in suburban Chicago a chihuahua survives an owl attack and a notorious Russian prison is set to get tanning beds let’s talk about that good morning Chia Lincoln it is January 17 2011 18th that was yesterday living in the past again link January 18th not 17th again we’re not going to repeat that welcome you know first of all I want to thank all of you who commented on yesterday’s video and suggested the Daiya or the day I don’t know how you pronounce it cheese believe it or not totally independently of all your comments my wife went out last night and she got me another kind of cheese very loving life and she got this Daiya cheese because she’d heard that it was good and I just took that stuff and I was just eating it it was shredded cheese was good I was just eating it out of the package late 10 o’clock last night okay so there’s hope for you not being vegan but going non-dairy oh well thank you for your comments heknows commenters that he’s not going vegan he’s just going non-dairy but that’s as a form of non vegan right let’s rip some headlines from the news if that’s what you call it and talk about this owl attack in Crystal Lake Illinois an alle tak has left the four-pound Chihuahua with a healthy fear of the dark the attack happened with with Chico the Chihuahua was out for a walk with his owner George in the Chicago suburb of Crystal Lake last week Cala Maura says they were walking down the street when a great horned owl swooped down and tried to fly away with her three-year-old dog a horned owl that’s like a mythical beast yeah I mean it would have been scary enough if it was a regular al but it’s a owl with horns comes down I seen groups him up with one gouges them or whatever you call it Gore’s him bores him Gore’s him and then picks him up and takes him away how many horns are we talking about I mean could be like antlers it doesn’t it didn’t say a 7 a 14 point out this diversion of the story that I like to go with there’s a good mythical beast named for you community members that’s scary you know you’re walking your little 4 pound dog and I well I think what I would be thinking is I need to switch pets I should this owl should be my pet if I contain this and start walking it around then you know I would be very cool but he’s okay though that’s the thing that people are wondering no one is his dog died oh oh yeah I was very concerned about the Chihuahua he said he has a healthy fear of the dark which means he’s still living and Rosie says the Al Kut the firm grip on Chico’s leash as the bird dragged the dog across the sidewalk and he managed to scare the al away you said the AL cup of firm grip on the leash the al was walking the dog it swooped in with its horns and started walking the dog maybe that’s the owner they’re talking about I think the owner continued to keep the dog on the leash and then he scared the al away guys I’ve never been attacked by a bird maybe the boy no you know what it may be the AL did grabbed hold of his leash and now just wanted a pet that wasn’t gonna hurt this thing I was like he was a very wise oh I need a pet I need a four-pound Chihuahua there’s our horn Dallas dog in my experience the kind of sleepy yet wise and horned ever been attacked by bird I said I had no uh I don’t uh I don’t plan to I have been chased by a goose I think a lots of people have been chased by geese the geese is not a bird there’s a mammal yeah it’s no it’s a bird all right I think I’m just testing what you tell us about this story here I’ve been given the bird in traffic many times it’s very you know it’s violent yeah you know I well I’m not gonna do it but you know a proper bird if you’re going to give it it it it starts it good the the fingers on either side of the bird you start here the fake bird if you give a if you give a bird that like I was given the bird bad trucker and it was like it wasn’t this finger was the real bird finger I don’t want to I don’t want to offend anybody but it was like he pulled it there was no other knuckles showing like this knuckle wasn’t showing like his possibly supposed to show the knuckles that’s a violent bird I’ve been attacked by the most violent form of bird where the other fingers go all the way down well you know that’s why they call it the bird because in medieval times instead of doing that they would like pull a hawk out of their their overalls and right it would come at you to offend you right and they’re like this is so impractical let’s come up with a symbol for this and they were like this but then they change it to the bird but they would make the hawk sound yes they had overalls I think that was more more like a macaw notorious Russian prison set to get tanning beds a centuries-old Russian prison notorious for primitive conditions will soon offer inmates a new perk tanning beds sounds like a good idea why does Sharov was quoted as saying this is the prison warden spokesman I guess he was quoted as saying the tanning beds are meant to compensate for an adequate sunlight in the cells but inmates will have to pay and at 10 rubles that’s 33 cents a minute whoa that’s a sizable fee in a country where the average monthly salary is well under $1,000 first of all just an observation about this whole idea we all know what goes on in prisons so I would think that being the man with a golden pan is like not a good strategy well just think about just think about going into prison like it’s your first day in prison cuz it’s not just the man with the golden tan everybody’s got a golden tan oh no only people who can afford it cuz it’s like okay now all of a sudden the guy with the golden tan not only is Peru more attractive but he’s rich he’s a rich prison dude it’s like do you want to be a target Russian people who make decisions about prisons which I guess you could call the prison administration what are you thinking people this is what I would do whenever I find myself in a Russian prison I’m gonna make sure I have lots of money I’m gonna get super tan and then I’m gonna convince all the other prisoners that I’m some sort of alien or superhuman to keep their distance like an orange man orange yeah are into Russian new prison demand keep your distance that’s my Russian like your orange man I was at remote to know your distance I can’t distance I have radiation coming off of me at all times I’m sorry Russian fans if you’re watching for my terrible impersonation um now tanning beds I’m gonna have to admit this I had been to one once really and it wasn’t for my psoriasis because you can’t treat your psoriasis and tanning beds believe it or not tanning beds are not good for you people I went when did you go to didn’t two days before I got married what I just thought you know what you’re supposed to be tan when you get married you know I just thought that’s what it you know it’s not this is not a Russian prison legal this is marriage I need to be tan so basically you you were kind of applying the thinking that a girl who’s going to the prom you’re kind of thinking in the same zone yeah I was like I’ve never been I’ll probably never go again one time you get married one time I’m gonna take your photo yeah you need to be tanned but you know you go one time you’re not there’s no difference well you run the risk of getting burnt and then you know that makes your that makes your wedding night kind of precarious that’s true like you know unless you bring aloe vera moving along let’s check in with well you know what before we do that yeah we wanted we wanted to just invite you guys if there’s something you want us to talk about here oh good morning to you like it just let us know in the comments obviously we’re reading the comments you guys are helping us know what cheese to eat how to give the proper bird and other things you can do that right here on this video on YouTube you could do it at facebook.com slash rhett and Link and you can also tweet at us at Rhett MC in link lamont there’s two different tweeters I think we should start a new website called Hawk Hawker that’s already existent that’s Gawker oh let’s check in with the searcher Roux was already taken yeah that’s right Chia Lincoln not a lot of change from yesterday there may be one or two new sprouts I don’t know if we’re going to get full sprout ajaan top severely apologize to everyone we had some people tell us that the kinkiness of his hair versus that like he has just a very wiry hair that just kind of shoots out as opposed to having a very tightly wound Chia fro the reason he doesn’t have that is because we’re not giving sunlight or water in correct proportion he’s got it he’s got a cheek antenna over here that’s got to count for something like a mole all right people the fun continues we’re committed to this as long as Chia Lincoln is committed to us every weekday right here tune in tune-up car just passed