Welcome to Good Mythical More. You may know a lot about video games so you might find it amusing- That we don’t. Or if you don’t then you might relate to us because we don’t. So when we look at the covers of video games now and react to them and do what? Guess what they are? Guess what they’re called? Guess what they’re about? Well, they’re very, well to my understanding, obscure video games. I, also, am not a video game person but I’ve never heard of any of these. Oh, okay. And where you have blanked out like, pieces of the titles. So you’re filling in words to these- Okay Video game titles. Oh, exciting. Here we go. But how about first we check our voicemail. All right, boys, I need this one favor. We’re all dependent on you. The world may end if you don’t do this favor. Name five country side dishes that were at your grandma’s barbecue. Thank ya boys, peace. This is a challenge? Name five country side dishes? I don’t know how I feel about this voicemail. ‘Cause this is getting us to do something now. I feel like we might need to just boycott this whole exercise. Well, fried okra. Oh, so you’re going for it, okay. Beans. What kind of beans? Baked beans. Baked beans. Baked beans but also black eye peas. I’ll say field peas cause that’s even more country. But that’s the still- I’m sticking with beans. I’m going with butter beans is what we called ’em. Butter beans, yeah. It’s just baby lima beans. Oh gosh. Those were so good. Were they baby? Because butter beans are like bigger. They’re not baby. Well, so we called what you see as baby lima beans, at least in South Georgia, they called those butter beans. They were the small version of what I would call just a lima. Any lima bean. A lima bean is like that. We never said lima for anything. It was always butter bean. Those are so good. Course there’s always mashed taters. If you call ’em taters. I guess the world is gonna end if we- Is that five? I think we got is five there, I think we got there. So this is our first one, PlayStation two game. Snow White and the blank, blank, blank. This is a PlayStation two game. Snow white and the. Are the blank widths indicative of the word lengths underneath them? Yeah, somewhat unintentionally, but. But there are three words under there? There are three words, yes. Snow white and the blank, blank, blank. There’s a- This is a creepy rendering. This is like very rudimentary. Look at the witch back there. I mean, good gracious. Snow white and the. Okay I mean, just going off context clues here. Says it’s for, Is that in the lower left? It says it’s for ages three and up? Three and up. Okay, that definitely works with my answer. That seems really creepy to me with just the artwork going on. All right, go ahead, Rhett. I said Snow White and the big cheeked dwarves. Oh wow. We actually agree with one of the words. My first word is also big. Oh But I said Snow White and the big job opportunity. I don’t think that’s right. I don’t think I’m right either. No I was about to be like well the part you got right was Snow White and the. But that’s the part you can see. Yeah. Neither one of you- You know cause Snow White wanted to have a job. She taking an apple to the job interview. Okay. I doubt it. Okay, Stevie, what’s the real answer? You just want me to give it to you? You don’t wanna- Oh, no, no. Give us a context, give us a clue. It appears as if they’re trying to maybe skirt the IP although I don’t completely understand how they- Oh, seven little guys. Snow White and the- You’re on the right track And the seven little men. The two little men. Oh. It’s seven. It’s seven. Oh, and the seven small people. And the seven trolls. And the seven- Little? Small? Wee? Seven. The seven wee boys. Okay. Boys. Yeah. You got boys. The seven little boys? Boys? The seven old boys? Snow white and the. The middle word doesn’t really make sense. The seven- The clever boys. Clever boys, clever boys. Clever boys? Yeah. It’s a compilation of mini games. Oh, I love those. It’s was released in 2006. Connected to the seven clever boys attempting to wake Snow White from her poison apple induced slumber. Mhm, okay. Because of her job. One critic had this to say, “This is terrifying.” Seven clever boys. The graphics were great back then. Nintendo DS has brought us- Touch. Big blank. Why is there no graphics at all on this? Because this a DS game. No, that’s not why. There’s no pictures. And then there’s- Well, it’s a 2005 DS game. So, it would’ve been a black and white game. Yeah, definitely. Black and white game. Touch. Right? That’s a big blank. But it’s one word? It’s one word and it’s interesting, that it’s such a big blank. Okay. That