about that. Like, we just saw each other one time after I posted the meme. He’s like, “No, that’s gonna be a thing.” He’s like, “Those are the dumb jokes that people latch onto. “And they’re gonna hold onto it and cherish it “and recreate it for years.” Yeah. But yeah, you’re my favorite pizza place. Okay. Okay. You’re my favorite pizza place. That’s actually one of my favorite hoodies that I own. Which one? The light blue one or? Yeah, I have the light blue like kind of crystal wash with the pizza on the back. That was a fun one. It’s pretty awesome. Yeah, it’s a good hoodie. I’ve seen some people here today wearing it. It’s dope. Oh yeah, yeah. The Slushcult collab. That was like our first collab. We gotta do more of those. But we are here to fight to be clear. Yes, yes. Yeah. So, in preparation Jamie asked all of us to make memes. Like, we’re, you know, we’re all internet people. We think we’re funny. And so, we all created some memes, and we’re gonna show them to you. And we’re gonna need your help to decide who wins ’cause we have to settle it. I’m tired of being Shayne’s enemy. I’d like to be his friend. I’d like to hold him in a warm embrace. Okay. And, you know, by the fire side under a nice blanket with a mug of hot cocoa. Okay. And… What was I talking about? I’d love to see a passionate hug at the end of this show today. All right, I’ll do it. I’ll do it. We have to hash it out first. But yeah, so we made some memes. Jamie, do you think we’re ready to queue those up? Is it time? Oh, we’re ready. It’s meme time. It’s meme time. Okay, who’s up first? Shayne’s up first. Okay, so this is Shayne’s, his first one I guess. I don’t know how many he made. Yeah. Trevor pulling bread out of the oven. It is truly unreal how hot you are. Like, it blows my mind. That’s not as much a roast as just like that’s an insight into your real life. It is. ‘Cause here’s the thing, when I bake bread I get really excited, and I don’t wait for it to cool down. And I make the bread and I’m like, I gotta see what this looks like inside. Like, I gotta see what the crumb is like on this. And then I slice into it and my hands- You managed to make this weird. Yep. I do that with everything. It wasn’t weird before. What? You use an Adam Levine, Levine. How do you say his name? Leviney. Adam Levine? Leviney, yeah. Wow. Yeah, well, you just accused me of being horny for bread. I mean… I mean, who isn’t? I assume that’s the reason anyone becomes a baker. Yeah, pretty much. Well, it’s like, you know, bread is so warm, and it’s like- Okay. Okay, we don’t need to like get into the science of why we’re horny for bread. I was gonna say, it’s nice to give it a hug when it comes out of the oven. It wasn’t gonna be weird! It’s not improving. It’s already weird. Okay. So, that’s like the best you got? That’s not the best that I got. That’s one of them. I think it’s very funny. Do we have another Shayne one queued up? We’re easing into it. There’s others. We can get back to it. There’s others? We have… Well, in the interest of time, we have one each. Hey, that was a real banger! Okay, we only have one of each. Don’t even start. Yeah, wait, wait, hold on. Was this another banger? Okay, all right. Congratulations. Another banger. Thanks. Another banger by Shayne from “iCarly.” Wow. Wow. He was in an episode of “iCarly.” He said it. He said the title of the movie. Oh my god. Oh my god. So, is Courtney’s up next then? Courtney’s is up next. I peppered in some memes too. Pretty good one. Pretty good one, I would say. Let’s see this. Okay. No, you’re supposed to roast Trevor. That’s not fair. Yeah, how does it feel that Courtney just dogged on you too? That’s good. Yeah, I love pigeons. I like the carrier pigeon bringing an important message. You can’t escape it. From the front. I like to think he’s coming from a war. They’re sending a carrier pigeon back from the front lines. Just to say that. They desperately need reinforcements. But this is also very funny. Yeah. Over there like, “We got one piece of paper. “What do we write on it?” “We have one chance. “This will be funny. “The queen will think this is hilarious.” Is it time for my meme? Okay, last but not least. Is it just the cat again? That’s so not cool. Thank you. That’s so not. It happened. I don’t know. I figure I’ll never be able to top it, which is kind of sad for me. It’s like, you know, I peaked. When you peak in high school, yeah. Like, I peaked already. Like, I don’t think there’s anything that I could