GMM 1272.3: Olympic Slang Or Coachella Band? (GAME)

( music playing ) The Olympics are here, and then, just after that, you can look forward to Coachella, Rhett. – Just after that. – You’re going in April? And right now we’re gonna mix the two things together. Eminem and Beyoncé are headlining Coachella… – Heard of them. – …this year in April, but there’s a lot of other bands that are at Coachella and, even when they publish the list, I don’t read it ’cause I’m like, “Who are these people? What are these names?” For all I know, they could be official Olympic terms and I couldn’t tell the difference. – Let’s find out if we can tell the difference. – That’s why we’ve made that into a game. Okay, so Stevie will read a term or a band from Coachella, Olympic term or… Coachella band, we have to guess which one it is. The one who gets the most right, for the rest of the day, gets to be… – Coach… Fella. – Fella. – Coach Fella. – Coach Fella? Okay. You have to call me that or I have to call you out. You get to tell people to do calisthenics or… It’s gonna be great for one of us. Drop down and give me 20! Okay, Stevie, what’s the first one? Stevie: Okay, I’m calling all these “phrases.” The first phrase is… “Baby heads”? That– what could that be at the Olympics? That’s like… Ew, that’s like when you skid– like, you skid off of your skates and then, like, the whole side of your leg swells up like baby heads. I don’t think that’s a condition. I think it’s when– do they have paintball? – Yep, this year is first year. – Do they have paintball in the Olympics this year? – This year is first year for paintball? – Frozen paintballs. It’s when one of the people in the crowd gets pelted with multiple paintballs and that creates baby heads. I think we’re both saying Coachella. But it’s a Coachella band. I don’t see how that can be an Olympic term. Stevie: Guys, it’s an Olympic term. ( buzzer sound ) It’s when a small rock may cause a mountain biker to crash. And we have a clip of an incident that may have been caused by a baby head. Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep. I saw the baby heads. What’s next? Okay, here’s the next phrase… “Boogarins”? – Boogarins! – Boogarins. – It’s like… – Oh, man. Boogarins, I think that’s people in the stands cheering really loudly, but they’re so far away, they… they could be no bigger than boogers. There’s Boogarins up there cheering for the… cheering for the speed skater. I think it’s a… I think it’s a band because it kinda sounds like smithereens, but… – …Boogarins. – Yeah, I think it’s a band too. It’s like the updated– oh, you’re gonna change your answer, huh? I was trying to throw you off. It is a Brazilian psychedelic rock band. – Yes! – Ooh, I love that Brazilian psychedelic rock. – Okay, ready for the next one? – Yeah. That is an Olympic term, That is a general sports term that happens… When you’re hot air ballooning. – Hot air ballooning… – And then the bottom… – …or paragliding. – …the bottom it starts to… ( blubbers ) – Hot air ballooning is a great Olympic sport. – I could see that happen… on a bobsled. Oh, the death spiral. The death spiral on the bobsled. You can’t really… I think that’s more of a death roll. No, it’s when you leave the course. – When you leave the course never to return. – You leave the course and then you go down the mountain… ( clicks tongue ) death spiral. Never see him again. Coachella band. This is an Olympic term. – Yeah. – It’s actually a move in pair figure skating where the man spins the woman around while holding her hand. And here is a clip. Waffled. He’s about to give her a death spiral? Oh, gosh. – Yeah. – Don’t let her do that! No, the thing you don’t understand is that continued for another seven seconds, she would die. – ‘Cause all the blood would be at her… – The blood goes to the lungs. …at her ice skates. ( clicks tongue ) And then you just… – and it’s over. – You drown in your own blood which somehow got in your lungs. – Ah? – That undermines the fact that you got that right, give me another one. How about “Jackmaster”? Oh! – Okay. – This is a… No, no comments. There’s a lot of trouble in this word. ( laughter ) The jackmaster is the person who, when you get a flat tire at the Olympics, he