feels. That’s a hint, huh? Well, I’m going to draw it in the way that I think it fits in that space. Oh, you just said my answer. I think it’s touch it. Oh, I think it’s touch me. Wait, why? What about my clue of it’s interesting that it’s so big lends itself to me and it. Two letters. Two letters, two letters. Mm. No, there’s more behind my clue. Oh, okay. So, state your clue again. Oh, it’s interesting. It’s such a big blank. It’s interesting that it’s such a big blank cause it’s probably a small thing. Yeah. Touch clever boys. I mean in some people’s cases, maybe the people writing the guesses. Touch mice. Touch. That’d be a fun game. Cause you’re always wondering if you should touch ’em when you see him. You know what, I’m not really using your hint but I think a great game will be touch time. We need another hint, Stevie. This is a Korean made game. So I think that there might have been a misunderstanding with what this word means in Western countries. Oh, okay. Okay. Or at least a form of this word. Okay, so like that. Touch balls. You’re very close. Touch. How close? Just under? Think opposite. Oh. Okay, I get it. Well, how do I, I can’t say that. Well, you can say it if you do like this, if you clarify. What did you say? I don’t understand how that’s. Oh, you said below and I said opposite. I just did a cat dude. Touch kitty. Kitty. All right, final answer, Kitty. Final answer. Butt How is your butt on top of your balls? He’s upside down. He’s doing a handstand. If I bend over. Well, I guess, I mean, no, we can reveal it. Touch dic. Touch dic. I don’t think that the, I said on top of it. You said opposite, oh. Dic. No, you said below and I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I meant when you said you’re close I was saying I’m below. But you were saying, no, it’s above. Okay. I understand. What is that? What is the dic? This was a. It’s short for Touch dictionary. It offers translations to and from English, Japanese, and Korean. And then, and so it was renamed to touch dictionary after it was released and they understood why that wasn’t- Yeah. Right, right. Dic is not short for dictionary. Wow. That’s wild. It sounds like a really fun game though. You think so? Yeah. Imagine if you could touch your dictionary. Blank divinity. Create your own destiny. Boy, she really skimped on her top but she spent a lot of money on those boots. Divinity is addictive, open ended, and enormous fun. Mm. Is that blood all over? It’s a bloody sword. Divinity. Okay. And it had to make the cut to be on our show. Like, to think about like that. It’s gotta be funny. Okay. The weird thing is, in 2012 PC Gamer named it one of the top PC games of all time. Yeah. Based on the name alone. I mean, Dic Divinity everybody was standing in line for that one. Well, interestingly I was thinking Duck Divinity It’s kinda like Duck Dynasty. It’s just a little different. Are we wrong? Tell me we’re wrong. No, it’s duck. No. Yeah. How to give you- Divinity. I don’t wanna write anymore down. It’s redundant is your clue. Divine divinity. Yep, yep. Divine divinity. Divine divinity. Create your own destiny. Well, that’s the best kind of divinity is the divine ones. It’s a role playing game released in 2002 that chronicles your journey as the chosen one to unite seven races of Rev, Revelon, Revelen? Revlon? It was a Chevron sponsored game. And prevent the birth of the Lord of chaos. You have to put a condom on the Lord of chaos. Prevent the birth? On the father of the Lord of chaos. You have to prevent the birth of something? Wow. I mean, that’s every parent’s problem. Right? Just call it parenting. Oh goodness. Let’s see another one. Y’all want to see another one? War blank. War woman. War woman. In this title, it’s technically, it’s one word but the first part of the word is war. Warren. War. War girl. Warning. Warning, yeah. You mean like that? What did you say? Like warning. What about war- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Warbler. It’s, well, I would say it’s- Wardor A mashup of two words, you know? Warman. Warman. A warwoman is a warman. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You’re on the right track. War gal. That feels great. Bunch of guys in a room coming up with a name for a- War gal. War lady. She war. Warshe. Warsaw. War. War. War. Warbitch. War, give us a letter. G. War God Wargal. It’s a part of a word. It’s- Wargams. Wargasm. There we go, yeah. Wargasm. That’s it? Oh yeah. 1998, set in a future where the world’s military forces have been transferred to the worldwide war web to prevent lives from being lost. Yeah. But what is the gasm part? Where does that come in? I don’t know. We gotta find out. Put it in. I just think it’s just- She’s got a big cargo pocket down there. It just looks like she’s got a book in it. Is there a book in her cargo pocket? No, she’s got her dictionary in there. She touches it on a regular basis. Oh gosh. Before we touch this- Before we get to American girl we gotta talk about all of our, all of our podcasts. We recorded a bunch of podcasts at MythiCon and they’re all out. So check ’em out this week. They read special and distinct from what you would normally expect. Yet within the same realm of expectation. Just live. Just live. And they all have a special energy. So whether you’re checking out “Ear Biscuits” where we get asked questions that we’ve never been asked before or “Trevor Talks Too Much” where Shayne and Courtney from “Smosh” show up. Or “A Hot Dog is a Sandwich” where Josh and Nicole, they debated breakfast burritos versus breakfast tacos. They did. And you got “Dispatches” where my dad and I were in the same place doing a podcast for the first time. It was very special. There were tears. And “Best Friends back, Alright!” I’ll just, I mean, here, it says. Stevie Levine rated your awkward moments. Yeah. That’s not even the thing. We, uh- I thought you were rating people’s awkward moments. Embarrassing. Most embarrassing stories. Oh yeah, embarrassing st, awkward mo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check ’em out. Just search for the names of the podcast. Wherever you can search for podcasts. American Girl, Julie blank a blank. Is she pole dancing? What’s happening? I believe that’s a bed. Oh. But she might be pole dancing. I don’t know. Julie, practice a pole dance. It could be just grab a pole. Grab a pole. It could be grab a bed. Julie grabs a bed. Julie, grab a tight, grab. She looks like she just went to on like a Caribbean vacation and got one piece of hair braided. Julie- I’m confused about that top. Snatch a braid. Like, is she wearing like a clear rain jacket over a purple? Like what? It’s like a white thing with a design on it over like a mock turtleneck. And then like whoever did the Julie Photoshop just kind of added a smoky background to it. To make her look mysterious. Julie cop a feel. Oh god. Blank a blank. Is it a verb? Is it a verb? The first blank. Yes. Julie stretch a. Love? Sheet. Try a thing? Try a thing. Julie stain a mattress. Does a- Carney just let me know that, Julie, the American girl character is a Cape Cod fashionista is how they describe Julie. Julie design a dress. Catches a fish. Julie steal a diamond. Cashes a check. Julie receives a life sentence. Buys a pony, buys a pony. Yeah, all really great guesses, but it’s- Julie commits. A crime? A murder. She looks like she’s got murder in her eyes. Julie murders. A squirrel. There we go. Julie finds a way. Julie finds a way. Well, she looks like she would find a way. I don’t understand. The game is that- Find a way to what? It’s released in 2001 follows nine year old Julia Albright as she grows up in 1975 America. She’s finding a way. She’s finding her way in life, Stevie. Yes. It’s the coming of age story. We all have to do that. Well, I’m saying like, what’s the video game? I don’t know. 1975, Cape Cod. Looking for the way. Like putting like shingles on things. I think she’s in a maze, I guess. It’s probably just that. Enjoying lobster dinners. Big mutha truckers two, truck blank, blank. Love Debbie XOXO with the low-rise denim panties. Okay. She got a zipper on them britches. There’s a lot to like about this one. Come on man. Don’t be- I’m just taking myself back to me- Don’t an old man. The year when I would have seen this. Big mutha truckers. What year? 2002. Oh well, okay. I was already a married adult man. So we got hell on wheels. I was thinking I was going back to my teenage years. Hell on wheels, chicken, critters, coming through, Ma. So Ma’s in prison. Debbie. Debbie. Truck, my dictionary. Truck, truck. Truck and, no. It’s the second one. So it’s like. Truck it again. Truck it even harder. Now see cause it- Truck it harder is good. It’s big mutha truckers so it’s like- You’re on the right track. It’s not truck it. It’s truck me? Truck me. Truck me. Truck me harder. Yes. Yeah. Wowzers. So what’s the rating on this 16 plus? It tasks players with purchasing goods in one town and then hauling them to another- Well that’s what you gotta do. To sell for a higher price. All to raise enough money to hire a lawyer to get Ma out of prison. Ma off the hook for tax evasion. Mhm, mhm. And that’s Julie all grown up. Julie found her way. Check out all of our mythical podcasts recorded live at MythiCon. So special.