What up Internet, Rob and Corinne here and you are watching man vs. Corinne vs. Rhett vs. Link [cheering] vs. watermelon carving. – As you can see, we’re not on our set. We are on the Good Mythical Morning set. We’ve just finished filming with these guys. Thanks for having us on. – You’re gonna lose a ton of subscribers from that – But we like you. – Oh, that’s nice. – It’s worth it. – If you let us beat you. – Oh no, that’s not… – This is a real competition. – Don’t break your watermelon before you get started, man. You don’t get a backup. – I’ve seen your watermelon carving, uh, abilities before. – They weren’t very good. – I don’t think we have much to worry about. – Yeah, I’m definitely not concerned. – That’s what happens when you eat watermelon seeds. – I’m pregnant with victory. – Wooow. – You look like you’re about to pop. – So we are gonna time this challenge, just to make things a little more interesting. We are putting 15 minutes on the clock. Let’s get started, shall we? [ding ding ding] – What? – Time has started. – AAAHHHH! – I’m really lightheaded. Oh, you just took all of our knives? Except for one. – I thought that was like Top Chef, right? You’re running around, you’re getting all the supplies you need. – What is this? This is like a dental tool. – I know, this doesn’t seem to be very useful. – Give me some space, man. – Do you know what you’re doing? – Not really. – I am employing… – They’re kind of intimidating me – …a sketch-before-you-cut technique. – I’m going, I’m just gonna let it all out there. I don’t know if anyone has seen the, the pumpkin with the teeth or the carving… – Ohhh, yeah. – So are you using this as your… – Well, I’m using that as kind of like a template right now. – I think that’s cheating. – No no no, where are the rules? – That’s right, we ain’t got no rules. – Wow. – Look at that. Got rid of that. – You cut a section out of your watermelon. – Mine is a transportation device. Don’t need that. – I’ll clean that up later. It’s a great challenge to stay hydrated while performing. – Throw a little right here. Okay. All right. – I blinded him. – What a technique. – That was intentional. Creating a little amphitheater back here. So if this doesn’t turn out like I want, I’m just gonna say that I’ve made an amphitheater. – All right. – We only have ten minutes. – We have ten — five minutes down. I’ve got a little, a little teeth action coming on over here. I’m gonna go, uh take a look around here. – You’re trying to make it like one of those reality shows. – Yeah, like Gordon Ramsay. Take a little bit of this. You only got nine minutes left. – I’m starting to sweat. – Woah woah, Rhett! Demonetized. – Wow! – Just bear with me. – Come on now. – It’s all going to make sense. – Boy, knives are fun. – I know. – I gotta start using those again. – Uh oh. – You haven’t ever actually cut anything off, have you? – Well, one Christmas I was opening a Barbie, you know how they put the Barbies in the big plastic clamshell things and they’re like, really hard to open? My father-in-law gave me his knife pulled that thing out, and proceeded to cut my finger. And the next thing I knew, I was coming to. Looked up and I was in my father-in-law’s arms. – Aw. – He had caught me, and I’ve never been able to live that down. – So that’s a good reason not to play with knives. – Or Barbies! – Lots of lessons to be learned. – There’s a lot of other questions I have about this story, but, imagination… – Okay, yeah, it was my Barbie, okay? – Well we weren’t disputing that. – That’s fine. – Ohh, way to keep it relevant with the whole Dumbo movie coming out. – Of course that’s why I did this. – Six minutes left, everybody. – Six minutes? – Six minutes remaining. – [sing-song] This is terrible. – Feeling it, feeling that burn. – I think that, um, doing a time challenge with things using knives, it’s kind of dangerous actually. – Yeah, you tellin’ me. – Yeah, I’m super surprised that you still have all your, uh your digits over there. – Yeah. – It’s not too late. I could also take some of yours away. – What is the uh, what is the name of your pirate ship? – USS Probably Not Winning. – No, I don’t know. – I’m gonna check in. Done. Two minutes and 45 seconds… – Yours looks really good. – …to go. – Okay. – [sing-song] Gettin’ my carving on. [sing-song] Doin’ some carving, y’all. I’m gonna use every bit of time I have in order to exert my complete dominance over you guys. – We are now down to the one minute remaining. How’s everybody feeling? – You know what? I’ve never even been on Pinterest