| Intro: Gm Cm Gm We’re here together In these apocalyptic lands Cm Being chased by a biker gang Who’ve got flamethrowers for hands Gm But we won’t let that stop us From enjoying a Thanksgiving feast (no) Cm Even though everyone we know Is deceased Gm We got a turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) Cm A turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) Gm Has anybody seen our friend Stan (He was playing a guitar, and he had gloves on) Cm Got a turkey in a trash can Gm And I bet we’ll be singing this song Sixty minutes from now ( Gm ) x2 We still got a Gm Turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) Cm A turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) Gm We can’t locate a woman (Preferably, we’d find two) Cm We got a turkey in a trash can Gm Now let’s get it out Yeah |