(rooster crowing) (roaring) – Bubble face mask is what I was trying to say. Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Didn’t see that coming. (laughter) – What came? Didn’t see that coming the second time, either. – Oh, it’s a beanie. – That was off your head? – [Chase] Yeah. – It’s a used beanie from Chase. – Shouldn’t’ve given it back. (laughter) – It’s a Chase beanie. – Ellie, come on in here. She’s going to hang out with us, and we’re all going to apply… – Wow… – Hi. – …a Korean bubble face mask. – Hey, thanks for grabbing my… – Look at that. – …my Powerade, sport. – (laughs) Oh, gosh. – No problem, coach. You have to call him coach. – He earned it. – You know, it’s Coach Fella. – I thought that just you had to call him Coach Fella. – No, everyone does. – Everyone does. – Coach Fella. – Carbonated bubble clay mask, Coach Fella. – I’m so excited about this, so… – If I’m gonna call you Coach Fella, you need to be saying more coachy things. – I called you sport and I said thanks for my Powerade. – Have you done this before? – This is my first time. I’ve seen it before. I’m very excited. So basically what’s gonna happen, all the instructions are in Korean, so can’t read that. – I don’t speak Korean. – What is this? – I mean, I just don’t. – This is your little paddle to, like, apply it to your face. So it’s just like a normal… – I would. I’d learn it. – It’s got a pig. – But I haven’t had a qualified teacher. – (laughs) You’ve… – Why is there a pig on the front of the thing? I don’t… – Isn’t it cute? – It, but, ’cause… – It’s the Milky Piggy. – Well, you know that there’s the phrase put lipstick on a pig. – [Ellie] Um-hum, yeah, do you put… – But what about putting a face mask… – Yeah, you know who coined that? Sarah Palin, one of my favorite people. She’s really popular with the coaches. – Oh, okay, so that came right off. – I’d like to coach her. – Oh God. (laughs) – So we’ve got… I’m not listening to him. I highly recommend that. – Yeah. (laughter) This is eerily accurate to my, like, seventh grade softball coach, yup. – So I’m just gonna take this and… Ooh, that is… – So you’re just gonna start applying it to your… So avoid your beard. – I’ve never put anything on my face. – Get it on there ’cause it’s gotta set for a little bit, right? I, it’s supposed to bubble up. – [Rhett] Who? – You’re doing this too, right? – Yeah, I’m doing it. – Who? – I’m sorry, coach, just… – Coach who? – Coach Fella. – Coach Fella. – Coach Fella. (laughs) – You gotta believe in it, Coach Fella, if it’s gonna work. – [Ellie] Can I share your mirror? – I just, I’ve never actually touched my own face. Okay? It’s weird. – Oh, no, I’m just gonna use my fingers. – First time for everything. – This is not easy to do to yourself. – Wow. – I think it might be better to have somebody do it to you, you know? – Yeah, if you have a maid, you know, if you’re a millionaire. – It is my favorite color. – Gray? – Yeah. – Why? – ‘Cause that is the absence of all life. – Oh, I just… – Oh my gosh. (laughs) – Just dropped a little face mask booger off my… Am I going too thick, do you think? – I think thick is good, but you can smooth it out a little bit. – Y’all check this out. I can do it just as well with my left hand as I can with my right. – (laughs) Wow, 100% seriously. – It’s called switch facial. – You’re right, it is easier to use your, just to use your hand and… – Touching your face is cool. (laughter) – I would definitely recommend using your… – You’re doing great. – Just use your hand, Coach Fella. – That would be more weird. – Oh, it’s already bubbling. Oh no. – [Link] Just get it on there. – I look like a super hero who wears a mask right above the rest of his face. I can’t tell who that man is ’cause his forehead’s covered up. (laughter) Don’t be alarmed. It’s just Coach Fella. – Should I go down the neck? – [Rhett] Um-hum. – I mean… – Probably not. – Probably not. – It’s called a face mask, not a face and neck mask. Ooh, that feels refreshing. – So how have y’all been enjoying my ELPS class? – ELPS has been good, Coach Fella. I’ve learned… – You learning anything about the economy? – Ellie What… – No, I learned a lot more… – We have too much regulation. – I learned a lot more in health last semester. – I know I’m not supposed to let forth my political bleanings… – [Ellie] Bleanings? – Yeah, you shouldn’t. – But this school has too many regulations. – Like what, Coach