and look at me. – Cristine, what do you think? – Set ’em all up. – All right. – 30 seconds. – Wow. I’m impressed. – I’m impressed, but I’m growing less impressed the more I look at it. – Actually now, now that I see the other angle… – I’m not giving you my best angle yet. – Three, two, one… [whistle] – Whooo – Round of applause. – You survived. – What do you guys have over there? – This is the annoying melon. – Yeah, ohh. – From the popular, once popular, still popular – Ooh… – From the popular series Annoying Orange. And this is my little take on it. – Hey Apple! Hey! – Can you do the little voice? – [high-pitched] You’re an apple. [normal] Boom. – That was it. How did you get the pupils? – Uh, those are the watermelon seeds. – Oh, wow. That is a brilliant touch. – Yeah. – Well, as you can see here, I have a cat. I wrote “meow” on the side, just in case… – If we didn’t know. If we couldn’t tell what that was. – I think you get points off for that, for clarification. [laughter] – Cats, tacos, pizza, they’re all, those are all fun things that the Internet likes. You’ll probably win. Uh, explain yours over there. – Mine is a… – Oh wow. – Arrr, matey! It’s a watermelon ship. It’s gonna sail…[cough] I can’t keep up that voice. It’s gonna sail across the seven seas and bring watermelon everybody. – I’ll give you points for the fact that yours is also makes a great serving. This would be a great way to serve at a party. I don’t know how you would get y’alls stuff at a party. – None of this…this would not… – Well you know, you just, you get in there. You know, you like… [grunting] And then you just eat out of it. – Okay, that’s appetizing for everyone after you. Can I point out that I have got some windows down here, I’ve got a cannon here. The cannon is edible. – I thought that was a flute. – Uh, it could also be a flute. – Did you play it? [soothing music] [transitions to dance music] – All right, there it is. – Okay. – I’m gonna put that back. And, oh check that out. Skull and crossbones on the sail, then just reach in here and grab it and the party begins. – Yours definitely wins for usability. – Well, have you looked at the back of my elephant’s head? – I have not. – Ohh look at that. – Mine is also uh, in a serving situation. Again, not an endorsement of the ivory trade. Not an endorsement of the Republican Party. It’s not even really an endorsement of the movie Dumbo. It’s just an elephant. – I’m gonna put that in the metadata, though, just so we can get some extra views. – This is a trunk that is removable. – Interesting. – Can be used for gesturing. – Or scooping. – And if you need to leave the party, you just put two fingers in the eyes, and you just…get out of there. – Or go bowling with it. – The only fair way to do this is, on the count of three, we need to vote for who we think won, but you can’t vote for yourself. – Okay. – Do we vote, or do they vote? – I feel like the audience here can vote by giving… – A round of applause. Everybody? There’s, there’s about 47 people here. – Totally unbiased. – Remember who writes your checks. So we’re gonna start over there, and just… – One for the annoying pumpkin, pineapple… What is this? [light applause] – Watermelon! – And here we have a beautiful cat. Um, it’s very cute. I hear no applause. Or clapping. [a few claps] That’s…that’s fine. [sad cello and piano music] – Oh gosh! – Oh look, it got better. – Okay, here we have pirate ship. – Pirate ship with cannon and, forgot to mention, half moon floating above. [sad cello music] – Literally no one… – Now is when someone would clap. – Yeah. – Oh, wow. – I didn’t cut myself with a knife. [loud applause] – That doesn’t count towards your specimen. – I’ve already explained this all I want to. I’m just gonna gesture at it now. – Okay. [sad cello and piano music] [a few claps] – It’s a little uh, hunanimous. Hunanimous? Ananymous? – It’s anonymous and unanimous. You won around here. Let me see if I can feed you from here. – Yeah! – It went in there. – It did. – Yeah! – Solid. – Thanks for having us on your show within our show. – Thanks for having us on your show. We just finished filming more watermelon hacks and madness over on on their channel, on Good Mythical Morning. So be sure that you check that out. – You know, the same old BS…subscribe, like up the video, comment, notification bells, yadda yadda. – Thanks guys. We’re huge fans. Keep it up. – Yeah, thanks for having us. – Thanks for coming to your own set. Well, that’s it for this video. We’ll see you next time. [slowed down screaming]