reply to Shayne’s tweets with that would just catch fire like this. So yeah, that’s my meme. Suck it. Well, I have others. I have more. Are we showing more? Are we showing more, Jamie? Is there… No. No, sorry. Sorry, Shayne. Looks like they didn’t make the cut. They weren’t funny enough, sorry, bud. However, I will show each once more, and then we’re gonna get, we have to see the crowd. Yeah, we’re gonna get a crowd reaction from each one to see who wins. My other two were way more roasty. That one was like the nicest one. Well, sorry buddy. Okay, I’ll say one of ’em was a photo of Machine Gun Kelly and it said “Trevor basically.” So, deal with that. So, take that. I need an emo girl. Okay, you bring up Machine Gun Kelly. It’s funny ’cause there was actually a Machine Gun Kelly song that I unironically listened to a lot when I was in like ninth grade. And then he just fell off the face of the earth until he started dating Megan Fox. And I was like, I remember this guy. I don’t know much about him other than didn’t he have like a career and then Eminem like murdered him. Yeah, yeah. And then he like has come back, but he is like a completely new guy. Yeah, now he is like a punk artist. He’s like, “I’m never rapping again.” When I heard his name, I thought he was like a warlord or something. I had no idea who he was. Well, I think he’s named after a real mafia criminal from like back in the day. Well okay. And he’s also a real guy. And he’s just a skinny white dude. He just looks exactly the same. Yeah. Machine Gun Kelly disappears every 10 years then comes back. Terrifying. He’s a Highlander. All right, we’re gonna need your help though. You have to clap for the meme that you think is the winner. We know what’s gonna happen. We know what’s gonna happen. Well, I still wanna see it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right, here it comes. He’s so mad. Here it comes. All right. All right, let’s get it over with. Come on. People are popping champagne in the audience right now. Someone just stood up and they peed their pants. Thank you, everyone. This is really big for me. Not cool. It’s not cool. Oh man. Another banger. But sadly to say I’ll never do anything better than that. That is your best work. We’ll see. You never know, you never know. Yeah, that was… People have, they’ve done a lot with that. I mean, it’s kind of my legacy now. I might try again, you know, in a couple years once it’s died down a little bit. Yeah. We’ll see. But it’s been fun. How does it feel to be like a loser? I want you to start introing every guest on this show with that, no matter who it is. Just be like, “Oh, thanks for being here. “What’s it like to be a loser?” So, do you guys feel better now? Do you feel like this conflict has been resolved and like maybe there’s like a hug? I mean, no. Should we hug? Should we hug? All right, we can hug. Okay, I’ll hug you. All right, fine. Get up. It’s happening. I’m stuck. Get out. Give him a little kiss! For a second, I thought Shayne was on his tippy toes, but… Do you need me to lean down more? I’m so tall. I love you guys. The real star of the show is Courtney for putting up with both of us. It’s very entertaining watching boys fight. I don’t know why. Shayne would beat me in a fight though. That’s why I wouldn’t actually fight him. I actually don’t know if that’s, I don’t know. I don’t feel confident saying I could beat anyone in a fight. Well, come on, there’s some mud out there. Let’s grease ’em up. Yeah, if you wanna see Shayne and I fight, there’s gonna be an unmarked trail into the forest. We’re gonna be greased up, covered in mud, and we’ll just be out there hanging out for- And they find our bodies the next day murdered by wild hogs. Both of us. Just impaled. Yeah, so on that note, Jamie, is this like where we end the show or whatever? Is that what we do? You know, just if you feel like it. Oh, okay. Well, thank you so much, both of you, for being here. Thanks for having us. Thank you everybody for hanging out with us. Yeah, thank you. You guys have been great. You guys are so cool. You guys are awesome. This is so fun. Seriously. Yeah, thank you everyone for coming to watch. This has been amazing. I hope you’ve had an amazing weekend. I hope you’re having fun. Yeah, and thanks for hanging out. Mythicon 2022! Yeah! This has been Trevor Roasts Shayne Live on Stage at Mythicon, AKA, “Trevor Talks Too Much” about how much better he is than Shayne. Thank you so much, everyone. I love “iCarly!”