Fella? – Well, not being able to touch your face in class is the one that we should immediately get rid of, ’cause this is amazing. (Ellie laughs) – I’m feeling some tingle-tingle. – If y’all wanna touch your faces in my class… – It’s very cool and refreshing. – [Ellie] Yeah. – [Rhett] …you should. – Ellie, I had Coach Fella last semester for health and self-care. – [Rhett] Yeah. – And sex education. – Yup, you remember that. Tell me, tell her about it. (Ellie mumbles) – He spent… – Tell her what you learned. – He spent a week on the importance of showering. And he spent half a day on how to make babies. Or how to not make babies. Ooh, it’s starting… – Yours is starting. – It’s really bubbling. – Yours is bubbling. – I don’t like to talk about that in health class ’cause I feel like that is a private manor. – (laughs) Oh my gosh. – Matter. – That you should discuss directly with me or your parents. – (laughs) Oh my gosh. (laughter) – Look at my face. My face has gone away. – Man, I like you more right now. – You kind of look like… – Than I ever have, Charles. – You kind of look like someone who would be treated in a Grey’s Anatomy episode, you know? You know that one episode where the ferry crashes? – I have a problem. – The national debt just went up… – [Link] No, I haven’t seen it. – …like, three dollars in the last second. – (laughs) Oh my God. – I can hear it bubbling. – I feel like I’m at Thanksgiving dinner. – You should all be investing in gold, kids. You should all be investing in gold. I’ve got, I got so much gold. I don’t trust banks. I carry it… I keep gold, and then I keep bags full of cash, and that’s what y’all should do, too, ’cause that whole FDIC crap? They don’t guarantee. It’s a false sense of security. Y’all should stay after for extra credit and I’ll tell you all about it. – It’s actually starting to itch a little. – Yeah, it’s itchy for me, too. – How’d you get yours to dry so even, Steven? – ‘Cause I told you, I used my hand. – I used mine, too. – I used my hand and I touched my face. – I just think it’s my face is a lot hotter than y’all’s. – Okay. – Yours is starting to bubble. – Yours is starting to bubble. – But Ellie’s is bubbling pretty good. – Thank you. – Is mine drooping on my brow? – Yeah, a little bit. You got it on, a little bit on your brow. – I feel like my brow is, like… – You’re looking really good, though. It’s coming off. – Hey. (Ellie laughs) Hey kids. When you’re done with Coach Feller’s class, you can come over to my class and I’ll teach you some woodworking. Come back to my shop and I can teach you how to make a… How to make a box? You can learn how to make a wooden box. I can also, if you stay long enough, I’ll teach you some sheet metal folding. You can make a wallet out of sheet metal in my class. – What… – Are you Mr. Bunchums? – I’m Mr. Bunchums. – Ellie Oh no. – I’m the woodworking… – I don’t trust Mr. Bunchums. – Well, I’m right here. – ‘Cause I saw you the other day. You had an I Voted sticker on. – That’s right, I did… – I don’t trust those people. – I did my civic duty and I voted, and I also encouraged all of the, all of the… – You also changed the way you talked significantly after you voted. – Well, once I knew that I voted… – I feel like I’m in a fever dream. – …I had to change my voice a little bit. – I don’t believe, I bel-, I don’t… – Oh, it’s itchy! Is yours itchy? – Mine’s itchy. – Whoo, I wanna scratch my brow. – I think you should vote once in life for one person. – Like a judge? – You should save it up. You should save it up and let it fly. – Is yours… – I haven’t voted yet, is what I’m saying. – It’s bubbled up, but I don’t think it’s getting any bigger. – I think it’s gonna keep getting bigger. – What’s mine doing? Nothing. – I don’t know. Yours looks kind of whack. (laughs) – Yours is small. – I don’t know what you did wrong, but you look worse. – I did everything right. – You look like a melting… – This is the way that it’s supposed to look! – You look like a melting gargoyle. – This is the way that it’s supposed to look, clearly! – You look like a stupid superhero. – (laughs) Yeah. Like a gargoyle that got hit off the side of a building during a superhero fight. – Next year I’m teaching, and I invite both of you to come to it. Advanced European… – Uh-oh. – …Anatomy. – Oh. (laughter) – I’m there. I am so there. – Yeah. – Yeah. We’re already a bunch of Botticellis, you know what I mean?