| D D Look at us, two dudes behind one desk. Bm G When I look to my right, I see you. A And I see you, when I look to my left. D Hashtag blessed. ( D E A D ) D We’ve done so many things on this show. E So many things that have helped us grow. A We’ve eaten pig uterus and anus. D But it gets the views, so you can’t really blame us. G We’ve bathed in ranch. We’ve bathed in ice. A We bathed in chicken noodle soup. And got covered in poop. G And I drank your urine straight from a straw. A So did I, man, I drank yours too. D D7 We’ve shared 1000 mornings. G And they’ve been good. Bm And they’ve been Mythical. E And they’ve been in the morning. A Unless you didn’t watch in the morning. D Which is totally cool. | D When I think of all the crap we’ve done. E It makes me scared for our children. A We’ve promised there’s just water inside of our mugs. D But you can buy one for just thirteen bucks. G But let’s not make this song about our merch. A About our hats, stickers, posters, hoodies and shirts. G It’s about our connection with the Mythical Beasts. A It feels so good that it almost hurts. D D7 We’ve shared 1000 mornings. G And they’ve been good. Bm And they’ve been Mythical. E And they’ve been in the morning. A Depending on the time zone. D D7 We’ve shared 1000 mornings. G Thank you for liking Bm Thank you for commenting. E And subscribing A D You know what time it is. |