
(gentle upbeat music) (flames crackling) – One day the Google-minded people at Google decided to stick cameras on a bunch of cars and have them take pictures of every single street in the entire world. – Amazing. – There you go with Google Street View. – There you go. – There you go with it. With as many pictures as they are taking, there are bound to be lots of serendipitous moments of weird stuff being caught on Google Street View. Like for example, you coming out of your front door in the house you used to live in in North Carolina. – There I am. – What are the chances that Google Street View would drive by the moment you were– – Well, I stood out there all day waiting for ’em. (crew laughing) I was like… I could be comin’ or goin’, that’s the mystery. You don’t know. – Well as you’ll see, there are people who do stalk Google Street View and try to create some moments, but the vast majority that I’m gonna describe to you, and then give a blank that you have to fill in with what is actually caught on Google Street View. If you get three of these right, you get to take the first bite of the, I was gonna say cotton candy meatloaf, but it’s just candy meatloaf, it’s not cotton candy. – And I just get the first bite, that’s it? Why don’t I get the whole loaf? – Well, I’m looking at it right now, and it is such a glorious creation, you are gonna want to choose where you want to bite from. And so the first choice is something worth winning, my friend, don’t you think? – OK, alright, I’m just playing for pride. – So again, I’m gonna describe some of these. Here’s the first one. I’m looking at a Google Street View image right now, Rhett, I’m looking right at it– – Wish I was. – Of two men in Bergen, Norway. They are chasing a Google car while dressed as blanks holding blanks. (Link chuckles) – Well that could be, what, I mean, that could be anything. – OK, so I’ll give you a hint. It’s an occupation, they’re dressed as a certain occupation, holding a certain farm implement. (laughs) I’m sure that helps you a lot. – Farmers carryin’ hoes. – Farmers carrying– – Dressed like farmers, carrying hoes. Or they could be dressed like hoes carryin’ farmers. (crew laughs) But they would’ve censored that. – Take a look, Bergen, Norway, these are two guys dressed as scuba divers (buzzing) holding pitchforks. I can’t believe you didn’t guess that, Rhett! It’s so obvious now that you see it. – Are they going frog diggin’? Like what’s about to happen? – I think climate change has hit really hard in Norway already, and that’s a water park. (Rhett laughs) – They’re just gettin’ ready. – Either that or they just robbed a pool supply store, I dunno. (chuckling) – OK, I think this is gonna be a difficult game. That’s what I’m concluding right now. – Well, how crushed are you gonna be if I get the first bite of the candy loaf? – Not really, I’ll just take, I can see it, I’ll just bite the other side. – So rest easy, but I am looking at N. Winter Street in Adrian, Michigan, where Google captured what appears to be blank, casually walking in front of the Lenawee County Jail. – A blank, ’cause there is no a. Is there an a? – It can be. (crew laughing) – A prisoner. – You sure? – Yeah, just somebody like, obviously, I mean, casually walking… No, it could be a robber. – What are the chances? – Could be a robber. I think it’s a prisoner, I think it’s somebody that has like prison clothes on, that’s my guess. Lemme see the picture. – Let’s take a look. You’re right, (dinging) it is a prisoner. And a seemingly escaped prisoner, but, we contacted the jail and asked them about this. ‘Cause I had to know what was goin’ on. And they said, the whole area is very secure, and that they do… Send some inmates out to like clean the street in front of the jail. But you got this one right, see? – Yeah, that’s right. – They’re not all that hard. I gave you some hints in that one. – Alright, what’ve we got next? – Now I’m looking at Parc de Valency. I’m sure I’m not sayin’ that right. – Yeah, I’m sure too. – A quiet, serene location in Lausanne, Switzerland, full of gravel walkways, beautiful lime trees, and a strange man emerging from a blank. – Serene location in Switzerland, now the Swiss are, they’re neutral. (crew laughing) That was like the fact that, when you were like in third grade, like anybody brings up Switzerland, “They’re neutral!” – “They’re neutral, you know!” – “They don’t pick a side!” “Why don’t you be more like Switzerland?” They do have an army though, and everybody has to serve in it. I have a friend who’s Swiss, and he served in it. And he’s like, “But it’s neutral.” – They carry knives, do they carry knives? – I