comes out there and he, you know, he gives you the height you need to get the that change you want. So is that a Coachella band or an Olympic term? It’s an Olympic term. Jackmaster, of course, was my nickname in high school. ( laughter ) What are you saying, man? I’m saying, uh… Actually, don’t tell me what you’re saying, just give me your answer. You got yarn coming out of your beard. Yeah, it’s a yarn beard day. – I’m going with… – You’re a wreck, man. …Coachella band. It is a Coachella band. He’s a Scottish DJ who has been called one of the most admired and in-demand DJs in the world. And here’s a clip of him doing what he does best. ( music playing ) That’s Jackmaster? He’s jacking mastering right there. Boy, I can tell, he is really good at what he was doing. Yeah, he’s really good at DJing. I can tell ’cause of the brow wipe. Yeah, he’s getting hot in there. He really set himself apart from all other DJs. I gotta redeem myself here. How about…? “Petit biscuit”? Oh, we finally get to the biscuits. – Mm… – Petit biscuit could easily be like a cute, little Coachella band, – you know? – No, this is an Olympic term. You’ve watched curling, right? Yeah. That thing that is on the rock, the rock that’s on, that’s called a biscuit. – In the junior category… – For kids, trainers? – …they use a petit biscuit. – Yeah, you’re right, – it’s an Olympic term. – It’s kids curling, which, incidentally, both of my kids are into. Are your kids into it? Well, I’m gonna change my answer so I can try to catch up. – Olympic term. – Coachella band. – Coachella band! – Yes! He’s a DJ, and here’s a clip from his music video for his song “Beam.” Well, I hope he’s doing something. Oh. Whoa. Is that a biscuit? Oh, that’s the back of his head. It doesn’t look like a petit biscuit to me, that looks like a full-grown biscuit. Where are the turn tables? – It’s a music video, Rhett… – Oh. …it’s not actually footage of his performance. – All right. – I was excited… Okay, last chance. This is my chance to tie. Can we make this worth two? – Yes, it is two. – For the win. Call me “Coach.” Both: “Slobber bar?” That’s just heinous. There’s no way that the Olympics would let that in, which means maybe they did. Slobber bar, that’s actually a Summer Olympics term, and they name this– there was a guy, a streaker, who came out, you know how the streakers come out to the soccer field? – “The pitch,” they call it. – Yeah. Well, in the Olympics, sometimes in the gymnastics situation, the streaker came out, and this guy came out and he just… licked the high bar. – Licked the high bar? – And then no one saw it, and then a few people were seriously injured later. And then they were like, “Oh, Slobber Bar’s back.” Oh, it’s the guy’s name, it’s the nickname of a streaker. Yeah. Slobber Bar. The Slobber Bar incident. Slobber bar is when… it seems like it’s so slick from slobber, the high bar… – Mm. – …that you slide off. It’s like, “I got slobber bar-ed. – I couldn’t hold on.” – So basically exactly what I said without the backstory, okay. Yeah, Coachella band. It is an Olympic term. Oh. ( laughs ) It’s an equestrian term, it obviously refers to the metal bar between the shanks of a curb bit that goes into a horse’s mouth, and here’s a photo. – Link: Oh. – Rhett: The horse loves it, though. Link: He’s grinnin’. Rhett: You can tell he loves it. All right, congratulations, Rhett, – you won. – No, don’t– “Congratulations…” – Coach Fella. – …Fella.” Coach, what do you want me to do, Coach? What do you want me to do, Coach? – Uh… – I’m here, I dressed out today. What do you want me to do? Give me a Powerade. Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You know what time it is. Hey, I’m Noah. I’m in Tribune, Kansas and I’m cycling across the United States. And it’s time spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Good luck, Noah! – Gracious. – Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us get into the Olympic spirit by trying out some Korean bubble mask… face masks… Yeah. …in “Good Mythical More.” And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Link: Keep your drink in one place with this “Boiled for Safety” mug available at mythical.store.

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