didn’t ask him, but it’s assumed they did. – I’ll have to ask him. Gimme his email. – Strange man emerging from a, none of what I just said helps me. – No guns, just knives, I really wanna know. – Emerging from a Swiss army knife, like he’s another piece of it. – And just waitin’ around for Street View to drive by. – But it’s on Street View, I’ll say a sewer or a manhole, because both are kind of the sewer. – You’re close, but check it out. – [Both] A trash can. (buzzing) – [Link] Look at, how did he even get in there? – [Rhett] Well he’s looking for his Swiss Army knife. – Link That looks painful. – Did you contact him? Did you contact the officials that are responsible for this photo? – Yeah, I contacted him, and I said, “What’s the story?” He said, “Well, you know, “one man’s trash is another man’s man.” (crew laughing) That’s what he told me. – Oh, OK, alright, I get it. – I’m lookin’ at a driveway in Mannheim, Germany. – Mannheim, Germany? Really? – There’s a dog lying next to a pile of junk, next to a jug filled with a yellow liquid. And behind that is a blank in the open trunk of a car. – There’s a big dog, who has urinated into a jug. (crew laughing) Which is impressive in its own right. And then he’s got the previously filled jugs in the open trunk of the car, and he’s gonna get in there and he’s gonna drive the car to the urine dump spot. (crew laughing) I’ve been to Mannheim, Germany. I’ve seen these things. I’ve seen things that you wouldn’t believe. Maybe it’s a little dog. – So you’re saying it’s a little dog, or it’s empty jugs? – I think it’s a little dog. I think there’s a big dog on the ground, and a little dog in the trunk, and the big dog is about to shut the little dog in the trunk. I know his intentions. I can’t even see the photo, and I know his intentions. He’s a bad dog, he’s a mean dog. Little dog in the trunk, final answer. – Let’s take a look. (buzzing) No, it is a naked man. – [Rhett] That might be a dog. It’s kinda hard to tell. It’s a little blurry. – Link He’s not that hairy. He is a little bit hairy. But I don’t know what’s goin’ on here. – I think that he is, I mean honestly, I think that he’s just got like a Speedo on because that’s what they wear over there, and he’s cleaning something. He’s like, I gotta get in here with this yellow liquid to clean the inside of my trunk. – You know what, that junk is stuff from the trunk, you’re exactly right, it’s trunk junk. – Yeah, he’s cleaning his junk, he’s cleaning his trunk. – He’s cleaning his junk in the trunk. (laughs) – Yeah, right, exactly, that’s what they do in Germany. – OK, you didn’t get that one right, but you tried really hard. – I did try! – I got one more for ya. I’m lookin’ at a very creepy scene captured by Google on a sidewalk in Tokyo. – Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? (crew laughs) – I said, (crew laughs) I’m lookin’ at a very creepy scene captured by Google on a sidewalk in… A city in Japan that you’ve probably heard that part. – Yeah, I’m into it. – I see two rows of people wearing blank masks staring directly at the camera. – Two rows of people, two rows of people. – Wearing blank masks. – Ugh, Japan could be anything. Oh, gosh. I feel like they’re wearing masks of like another person. I feel that they’re, you know. – Is it another person? Let’s take a look. No, (buzzing) it is pigeons. (crew laughs) But that (laughing) is pretty creepy. And the creepiest part is when you move the camera in Street View past the pigeons and look back, this is what you see. – [Rhett] Oh, they turned. – [Link] They turned, and they’re just watching. And I guess the Google Street View was on a walking path. – Man, we gotta go. We gotta go to Japan, man. – They were stalking the Street View walker. – We would fit in so well there. – Buying masks, and coordinating the whole thing. You only got one of those right, but you know what, you’re still gonna taste the candy loaf in Good Mythical More. – OK, I hope that’s not a euphemism for something. – (laughing) No, we got one over there. It’s amazing. So stay tuned to Good Mythical More for that. – Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Matt, and I’m in Japan. And this is the tallest Buddha statue in the world. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Click the bottom link to watch today’s episode from the beginning. – And click the top link to watch us eat a candy meatloaf in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. – [Link] Raise you hand if you’re a mythical beast. Now use that hand to type mythical.store into your search bar, because that’s where you can buy this I Am a Mythical Beast shirt right now.
